The Doctor gets MSN – My Doctor Who/MSN crossover-ish fanfic.

A/N: It's me again! I couldn't hold it in me any longer, so I'm starting chapter 2 the same day I finished chapter 1! Hey, the suspense was killing me, too! Chapter Two:

Donna: I win again!

Jack: No fair! Best 1 out of 5!

BadWolf46 (Rose) has just signed in.

Donna: OMG DID YOU SAY YES?!

BadWolf46: I said yes!!

Jack: Why isn't the Doctor online?

BadWolf46: He's making preparations with my mum. I never thought I'd see the day...

Donna: That you two would get Married?

Rose: Well, yeah, but, I never thought I'd see him working with my mum! He's usually too scared of her because she might slap him again!

A/N: It is a well know fact that the Doctor was always scared of Jackie and her 'slapping hand' as he called it. If you've seen series 1, then you'll know that she slapped his ninth incarnation when he accidentally set the TARDIS to 12 months past the last time Rose was there instead of 12 hours like he was supposed to. I love it when the Doctor gets a smack, it's just dead funny!

Donna: I'd like to meet your mum. Or she can have a chat with my mum!

Jackie (A/N: Rose's Mum) has just signed in.

Sylvia (A/N: Donna's Mum) has just signed in.

Donna/Rose: How did you know I'd be on MSN?

Jackie: Just a guess, actually. Jackie Tyler, I'm Rose's Mum.

Sylvia: Sylvia Noble, Donna's Mum.

The Doctor has just signed in.

The Doctor: Did I miss anything-- Oh no, Jackie!

Jackie: What's wrong with him?

Rose: Mum, we're engaged.



Jackie: What? Well, congrats anyway—Wait, how did he propose?

Donna: 2 words: E-mail Proposal.

Jack: I'm back- Guys, I've been signed off for 20 minutes! Didn't anyone notices.

Rose: I don't think Ponella wrote it down.

Ponella: The wacky wonder, that's me!

The Doctor: You mean wacky, as in obsession with writing Doctor/Rose fics?

Ponella: You could say that. Then again, you could say that my-brain-is-just-too-small-to-comprihend-all-that-other-stuff-so-it-only-has-room-for-Doctor/Rose-and-good-story-writing-skills!

The Doctor: gawps and drools

Rose: Now he knows how I feel when he does that.

Ponella: I out-babbled the Doctor! Free jelly babies for everyone who's still in reality!

The Doctor: eventually closes his mouth Wait, what? –JELLY BABIES?!

Ponella: Yes, and you just missed your chance!

The Doctor: faints

Ponella: Lol! Okay, free fairy cakes and edible ball bearings for everyone who's still conscious!

Jack: You've really got to stop torturing him, Rosie!

Ponella: Well, I could, but then you'd be my torture-ee again!

Ponella has just signed off.

The Doctor: She did it again, didn't she?

Jack: Yep. Looks like you're the boss's permanent torture-ee!

The Doctor: Wait there, I'm changing my nickname.

BananaKing: There! Now everyone will know I love bananas!

A/N: Every watched "Charlie the Unicorn" on YouTube? Well, in the sequel to that there's this stuff with the banana king yadda yadda yadda... Anyway, it turns out Charlie is the Banana King, and in the end it's a hoax and the other unicorns have stolen all his stuff! The Doctor's seen the sequel, and he likes bananas, so this was the most obvious outcome! BananaKing: Are you done yet? Ponella: kills BananaKing on runescape-- not 

really! Yes, I'll be done in a minute! You have a TARDIS, why not just use it to go to the time when I'll be finished? BananaKing: Well, I would, but the TARDIS needs a rest. Ponella: In other words, you forgot where you parked it? BananaKing: Yeah... sounds pretty stupid now ya think about it... Ponella: Check the rift in Cardiff. BananaKing: What the... Oh, here it is! Ponella: sigh