Kurogane woke up the next morning to the harsh bleep of his cellphone's default ring tone. He'd never gotten around to changing it and he groped for the nightstand with his eyes closed. He had to stop when he realized that not only was the nightstand not within reach, but that there was a heavy body sleeping atop that arm, rendering it numb and pretty much useless. His morning erection was pressed persistently against warm flesh.

"Hnn," he said, lifting his head off the pillows to look. Yuui's eyes were open, thin slits of blue, but he looked fairly out of it; his cock was pressed into the hollow of Yuui's hip. His cellphone was on the pillow beyond Yuui's head. He didn't remember leaving it there, but he picked it up and opened it cautiously.

"What is it?" Kurogane said gruffly, rolling away from Yuui. He distinctly remembered Fai having fallen asleep on his other side, but the bed there was empty and cool to the touch.

"There you are! We were worried you'd died," Fuuma said, not sounding all that worried. "You get home safely?"

"Uh, not quite," Kurogane said. Yuui had stirred and was moving across the sheets, a predatory expression on his face, and he slid into Kurogane's lap. Kurogane switched the phone to his other ear and cautiously set a hand to Yuui's hip. "Still kind of. Busy."

"Busy? Busy how? Man, did you end up in the drunk tank? You need me to come bail you out?"

"No," Kurogane said. Yuui hooked his arms around the back of his neck and leaned in, pressing a searing kiss against his throat. Kurogane's cock twitched and he could feel Yuui's mouth curl up in a smile as he felt it. "I'm just fine," he continued, eyes on the blond before him.

"Then where are you?" Fuuma asked, sounding bewildered, and Yuui rolled his eyes and took Kurogane's cellphone from him, putting it to his ear.

"Hi. Kurogane's busy right now," he said. "Call back later. Much later."

He hung up and tossed the phone casually to the pillow, and Kurogane slid both hands around his naked back, admiring the smooth skin under his fingers. "He won't leave me alone now," he said.

"Don't care," said Yuui, and kissed him. He had pretty vile morning breath, but Kurogane kissed him back. His heart was doing strange things in his chest. "Fai's making breakfast, by the way. American-style. Expect bacon."

"Thanks," Kurogane said, uncertainly. Yuui was warm and heavy in his lap and there was a glint to his eye that said there's more to come.

"How do you feel?" Yuui asked, tilting his head to one side, and Kurogane thought about it for a second before answering.

"Sore," he said, and grinned. "Good."

"You were pretty amazing," said Yuui, smiling, and Kurogane growled at him and jerked his head away to hide his blush. "Do you have anywhere to be today?"

"No," Kurogane said shortly, and then, his heart thudding in his chest, "Um. Would you and Fai. Um. Come to dinner with me?"

Yuui stared at him. "What," he said.

"Dinner. With me. Would you?"

Yuui swallowed, and Kurogane realized it was the first time he'd seen him so disarmed. "I - uh. That is. We'll think about it," he said, hoarsely, and then cleared his throat. The shells of his ears had turned faintly pink. "In the meantime," he said, allowing his voice to drop to a low register that somehow went right to Kurogane's morning hard-on, "Maybe you'd be ready for a pre-breakfast round two?"

This time yesterday Kurogane had woken up in his own flat, in his own bed, with the sun burning his face because he never remembered to close his curtains. He had washed and dressed and gone to class. The day had been simple and structured.

Today Yuui showed him how to give a blow job while his twin was in the kitchen making bacon, humming through the half-open bedroom door, and it didn't even freak him out when Fai popped his head in and wolf-whistled the pair of them before asking Kurogane how he liked his fried eggs.

He really was the worst monk ever.

-fin

notes: this fic kind of got out of hand for something that was supposed to be a quick clampkink fill. /facepalm

title was from lady gaga's heavy metal lover. if you read through to this far, i hope you liked the story. :3