A/N: the next chapter! This is just really carrying on from the last one and the wedding. The chapter will be much better but please still review yeah? Enjoy!

Chapter 4 – The best day of my life

The servant scuttled off back to his job, clearing the thought of little royal babies from his head. Charming looked at Fiona, who was as red as a tomato. 'Aww, poor Fiony!' he thought. (A/N: Fiony is what my little cousin said was Fiona's name when he wanted to watch shrek with me LOL) he had to hold back a laughing fit though, she looked so innocent, he wished he had a camera with him now. He then snapped out of it and looked at his watch.

"well, its now eleven thirty-five, I think we should go now." He said, though it sounded more like a question when he said it.

"yes, come on Fiona, we need to get to the shop. Charming, Harold will go with you." Lillian said literally dragging her daughter into the carriage that was waiting for them.

"after you." Harold said to Charming as they got into a different carriage and started their way to their outfit fittings.

After about 5 minutes Lillian and Fiona arrived, it wasn't exactly a long way to go anyway. As Fiona stepped out 5 girls jumped out of the shop, 5 girls she knew very well, 5 girls that were her best friends for life.

"OH MY GOD! YOUR ALL HERE!" Fiona said excitedly as she ran to them.

"well duh! You couldn't exactly expect us to miss the baby of the group's wedding could you?" Sleeping Beauty said, who had now finally found a cure for her sleepiness (A/N: sorry but in shrek 3, her falling asleep all the time irritated me so yeah) There all together, Sleeping Beauty, Doris, Snow White, Cinderella and Rapunzel. (A/N: yes, I hate her too but on with the story) They stood in their bridesmaid dresses which were a sky blue, the same as Fiona's eyes. Fiona was the youngest, then Cinderella, then Sleeping Beauty, then Snow White, then Rapunzel and finally, Doris and all of the princesses had always looked after Fiona especially when they were little and at school.

"well, shouldn't we be going back inside the shop?" Cinderella asked as they all – without answering – followed her back inside.

After a slightly longer journey, Harold and Charming finally reached the suit shop. As they got out, they were greeted by John and Charming's best friend, Greg, who would be the best man. Greg had floppy black hair and green eyes. They walked into the shop after hugs and handshakes, ready to try on their suits.

They finally decided on black suits, white shirts and sky blue bow ties as Charming said they reminded him of Fiona's eyes. Everything was sorted for the boys apart from one thing – Charming wanted his haircut.

"dude, why? Your hair is like your trademark. I haven't seen any guy have the same haircut, ever!" Greg said absolutely shocked.

"one. It annoys me. Two, what's a trademark? Three, the only reason you haven't seen guys with this hair is because I look like a girl, 'nuff said." Charming replied.

"OK! Take a chill pill jeez!" Greg said "but what if Fiona doesn't recognise you at the alter?" he asked, getting really concerned.

"Greg, are you saying she is stupid?" Charming asked raising an eyebrow.

"NOO!" he replied quickly.

"ok whatever." Charming said as he got back into the carriage with Harold as John and Greg walked to the church ready for the wedding. Harold and Charming however, were on their way to the barbers.

Meanwhile at the dress shop Fiona had been moaning to the owner – Lidia about how she looked like a pig in the first dress, an oversized elf in the second and a puffy peach in the 3rd one. Lidia was getting so pressurized and Lillian was suddenly so happy she didn't have to deal with her daughter through puberty LOL. Lidia finally picked out the perfect dress, long and white with silver diamonds, it suited her and it fit well. Everyone agreed it was beautiful, she just hope Charming would like it.

Talking about Charming…

"so, sir, how would you like your hair cut?" the barber asked.

"so I can have it like Sir Robert Pattinson but not as messy, if you get me" Charming replied.

"very well." And the barber cut his hair and even styled it the way he wanted! What a nice barber.

After Charming paid, the time had gone too quick. It was 3.00pm, the wedding started exactly 1 hour from now. They rushed back into the carriage and to Far Far Away church ready and in place for the service. Already more or less the whole kingdom were in there, Charming was shaking again and this time it was Harold's turn to calm him down.

"come on now, I don't want you having a panic attack!" Harold said.

He was right, "s-sorry, im just a bit nervous you know " he said. Harold just smiled as he got out of the carriage and walked into the church and up to the alter where his dad and Greg were. Harold stayed outside for Fiona to walk her down the aisle.

Soon enough at about 4.00 exactly, Fiona's carriage pulled up and Harold went to greet her. She stepped out slowly and Harold was gob smacked, she looked so beautiful, he couldn't wait to see Charming's reaction when he saw her. There were a few whistles from some random men outside the church and the princesses slapped them all twice each because girls have girl power and girl power rules!

The wedding march began to play as the princesses and Lillian walked down the aisle, then followed by Fiona and Harold.

"are you sure I look ok daddy?" Fiona asked gripping on tighter to her father's arm.

"you look absolutely stunning" he replied proudly. Fiona sighed.

"dude, lets just hope you don't get a boner! Wait till you see her!" Greg whispered to Charming discreetly. Charming wanted to slap him but calmed himself down. Fiona finally reached the alter and Charming looked at her. His breath caught and he nearly fainted "you look beautiful, honey" he said leaning in and holding her hand.

"you look very handsome and the hair?" she asked

"you don't like it?" he asked sadness in his pale blue eyes.

"no, no, it really suits you!" she said quickly, squeezing his hand. He smiled, relieved.

"we are gathered here on this beautiful summers afternoon to witness the marriage of Princess Fiona Lily Edwards and Charming Jonathon Smith." The priest said and then carried on with a bit more useless speaking until the I do's. "Fiona Edwards, do you take Charming Smith to be your lawful wedded husband?"

"I do." She said confidently with a smile.

"and Charming Smith do you take Fiona Edwards to be your lawful wedded wife?"

"yep!" he said "please may I kiss her now?"

Everyone in the kingdom burst out laughing.

"well, that counts as an I do so I now pronounce you man and wife! And yes, you may now kiss her!" the priest said.

Just as Charming leaned in to kiss Fiona, Greg thought he'd be funny and shout "go on! Make out!" which made the guests roar with laughter once again, even Fiona had to hold back a laugh before Charming's lips touched hers in a kiss. The guests now broke out in applause but neither Charming or Fiona pulled away, it didn't look like they were going to soon either. "ok that's enough!" Greg said a bit annoyed. Still they didn't listen. "oh for god's sake GET A ROOM!"

"er, actually, we're waiting until later for that!" Charming said as he finally pulled away.

"oh you had to didn't you?" Fiona said in the midst of a laughing fit herself while the rest of the kingdom were in hysterics.

Ok that was enough, Charming and Fiona ran out of the church and into yet another carriage and on their way back to the castle for a party. They got there after everyone else and could already see that Greg had his eye on someone. Snow White.

"so, you er, want a drink baby?" he asked her, trying to be cool which was and epic fail.

"im already drunk" she said and she pulled him in for a kiss, though one that if you were watching would throw up at the sight of it. After the party ended, everyone went home – Greg and Snow White went together, obvs!

Charming and Fiona then made their way to a place called Fiona's bedroom and lets just say they had some fun under the covers A/N: that's all im saying! I really don't want to go there! The next chapter will be up soon and as I said this was just a ugh chapter (don't ask what ugh is, I don't know) so don't hate me! Review and tell me what you think! ~iPurpleheart xx