A/N: I have been reaaaaally busy with school work, im sorry I didn't update sooner! . here goes.

Chapter 7 – so, you're my husband?

Fiona sat in her bedroom with Lillian.

"maybe he's just down the pub with Greg?" Lillian suggested.

"he would've said" Fiona replied staring out the window at the 'Far Far Away' sign. "mom, really. What do you think he's doing? Do you think maybe he's with another woman?" she asked near to tears.

"Fiona, you listen to me now. Your husband is an extremely good man and he'd never do that to you." She said getting up from her seat somehow annoyed at what her daughter had just said.

Fiona sighed and turned to face her mother. "your right," she said sticking to the phrase that 'mother knows best' "I have to stop being so worried."

"Good. And Fiona?" Lillian said as she headed for the door.

"yes mom?" Fiona answered.

"that woman is coming to fit your ball gown at ten. Its like half 9 now so you should be getting ready." she said as she walked out of the room.

"oh great." She said sarcastically as she fell back onto her bed. She put a hand to her head and closed her eyes but was then rudely awakened.

"Fiona! Sweetheart?" said a voice from behind the door.

The accent sounded Scottish and the voice was male. (A/N: the 'man' is Shrek!) She looked up and saw a tall, brown haired man holding a bunch of roses in his hands. Fiona jumped up and into don't-mess-with-me-or-i-will-kick-your-butt mode.

"what are you doing?" he asked coming closer to her.

"don't touch me, I am very capable of killing you, burying you, and crimating you in the next 5 seconds!" she said backing away.

The man chuckled and said "im sure you are but why would you hurt me? You love me too much!"

"WHAT? I DON'T FREAKING KNOW WHO YOU ARE!" she was irritated by who ever this was and she thought that the only thing to do now was to scream at him.

"Fiona, please calm down one second." She felt like hitting him but saw that he was just trying to calm her down without her getting mad, which had already happened so he failed at that. He sighed and said "Fiona, I read your diary."

"WHAT?" she shouted.

"would you just calm yourself down so I can tell you what's happened." The man replied. Fiona sat down on her bed and patted the space beside her for him to sit down. "honey, it's a lot to take in and I don't know how to say this but, im Charming. I'm your husband."

Fiona stared at him her mouth hanging open like an 'o'. "w-what? How?" she asked, shocked.

"well, after I read your diary and saw what you wanted for in your husband I got really upset. So I went to your dad for help and he told me about the Fairy God Mother. I went to her and she gave me a potion that would transform me into the man you always wanted." 'Charming' replied looking into her eyes.

"my diary hmm?" she said getting up and walking to where her diary was. She opened it slowly and read one of the brightly coloured pages out loud. "dear diary, I cant wait to meet my rescuer. He'll have wavy brown hair and matching eyes. He'll be tall and strong and love me forever." Her eyes then drifted to the colourful illustration drawn next to it. It was a drawing of her kissing someone who looked like the newly transformed Charming. She looked at Charming again. He was still sitting where he was before, looking at her. He held his arms out welcomingly and she ran into his arms and hugged him.

"see?" he asked as she looked up at him.

"yes, I do" she replied leaning in for a brief kiss which lasted a matter of seconds. After a few moments or just sitting there Fiona sprang up "ok! I need to be getting a move on." She sprinted out of her room and into her mother and father's room where she found Lillian and the lady from the shop who's name she had forgotten.

"well you took your time didn't you!" her mother said.

"oh sorry about that." Fiona said. She then walked over to the woman. Patricia was her name.

"ok, now I hope you wont be too fussy this time." Patricia said remembering Fiona's wedding dress fitting. "your mother and I have gotten some dresses, now you have a look at which one is right for you." She then moved out of the way putting a dress selection into view.

It didn't take Fiona long at all to find the dress she wanted. After about 30 seconds she found the dress.

"that one!" she said pointing at a beautiful white dress laced with sequins along with a pearl necklace to go with it.

"ok, well go try it on!" Patricia said ushering Fiona to go into a little 'changing room' that she had created.

Fiona changed into the dress and walked out to see what her mother thought.

"Fiona, this one is the best! Were having this one please!" Lillian said to Patricia.

A/N: I will update when I can. Please review ~iPurpleheart x