A/N: I am ALIVE! Yes I didn't die! I am soo sorry I haven't updated, I've had exams coming out of my ears. Hopefully my readers don't mind the wait! I. I have a DeviantArt profile so check it out *has epic Nicki Minaj moment* so I am iPurpleheart on there too! My friend (who's a boy) gave me a hand on this so give some credit to the guy *claps hands for Miles* anyway, so this is the part when… well you'll just have to read on…

Chapter 9 – is forever too long?

Fiona stood there. Holding onto her father's arm and staring at the guests around her, and one other person too – her husband. She smiled for a second then looked away from him and back at her father. All Harold did was lead her to him and she took Charming's arm herself, whether she wanted to or not, Fiona couldn't decide. Of course she loved him, why wouldn't she? Fiona gazed into his warm brown eyes. They were now in the middle of the dance floor and the people around them were chanting for them to dance. Charming blanked out the noise from around him and focused on Fiona in front of him. He sighed and gave her a quick kiss on her forehead as Fairy God Mother began her song, slowly the couple danced across the floor.

"there he is!" Greg shouted.

"jeez! Do you have to be that loud!" Snow white said in a loud whisper.

"sorry" Greg replied bowing his head.

"so, how do we get in Charming? Charming?" Snow asked turning around hoping to see Charming standing there. But he wasn't. instead he had found a secret castle entrance and Greg had already followed him.

"oh, great! Talking to yourself. Oh god, I just did it again!" snow white said running after the boys.

Fiona and Charming were now talking to Harold and Lillian. Though the more that came out of Charming's mouth, the more Fiona agreed with herself that this wasn't her husband.

"can you excuse me one moment? And please don't come after me, all I have to do is go to the bathroom." Fiona lied getting up from her chair and walking into the castle where she saw something she thought she was dreaming. There in front of her was a man. Greg. And her best friend Snow White. Though this man wasn't just a man.

"CHARMING?" Fiona exclaimed not believing her eyes.

"Fiona!" he replied running up to her, picking her up, spinning her around and giving her a kiss more passionate than he would usually.

"w-wait. How do I know you're my husband? What about the other one of you outside?" she asked pulling herself from his grip and resting her hands in light fists on her waist.

"well, I guess you'll just have to trust me" he replied with that smile Fiona had missed for what seemed like a decade.

With that, Greg slyly sneaked onto the stage and without being noticed, grabbed Fairy God Mother and took her some place never to be seen again.

Obviously now everyone had noticed there was no music and were staring around cluelessly.

"Shrekken!" Charming exclaimed pointing at the man Fiona had believed was her husband. "you either leave now, or I will kill you." He pulled out a long, shiny sword and pointed it in Shrek's direction.

Charming didn't in fact care what Shrek's next movements were and called some guards to run over and arrest him. Charming then took Fiona's hands in his own and looked into her eyes with a smile. He then looked away from her and at the clueless people around him who were currently waiting for him to speak.

Cleared his throat and said "ladies and gentlemen, I am so sorry for this disruption but that just had to be taken care of, I am sorry. The man you have believed to be the new Prince, was actually the son of Fairy God Mother – he wasn't me. This though, this is me." He stared around at the crowd below him and without a warning they burst out in applause.

Charming then turned back to face Fiona.

"im sorry too, I never should have let this happen." He said bowing his head.

Fiona lifted his chin up and kissed him softly on the lips.

"it wasn't your fault, it was nobody's fault. Just don't do that again. And don't you dare leave me!" She said to him.

Charming smiled. "don't worry, we are forever. Now however long forever may be, we should make the most of it when we can." He said. And with that their lips touched once again.

A/N: FINALLY FINISHED! Thanks to all my reviewers! I hope to write more Shrek stuff in the future. ~iPurpleheart