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In this Chappie; Dom has a surprise, Dave tries to hurt Robbie and Masimo just keeps popping up at the wrong time with lots of snoggosity among him.
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3. Are You Confuzzled Sex Kitty?
2:45
Rosie's House
Under the Bed
Same bat time, same bat place.
Robbie is confessing to Dave the Laugh. The Vati. Jack the Biscuit. Future Laugh-O-Gram.
ERLACK, get image of nuddy-pants Dave out of my mind.
"I don't know what she thinks about me though, maybe I should have made her more songs and brought her better presents and, and--"
Robbie began crying. Dave has his arm around Robbie, while I was peeking up the crack of the bed.
" I know how it feels to not get what you want, or what you need and frankly Georgia-"
He was cut off by Jas's Scream.
Robbie was running out of the room to get to Tom.
Well done Jas right on cue.
Dave pulled me out from under the bed.
I stared at him.
"You were going to tell Robbie about our snogs weren't you?"
Dave went pink.
"Well he was confessing so I thought I might"
He stared back at me, with those gorgey eyes.
I could not resist, I jumped on him and snogged him to with-in a inch of his life. His legs collapsed and I fell with him on the bed.
Oo-er. A bit of 8 is coming Dave's way.
2 minutes later
Walking down the stairs to find that Sven had tried to kiss Jas because he has his eyes taped shut
"Sorry, Ja, naughty thing, Ja, Rosie smack time, OH JA SPANKY PANKY!"
He began chasing Rosie around the house so we all joined in. It was hide and seek couple. Robbie had gone off to Dom and it was only us 12 left. Rosie and Sven were it.
We all hid.
3:40
In Rosie's Bed Room
Hiding in closet
Great only a few more minutes freedom until we have to go back to Foxwood. I can feel Dave's hand sliding up my back. Cheeky minx.
"Ahh, Sec Kitty, we are now alone would you like to try some B.W.A?"
"Cheeky Cat, You wis-"
I was rudely interrupted when Rosie and Sven came bashing in. Connected. Sven pushed her on the bed. Oh My God, he is taking of his trousers!
Erlack a pongoes! He has his furry under-crackers on. Oh No!
1 minute later
Dave is covering my eyes and hiding behind my back. All we can hear is a whole bunch of groaning.
Dave let go of me to look for light so I saw it. Rosie and Sven doing 10. Oh My God!
That is when Dave and I fell out of the closet.
5 minutes later
Sven is trying to hug Dave in his furry pants. Dave is backing away slowly.
Rosie and I took the opportunity to escape.
When we got out, I stoped RoRo and stared at her
"What happened back in there Rosie?"
Oh God, I sound like her Mutti!
"Gee, you sound like my mother! Sven and I were mealy getting ready for having little Viking chidlies" She gave me and evil grin.
"Erlack RoRo, like I would wish to know about you and Sven going for the full monty!"
I gave her a look and joined the others as we walked back to school.
3:57
Running to get to the gates on time
Pant, We have, pant, football, pant, tomorrow, pant, but at, pant, this rate, pant, I will, pant, only get, pant, injured!
Geez Big G, why did he make us always technically late?
4:01
On the Fields
We just got there on time, it was really lucky.
Robbie was shouting at Dom when we got there.
"Stay away! I already have competition I don't need any more!"
"I can do what I want. In fact I will write her a song and invite her-"
They stopped when they saw us. Dom shuffled off the field and winked at me.
They couldn't mean me?
Could they?
1 hour and a half later
On the Bus
With Dave, Dom and Robbie. Jas and Tom decided to walk home. In the rain. Ha. More like snogging in the rain I say. Let us recount those eventful hours before us.
We got on the field and played our best and won 12-0, but let us not think about numbers only the look on Herr Kamyer's face when he pushed over Miss Wilson when the ball went flying off the field. They ended up on-top of each other. It was vair vair amusant. We couldn't stop laughing.
Then it started raining and Dave said he would catch the bus with me. He is such a gentleman. Sometimes. That is what I like to think.
Now Robbie is doing the stare-at-Dom-then-me-then-Dave thingy.
Dom is just staring at me, and Dave us shooting him death glances. What in the name of Jas's giagantibus under-crackers is going on?!. As usual I will be the last to know.
Dave moved closer and squeezed my hand. In two more stops Robbie would get off and in 1 more after that Dom would get off. Dave and me would get off one stop after Dom and walk home.
10 minutes later
Robbie told me he would pick me up at the clock-tower at 7:30. Dom said see you at the gig. I seem to be in the middle of love confusiosity.
Dave is walking with me, holding me hand, begging me to go with the gig with him.
"Come on, Kittykat! You know you want to arrive with me"
"I told Robbie that I would go with him"
"Well what are we going to do?"
My brain intended to say "Meet up at the Gig" but I only got up to 'up' before he snogged me.
Mmmmmm No 5, yum, yum
"Wow Dave, fantastic snogging!"
At that moment Emma came sulking up.
"Hi Georgia, glad to see that only after a few days of our break-up do you throw yourself on my boyfriend! Can't you pick one and stay with it?"
I looked at Dave, I didn't know they broke up!
"Hey, I didn't even knew you were together let alone you have broken up! So back off"
"You are a two-timing minx Georgia I expected better from you"
Then Dave stepped in.
"Emma, I have dumped you, that mean I am your EX-boyfriend and unless you decide to be nice to people who are loved than I suggest you go and buy a caravan and lots of cats now!"
Emma burst into tears and slapped Dave.
I stood there with a blank expression.
"Are you confuzzled, Sex Kitty? That is what I wanted to talk to you about when you ran out of Luigi's Cafe"
He hugged me and walked me on to my house. He pushed me against the tree and gave me some No 4, 5 and 6 with a tiny bit of 7!
I kissed him on the cheek. And he walked down my street.
10 minutes later
Still, snogging.
Dave ran back to me as soon as he walked to the end of the street.
Now we are sitting on my wall, snogging and watching the sun set.
I am stroking his hair.
"Poor Davey, can't get enough of Kittykat can he"
"Well……"
I gave him a peck on his lips I stood up and walked inside. I went upstairs and looked out the window. Oh My Gosh! Dave was climbing up the water pipe!
I opened my window. Dave climbed in my bedroom.
"Sex Kitty, no teasing please."
Then he pushed me on my bed and started snogging me. No 6! He was just starting No 8 (!) when a loon started banging up the stairs. Oh no! Not Libby!
The door banged open.
"Heggy Heggy Ho ging-"
She saw us on the bed
"Who is that naaice boy tosser?"
"Well I am Dave young lady"
"FOR CHRISTS SAKES BAD BOY I IS LIBBY!" and she hit him with Scuba-Diving Barbie.
"Libby! Apologise at once"
"Were you snoggling?"
"Erm, Well……"
"OOOOHHH DAVEY AND GINGEY BED SNOGGLING OHHHH"
We looked at each other.
"Mummeeeeee!! Davey and Gingey are Bed Snoggling"
"Georgia who is Dave?"
"Someone who I invited over?"
"I never knew you had a visitor!"
I heard foot steps coming up the stairs! Blimey O'Riley Mutti is going to want to meet Dave.
"Dave for your own sake, climb back out the window and hide until Mutti leaves!"
"No, I want the pleasure of meeting your dear mother"
I tried to push him out the window but Mutti burst in.
"Why, Hello there, what's your name?"
"Dave"
"How do you know Georgia"
"We have had past experience playing games together"
"Oh"
Then she went out again.
Libby was staring at Dave
"Can I have a snoggle?"
"Well if you and Georgia come to the pool this weekend I will bring along Matt and you can try snoggling, erm I mean snogging with him ok?"
"Yay, Gingey get me looking pretty for little Matty Watty!"
"It is not until the weekend Libby!"
"Now Bad Boy!"
But Dave picked her up and steered her out of the room and she began laughing.
He came back and jumped on to me.
"See you tomorrow Sex Kitty, Love you"
And he climbed back out the window and disappeared through into the night.
10:25
In my Bed of Confusiosity
With Libby.
And Scuba-Diving Barbie, Pantillizer, Mr Potato, Our Lord Sandra and Beans.
"Gingey"
"Yes, Libbs"
"I poopey in my jimjams"
"LIBBY!"
"Oh Ooh poo sandwich."
11:15
In clean bed with lurking smell of toddler poop
Hmmmmm I wonder what will ZZzzzzzzzzz…
