Hello Chummly-Wummlies,
We are back! I am sorry it took so long! My mum took away my laptop, and wont give it back, I had a whole chapter on it but she still wont give it back!!!
I had to start a WHOLE new chappie, but I will convert that chappie into chapter 6, ok?
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Loves You as Always!
Kate and Carrie
Xxxxx
5. Dom the Danish
In the Pool.
Staring at Robbie and Dom.
Staring at me.
Staring at them.
Staring at Dave.
"Dave," I whispered, " Did you invite them?"
"No!"
"If this is a trick then I will murder you"
I looked around to see Jas, who was beetroot.
"Jas, Did you have something to do with this?"
"Uhh, when you see, Robbie wanted to see you….."
She looked up at Robbie and Dom and gasped.
I turned to see them taking off their shirts.
For someone who has not got my fancy, he is quite fit.
"I am hungry" I said to get out of the pool and away from him.
Robbie pulled me out of the pool (Oo-er) then while still holding me hand jumped in!
"Why in the name of Jas' giagantibus under-crakers did you do that?!?
He just grinned and jumped out of the pool and pulled me out again.
12:45
Snogging Robbie
Now, as you may ask how did I end up snogging Robbie?
Well………………
Robbie pushed me in the pool and then offered to come and get some chips with me. As we got to the canteen he declared his undying love for me. Erlack! I made that sound like Billy Shakespeare! Anyway this is how it went.
Robbie pulled me in front of him.
"Gee, I have waited too long to say this. I know you really like Dave now and I have her from a reliable source that you also rate Masimo. But I am here to tell you that my feelings from you never faded. There is this girl in New Zealand. She really clung on to me. She even stalked me, just like you. It reminded me of you and straight away I had to come home. I had to tell you. If you don't think of me as boyfriend material then I shall go back to New Zealand because Daisy got really upset when I told her that I was leaving to chase my old girlfriend. I know we have had our rough spots but I think my feelings are true. You are my one and only Georgia Nicolson. I Love You"
"Gadzooks"
He gave me a gorgey smile and laughed a bit and then pushed me against the wall and started snogging me.
10 Minutes Later
Still snogging Robbie.
Wowzee wow wow, he is still really good at snogging. Wait Georgia. He left you to snog marsupials. But I don't want him to leave……
Corr Big G! You gave me a conk the size of Jupiter, large basoomers, a crazy sister, delusional parents and JUST when I was about to choose Dave the Tart to be my cake you gave me three more! I can't bite all that at once.
I opened my eyes to peep at his face; his eyes were staring at mine. He did some nose rubbing and then I saw Libby. She had her mouth open.
"Bad Gingey. Snoggling fit tosser. What about Davey! Silly Tart! BAD TOSSER FOR CHRISTS SAKE GET AWAY FROM DAVEY'S GINGER"
Robbie was laughing his head off.
3:30
In my room.
The Phone is ringing
"Hello. Home of the Poorly Fed"
"Bonjour Gee"
"Bonjour RoRo"
"Ca Va?"
"Ca Va Confuzzled"
"Oui ma petite ami"
"Why are you ringing RoRo?"
"I have rung to ask about the pool trip"
"I hear that you snogged Robbie to the moon and back and Libby told the whole entire pool!"
"Oui RoRo, the young loon is now calling Robbie a 'Fit Tosser'"
"Hahahahahahahaha"
"Well Robbie met this girl in Kiwi-a-Gogo land called Daisy and she stalked him like I did it reminded him of me so he came back."
"Blimey"
Then I could hear some stifled yodelling.
"Well, Gee I shall be over in 20 minutes with my steed"
Then she hung up
Dear Gott.
5:00
Rosie et Moi have called and Ace Gang Meeting to Discuss under water snogging.
6:30
Ace Gang is over and we are eating pizza in my bedroom.
Jools is talking.
"So why is this meeting called?"
"Well, Gee has experienced underwater snogging!"
Jas was giving me the evil eye.
"Was, that, like, you know, when, er, you, and er, dave, were, er-"
I lost it.
"This year would be great Ellen"
Jas stepped in for her.
"She means was it where you were under water foe ages?!"
I biffed Jas across the head.
"So, like what should, we, er, put, like, under water snogging under?"
Mabs said "Well, you can't do tongues underwater or you will get heaps of water in your mouth"
"Yes, indeedio, loony friends I think we should put it as 5 and a half"
"Agreed?"
"Agreed!"
We all got our versions of the snogging scale and added "Underwater Snogging"
I looked around at the others Snogging Scale Sheets.
Mabs' was covered in hearts.
Ellen's was covered in stars.
Jools' was covered in skate boards.
Only god knows why.
Jas' was covered in trees.
Rosie's was covered in beards.
Oh God
11:10
In my bed of confusiosity.
Thank you evil lord of the sky.
I have gone (once again) to the Cake Shop of Luuurve and bought 4 cakes! Italian Cakey, Robbie the Eclaire, Dave the Tart and Dom the Danish.
I think I may be a little confused.
Rosie left with Sven half an hour ago.
She was the last to leave.
The Ace Gang had a talk and had sort of agreed that I would get one of the cakes out of my hand at once leaving me with my one and only true cakey.
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Wednesday
7:30
Up at the crack of 7:30 thanks to Libby.
She is stroking my nose.
"Poor Davey, Ginger why were you snoggling fit tosser? Davey was very angry"
She pulled out a piece of paper and stared at it.
"Ginger"
"Yes Libsy"
"What is B.W.A?"
Oh My God! She found the snogging Scale!
"Ginger, do you know that Matty has a little sticky-out thing in his trunks?"
What the fresh hell?
"He asked me if I could it off but it was stuck to him"
"Libby did you stick your hands down Matt's swimming trunks?"
"Yes Ginger, then he took off his swimmers and jumped in. He pulled me in and I observed it under water"
"What did you do Libby!"
"Well, Davey saw me pulling it under water and pulled Matt out and told him not to take of his swimming trunks near girls or he will get in trouble. Davey put his swimys back on and then went home"
Oh Sweet Baby Jesus. My 4 year old sister has got up to number Nine with Dave's little brother.
Erlack! Get that vision out of my head.
9:00
Hmmm.
What to wear.
I looked in my closet and found a nice dress. I was pretty but said "I am only on this body because it is summer and I an a loose fit" instead of "I am a tight little thing and desperately want a snog with a but of fondling!"
Make-Up wise: Mascara, Foundation, Eye shadow, bronzer, eyeliner and some lip gloss. So is a Sex God just appears I am ready.
10:50
Hurrah! The phone is ringing.
"Hello. House of the Loons"
"Georgia, It's Dom"
"Oh, Hello."
"I really need to talk to you"
"About?"
"Us"
"Dom, I don't think there is an us"
"Not yet, gorgeous"
"Not ever I think"
"Georgia give me a chance."
The door bell rang.
"I have to go, the door bell rang"
"See you soon, sexy"
He hung up.
I opened he door and Dom was standing there with a bunch of lowers chocolates and his mobile.
"May I come in?"
I really wanted to yell "GET AWAY FROM ME YOU CRAZY DRUMIST I WANT MY TART OR ECLAIRE THANK YOU VERY MUCH!"
Oh God did I just say I wanted Robbie?
My mind had no control over my lips and they said "Sure"
3 silent minutes later
I walked up the stairs and he followed me.
He put the flowers and chocolates on my desk, then sat on my bed.
"Gee?"
"Yes"
"Why can't we be together?"
"Dom! What about your girlfriend? Amanda or whoever she was"
"I found that Amy was sleeping with 3 other men at once"
"Gadzooks"
I sat down next to him.
"She came other the other day and cried and begged for me to take her back. I yelled at her and she cried harder. She was supposedly drunk and had no clue where she was. I told her I could not have a girlfriend who got drunk and slept with other men. I shut the door on her and she sat on my door step until Masimo came home"
"Wait you live with Masimo?!"
"Yes he shares my flat, he still has not found a place of his own"
"Oh"
Dom was gazing into my eyes.
He slowly moved his head closer to mine
"I… Love you Georgia"
Then he snogged me.
11:45
Dom has left the building.
So have I.
We are walking in the park.
He pulled me under a tree and started playing with my dress.
He was holding my hand.
Dom is actually quite a good snogger.
Oh no! Here comes Robbie. He isn't to Happy!
"Ah Robbie nice-"
That's when Robbie grabbed my arm and blind folded me.
I could hear Dom yelling in the background.
"Leave her alone!"
Then all went silent.