Hello,

Despite the minimal hiccup with AshBash my support is abby-fabby and this is chapter 6.

It revolves around the name.

I am really sorry it took soo long, I had no ideas!

Tatty-bye!

Kate

Xxxxxxx

6. The Hornmiester is back on track!

Time: I don't know

Day: I don't know

Where: I have no flippin' clue

Ouch. Ouch. Buggery Ouch.

Only a little while ago Dom was taking me on a nice walk, then Robbie and some other people that I couldn't recognise grabbed me and Dom, then did a runner.

With us still with them.

I could her someone breathing and someone fumbling in their pocket.

I heard the drop of a key.

I heard a door open then we started moving.

5 minutes later

ARRRGGHHH!!!

There was a great flash of white light and then our blindfolds came off.

We were in the school gym.

And there was Wet Lindsay, ADM, N. P. Green, Jas, Rosie, Ellen, Mabs, Jools, Rollo, Dave, Ed, Dec, Tom, Sven and……..

MASIMO!

They began to form a circle.

Dave, Masimo, Robbie and Dom were walking around the circle like some kind of western movie.

Punch

Punch

There was a lot of fighting. Dave was waiting in a corner for someone to strike him. While he waited he was yelling out things like

"Yes! Masimo, Mind the handbag love"

"Watch out for the hair!"

It went of for ages like that when finally Dom got hit really hard and fell on the floor.

Sven picked him up and carried him over to the gym mats.

Robbie looked like he was next!

BAMB!

Yep, Robbie looked a bit unconscious…..

Now it was just Dave and Masimo.

This was really scary-potatoes, Masimo had a really hard look of concentrating about him. He looked really disturbe-

Wait no, I love my gorgey-porgey Italian Cakey!

"Masimo, smash him! Kill him!"

My mouth dropped open. Lindsay.

I walked up to Slaggy Lindsay and pushed her into the circle.

She grabbed onto Masimo's trousers and pulled them down (!) then he lost his balance and fell over. He was wearing a thong. He biffed Lindsay on the head and her hair fell off her head!! He lost his balance again and hit his head on the floor. Then Masimo's Wig fell off!

Wait did he even have a wig?!?

10 minutes later

Everyone could not stop laughing. An Italian man and a wet woman, lying on the floor trying to get up was vair funny in my humble opinion. Wait what is that tattooed to his head? Masimo + Lindsay = Forever. That is on Lindsay's head too!

I walked up to Masimo.

"Why does your head say Masimo + Lindsay = Forever?"

"Oh gosh, cara, does it?! It was meant to say Georgia"

Lindsay joined in then.

" WHAT?! MASIMO YOU SAID THAT I WAS YOU ONE AND ONLY YOU SAID 'LET US SHAVE OUR HEAD SO WE CAN TATOO OUR NAMES FOR ETERNITY!'"

"Lindsay Chiuda in su! Georgia amo a voi!"

"YOU LIAR MASIMO, YOU LOVE ME NOT THAT SLIMING LITTLE BRAT!"

I was stunned.

"I never meant any harm, cara, but if this is what you want I shall leave, si?"

"Well, first of all, GET AWAY FROM MY LAUGH, second of all, GET AWAY FROM MY FRIENDS, third, take Lindsay where ever you want, now that you have each other for eternity you may as well be together. If you wanted to snog so much while you were going out with my why didn't you just dump me and go out with Lindsay. I thought you were better than that Masimo. I trusted you. Now I don't know. Go back to Italy. Or another part of England, BUT STAY AWAY FROM EASTBORNE!"

I stood up and kicked him in the shins.

I was nearly at the door when I stopped and said.

"Oh, and how could I forget, take Lindsay with you. We have just about seen enough of her slimy attributes. Go and swing you handbag else where Masimo, nobody wants you and your wig here right now. Sorry, the truth hurts"

Half and hour later

Masimo just came out crying.
He begged and begged and tried to snog me but ran away when I slapped him.

My work here is done.

Walking Home

3 Minutes later

One more street til' I get to my loony bin of a house…..

"LINDSAY WHY WHERE YOU SNOGGING MASIMO WHILE YOU WERE GOING OUT WITH ME?!"

"You left me for New Zealand, Robbie. And you also left me for that snivelling Georgia"

"I LOVED HER AND I STILL DO!"

"So why are you soo bugged that I was snogging him?"

"BECAUSE I HATE DISLOYALTY ATLEAST I HAD THE COURAGE TO ADMIT I DIDN'T LOVE YOU!"

I peeped around the corner and saw Lindsay's face. HAHAHAHAHAHA. Triumph, she looks like she has just been slapped in the face.

20 seconds later

Robbie is coming this way eeeeeeeep!!!!

"Gee-"

"Hi"

I ran off, I couldn't wait to get away from him. I have just decided that Dave is my one and onley cakey.

10 minutes later

There he is!! At the park

"Dave. I lov-"

OMG!!!!

"Gee"

I started blubbing.

I ran off.