Teeeheeeeeheeeee

I once again left you on the brink of mentalosity.. with my CLIFFY!!

But I am terribly sorry to say that I shall be going to Canberra for 10 days to participate in international hockey and will not have the chance to update for about 2 weeks as my brain shall have no energy and I shall be half dead.

Moving away from the terrible new and here is the good, I have decided I would try to right you one more chappie before I depart……

R&R also ENJOY!

Kate

Xxxxxx

7. Betrayal, Mentalosisty and Mobile Bricks.

12:30 pm

In my bed of aggers

Blubbing.

Again.

Why Dave, for the love of God why!

12:31 pm

Incase you were wondering Dave was snogging Rollo.

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Yes my Laugh is a homosexualist. I shall never be able to face him again.

My Life Is Over.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Thursday

10:00 am

Went down stairs to find a note, saying

"Dear Georgia,

Your Father, Libby and I have gone to Scotland for a car convention and shall not be back until Sunday. Behave your self and take care tomorrow when you play tennis. Jas told me your mate had a gig at the Crazy Coconut at 9:00 tonight and you were to meet her and her mates at the clock tower at 8:00. The theme was sparkles. You know where my glitter draw is. Have Fun!

Love Mutti."

Gadzooks, that was the first motherly thing she had said to me since, well forever!

Oh look there is 50 pounds on the bench.

Gee, I love that woman.

10:30

Hmmmmm 10 new messages on the phone.

Still no food though.

I might just amble back up to bed.

Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

2:00 pm

Wow-zee wow wow. I only just woke up.

To find Dave on the end of my Bed, Breakfast on a tray and he was wearing, his superman jimjams.

I sat up like a lightning bolt.

"How did you get in"

"Jas"

God, bloody best friend.

I must end this now!

"I am vair sorry, Mister Laughy Homosexualist, I forbid cross-sexes in my lair of depression."

"What?!"

"Don't pretend you don't know I saw you snogging Rollo."

"What? Gee you are tres mad."

He leaned onto me.

"Get away from me you homosexualist!"

"Look, Gee. It's time I told you more about myself."

I was looking very sophis. With my mouth hitting the floor (not literally my friends, or loons (in a nice way!))

"Rollo and I were planning your birthday."

"But it isn't until next month."

"I wanted to do a pre-birthday session."

He pulled out a little square thingy.

Omg!

It was a condom!

"I shall not attempt the full monty with you Dave, as you are snogging other men alike"

"Georgia, I was whispering with him, not snogging."

Oh.

Oh Dear.

Deary Deary Dear.

"Well Dave, before you so rudely interrupted me, by appearing to snog Rollo, I was saying I Love You."

"Well will you join me by being Miss Laugh, until you are further engaged?"

"Why, Yes. Mr Laughy Man I shall be honoured."

That's When He Snogged me.

4:00pm

Dave and I are sitting on the couch discussing my birthday.

"Soo, Miss Laugh. What would you like for your birthday?"

"You"

"Hmmmmm, I will see if we can get that arraigned."

Dave grinned at me.

Not for long.

"Gee"

"Yes"

"Is Masimo meant to be standing out side with a bat?"

I turned around.

6:00pm

Masimo, just went off crying.

Ho hum pigs bum.

Me and Dave snogged for a while to annoy him, and he got really crazy and banged on the door.

"GEORGIA (not cara, yes!!!!) HOW DARE YOU KISS THAT DAVE BOY, WHILE WE ARE TOGETHER. I AM ASHAMED OF YOU AND HOW YOU SAY PISS AT YOU."

"You had better not piss at her, Masimo."

"Leave it to me Dave"

"GEORGIA COME OUT SIDE NOW!"

I opened the door.

"LOOK YOU OCTOPUS SNOGGER, I AM THROUGH WITH YOU AND YOUR WIG! YOU HAD BETTER BELIEVE IT BROTHER, I AM NOT PUTTING UP WITH YOU ANY MORE. I DID FOR A WHILE BUT THEN GAVE UP! YOU ARE A GOOD FOR NOTHING SLIMY ITALIAN HOMOSEXUALIST! CIAO MASIMO I AM DONE WITH YOU!"

I then slamed the door in his face and he yelled at us for ages, but we just ignored his meantalosity.

6:30

Listening to the phone messages.

"You have 10 new messages"

"Message one: Hi Georgia, it's Dave. I am coming over today at 12 weather you like it or not. I have a mobile brick and it is annoying me I need some sex kitty advice. Tatty-Bye"

I looked at Dave and smiled. He blushed (!)

"Message 2: Georgia, I rang your mum and she wrote you a note about the gig, don't forget the theme and DON'T FOR GET TO MEET US AT THE CLOCK TOWER!"

"OMG DAVE! I only have 1 and a half hours to get ready!!"

"Quickly Sex Kitty, Sparkles hey?...... I'm away laughing on a fast camel. I need to get ready too. Wear something that is easy to take off"

He winked at me and ran out the door. Cheeky Minx.

7:00

All ready. I have some sparkly high heel, a sparkly dress and I have curled my hair for full bouncability and sprayed it with sparkles.

I am a shining star.

Back to the Messages.

"Message 3: Hey Gee, It's Robbie, errrrrm, will I see you at the gig. I wanna talk. Bye"

"Message 4: Hey Gee, See you tonight (I can hears some yodelling in the background)"

"Message 5: Hi, umm, Gee you are obviously, errrrrm, not at the phone, right, and so, errr, I am leaving a message, errr, yea, so can you ummmm call me back? Bye"

Dithering fool.

7:50

Pant. Run. Pant. Run.

Nearly there.

"Georgia?"

"Robbie?!?!"

Oh God, Not Again!

8:00

I have just pushed Robbie into a bush.

Well, it was Dave.

S.G tried to snog me and Dave happened to be passing by.

"Dave! You come here now!"

BAM!