Hanataro groaned, why did he have to get sick, he wasn't supposed to get sick, not once in his life had he ever been sick before. Now Jack had to go to school by herself, "Damn it, where's the check book, I need to make sure we still have money in the 'Jack Destroyed Something Again When I Wasn't Around' account."

"Jack, where's Hana-chan?" Haruhi asked the small bluenette,

"Hana-chan got sick...what's sick?" Jack asked, having never really understood the word before, only knowing that when you were sick, it meant your head hurt and you got to stay home and watch movies, but didn't know much else about it.

"It's when you aren't feeling well."

"Oh so when your ice creams go splat, then you is sick?" Jack asked, believing she finally understood the word now.

"No, not like that." Haruhi told her, sweat dropping at Jack's answer, wondering where she came up with this stuff.

"Hmmm, oh well, me will never knows." Jack then stood there, staring at Haruhi with a smile on her face, "To the Bat-mobile Robin!" and she ran off down the hall to the Third Music Room.

"Jack, wait, don't run, the floor's slippery!" and right after Haruhi said this, she slipped and crashed through the just opening doors.

"Waaaahhhh, i-i-it huuuurrrrtss!" Jack cried as all the Hosts and customers crowded around her as she held onto her ankle, which was already swelled up to the size of her small fist, tears ran down her porcelain white skin. The customers all agreed that Jack was a strange girl, but they had to also agree that she was adorable in a way similar to Hunny.

They all crowded around her, asking if they could do anything for her, then they lifted her onto one of the couches, leaving the Hosts off to the side to watch as the girls crowded around her like mother hens around a chick who just fell.

They placed her leg on one of the pillows to elevate the ankle, one of them had grabbed a first aid kit, which apparently there was one in the Music Room, and was putting her leg into a splint. They got her cakes and tea so that she could ignore the pain in her ankle, and then one of them was smart enough to ask her if there was anything she wanted.

"C-c-can I c-call, Hana-chan?" she asked, interrupted with sudden hiccups, suddenly several cell phones were pushed towards her, Jack picked the one that had a light blue covering and a picture of kitty on it wearing a bat costume.

She only stared at the phone though, and then returned it to the girl, "I don't know Hana-chan's phone number."

"Jack, here, I have Hana-chan on my cell phone." Haruhi said, handing her phone over to the girl,

"Thank you." then she stared at the phone more, "How do I dial it?"

Haruhi sighed before showing Jack how to get to the contacts from the menu and selecting the number that said 'Hana-chan' on it.



"Oh, ok." and she placed the phone up to her ear, upside down, then she noticed it was wrong, and so she flipped it sideways, then she flipped it once more, only to find it had somehow gotten to her foot, and Haruhi placed the phone the correct way right as the phone was answered by a maid.

Jack quickly demanded to speak with Hana-chan, and the maid knowing Jack, handed the phone over to the young master.

"Hi hi Hana-chan!" Jack said happily, waving even though he couldn't see, "Hm, well, of course not silly-san, why would Jack-chan destroy something, no, I haven't really done anything to anyone, what's a lawsuit, oh well then no, me just got hurt is all, Hana-chan, Hana-chan, was you devoured by aliems?" Jack stayed quiet for a long time before she finally said something, "Noperrs, the girlies here are really nice though, they patched me up and have been giving Jack-chan lots of tea and cookies, hm, no, me hasn't eaten anything yet, huh, ok, wait." and then Jack turned to Haruhi, "What's speaky phone?"

"Let me see it." Haruhi said, and turned it on speaker phone,

"Is it on speaker phone?" Hanataro's voice asked, being emitted into the air, his voice was a little rough from being sick, but otherwise he sounded completely normal.

"Wow, the teleyphone stole Hana-chan's voice, or is Hana-chan being eaten by the phone?" Jack asked in horrible realization, "Nuuuuu, nu, teleyphone shouldn't eat Hana-chan, he make me sad!"

"Jack, calm down, the phone hasn't eaten me." Hana-chan told her through the phone, "Now, ladies, please refrain from giving Jack any form of sugar or caffeine, do not ask why, you're better off not knowing, and Jack, I've sent Will to go pick you up and drop you off here so that you don't continue bothering everyone, later." and with that he hung up.

"Huh?" Jack asked, tilting her head to the side, then she turned to one of the girls,"Can I have a cookie?"

And completely disregarding what Hanataro just said, she handed one over to the small girl, Jack bit into the cookie, and suddenly went quiet, her face was shadowed by her bangs, and it was actually quite frightening. Then she lifted her head, there was a smile on her face and the cookie had somehow disappeared without anyone noticing it. Jack whispered something softly, for some reason this scared everyone more so they all backed away, she said it louder, then once more, the word was finally audible and somehow it was frightening, the way she said such an innocent word.

"Sugar."

She suddenly went insane and grabbed all the cookies and cakes, even the small bowls of sugar and the sugar cubes and almost literally inhaled them, she started to laugh insanely, she ransacked the snack room gobbling the treats at a pace that put Hunny's fondness of sweets to shame.

Everyone was now hiding behind the couches, although Kyoya was actually observing Jack's behavior and writing down notes of it in his clip board.

Jack was now guarding her horde of sweets, hissing at nothing that she thought was coming near her pile, and then started to run around the room looking for more sweets, often going back to her pile to guard it and ward off imaginary foes. On one of her rounds around the room looking for sweets, a dart suddenly found its place in her arm, and she suddenly seemed more like she was drunk and was walking woozily, as if though she would fall over in a second, then she did fall over and a cushion suddenly appeared under her.

She seemed to have fallen asleep on the cushion, "I'm so loopy." was the last thing she said before she started to lightly snore.



"Please do recall that Hanataro warned you not to give her any sweets, and I shall advise you all, never give sweets to a person who lived in Yaledem's." everyone turned their heads to the voice that said this, Will stood there next to one of the couches near the door, which happened to be missing a cushion, "And yes, this does include Hanataro as well, I remember when he first had sweets and my girlfriend and I happened to be there, I nearly wrung that poor boy's neck."

He went over and easily lifted Jack onto his shoulder then turned to the assembled group, he bowed while still holding onto Jack, "William Yaledem III, president and chairman of Yaledem's Institute for Mentally Challenged Children and Teens, at your service." then he turned to the Hosts,

"My, it has been quite some time since we met, forgive me for being so rude as to not bother contacting you all, but I've had a lot of paper work to do, and plus, problems with the other branches and all, it's rather troublesome." then he looked at the watch on his wrist,

"Oh, so late, I'd better get going, Hana-chan is going to be really pissed that Jack had some sugar, farewell." and he exited the room, leaving those there to wonder how it was Hanataro acted when he had sugar that warranted Will's desire to wring his neck.

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A/N: Yeah, this one was more of a fillerish sort of thing, I suppose, I forget why that was though, I wrote this chapter quite a while back, so yeah, but anyway, I wonder, what does happen when Hana-chan eats sweets, I myself barely know, doesn't that make you feel nice, when the author barely knows what's going on in her own story that she's writing? -.-''