Another one shot! I'm on a roll today!

"I already told you Simon, no." Theodore said.

"Theodore, I am your older brother and you have to do what I say," Simon said, frowning.

"I already told you that I'm not going to do it!" Theodore screamed. Alvin watched with a look of amusement while his two younger brothers argued on the sofa. He didn't even know what they were arguing about.

"Do it, or else." Simon said, crossing his arms.

"Make me," Theodore snarled.

"Ugh, you are a horrible little brother, you know that?" Simon said, throwing his hands up in the air. He then noticed Alvin watching them.

"Alvin, make Theodore listen to me." Simon growled.

"Hey, I'm not involved in this!" Alvin said, putting his arms up as if to defend himself.

"Alvin," Simon said in his warning tone.

"Nuh uh, not gonna do it!" Alvin said.

"Why won't anyone listen to me?" Simon said, slapping his hand on his face.

"I don't even know why you two are arguing," Alvin said angrily.

"Alvin, just tell Theodore to listen to me!" Simon said.

"Fine, Theodore, listen to your brother." Alvin said. "Happy now?"

"Actually, no, because I'm not going to listen to Simon OR you!" Theodore screeched.

"You suck Theodore," Simon snarled, punching his younger brother on the shoulder.

"I hate you," Said Theodore, hitting Simon on the face, knocking his glasses off.

"I hate you more," Simon said, biting Theodore's arm like an animal with rabies.

"I hate you most!" Alvin said. The boys got up from the couch and started wrestling. They wrestled for what seemed like forever. Clothes were broken, glasses were shattered, chairs were splintered, and a multitude of cursing was heard. The boys wrecked everything in the living room and rolled into the kitchen.

"Boys, what's going on here?" Dave, who had just come home from work, yelled. "I leave the house for three hours and this is how you behave?" The boys all started talking at once so Dave couldn't understand them.

"One at a time!" Dave said. "Simon, you go first."

"Theodore wouldn't get me a glass of water!" Simon yelled.