Disclaimor: I do not own SSBB/SSBM or any of the Smash series. Nor do I own Fire Emblem.

Chapter Six

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Ike outstretched his arms, sitting up he took note of the time. Four thirty-one. He glanced over to the side, well prince Marth was certainly still asleep. For once in his lifetime he had beat the young prince!

He stumbled over to the younger's bed, the mercenary couldn't help but smile. It reminds me of when I used to read Sleeping Beauty to my sister. But this is more like..Sleeping Crossdresser. He chuckled thinking up something to do..

Well first things first, a nice bath might suit him well.

--Fifteen minutes later--

Well Ike was set for his long and exciting day. On the other hand Marth was STILL asleep, the running water and singing hadn't woken him up yet?

Ike took a seat on a small stool..Hmm..

The mercenary shrugged, the prince was still probably tired from running around the mansion the night before.

Ike spun in his seat to face a rather large mirror, like I need to comb my hair or put on some make-up. Just let everything be put in place naturally..Yeah..Wait a second, make-up? Ike picked up a make-up kit, looking over at Marth then back at the kit..He wears make-up?

Maybe all the teasing Marth received from Ike and basically the whole mansion had finally gotten to him. No, Ike shook his head, he could've sworn he'd seen Sheeda using this make-up kit daily. She probaby forgot it in here.

Ike thought for a moment, it wasn't long before a smile crept onto his face. He looked over to Marth, slowly making his way over to the younger with the kit in hand..

--Fifty minutes later--

Ike decided to check the bulletin, nothing new seemed to--

New Smasher? MORE new Smasher?! Oh great, that's the last thing he needed! Who on Earth needed more lazy, good for nothing, stuck-up, idiotic, newbies?!

Wait a second..why did that statement not have the effect Ike expected?

Ike sighed, throwing himself onto the couch. Of course, the mercenary was careless enough not to check who else was sitting there.

"PIKA!!" the mercenary felt a small lump crawl out from underneath him, the small pokemon frowned at him before being replaced by a glare.

"Hey Pikachu, buddy, would you mind getting me some soda?"

"Pika-pika-pi!!" and with that the small rodent had run away, rather angrily might I add.

"AHHH!"

Ike laughed, so Marth was awake huh?

He continued laughing a while longer before he spotted Sheeda running up to the prince's room.

Drama queens..

--With Marth--

That..that..imbecile! Marth was almost sure this was all Ike's doing.

The prince washed some more make-up off his face, struggling to get the lipstick off. Ugh! How could've Ike gotten up before me! That's impossible!

Marth dried himself with a towel, noticing some make-up still covered his face. He growled, splashing water at his face in an attempt to get it off.

"MARTH! What's wrong?!" Sheeda bust through the door with his Falchion.

"Nothing. I'm perfectly fi--" "Why are you wearing make-up?" Oh come on..don't suspect the worst, don't suspect the worst, don't suspect the worst..

"Are you--" "No! Ike did this while I was asleep" Marth shook his head, rubbing at the make-up angrily.

"Where did he even get the mak--" "You left your kit in here last night" Sheeda nodded dropping Falchion.

"So where's Ike now?" Marth shrugged, he wasn't really sure where the mercenary was, probably sleeping somewhere or eating something..

"Alright then..well anyways! Let's go get some breakfast! It's unhealthy to be wandering about on an empty stomach" Sheeda took hold of Marth's wrist, pulling the young prince out of the room. Luckily, Marth rubbed off the last of the make-up. He definatly couldn't afford Fox and Falco teasing him for the rest of the day.

--In the lobby--

Ike groaned, he was having a perfectly decent nap! Who had the guts to wake him up?!

He looked about, noticing a crowd gathered in one of the halls. The mercenary sighed, getting to his feet he walked over to the crowd, pushing past a couple of people.

He was now close enough to notice what was going on, the new Smashers huh?

Ike crossed his arms, this has got to be some sort of joke..

Ike shook his head in dissapointment, some more animals, why not just make this a zoo.

Seriously, it's just some weird kid with pokemon. Oh great! MORE pokemon! Yeah, 'cause we definatly need more pokemon! Ike sighed and some tiny bald guy with little vegtables following him around...Well, let's just pretend he's some creature so he'll fit in. And there's this stupid wolf..and some sick guy..which I'll just consider an animal.

Ike was definatly dissapointed, he expected better. What, no girls?

The mercenary made his way out of the crowd, he was about to take a seat back on the couch but his favorite zoo animals had taken over. Fox and Falco..

"Ike!" Ike turned around, noticing a..let's just make this scene friendly..a little princess skipping over to him.

Ike smiled, yeah, he wished. It was just Marth stomping his way over to him.

"You..you..fool! Why'd you..--" "It was tempting, hey you should be thankful. I was so close to putting a dress on you, but I decided against it" Ike stood up straight, apparantly proud of the fact he hadn't stuffed the prince into a dress.

"He might have turned you on if you had done that, huh Ike?" Ike rose a brow, turning to face Falco.

"I won't lie. Yeah, maybe he would've.." Fox and Falco looked at eachother, shrugging.

"Whatever, I bet you if I had put Bowser in a bikini it would've had the same effect on you" Fox smirked, turning to face the mercenary.

"No, because I doubt a bikini would even fit on the overgrown numbskull"

"Grrah.." Ike turned around, noticing the King of Koopa's standing right behind him.

"Hahaha!" Falco fell off the couch, soon after Fox doing the same. "Nice one Ike"

Bowser merely pointed a finger at Ike as if to warn him, then walked away.

Ike yawned, taking the opportunity to jump onto the couch. Wow, they act like animals..

"Well, well, if it isn't the pigeon and the dog" Fox and Falco frowned, both snapping their heads upwards. Wolf..

"Well, I see you weaklings somehow made it into the Smash tournament" Wolf grinned, watching Fox and Falco being consumed by rage.

"Talk about weakling! We were here before you, you..you..." Fox pointed a finger, thinking up words to throw at Wolf.

"It still takes you a while to think doens't it Fox?" Fox growled, placing his hand over his laser gun.

"Well, aren't you going to shoot me you coward?"

"You..bastard!" Fox launched himself at Wolf, Falco holding him back.

"Let go Falco!" Fox struggled to get away from his friend, to no avail.

"Let him go parakeet, he thinks he has a chance against me. Let me prove him wrong" Falco glared at Wolf before looking down at Fox, "Fox, he's just trying to get to you, ignore him dammit!"

"What's the matter, scared?" Wolf taunted, making Fox more unsteady. "I thought as much, especially from you failures. I'll see you around" Wolf waved back at the two enraged figures.

Falco let his grip on Fox go, Fox growling and stomping off.

"Fox.." Falco sighed, trailing behind his friend.

"..."

"So what was all that about?" Marth shrugged, looking over at Wolf, then back at Fox and Falco.

"I have a feeling this is what made Fox and Falco, into Fox and Falco.." Ike yawned.

So much drama..

"Come on Marth, let's go" Sheeda began pulling Marth into the kitchen, the prince not protesting in the least.

Ike watched the crazy lady drag his friend away. He yawned shoving his arms behind his head, I want to marry a couch..

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Chapter six completed!

Well there's where Fox and Falco get their sour attitude from.

Anyways, I've planned to make a sequel to this because I'll probably only add one or two more chapters to this story. So the sequel will include more pairings.

Well people, let me know what you think!