Hanataro sat at a couch in the Host Club; he had refused to answer the members' questions about what had transpired over, now, about a week ago. He sighed, he had received severe punishment in place of Kira, the old bat had taken a week off of his time and now neither he nor his mother would not receive any more time for the next two months. Truly, the woman that Hanataro was forced to call Grandmother was not at all a sweet, old woman like most other people's grandmothers were.
Hanataro grabbed the cup of coffee that was in front of him, not realizing it was not his own bitter, black instant coffee, but some instant coffee that someone had had to set down and leave unattended for a bit, this coffee had sugar in it.
Hanataro took only a small sip of it, but that was more than enough, because when he tried to stand up, he felt very dizzy, and before his vision went black, he noticed that he was falling. 'Shit, sugar.' were his last coherent thoughts.
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Jack sat on the floor, staring intently at Hana-chan's, seemingly, sleeping face, along with everyone else that had been in the room, meaning all the club members and the customers.
Suddenly Hanataro shifted and raised his hand to his eyes, "What son of a bitch whacked him this time?" he questioned, confusing some of the people who paid close enough attention with how he said that. He removed his hands to reveal deeply violet eyes, more darkly colored than normal, he looked around at the faces around him before saying, "Sweet, he finally knows plenty of cute girls."
"Hi hi Weirdy-kun." Jack said, smiling at Hanataro, who instead of having his eyes lighten with amusement upon looking at her, like they normally did when he saw her, he frowned at the girl.
"Oh great, he still has you hanging around." he replied disdainfully, "Anyway, if he's still gay, why is he hanging around so many cute girls?" this new version of Hanataro asked, smiling at the many girls around him, who stared strangely in turn, rather disturbed by this strange version of the sweet, yet sometimes temperamental, gay boy they all knew well.
"Cause Haha-chan, Hihi-san, Ka-chan, Momo-chan, Hunny-kun, Tata-san and Glasses-kun are our friends." she answered happily, but then she put her head down in shame as she asked, "Is Hana-chan coming back soon, Jack-chan don't want to be mean, but me no like you?"
"That's alright, I don't like you, and hopefully this time he won't come back, I don't plan on being stuck in this loser's mind forever." he replied.
"Excuse me, but who exactly are you?" Haruhi asked the person that was obviously not Hanataro.
"That's a good question, he never really gave me a name, probably worried that I would get too cocky if I had one, but I suppose you could say, I am Hanataro." he answered, when he noticed the confused looks everyone gave him, he went on to explain, "I am everything that Hanataro has the potential to be, straight for one, power hungry, suitable to be an heir, sociable, I'm not a recluse like him, I also can eat sugar and not have to worry about him coming back, I suppose you could say I'm something like his conscious."
"I already called Will; he should know what to do." Haruhi instead told everyone, as it would turn out that no one had been listening to what the other Hanataro had just said.
"That good, Jack-chan no like Weirdy-kun, he make Hana-chan do things that not like Hana-chan." Jack said, before heading over to Weirdy-kun and merely staring at him.
"What do you want?" he asked, glaring at the small bluenette, who merely continued to stare at him, she only stared to keep him distracted until Will came, because the one other time that Weirdy-kun had come out, he had tried to hit on Will's fiancée, Mako, and Will almost killed him for being so daring as to actually kiss her right in front of Will.
"I'm here." a voice announced, everyone turned to see that it was Will who had finally come, armed with a mere chocolate bar, he approached Weirdy-kun and offered some chocolate, "Just so you know, there's no hard feelings between us, I mean, soon after that, Mako and I broke up, so really, it's ok."
Weirdy-kun stared suspiciously at Will, but still took the chocolate and started to eat it, which was when he suddenly started spitting it out and then his eyes rolled back and he fell to the ground.
"Bastard." Will said, glaring at Hanataro's body on the ground, and then it started to shift.
"Ow, what happened?" Hanataro asked, his eyes the normal shade of violet that everyone was used to.
"Yayz, Hana-chan is back." Jack said, jumping onto said boy who merely stared at her strangely before turning to Will and asking as he stood up, with Jack still gripping onto him
"I had sugar didn't I?" Hanataro asked of his older companion.
"Yeah, luckily I do not believe you molested anyone this time." Will answered, leaving Hanataro to look rather relieved with that information.
"Did you two spike my drink?" Hanataro asked, automatically accusing the twins, and knowing he was right because he briefly recalled one of them being near his drink before he had taken a sip from it.
The twins looked off moodily to the side, feeling guilty over almost causing more trouble for Hanataro.
"Well there, now you know why you should never give me sugar, I'm just happy that I didn't end up molesting anyone like last time that was embarrassing." Hanataro said.
"Actually, that was hilarious." Will corrected, "Come along now, we have to run tests, he was pretty severe that time, Jack, you'll need to come as well." Will added.
"Kay kay, bye byes people-sans." Jack said before hurrying along with Will and Hanataro, out of the school and over to Yaledem's.
crazy: And now we see why Hanataro does not have sugar, because otherwise he turns into a molesting jackass, also, you're all going to hate me very, very soon, because I have finally finished, the last chapter of Love is Just Another Form of Insanity, and honestly, I will not blame you guys when you want to gouge out my eyeballs with a spork when you read it. So the last few chapters will be released once a week, on Friday, so you can trust, that no matter what time I get them up, they'll be up, and if not on Friday, then on Saturday. Anyways, click the little button below, you know you want to. :D