One more one shot, then I'll update my latest chapter story.

Simon loved his new hobby. He went into his room every day and did it. He loved how it made him feel, and he knew lots of other boys did it in secret too.

Sometimes in school, he would say he had to go to the bathroom, hide in one of the stalls, and do it. He felt ashamed for doing it, but he couldn't control his urges.

"It's just feels so good," Simon said, stroking it lovingly.

One day, during family time, Simon got the urge. He knew his brothers were getting suspicious but he couldn't help it. He went into his room and didn't bother locking the door, he was so eager to do it. He jumped into his bed and pulled out his beloved object, stroking it and sniffing it. He loved the way it smelled!

All of a sudden, Alvin and Theodore burst into the room. Simon blushed and put a blanket over his legs to hide his hobby.

"What have you been doing in here?" asked Alvin.

"N-nothing," Simon said, blushing.

"We know you've been doing something," Theodore said, smirking.

"No I haven't!" Simon said, his eyes wide.

"Oh really," Alvin said, his brows up.

"I just have a new hobby, that's all!" said Simon.

"Alvin, grab the pillow," Theodore said, still smirking.

"Hey!" Simon grabbed for the pillow but missed.

"Really Simon?" Alvin said, grabbing Simon's new hobby. "A chip 'n dale comic book?"