(A/N) Everyone seems quite eager for more and I'm happy to deliver. Molly, Ron and Ginny bashing in this one... I had a lot of fun typing it. Next chapter will be school life and since this story has Harry in it, it won't be normal.

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I'm not sure about having the Tri-wizard especially since Remus is still DADA teacher and not the Fake Moody. If you lot want the Tri-wizard say so... but Harry isn't gonna compete.

Sirius apparated the two newly-dubbed Marauders, while Amelia took her niece, directly to platform 9 and ¾ where parents and students were bustling about to get on the train. The first group of people to notice the odd group were precisely the people they didn't want to meet. The Weasleys.

Harry sighed in resignation when Molly and her two youngest came over to say 'hi'; Hermione heard the audible groan and took his hand, squeezing gently to give comfort. Molly stopped in front of him, the two younger Weasley's looked at Harry and Hermiones linked hands with frowns on their faces.

"Harry, dear it's so good to see you. Where have you been?" Mrs. Weasley asked fake-sweetly. Harry closed his eyes so she couldn't see the eye-rolling.

"I've been around. I had a fantastic summer, you know. I got emancipated, gained my Lordship, negated illegal marriage contracts, freed my godfather." He pointed to Sirius, who was wearing a feral grin, before continuing. "I got married, learnt from my dad and the Marauders and I almost got Dumbledore put in Azkaban." Harry was starting to crack at the spluttering Mrs. Weasley. His frame shook with silent laughter. A thought struck him. "I also took back all the gold that you and Dumbledore stole from me." Molly whitened.

"Wha-?" Ron's ears were going red, much like his face. "What do you mean 'you got married' hmm?"

"It's none of your business, Ronald." Hermione replied for Harry, her hand still in his. Susan and Amelia watched on in amusement. Ron's eyes narrowed.

Ginny spoke in a trembling voice. "I thought you liked me Harry." Her voice swapped into something much harsher. "Not that stupid, buck-toothed bookworm."

Harry turned Hermione into his chest and put his arms around her, comforting her. "You've just shown your worth Ginny. I have never liked you... I don't even know you, you're always to scared to talk to me." He leaned down and whispered to Hermione. "It's okay love, they're just jealous and we know it."

Ginny looked grumpy before her face changed into a grossly sweet smile. "Of course Harry, my fault. Why don't you come and sit with me and I can help you with the problem?"

Harry laughed at her idiocy... she really didn't get it. "I understand you aren't smart so I will spell it out for you. I. Do. Not. Like. You." Her face fell and brightened once more. "Don't worry Ginny, love potions don't work on me anymore so you have nothing to worry about." He grinned at his own sarcasm. Sirius was chuckling behind him and the two members of the Bones Family were covering their mouthes to prevent laughter.

Ron pushed Hermione out've the way and put his face into Harry's; Hermione almost fell if not for Amelia catching her. Sirius's face swapped immediately into 'Black' mode. Ron carried on anyway... his idoicy is legend after all. "So my sister isn't good enough for the great Harry Potter? The boy-who-lived? You disgust me Potter. I want your money... give it or get hurt."

Sirius moved Harry out've the way and Ron blanched at his face. It wasn't for no reason you didn't want to cross Sirius Black; when he was angry his face was enough to scare people off especially when his eye's went as black as his name. "Do you want to repeat that Mr. Weasley? It is, of course, advisable not to." His eyes burning a hole in Ron's head.

Molly recovered from her shock. She quickly turned angry. "Get away from my child Black!" She slapped him round the face; he didn't even flinch.

What happened next provided a gross sight that horrorfied many males. Sirius's brow furrowed and used a non-verbal Levicorpus her. She was hung by her ankle in front of the student body and their parents; unfortunately for the male population, she was wearing a dress which went over her head. Her flabby body burst out of the dress.

Sirius quickly cast the counter-curse on her and the dress covered her legs again. Sirius began gagging, like Harry and many other men. Molly picked herself off the ground, huffed and shouted. "I am Harry Potter's mother you piss-poor excuse of a man!"

Sirius let out his bark-like laugh at the overweight Weasley mother. Harry, however was deadly quiet. "My mother?" His voice rose. "You think you are my mother? My mother is dead, you stupid cow! You will never be as good as she was!" He couldn't form coherent words for a moment. "I lost my parent's to gain this stupid 'boy-who-lived' title and my money! I dont care about that! I would glady give all my money to see my parents again! Get out of my sight! All of you!"

The Weasley trio left, grumbling.

Sirius placed a hand on Harry's shoulder. "Don't worry about it. I'll prank her, you go and get Ron and the mini-Mrs. Weasley. Go on now get on the train." Harry and Hermione embraced the elder man and got onto the train to find a compartment.

Amelia wasn't impressed to say the least, with Molly Weasley's behaviour. She took notice them the clock began to reach 11am. She nudged Susan. "Go on Susan, have fun with your new friends." Susan smiled at her and rushed after Harry and Hermione, quickly catching up.

They walked down various carriages. "Shall we find somewhere to sit?" Susan suggested as Harry peered into another compartment. To his happiness he found the two Slytherin girls he had been looking for and nudged Hermione and discreetly pointed to the cabin with a smile.

Harry opened the door, and the two girls looked up. "Err, hello can we sit down?" The blond girl with sharp blue eyes looked at him, expressionless. The other girl was a brunette with hazel eyes and gazed at him apprehensively.

"Come in then." Came the blonds reply. She didn't seem thrilled at him being there but decided that it might be an interesting talk. Potter doesn't look bad. She thought, admiring his lean frame.

"Harry Potter." He offered his name, hoping to god that these two were the girls he wanted to join him. Susan, Harry and Hermione sat down opposite to them.

The blond smiled slightly, along with the brunette. "Everyone knows your name Potter. My name is Daphne Greengrass and my companion is Tracey Davis."

"Slytherin's ice-queen?" Hermione asked. Daphne grinned.

"It's an act." Daphne shurgged. "The Slytherin boys are pushy and keep trying to get into the girls' knickers so I use the ice-queen act to make them leave me alone."

"I have a proposal for you." Harry said. Daphne nodded, tentatively, for him to continue. Tracey looked nervous. "I know you two don't enjoy having the male population of Slytherin coming after you, and I know you want out." They nodded in agreement. "I'm looking for inter-house relationships to grow, so I was hoping you two would consider being my friend... 'course it's your own choice, I'm not going to force anything on you. Just know that if you accept I'll look after you."

Dahpne's eyes travelled over his body, taking note of the muscles beneath his tucked in shirt. "I'll think about it. But if we decide to befriend you what's in it for us?"

Harry pretended he didn't notice the pretty blond eyeing him. "I don't give anything for being my friend, but I'll help you. I know that Slytherin will pester you if you become my friend so I'll ask Hogwarts for a new set of dorms."

Tracey was curious and bit her lip in wonder. "What do you mean 'speak to Hogwarts'? You make it sound like the place is alive."

Hermione shrugged. "In a way it is. Only the Headmaster or the Heir of Hogwarts, in this case Harry, can speak to it. Though it counts the Heir over the Headmaster and gives Harry all sorts of power over the school-."

"-Most of it I don't intend to use except in emergency." Harry finished. Daphne nodded, and became thoughtful; staring into Harry's penetrating, green eyes.

He shouldn't be allowed to look so good without trying. She thought, keeping her face emotionless. Harry's untidy hair, startling green eyes, kind personality and great body made him very interesting.

A motion from Harry and the words. "Hermione, Susan can you find an apartment please? I'll be there in a sec. Tracey... I need to speak to Daphne in private." The three girls left and went to grab an compartment. Daphne's eyes travelled down his body again.

"Daphne... see something you like?" He teased lightly. She looked back up into his penetrating green eyes.

"Honestly? You're very interesting; most boys stare at me and not the other way round. You just want to be my friend whereas the average Slytherin male wants my body." Daphne replied truthfully, blushing crazily. "And you don't treat me like an object with no feelings. You've been better in a few minutes than the Slytherin population has been in three years. Sorry if I can't help being a little interested."

Harry smiled, running his fingers through his hair, and he sighed. "I'm taken."

"The Granger girl?" She guessed.

"It's the Potter girl now; we got married... but please don't tell anyone." Harry replied, grinning madly. Daphne looked down, upset that she wouldn't have a chance. Harry placed his hand gently under her chin and raised her head to look at him. "Hey... don't be upset I'm sure there's someone else for you out there." He guestured wildly.

"Yeah right. Like anyone else isn't going to look at my body and not actually at me. I'm not delusional. My parents will sign marriage contracts in three years and sell me off to whoever give the best increase in society for them; most likely the Malfoys." She cried. Harry really felt bad for her; he didn't wish for anyone to suffer the fate of being Malfoy's wife. He picked her up and placed her on her feet gently and held her to him; holding her small, shaking body to his.

"Is there anything I can do? I got emancipated during the summer and became Lord Gryffindor-Ravenclaw Potter, or Lord Potter for short." He could feel how desperate she was. The door opened and Hermione looked at Harry then at Daphne. Harry looked up at Hermione. "It's ok 'Mione she's upset over something... not my fault." He smiled.

Hermione nodded. "We're two carriages down and take the third compartment on the right." He nodded, then she left again.

She looked up. "You can do something actually. I can revoke my name and take your's."

Harry looked at her in mild shock. "You'd leave your family for me?"

She giggled. "Not really, silly. Mainly to keep out've any marriage contracts my parents may sign."

He grinned charmingly, she blushed. "C'mon let's go find Hermione and the group. You can think about joining my family."

Harry opened the door and began walking down the carriages, following Hermione's directions. A compartment door opened and Ron stepped out; red face, ears and hair. Harry silently changed Ron's hair colour green and swapped his shirt for one that read: 'I'm a Tomato'. Ron, who didn't notice, looked at him and saw Daphne behind him and sneered. "Well, well Potter. Fraternising with the snakes, eh? That's low even for you."

Harry laughed and replied. "Take a hike; you look like a tomato." Ron glared at him, looked at the glass; which had a slight reflection of him, and screamed in anger. Ron threw a punch at Harry, who ducked and Ron's fist connected to Daphne's head.

Harry watched her fall to the ground before slowly turning on Ron. "You are in for it now." He flicked his wand and cast a powerful banishing charm; which hit Ron in the head, causing Ron to flip repeatedly before slamming him into the door at the end of the carriage. "Incarcerous!" He stated calmly and placed his wand back in his holster Sirius had brought him.

He turned to Daphne; who was sitting on the ground, clutching her head and whimpering. He crouched down to her and took her hand to pull her to her feet; Daphne was wobbly on her feet. "C'mon." Harry said gently before picking her up bridal style and carrying her down the remaining carriage, taking care to kick Ron's crotch hard on the way past. The green head screamed.

Arriving at Hermione's compartment he kick the door gently, since his arms were full. When it opened he turned sideways to carry Daphne in. "What happened?" Hermione demanded. Harry grinned some thing's never change with Hermione. Tracey didn't look to happy either.

He gently sat down, pulling Daphne on top of him to held her to give comfort. "Ron punched her; but was aiming for me." Hermione understood what Harry was doing for Daphne and silently approved. Daphne winced as the train rattled. "Owww." She moaned, clutching the side of her head gently.

"Hey, hey calm down Daph. Hermione can you heal this?" He asked his wife, who nodded, pulled out her wand and began casting healing spells at Daphne. Tracey looked on, watching the pair help her best friend.

Daph rubbed the side of her head. "Thanks for whatever you did Hermione."

"No problem." Hermione smiled at the girl, who was taking comfort with Harry's arms round her. Tracey looked at Potter and Daphne. She hesitantly asked. "What happened? And why did you need to talk?"

Harry frowned. "Idiot Weasley happened. Threw a punch at me, missed, and hit Daphne. I bet he hurts worse though." He grinned ferally. Tracey shuddered, but asked.

"What did you do to him?"

"Used a banishing charm to throw him to the end on the carriage, tied him up and kicked him in the sensitive area of the male body." He chuckled.

Daphne spoke quietly. "I thought he was your best friend."

Harry laughed quietly. "Nah, he was just hoping for a little bit of my fame. The cock-for-brain's doesn't realise what my fame cost me." He was quiet for a second. "My parents amongst other things."

"What other things?" Daphne asked gently. Harry breathed in her sweet, calming scent; it was much like Hermione's.

"You don't want to know." Harry replied. "You two are friends and well... you'll probably freak out and leave if I show you." It was almost the same as what had happened in the Dursley house weeks ago.

"I just took a punch for you." Daphne reminded him. It wasn't true and they both knew it; she was simply a bit slow with her reflexes, but Harry wasn't going to reprimand her. It was his fault she had been hurt in the first place.

"Okay, okay!" He grumbled. Hermione looked at him, she knew he wasn't enjoying this but felt he owed Daphne. He pulled off his jacket and took off his shirt. Daphne, Hermione and Tracey wolf-whistled at his body causing him to blush. All three girl's procceeded to stare at his body.

"Like what you see ladies?" He laughed, trying to get over his blush. "Because you aren't going to like the back view." He turned around, Hermione looked away quickly; having no wish to look at it again.

Daphne and Tracey had mixed reactions. What they saw disgusted them; thin and thick knotted white skin. Daphne felt sorry for Harry, he had suffered enough... his years at Hogwarts were enough but he got hurt at home as well? That sucked to say the least. Tracey thought that it was gross, but felt sorry, and began backing out slowly.

Harry turned around again. They all stopped what they were doing when the compartment door opened. Ron and Ginny walked through furious, their heads red except Rons green hair. Ginny immediately stopped the angry look and stared at Harry's torso and abdomen, her jaw slowly loosened and she began drooling. Ron sneered. "Pulling a show for your bitches? Come on Hermione let's go." He made to grab her.

Hermione dodged and moved in front of Harry, who wrapped his arms round her. "I'm not going anywhere." She replied. "I'm dating Harry." Harry nodded in agreement.

Ron worked his jaw angrily. "I own you Hermione! You're mine! Come here and I won't punish you!"

Harry had enough. He drew his wand from his invisble holster pointed it at Ron's jeans and said. "Reducio!" Ron squeaked at the tightening around his, ah male parts. The green head ran out, well attempted to run; it looked pretty difficult in tight jeans.

Harry and the three girls laughed at Ron before levitating Ginny out and closing the apartment door. "That was funny." Daphne gasped out between giggles. Tracey was on the floor crying with laughter at Ron's green head and his 'I'm a tomato' shirt. Harry grabbed his shirt and dressed.

Hermione calmed down from her bout of laughter first and said. "We should get changed into our school robes." That said she went and transfigured her robes and Harry followed example both their robes had the Gryffindor, Ravenclaw and Potter crests on them. "Me and Harry'll leave so you two girls can have privacy." The two Slytherin's nodded, grateful.

Outside the compartment Harry and Hermione went over the traditional welcome-back Marauder prank. They began talking about the Weasley twins; if they didn't mind what had happened between Harry, Sirius, Ron, Molly and Ginny they might be a good choice to prank Remus giving back the Marauders Map at the end of last year, thinking he was going to be sacked, the Map became a very good friend to them. Suddenly Harry remembered something. "Where was Susan? She wasn't in the cabin."

Hermione smiled. "Shes gone to find Luna Lovegood." Harry nodded; Luna was someone he had heard about from idle chatter around the school. If what people said were correct she was a little odd, had few friends and was bullied. Harry planned on changing that; he hated bullies.

They had their plans set up for the welcome-back prank and, with help from Sirius, had learnt how to alter the Great Hall's magical ceiling. Dahpne poked her head out the compartment door and motioned for them to come back in.

Harry took his place again and Daphne sat on him. Hermione didn't mind; she found it funny that her husband was red in the face."What're you gonna do if Ron keeps this up?" Tracey asked. Hermione giggled.

Harry, resting his head on Daphne's shoulder, answered "Y'know the gargoyle outside Dumbledores office?" She nodded. "I'll hang him, by his boxers, on one of the claws and leave him there. Knowing Ron he'll forget completely that he is a wizard and begin screaming of his mother." They all laughed for a couple of minutes before controlling themselves. He poked Daphne's shoulder. "My pillows a little lumpy can you do something about it?" He asked playfully.

Daphne raised an eyebrow. "Well you could rest your head on my chest." He blushed, this time it looked like it was going to travel down his neck. She giggled; she liked being able to be herself. "But it looks like you're uncomfortable with the idea."

They laughed, during the laughter the door opened again to reveal Susan and a smaller blond girl. Harry and the other looked up to notice them. "Hey Susan! Hey Luna! How are you two?" He acted like he knew Luna all her life. Susan closed the door, sat next to Tracey and struck up a conversation with her.

The blond looked happy. "Can I sit?" She asked. Harry nodded. "You know you have an infestation of Wrackspurts behind you ear, don't you?"

The other girls laughed when Harry went red and asked. "Wha-?" The door opened again to show Malfoy, Crabbes and Goyle.

Harry sighed when he noticed them. The blond ponce of Slytherin looked at Daphne and Tracey. "Hey Greengrass, why are you sitting on Potter?"

Daphne changed her face into the 'ice-queen' before answering. "I'll sit where I like Malfoy; Potter here happens to be quite comfortable." Harry blushed hard.

"Why don't you sit on me? I'm more comfy than Potter." Draco drawled.

Daphne glared at him. "You are a twat. Potter is a very nice person whereas you're a stuck-up, arrogant arse-wipe."

Harry and company laughed at Malfoy's red face. "You wait un-"

"'Until my father hears about this.'" Harry finished mockingly in a little girl's voice. "You know Malfoy... I came to my lordship over the summer and I heard that I own Hogwarts... interesting that hmm? I, and these girls, don't give two shits about what your father hears." Harry cast a silent lace-knotting charm at Malfoy's shoes.

Malfoy's jaw opened and closed several times; finally he couldn't take it, tried to leave and ending up tripping over. Harry and Hermione laughed along with the rest of the girls.

Harry thought that this year was going to be, in one word: FUN.

(A/N) I had quite a bit of fun writing this. I do like Sirius a lot since my don't-care-have-fun attitude is more or less the same as his. Not to mention I love embarrassing people that deserve it and I'm pretty good at doing that.

Nice! Just under 60 reviews and it hasn't been 2 weeks yet. Just under 20,000 hits... wow... 6,000 more and it'll be near the amount of words in this story so far.

Next chapter... well... I don't know... should I have the Tri-wizard? I'll need people to give a shout of what they want... If people want the Tri-wizard... Harry will not be competing; it'll be the original 3 champs. If not it will be a normal-er than usual school year.

Anyways next chapter has the welcome-back prank, having fun with Lord and Lady mutt-Potter, pranking Snape and Draco and maybe others... you can list those others. Moony's DADA lessons will be fun... *hint, hint*.

I won't update until I get the "yes's" or "no's" for the Tri-wizard... since it would be a waste of time to write them up and find I have to shoot one down.