IGGY & THE SQUIRREL!
By: Mya&Avery
Iggy: -stared at the squirrel (well not really)-
Squirrel: -stared back-
Iggy: -glared at the squirrel- Hey little land critter...You are looking FANTASTIC today! So, how
about you give Mr. Iggy here back his sandwitch? Okay buddy? You gonna give me my sandw-
Squirrel: CHIRP! CHIRRRRP!
Iggy: -smiles- I'll take that as a yes!
-3 more squirrels show up and stand next to the squirrel-
All Squirrels: CHIRRRRRRP!
Iggy: Oh! I see how it is! You think you can take ME down? HAHAHA! Don't get your whiskers in
a twist little guy but I think I can handle a squirrel or two-
-The squirrels quickly run up onto a tree and drop the sandwitch on the table-
Iggy: Thats right! Run away you cowards! No one messes with the IGGSTER! And you know I
thought we were on the verge of becoming friends! HA-
-Squirrels start throwing pine cones at Iggy-
Iggy: OWWW! OW! HEY! KNOCK IT OFF! OWWW! YOU LITTLE-! WAIT TIL I GET
MY HANDS ON YOU FURRY LITTLE PUNKS!
-There is a loud crash in the living room as one of the pine cones hit a lamp-
Max from living room: IGGGGYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!
Squirrel leader: -bites Iggy's nose-
Squirrels: -grab sandwitch and run up tree-
Max: -enters back porch with steam coming out of her ears- EXPLAIN!
Iggy: -lying on the floor- IT WAS THE SQUIRRELS! THE SQUIRRELS DID IT!
THEY TOOK MY SANDWITCH- THEY BIT ME- EVIL
LITTLE- AND THEY- PINE CONES!
Max: -sighs and rubs temples- So the squirrels did it?
Iggy: Thank goodness you understand! They took my-
Max: Iggy... just thought I should mention that you are blind! -stomps away-
Squirrels: -laugh- chp chp chp!