Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!

Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hate him but something about him gets on my nerves

Rating: T for now

Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt

Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt

Warnings!: Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, tv star or anything famous belong to themselves!

A/N: First of all reviews!

Dear Near Scary- Thanks for the wonderful review!

PinkCat46- I will continue. Thank you!

Keep sending in reviews ;)

Now for the pairing poll. Since there's not been many reviewers and I've only just put up the first chapter yesterday I have no votes yet but you can still carry on throughout all the chapters to see your favourite Kurt/girl pairing

Brittany: 0

Rachel: 0

Santana: 0

Quinn: 0

Tina: 0

Mercedes: 0

And just for fun I will do crack pairings like Kurt/Emma or Kurt/Sue but honestly how would that work? No one really knows but it would be so hilarious XD

Anyway thanking you for giving my story the time of day and I really did think that within a few of the stories that are good on it would just be lost and forgotten but I will continue with this thanks to the reviews. Looks like Kurt has admitted to Mercedes his dark secret. I honestly thought that having Kurt admit it in the first chapter was a bit too early and rushed but then I thought well in the first episode of Glee (First or third?) he admitted to Mercedes about his sexual preference so I just put it in there. Also I'm expanding on the POV's because it's always fun to have variations. Plus I read these stories where they just stick to one, two or three POV's and the story is good but after a while I just sit there thinking "Well I would like it if the other characters had a moment to themselves to shine and all that".

Here's the next chapter! :D

Finn's POV

What was going on in this school? It was like everyone had been put on drugs or something? Or maybe they had been forced into eating his mum's casserole? Whatever it was it had affected nearly everyone around him. All the boys in Glee club were still the same but the girls were acting just plain weird. had mumbled something about Emma and therapy sessions whatever therapy was. He had heard his mum say it to him once in a while but he never really paid attention to her or understood what she was saying. Burt always gave him a sympathetic look towards him before looking all googly eyed at his mum, which he didn't particularly want to remember and now he just did. Oh crap!

He ended up deciding to walk towards Kurt and talk to him about the Glee girls, maybe he had done something to them so they were more, what was that word Kurt had used, elegant? Walking up to Kurt, Finn smiled goofily and said a quiet hey out of the awkwardness of the question he was going to ask.

"Hello Finn Hudson, anything you need?" That was a bit weird. Kurt usually greeted him with a more cheerful greeting and would look at him with that starry-eyed expression that got whenever she was around .

"Yeah, actually I was wandering…if you knew anything about what's going on with the girls cause you know…Um" he had ended the sentence awkwardly but he really didn't know how to end it.

"If you are implying that I am somewhat like a girl you're correct on that part slightly as you should be fully aware that I am an honorary girl, not an actual girl"

"Oh uh right" He didn't understand a word Kurt had just said.

"As for the girls, well…" Finn looked over at them as the same time as Kurt and noticed their shocked expressions and dainty blushes on their faces "I have no clue. Normally I would be flattered that you came to me for help but in this case I think I'm just as confused as you are on the matter" Kurt turned to look at him again. "Why do you ask anyway?"

"Well nothing really, it's just I noticed them giving you strange looks and all that, and Puck was being, well, Puck about it and saying how 'the fairy is finally hitting puberty and looking at something other than his own junk', his words not mine so I just thought you would be the best person to talk to about this" Finn laughed uncomfortably.

"Puck does know that puberty hits a boy at the age of 12, right?" Kurt raised a delicate eyebrow as his mind was telling him that the answer would probably be no.

"Wait, boys hit puberty that early? No wonder my voice was really low and sometimes squeaky" He grinned thinking back to it all.

Kurt face palmed him self and groaned. Typical…

"Thanks dude. I appreciate you trying anyway" Finn goofily grinned at him and hopped off his seat just as Mercedes took the chair next to Kurt.

"What was that all about?" Mercedes asked.

Kurt replied in the only way possible.

"Puberty".

Tina's POV

This is shameful. How could she have these feelings when she already knew Mike and her had kissed and Artie still believed that she liked him? But it was her guilty pleasure that not even her own mum knew about. She couldn't tell anyone. Artie would probably be depressed after being told, Mike would be confused and heartbroken, she would get slushies thrown at her more than usual and the girls would probably be disgusted.

Kurt Hummel was something else entirely though and she knew it. She knew it and she liked it. Kurt had a confidence she wanted and a fashion style her mum wanted her to have. When he sang his voice swept into her ears so calmly and it felt like angels were singing a lullaby to comfort everyone with. He was incredibly talented and even though he didn't show it, past his bitchy persona was a kind and warm soul that she wished she could show. It wasn't a normal crush anymore either she thought. This was turning out to be the longest standing crush she has ever had. Of course she knew he was gay and there was that little (big really) problem. No matter what she did she would never be his type unless she suddenly had male genitals. It was all about lusting after the wrong type of guy with her.

She remember back when she was 12 and crushed after this guy who already had a girlfriend and was at the middle of the social status while she was way below the bottom of the status. He had been so good-looking and so sweet to most of the girls. He was never really nice to the "losers" but he was never really nasty either. In fact she could have sworn he had smiled at her at one point but the feeling washed over as he shipped himself off to Canada and never came back. Apparently you never forget your first love and will always have a special feeling for them always. Whoever wrote that pile of bullshit was clearly a liar. Once this boy had moved away she had completely forgotten about him the week after he had left. He was a stupid bastard anyway so all was good.

But still, this feeling was stronger than with Artie and it felt good. It felt real and he always made her laugh. Kurt, Kurt, Kurt.

She was snapped out of her thoughts as Mercedes sat down with all the other girls. All of them were looking confused other than Mercedes who was grinning and looking delighter at the same time. It was almost as if her whole life had been revolved around to make it sunny and bright. Maybe listening would help explain all this. Mercedes looked at them all and blushed and giggled. Santana finally had enough of the stares they were all getting from the overly excited girl and decided to speak.

"Will you spit it out already?"

"Fine but promise that this is all between us Glee club girls? I don't want my boy getting hurt!" Mercedes threatened.

"Wait, this is about Kurt?" Santana asked suddenly interested and excited. Much too excited Mercedes had to say.

"Yeah, my boy Kurt so if any of you already know you're going to spill whatever it is I'm about to tell you raise your hand and leave" Mercedes sharp voice cut through them all.

Nobody even dared raise a hand.

"Good. Now Kurt came up to me and told me" Mercedes paused and looked at Kurt who appeared to be in a heated conversation with Finn "that he's…bi-sexual!"

Tina's heart thumped painfully fast in her chest and blood rose to her face.

All the girls wore the same expression. Shock and confusion. Then Brittany broke the silence.

"But I thought he was gay?" Poor Brittany was so confused and Tina couldn't blame because on the inside she was really confused although her heart seemed to like the new idea.

"Yeah well, he came up to me and just said that he found this one girl attractive and bam! He's bi-sexual!" Mercedes grinned and winked.

Santana leaned forward with her arms laid upon her lap and one eyebrow rose in an intimidating manner. "Hang on a minute, are you sure he's really now into girls as well as guys? Because he used to be dead set on being gay and one little attraction can't really qualify someone as straight or bi" Rachel nodded her head in a agreement although really wishing it was true about him.

"Mhmm, I know my boy Kurt and he's one hundred percent serious. It was so cute the way he was blushing as well"

All the girls looked over at Kurt with shocked expressions on their faces once again. This is was all really sudden. Kurt being bi? What was next? and dancing and singing together?

"Well, I say he's fair game then" Santana said licking her lips as she sauntered towards Kurt.

Rachel suddenly shot up out of her seat. "What are you talking about?"

"He was gay before right? So I stood no chance with him but now that he swings both sides I might just decide to heat up our relationship" Santana smirked.

"You guys had no relationship to begin with" Rachel squeaked indignantly.

"Now's a good time to start then isn't it?"

Mercedes stood up as well. "Aw hell no! Don't you think as his best friend I should get first chance?"

Quinn stood up as well and suddenly asked with a perplexed expression on her dainty features "Wait a minute, we all like him?"

Mercedes, Santana and Rachel all nodded. Then they looked to Tina and Brittany who looked out of it and hadn't spoken throughout the whole thing. "Do you like him as well then?" Tina nodded and Brittany giggled and nodded.

They all sighed in unison.

Rachel looked down at her feet and tried to think of a solution. Then idea popped into her head.

"I know! It's like that bachelorette show where all these guys have to take this woman on dates and be nice to her and everything to win her heart and she gets rid of the ones she doesn't like and then at the end the one she likes the best wins so there for they get the girl. Why don't we all just do that?"

Quinn looked thoughtful for a moment before nodding and smiling. "That's actually not a bad idea there Berry"

"I guess it's game on then ladies" Santana smirked dangerously and put her hands on her hips. Mercedes did the same and glared. "That settles it then"

They all nodded in agreement and silently the battle for Kurt Hummel was in place.

Poor guy…

No ones POV

Meanwhile Sue stalked the corridors and lurked about for the greasy haired monkey known as Will Schuester who owed her one latte when she caught sight of a photo stuck down between two lockers. She picked it up and looked at it, curious, before an evil grin formed on her face.

This will be the funniest thing she could have possibly have thought of.

It may not have been who she wanted it to be but it was still worth a chuckle. And not just from her…

…But from the whole school.

As the halls dimmed you could still hear a faint chuckling sound.

A/N: Ooooh! A cliffhanger. You just got to love them ;) If you wonder what Sue's planning leave me a review and I'll update as soon as possible. It also looks like the girls are getting ready for their battle and poor Kurt's not even aware of it.

So remember to leave a review telling me who you want Kurt to end up with and also try guessing who that picture is of. Have fun!