Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!
Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hate him but something about him gets on my nerves
Rating: T for now
Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt
Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt
Warnings!: Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, tv star or anything famous belong to themselves!
A/N: First of all reviews!
Jheyna Aj Jax- I would love for there to be such a story but this one is solely focused on the girls and Kurt, Maybe another time? Thank you! Mercedes probably shouldn't have told the girls should she? XD Would have given her a head start in the game maybe but she's done it now ;)
REJ624- Bi-sexual Kurt is better than completely straight Kurt isn't it? Thank you and it will get heated very soon ;) Mercedes would probably be the obvious but this is a fiction story so you can choose anyone you want. Kurt/Santana would be yummy :P
Sadistic Fangirl- Not sure whether I'm heading for smut or not but we'll see. Even the upcoming chapters of this story are a surprise to me as it is you Kurt's probably innocent no matter what pairing but the image of dominating Santana with cute innocent Kurt is so tempting :P
AlexanderSenri- Thank you. Yes, I agree. Fanfiction has no limits =} I will update as soon as possible. I normally update quite quickly because I can't wait to write some more of this story. It's so addicting, writing is. =)
-MoonxStar- Thank you. I have a knack for naming things. Isn't that right, Brown fur? -stares at teddy bear- That's what I thought. Brittany, Santana and Kurt threesome? It does sound like something they would do… -starts thinking-
asians75- You mean Quinn, Brittany, Santana and Kurt? Whoah, that is a mouthful. :O Thank you so much =)
black potter 365- Thank you =)
Dear Near Scary- Just kidding about what? The fact that it's crackish or the fact that you wrote something with Kurt/Emma? :P Because I would of loved to have read it if there was ever one XD You can vote as your pairings change so say you like Kurtina right now but then decided later on that Brittany would be better off with him I would take away the Tina vote and give Brittany one vote. =)
Bubblesthegleek- I've never even heard someone mention the pairing Kurt/Tina, does that mean I've started something? :D Probably not but I'll live in the moment XD Artie and Mike would be jealous but they'll get over it! XD Finn gets jealous too easily. Oh, that's given me an idea~! Don't worry, take time in your decision XD
Queen Elizabeth the Literate- Thank you! I will try my best at humour :) As much as Kurt is the bomb when he's gay spreading the love (Kurt) is important too right? XD I will be updating a lot. Thank you for the review! ^_^
Thanks for all your reviews. I enjoy reading them ^w^
Now for the pairing poll. I've had loads of votes so here go. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.
Brittany: 3
Rachel: 0
Santana: 7
Quinn: 2
Tina: 1
Mercedes: 1
So thank you once again for taking the time to read this and I normally update daily but I'm thinking of changing that to every three days. What do you think?
On with the story! :3
Kurt's POV
He didn't know why but he felt like a little part of him just died and a shiver went down his spine and something told him he was involved in something he didn't know about. As that thought went through his head he didn't see Rachel and Quinn moving towards the front throwing each other dirty glares. All of the others did though and everyone was confused except the girls who scowled sourly still.
"Mr . Schue, Quinn and I would like to sing a song together if you don't mind"
Mr . Schue looked up surprised. Never had these two wanted to sing a song with each other. "Go ahead girls" He smiled and encouraged them.
The drums and electric guitar started playing as Quinn and Rachel circled each other before standing at their original spots and shaking their hips a little.
(Bold is Rachel and italics is Quinn and bold italics is them together)
"What do I do with a boy like you? L-like you. What do I do with you? Oh!"
Rachel and Quinn started strutting as the music picked up in speed and everyone joined in by clapping their hands.
" What do I do with a boy like you? What do I do with a boy like you? L-like you?"
Rachel started belting out the lyrics as she faced Kurt but made sure it seemed she was singing to all of them. "I know you know. I'm wrapped around your finger.
You're so. You're so. Beautiful and dangerous.
Hot and cold.
Don't you see the light, boy?
I could blow your mind, boy.
Let me be your new toy."
Quinn walked forward in front of Rachel, swaying her hips as she went and started singing. "I do what I want and I get what I want when I want it, w-want it, w-want it.
I'm not gonna stop till I get what you got till I got it, g-got it, g-got it."
Quinn and Rachel turned to face each other then faced their watching audience again and put their hands on their hips as they tapped their feet in rhythm with each other.
"What do I do with a boy, with a boy like you?
Got me lost, got me hooked. Now I'm so confused."
"Was this a part of your plan? I don't really understand.
What to do, what to do with a boy like you (Oh!) With a boy like you."
Rachel and Quinn clapped their hands once and strutted forwards with their backs towards the crowd and one hand on their hips. Quinn turned and faced everyone again while Rachel stayed facing away.
"I'm gonna win. Boy, your game is over.
Try to play but you're down to ten to one.
Keep the change.
After I'm done with cha,
You won't know what hit cha.
You're not fooling anyone."
Rachel then turned around.
"I do what I want and I get what I want when I want it, w-want it, w-want it.
I'm not gonna stop till I get what you got till I got it, g-got it, g-got it"
Quinn joined in and soon they were both dancing up and around everyone and then back down in front.
"What do I do with a boy, with a boy like you?
Got me lost, got me hooked.
Now I'm so confused.
Was this a part of your plan? I don't really understand.
What to do, what to do with a boy like you.
What do I do with a boy like you?
L-like you.
What do I do with you?(Oh!)
L-like you.
What do I do with a boy like you?
What do I do with a boy like you?
Like you. What do I do with you?
L-like you. What do I do, w-what do I do?
What do I do with a boy, with a boy like you?
Got me lost, got me hooked.
Now I'm so confused.
Was this a part of your plan? I don't really understand.
What to do, what to do with a boy like you.
What do I do with a boy, with a boy like you.
Got me lost, got me hooked.
Now I'm so confused.
Was this a part of your plan? I don't really understand.
What to do, what to do with a boy like you.
What do I do with a boy like you?
L-like you.
What do I do with you? (Oh!)
With a boy like you (Oh!)
What do I do with a boy like you?
L-like you.
What do I do with you? (Oh!)
With a boy like you (Oh!)
With a boy like you (Oh!)
With a boy like you (Oh!)
With a boy, with a boy like you"
Rachel and Quinn finished with one hand on their hip and the other posed towards their cheek.
Everyone clapped for them and Mr . Schue congratulated them and was surprised that Rachel didn't want a duet with Finn or a solo but he was too happy to as her. Besides he might want to live this up while he can. Who knows when an opportunity like this will arise again?
Kurt sat there staring with his mouth hung open and his hands clapping on autopilot it seemed. He was shocked. Rachel had never given up a duet with Finn or the chance for a solo. Maybe Finn was right. Something was definitely wrong with the girls.
Standing up and shaking the shock off of him he slowly made his way towards Rachel and Quinn who looked like they were in a heated debate. He coughed awkwardly and hung onto his shoulder bag strap with both hands. The girls looked towards him and blushed before coughing awkwardly themselves.
"I suppose that was pretty ok and by my standards that is a compliment so you should be grateful for it but don't expect a lot because I really don't give compliments to two year olds who think it's fun to dress up like her 40 year old mummy and a brown nose who thinks the world is beneath her" Even though he had been bitchy in that comment he let a small smile slip onto his face and the girls returned it. "Thanks" They both said at the same time. Kurt turned to Quinn. "If you don't mind could me and Rachel just speak alone?" Quinn looked angry but quickly redeemed herself. "Ok" before turning away but not before glaring at Rachel as she did. Rachel returned the blondes glare with her own smirk.
Kurt just stood there and fixed his hair. "Well, as much as I hate to admit it, it was very modest of you to let someone else shine in the spotlight with you today. It must have took a lot of your pride away from you as I do know how much you love to sing in front of everyone so congrats for finally stepping down from your throne" Kurt turned away but not before smiling at her and then walked out of the door.
He turned the corner and made his way the hall. Everyone was all gathered and talking with each other. They also stared at him and looked appalled not that that wasn't anything new. Then he noticed something as he made his way to the library. Outside the door there was picture taped to wall with the words under it "Hell has finally decided to visit our school!"
He squinted his eyes and got a better view of the picture before he gasped. There was Finn with his eyes closed and leaning towards something. More like someone. It was principal Figgins and Finn lip locked in what appeared to be a sweet and gentle kiss. Or it would have been a sweet kiss if it wasn't for the fact that it was his older step brother kissing their head teacher.
Of course Kurt could easily tell that it had been photo shopped and whoever had done it needed some serious lessons in IT and Graphics. But the by the looks of everyone else they all seemed to believe it. Disgusted he ripped the picture off of the wall and stormed his way to the heads office.
Knocking before he slammed the door open he angrily walked forward at a slow and menacing pace with a angry snarl on his face.
If principal Figgins didn't know any better he would have mistaked this little boy for Sue's son with that frown on his face.
"I think you should be informed of what filth is being thrown about this school and let me get one thing clear" Kurt leaned forward onto principal Figgins desk and whispered in a low venom dripping voice "I only care for the fact that this is my brother on this picture, not because it's you, so if you don't do something this instant I am going to rip your balls off, wrap them around your chubby little neck and strangle you. Got it?"
Principal Figgins could only nod as he wasn't used to a student being so intimidating before, especially one not so small. He might of just went for an early bathroom break. Kurt smiled a grateful and innocent smile before putting the picture on his desk and leaving with a cheery bye. Principal Figgins looked down at the picture and flushed in rage. This is what this school has come to?
Kurt sighed and headed back towards the library and smirked when principal Figgins showed up in the corridor and got out his loud megaphone asking every student to hand in picture in their hand. Making his way through the glass door of the library he walked towards the back corner where no one bothered him. Sitting in the bean bag he grabbed the book he had slid under the tall book stand and began to read Madeleine Thien's book 'Certainty'.
He was interrupted though as someone sat in the beanbag cushion next to him. He tried to ignore whoever it was and hoped they would leave. That thought quickly vanished as a soft plushie duck was shoved in his face. Freaked out he turned to the person only to recognize them as Brittany smiling sweetly at him. Confused he faced her. "Uh, Brittany, why are you shoving a duck plushie in my face?" Brittany answered by making the duck kiss (peck) him on the nose.
"Mr Quacks likes you Kurt"
Kurt sat there registering what she had said before he couldn't help himself and giggled, a very light and soft giggle.
"Well then, tell Mr Quacks, I like him too" He smiled at her and she blushed before pecking him on the nose too.
"I like you too Kurt" Brittany squeezed her duck to her chest and buried the bottom half of her face in the duck while her eyes peeked out to look at Kurt. She blushed as he gave her a warm smile.
"Brittany, I like you too. You're a very special friend to me and I thank you for that"
Kurt and Brittany smiled at one another before Brittany got up and skipped away with Mr Quacks.
She couldn't feel happier.
A/N: There you go and another chapter. The little bit at the end was something Dear Near Scary wanted to see so there you go :)
Hope you all liked!