Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!
Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hatehim but something about him gets on my nerves
Rating: T for now
Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt
Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt
Warnings!: Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, tv star or anything famous belong to themselves!
A/N: First of all reviews!
bballgirl1312- Thank you! :) Yeah, I don't hate him either, it's just ever since he appeared on Glee everyone's been talking about him and everything. Plus he somehow annoys me without doing anything. Do you mean both together with him? I will, thank you so much for the nice review ^_^
prettykurama- Thank you! :)
bubblesthegleek- I could. In fact I might do a Kurtina one-shot :D Aww, you're too kind. I'm glad that it makes you happy ^_^
Queen Elizabeth the Literate- Submit our answer? I don't understand ^^; Sorry I'm a bit slow. Thank you and Kurt/Brittany are really cute probably because Kurt's the cutest guy in Glee and Brittany's the cutest girl in Glee :3
Dear Near Scary- Oh My Gaga! ILY2! Lol It is crackish but we could change that by making loads of Kurt/Emma fics which would make it not crackish ;D Omg! Single ladies. I loved their dance ;3 Thank you :)
Thanks for the reviews. Some of you are so funny and all of you are really nice to talk to :)
Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.
Brittany: 4
Rachel: 0
Santana: 7
Quinn: 3
Tina: 1
Mercedes: 3
So thank you once again for taking the time to read this and I normally update daily but I'm thinking of changing that to every three days. What do you think?
On with the story! :3
Sue's POV
It was so funny to see kids running around laughing at the picture I had posted everywhere. Who would have thought this picture would have got this much positive feedback? Well, I am brilliant like that so it's obviously a hit. Out of nowhere lady face went running into Figgins office with an angry look on him. What is that all about? Time for Sue to spy.
I snuck up to doorway but made sure to be out of site to both of them while I heard what was going on.
"I think you should be informed of what filth is being thrown about this school and let me get one thing clear" Wow, he's almost as good as me when it comes to dangerous voices. "I only care for the fact that this is my brother on this picture, not because it's you, so if you don't do something this instant I am going to rip your balls off, wrap them around your chubby little neck and strangle you. Got it?" Hmm, I'm impressed that a kid of his stature can manage to make a threat sound so venomous and promising at the same time. This kis could prove to be interesting.
I walked off before lady face came out and noticed I was spying so I decided to lurch the halls before I made my way to go and anger Mr 'I have bad hair because I don't know any good salons'.
People parted like the red sea for me as I stalked my way down the hall. It felt good to be me and this was usual for me.
It was unusual though to see a girl with brown hair and blue eyes banging her head on the wall while crying out "I didn't update yesterday, I didn't update yesterday!" Pathetic waste of space in my opinion. Let's hope she gets a concussion. Nah, I'm just kidding. Well, for a little while anyway. Out of nowhere Brittany went skipping past me while muttering "Mr Quacks, me and Kurt all love each other. Happy times~ Happy times~" Wasn't that lady face's name? Ah, who even cares? (I do D: I love Kurt 3)
Walking up towards the staff room I heard familiar voices talking and sounding breathless. Hmm, this could be interesting. Looking into the closet I saw Finn looking angry and pinning lady face's arms to the wall while lady face looks angry himself. But was that hickey marks on his neck? Wow, never expected this. I walked of bored. Nothing was more boring than teenagers going through hormones in high school.
Finns POV
What the hell? Why was Rachel hugging Kurt? I mean really? This is was stupid. And no, he wasn't jealous. I mean he and Rachel had already broken up and Kurt was gay so why would he be jealous? He was not jealous of Kurt and he was definitely not jealous of Rachel because he is not gay. He doesn't mind but he is not gay. Well, yeah, he did want to rip Rachels stupid fat arms of his brothers neck and yes, he did feel like shouting at Rachel and then hugging Kurt himself but that didn't mean he was jealous.
He was not jealous! Nope, no way, naught, nil!
Okay, he was a bit jealous but let's get things straight, it was not because he liked Kurt. It was just because he didn't have anyone right now and he needed a companion. He was jealous of not having a lover. That was definitely it...
Okay, so maybe he liked Kurt a little but just a very small amount of like was there. Why did he feel under pressure all of a sudden? God, this was killing him.
He walked up to a nearby closet and got in and waited for Kurt to come so he could talk to him. Don't ask him why he decided to talk in a closet because he probably doesn't know why either. As soon as Kurt was outside the closet Finn grabbed him and pulled him inside. Grabbing Kurts arms and pinning them above his head Finn glared. "What was up with you and Rachel?" Kurt glared back at him and looked confused.
"What the hell do you mean Finn? And did you know you scared me back then? I thought you were Karofsky or Azimio!" Finn softened his look a bit. Of course he knew Kurt got bullied bad by them and he didn't mean to scare Kurt like that. "Sorry" He muttered quietly under his breath.
Kurt looked thankful but then got angry. "Anyway what was with this me and Rachel thing again?"
"Oh yeah, I just wanted to know why you two hugged"
"She was thanking me for helping her get the slushie out of her hair. That's all" Kurt knew Finn would be jealous because he obviously still liked Rachel. Oh how wrong you are Kurt...
"Look, I understand that you probably thought something was going on between us but you have no need to worry. I know you still have a thing for Rachel" As soon as he heard those words he got confused. "No, I don't like Rachel like that, dude. Why would you think that?"
Kurt looked just as confused as Finn now. "You got jealous, and then you trap me in a closet with you and then question me about her. Why wouldn't I think that?"
It suddenly dawned on Finn how that had looked and he blushed. No freakin' way. "No, I was not jealous, I was just curious and I do not like Rachel. I got over her ages ago. Don't you know? I dumped her"
"Hmm, okay good point but can you let go of my arms now?" Kurt looked up at his arms then at Finns face with an eyebrow raised. Finn blushed again and let go of Kurt's arms. "Listen, I'm sorry Kurt. It's just I'm really confused nowadays and I had a lot on my mind so I guess I over reacted"
Kurt nodded his head in understanding. "I understand and all but was the arm pinning really necessary?"
He shook his head and said "No, not really. In fact I don't really know why I did it" He grinned and rubbed his cheek in an embarrassed manner. Kurt smiled and reached towards the door handle and peeked out to make sure no-one saw them. As it was no-one was in the hallways. 'The bell for class has probably rang by now' Kurt thought. Sighing he made his way out and gestured for Finn to come out as well. They both looked down awkwardly and said a brief goodbye before heading their own ways towards their classes.
Kurts POV
He had finished the book so he decided that before the bell rang he would wander the halls and look for Mercedes to talk to. If anyone could hold a good conversation it was her. Walking down the hallway he noticed some bullies in jock jumpers heading towards Rachel. He didn't have a great liking for Rachel but no-one should feel the cold forbidden juice going down their backs. He tried to walk as quickly as he could towards her but he was too late as he saw the purple slushie hit her shocked face and the jocks laughing as they threw the cup on the ground near her feet and walk off high fiving each other. Making his way back to her as he had just paused for a second he grabbed her arm in a gentle manner and pulled her to the nearest ladies room.
He made sure that she was properly in front of him and grabbed some green paper towels from the paper towel rack on the wall. The Jewish girl looked down hearted and miserable and he couldn't help but feel sorry for her. She had so much talent and it was getting her slushied daily. Everyone at Glee was getting slushied for having talent and being different. That's what made them so special.
"Rachel, you shouldn't worry about those stupid talentless wastes. They are all too dumb to understand a key other then what they think is a good way to open a door. If it were up to us they would be working for us and one day they will" He smiled at her as he picked the bits of slushie that had gotten into her long hair. "Thanks Kurt. I understand being special sucks but it will have its perks one day right?" Her smile seemed brave but he understood that under it was a lonely and depressed girl that hated her life and the way people treated her.
"If there's one thing you should know, it's that being yourself means being a better person than everyone else and that you are brave enough not to cover yourself up in what they deem good enough for the real world. Being you isn't a bad thing so make sure everyone knows you're free to be who you are and don't let them tell you otherwise alright?" This time Rachel smiled genuinely and Kurt smiled back with warmth radiating from him. He may find her annoying but he loved it when he could make someone happy. It made himself feel proud and happy as well. People's smiles can do a lot like that.
"You're right Kurt. I'm going to be the best broadway musical actress they've ever seen and I will be the ones laughing at them one day!" Kurt laughed and shook his head. "Well, you'll have to beat me first in being the next braodway success because I'm heading there fast" He smirked and she took it as a challenge. They both headed out of the bathroom with their arms linked and their smiles big.
As he said goodbye and was turning away from her to go find Mercedes again he felt warm arms wrapped around his neck and the breath on his neck. Realising Rachel was hugging him shocked him but he hugged her back and smiled. He just realised how much he was smiling today and it felt good. It felt good to smile so much. She unwrapped her arms from him and they parted to go their separate ways.
He was just heading down the hall when his arm was grabbed and he found himself in a dimly lit closet of all places. It was stuffy and it was cramped. Did Azimio or Karofsky manage to trap him? He opened his eyes and realized that;
One, it was Finn who had grabbed into a nearby closet
Two, he had managed to somehow pin the smaller male's arms above his head
And two, he did not like the fact that his hair was getting messed up.
Finn glared at him and asked "What was up with you and Rachel?" Oh god! Did he really just drag him into a dirty closet to discuss Rachel? Why couldn't have been somewhere less claustrophobic?
"What the hell do you mean Finn? And did you know you scared me back then? I thought you were Karofsky or Azimio!" He saw Finn soften his glare a bit and felt a bit bad for shouting at him but this was confusing for him. "Sorry" Finn replied.
Kurt shuffled a bit out of guilt and was thankful but didn't reply to the sorry. "Anyway what was with this me and Rachel thing again?"
"Oh yeah, I just wanted to know why you two hugged" He blinked and it dawned on him why Finn wanted to know about the hug.
"She was thanking me for helping her get the slushie out of her hair. That's all"
He tilted his head and had a look of understanding on his face as he spoke. "Look, I understand that you probably thought something was going on between us but you have no need to worry. I know you still have a thing for Rachel" Finn looked at him weirdly and replied "No, I don't like Rachel like that, dude. Why would you think that?"
He wished he could face palm at the moment but his hands were trapped so not much could be done.
He was confused as well now. "You got jealous, and then you trap me in a closet with you and then question me about her. Why wouldn't I think that?"
A blush swept its way onto Finns face and he would not admit that it did look a bit cute but he didn't think it was as cute as it would have been had he still had a crush on Finn. "No, I was not jealous, I was just curious and I do not like Rachel. I got over her ages ago. Don't you know? I dumped her"
"Hmm, okay good point but can you let go of my arms now?" He looked up at his arms then at Finns face with an eyebrow raised. Finn blushed again and let go of Kurt's arms. "Listen, I'm sorry Kurt. It's just I'm really confused nowadays and I had a lot on my mind so I guess I over reacted" Oh, so that's why he just had to bring him into a dirty closet, interrogate him like he was out of some cop movie and pin his arms up at the same time. He chose for a less bitchy comment though.
"I understand and all but was the arm pinning really necessary?"
"No, not really. In fact I don't really know why I did it" He grinned and rubbed his cheek in an embarrassed manner. Kurt smiled and reached towards the door handle and peeked out to make sure no-one saw them. As it was no-one was in the hallways. 'The bell for class has probably rang by now' He thought. Sighing he made his way out and gestured for Finn to come out as well. He looked down awkwardly and said goodbye to Finn before making his way towards chemistry. 'What a weird day' he thought.
Nothing was as fun as today though, he did have to admit other than the occasional slushies he did receive and the one he did have to wipe off another Glee member. But other than that he could conclude it was day to remember so far.
A/N: Well, there you go. Another chapter as promised. I think this chapter turned out kind of good but not as good as my first chapter. Also do you think I should update every three days? I'm not sure but please answer.
Oh my Gaga! Glee's second series is on this Monday coming in the UK which is where I live! I am so excited. I can't wait either. I think I've been annoying my mum is well because every time when we're watching TV together and the Glee advert comes on I squeal and clap. She just sits there with a WTF look on her face. Mum, you will never understand a Gleek and a Kurtsie. Sue is such a vain person but I love her anyway. She makes me laugh XD Much love to Jayne Lynch 3 I'm posting this at 3:00 so sorry if there are any mistakes ^^;