Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!
Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hatehim but something about him gets on my nerves
Rating: T for now
Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt
Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt
Warnings! Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on here are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, TV star or anything famous belong to themselves! Also songs belong to themselves as well!
A/N: First of all reviews!
bballgirl1312- Santana trapping him was all part of her delicious plan :) Mercedes and Quinn haven't had any time with little Kurt have they? Thank you for bringing it up! :D I will make sure they get a turn with him. I know. I just want to say "Yeah, he's nice to Kurt and yes, I know who Darren Kriss is and yush, I am well aware of the fact that he helped Kurt but really? You're forgetting all the amazing original characters on Glee". Thank you :)
prettykurama- I was going for hot ;P I know, my heart hurt because I was listening to the song while writing and Kurt would be so amazing singing it even if it is so sad :'( Thank you :) Glad you liked the chapter
Sadistic Fangirl- If I were her I would be eating him up all the time ;P Thank you. I tried being funny. It's hard because I have two different types of humour. My weird one is the more physical one and the sarcastic one comes out when I feel really bitchy :S
Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.
Brittany: 4
Rachel: 0
Santana: 7
Quinn: 3
Tina: 1
Mercedes: 3
The Kurt/Mercedes and Kurt/Quinn moment in here is dedicated to bballgirl1312 who asked for them two to have a moment with Kurt since they haven't had one yet.
Another thing. I am so sorry for the lack of update on this chapter but I had to get over the new Glee episode because wow, my words could not express how much I loved it, and I needed to revise for my Science exam which I'm going to fail on T^T I also got my Maths results back and it turns out that I only just passed my exam which I am so upset on. Everyone got higher and I was so hurt. My mum was disappointed a bit and I felt so guilty because I promised her I would do well and she's always saying how she knows I'm going to be the successful one in the future and grr, it makes me angry that I almost failed. So I am depressed but I cheered up enough to post this chapter. I'm hoping you guys will be able to cheer me up. I don't know why but I can never sit down and vent out my problems to a friend I've known for so long like I can to an internet buddy. Is it some sort of thing where you think that because they're on the internet you can't really see their reaction so it's less stressful? Let me know what you think.
The Kurt/Mercedes moment is also dedicated to all people who know they have a best friend they can reach out to 3
Hope you all like the new chapter! :)
On with the story! :3
Mercedes POV
She walked into the cafeteria and looked around for her best friend who hadn't talked to her since Glee. Why had he been so quiet? Was he trying to get used to the change? It was big but he should know by now that she was here for him. It wasn't like him to not talk to her about what was bothering him. He was the one to hell her he was gay and then come out with the fact that he was bi, she had to sort this out.
Walking towards the line of students getting their lunch she spotted Artie in the line and walked over. "Hey Artie, still bummed about Tina?" She put her hand on his shoulder to reassure him that she was here for him if he wanted to rant.
"Yes, looking for a six pack is like Mr. Schue looking for new recruits. Useless"
She had to chuckle at that. It was true. Mr. Schue is the most considerate and kindest teacher at their school but even he knew himself that he couldn't get people to join Glee if his life depended on it.
"Well, look on the bright side. Maybe Mike will suddenly become a douche and Tina will start looking for a smart and loyal companion"
"Mercedes, you and I both know that Mike's the nicest person, other than Brittany and Finn of course, in all of Glee"
Mercedes nodded and got her food, disgusting, then paid and sat at the only empty table with Artie.
"Besides I think she's got another man she's going after" Artie took a sip of his water and looked solemnly at his soggy pastry. Mercedes choked on her cheese sandwich and started coughing violently before gaining control of her lungs and breathing again. "U-uh, do you have any idea who this guy is?" Oh my god. If Artie has figured out its Kurt then how is this going to affect their friendship?
"No, but I'm pretty sure it's a jock. You know, one of those strong, tall and courageous types"
Mercedes stared blankly at him. Well, at least he got the last part right'
"But I figured if I can show Tina that I'm good enough for her she'll come back to me right?"
Mercedes nodded not quite sure what to say. Even if she could find the right words she could never be sure that if she opened her mouth the right words might evaporate into new words, Words that wouldn't help the situation. It was then that she noticed Kurt walking towards their table with Tina babbling to him about something. Mercedes could have face palmed herself over a million times by now if she wasn't sure that people would have stared at her strangely. This situation couldn't get any more awkward. What made it awkward was that only she knew of everyone's situation.
Artie liked Tina and hated the guy who Tina liked.
Kurt was the person Tina liked and didn't know of the competition.
Tina liked Kurt and was oblivious of Artie's affection to her but well aware of the competition she was in.
And Mercedes was stuck in the middle. She wanted to tell Tina to back off of her man but didn't want to make it obvious to everyone, especially Kurt, about the competition she was in. She wanted to tell Artie who Tina liked so that Tina would be so busy arguing with Artie over it that she wouldn't have time for Kurt but she didn't want to hurt Tina intentionally and she didn't want Kurt and Artie to fall out. Where was God when she needed him?
Kurt and Tina sat down at their table finally, Kurt next to her and Tina next to Artie, and smiled at their friends. Kurts smile was infectious enough to make Mercedes smile back at him and look away blushing. Kurt just looked confused.
"So has anybody started weekend planning?" Kurt asked.
"I was going to go talk to Mrs Nate about working at her dog shelter" Artie told truthfully. They all looked at him in surprise. "What? Dogs like me"
There was an awkward silence lurking on them after that. Suddenly Brittany was by their table. "A gay baby has been born" Everyone turned slowly towards her and looked at her like she was crazy. "What?" She honestly did not know what she had done. Kurt then turned back to his meal. "It's probably mine"
"Wow, Kurt, you can get pregnant?" Kurt face palmed. Brittany sat down on the other side of Kurt and poked at her meal.
"Well, I will probably be helping my dad in the garage over the summer because he insists that he and I spend quality time together. I'm all up for quality time but to spend it in a garage is like suicide. Imagine wasting your time that you could be doing shopping and using it to fix cars that people probably broke on purpose to claim car insurance and you will get my summer" Everyone at the table chuckled a bit.
"If you want Kurt I could help you at your garage" Brittany suggested.
"No offence Britt, but do you know anything about cars?"
"No..."
"That's kind of my point why you can't help me but thank you for offering" He patted her hand in a comforting gesture.
Mercedes felt a bit jealous about the moment between them but reassured herself it was just a hand pat. No need to get angry. She stood up and said goodbye to her fellow Glee members and friends and took her leave. What she wasn't expecting was Kurt to come running after her telling her to wait up.
"Hey, I thought we could talk cause you know, I don't really feel like we've hanged out that much" He smiled at her. This kid was going to kill her heart soon if he doesn't stop making it thump like that. "Sure" She replied.
"So not much has been going on lately but I'm not really caught up with all the latest gossip. Want to catch me up? I bet it's juicy" Still acting like a girl, gay or not.
"Well, I did hear that Sue Sylvester was the one to put up those pictures that were up around the school. Don't ask me how it got to me but let me just say this. Sue is a ninja somehow..."
Kurt blinked. What?
"Uh huh. Wait, are you talking about the picture with Finn and" He couldn't really finish the sentence. It was just so disturbing. Mercedes nodded. That picture will forever be scarred into her mind. She suddenly was broken out of her thoughts when she saw the look on his face. Whoa, what a nightmare. He can look like a real living hell when he wants to. Why doesn't he show them that face around the bullies? Then he would probably be rid of his problems.
"Kurt?" She hesitated.
He shook his head. "Huh? Oh sorry, I just got a bit caught up in my own thoughts then" She just shook her head and chuckled a bit.
They then reached the cooking room which was there class together for last lesson. Sitting down in their seats they continued talking.
"It's pretty wacked up, this week, but what isn't in McKinley high?" She and Kurt laughed together for that.
"At least you've had an eventful week. Mine's been pretty boring" He wasn't going to tell her about the little incident with Santana. Really, that girl was dangerous enough without anything triggering it off.
They both fell in a comfortable silence reading the recipe books that were already laid out for them. It was what made them best friends really because they didn't even have to talk to each other for either one of them to feel content.
"Mercedes?"
She looked up at her friend and asked "Yeah?"
"I want to thank you" Kurt looked at her sincerely. "For what?" She replied.
"You've just always been sticking by my side and listening to problems I really shouldn't have to burden upon you. I know what it's like to listen to other people's problems and wishing that you could cry on someone else's shoulder for once because I was put in the same situation as you when it came to Finn. Also you're the only one I can really trust to help me so for that I am thankful and if there is ever a time when you need someone to hold, cry to or just being there for you, you should know I am the person that will be there for all those times" Kurt smiled and took hold of Mercedes hand.
She didn't know what to say. She was just speechless and she could definitely feel tears in the corners of her eyes. Who knew being best friends would bring tears. She really didn't know what to do other than wrap her arms around him and lean her chin on his shoulder breathing a quiet thank you. Nothing could make this moment better. 'Well, maybe if Beyonce waltzed through this door and asked for a duet' she thought. She then had an image of a little chibi Beyonce singing out some lyrics slamming the door open as she did and beckoning her over for the best duet in history.
They broke apart as there was a cough throughout the classroom. "Please don't practise intercourse in my classroom" Mrs Bennett joked and smiled big.
Mercedes and Kurt both jumped away from each other blushing all over their face. Most embarrassing thing a teacher could ever say to her students.
"What are you two doing here early then?" She looked at them from behind her counter at the front.
They both rubbed the backs of their necks awkwardly. "We really didn't know where else to go before class because we were bored and needed to talk" Kurt answered.
"Awww, Kurt, you're blushing. You are just the cutest kid I know!" Mrs Bennett squealed.
Kurt blushed tenfold and started skipping through his book while Mrs Bennett and Mercedes laughed.
All the class piled in. Mercedes and Kurt didn't need to tense up in this lesson because it was a well known fact that Mrs Bennett didn't tolerate bullying in her class and the punishment was well handed out if she saw it. It didn't stop the jocks all together though. Just lessened the pain.
One of the jocks spotted Kurt and snickered as he thought of a nasty joke to pull to play on him.
When Kurt had finished baking his brown chocolate cookies he turned his back for one second to grab some sprinkles and that's when the jocks executed their plan. Kurt turned back around a minute later after having found them and looked at his cookies. On them were the words "Die fag" and "I hope your face gets smashed in one day" but the one that got to him most was "Your mum was an idiot to give birth to you".
Kurt's eyes welled up. He shouldn't show them he was afraid or hurt but his mum was precious and anything involving her hurt him. He felt a sharp shoot of pain in his heart and clenched his fist over his apron. The sickly feeling that he would get when he saw the word fag was back and this time he wasn't trying to stop the tears from spilling. Not even when he heard the jocks laughing behind him.
Mrs Bennett was just finished helping a girl with her muffins when she walked over to Kurt and saw the cookies. Something inside of her snapped.
"Clark! You get here this instant and don't slow down just for your own sake because I will make you run if I have to!" Her eyes were filled with rage. He cowered and speed walked towards the front. How she knew bothered him and puzzled him. He could have sworn he was secret about this.
She held up the cookie that made Kurt cry. "You think this is funny? Huh? Because I think it is plain sick! Do you know what it feels like to lose a parent? It's the most gut wrenching pain you could experience and you go and toy with kids like Kurt because of it. Bullying is what makes things painful for other people's lives and you do it because you are a sad little boy who needs to grow up. I do not care for people like you and you should be ashamed of yourself. How dare you come into my class and treat my students like this? I don't care what you have to say so I am going to get you expelled! This may be over the top but I hope you learn from it! Do you understand?" Her voice was loud and commanding. It could shake anyone under her pressure and intimidation.
"Y-yes" Clark mumbled out feebly.
"Good, now get out" She spoke in a calmer tone but still vicious. Everyone around them was struck speechless and didn't utter a single word in fear of undergoing Mrs Bennett's wrath. Clark walked out of the classroom fast with his tail between his legs. She then walked over to Kurt and sat him down wrapping an arm around him.
"Its ok sweetie just let it all out. Don't let it get bottled up"
Mercedes, who was now well aware of the situation, glared with a hatred no one knew she had at the door Clark walked out of and then walked over to Kurt. She sat down next to him and hugged him to her side. "Kurt, don't be sad. He doesn't deserve your tears. You're way better than him and you should know that by now" She kissed his cheek and laid his head down on her shoulder. Everyone around didn't know what to do. Some of the students were watching Kurt with sympathetic eyes and others still looked scared about Mrs Bennett' speech.
Kurt didn't really know what to do so gaining up his courage he wiped the tears with his napkin in his pocket and straightened up his posture while making sure his hair was presentable. Once that was done he stood up and smiled at the teacher. "Thank you Mrs Bennett but I think I'm okay now, I guess I over reacted a little" Smiling shakily Kurt started on his biscuits and throwing them away. Mrs Bennett patted him on the shoulder and smiled before sitting behind her counter and keeping an eye on Kurt to make sure no one else decided to pull anything. Mercedes hugged Kurt and helped him throw away the biscuits.
After the lesson was over they made their way to after school Glee club together holding hands to show their best friendship.
Quinn's POV
Seeing Kurt walk in so happy made her heart flutter and a smile appeared on her own face but then she saw Mercedes holding his hand and she couldn't help but feel jealousy and anger. Nobody messed with Quinn Fabray. Not if she had anything to say about it. And nobody messed with what was rightfully hers.
Quinn got up from her seat and straightened out her cheerio's uniform before walking towards Mercedes and Kurt. Suddenly Peter Griffin barrelled through the Glee window and tripped Quinn. Before she had time to scream at him for it he ran off never to be seen again...
...Hopefully.
"Damn Griffin!" She paused. "Wait a minute, he's a damn cartoon! Why am I still talking to myself? Oh my life! Just go in there and stick your claws into Kurt and show everyone that he's yours!" She was saying this quietly to herself but she found it motivated her. Walking as quickly as possible she sat down next to Kurt and Mercedes glared at her.
"Hey Kurt...and Mercedes" Quinn said. Kurt gave a small smile towards her and replied back with a cheerful hi. Mercedes just nodded.
"So Kurt, I was thinking that maybe you would like to duet with me to sing a song together about relationships. You can pick the relationship, I don't mind" Quinn smiled deviously. Mercedes gritted her teeth trying to keep under control.
"That would be nice and it'll be different to all the other partners I've been with" Kurt smiled.
"Great. Meet me at my house around 5:00-ish today and you can bring what you feel you need" Quinn beamed and jumped from her chair to sit next to Brittany who was nodding to some music on her iPod.
Mr Schue walked through the door and clapped his hands once getting everyone's attention. "Right guys, I need to hear who everyone's picked for the relationship assignment" He smiled and looked around.
"Well, I chose to do mine with Mercedes" Rachel burst out. Mercedes glance over to her with a look of shock and confusion. Rachel just mouthed back 'Tell you later' so Mercedes just shook her head and agreed.
"Great!"
"Uh Mr Schue, I'll be doing mine with Tina" Finn piped up. Tina nodded.
"And I'm with Sam" Puck bellowed.
"I'm with Artie" Santana smirked and gestured over to the scared brunette who gulped in terror.
"I'm with Kurt!" Quinn shouted happily pleased with the jealous reactions she got from the girls.
"Mike, Matt. Are you two working together?" Mr Schue asked.
Mike and Matt nodded.
"Awesome, that settles it then" Mr Schue was about to turn his back when Brittany put her hand up. "Yes Brittany?"
"I don't have a partner" Brittany looked lost and confused. Suddenly Kurt raised his hand.
"She can work with us Mr Schue" Kurt beckoned for Brittany to come over. "That's if she wants to" Quinn glared at Brittany and crossed her arms across her chest. "I'm sure Brittany doesn't want to do that" Quinn replied.
"No I want to" Brittany skipped over to Kurt and sat right down next to him and smiling. Kurt smiled back and smiled at Quinn who put on her best fake smile but then turned away and glared at the poor innocent door.
"That's great. Now I want you guys to practice with each other and get this done by Thursday. Today is Monday so you have plenty of time but make sure everything is perfect" Mr Schue smiled and grabbed his briefcase before walking out of the door.
Kurt stood up and told Quinn he'd be at her house at the right time and left. Quinn stood up and wrote on a piece of paper and handed it to Brittany who stared at it like it was something she should eat.
"Meet us at my house and just wear something casual instead of the cheerio's uniform. Also this is the correct time and I've also wrote my address down just in case you forget. Don't. Forget" With that Quinn turned and strutted her way out of the Glee room. Brittany shrugged and packed her things ready to leave with Santana who was going to Artie's tonight anyway so they would both be too busy to hang out with each other.
Quinn got into her car and started backing out of the car park and drove home. Her parents wouldn't be there tonight to accuse her of anything going on between Kurt and her and Brittany. They had let her back in their home when they had heard that she had gotten back onto the cheerio's and her grades were higher than normal. Plus the baby was gone so they decided that her punishment was done.
Parking into the garage Quinn made her way to the front door waving to Mrs Gregory who lived next door to her. Dumping her bag on the table in the hallway she made her way up the stairs to her bedroom to get ready. She had to make sure she looked casual but sexy. It was her chance for Kurt to see the beauty of a girl and that girl was going to be her. Who cares if Brittany was there or not? Brittany wasn't really any competition when it came to her.
Quinn rummaged through her closet and found a loop neck cream coloured shirt with dark jeaned short shorts. She slipped her outfit on and tied her hair back into a side ponytail. Her make-up needed a little touch up so she fixed that and put on some background music to sing along to. She tidied up what she needed to which wasn't much and then started searching through her laptop for some songs that they could all do. She had an hour and a half anyway so she may as well use her time wisely.
One hour and a half seemed to fly by as she heard her doorbell ring at five minutes to five. Running downstairs she opened the door to see Brittany standing there in baby blue vest top that stopped two inches above her bellybutton. She had on some white skinny jeans with a faded grey belt to match and her hair was down with a sky blue headband in to complete the look.
"Well done for making it here Britt" Quinn smiled sarcastically but then laughed genuinely. Brittany just smiled. "Thanks". Quinn looked at her with a bewildered facial expression but just shook her head. There was no point. She smiled comfortingly at Brittany and offered her a drink. Brittany asked for a black current juice and sat down on Quinn's expensive white lounge couch which made Quinn flinch a bit but she stopped herself from scolding Brittany. After all Brittany was innocent and didn't know any better.
At ten minutes past five the doorbell sounded again which made Quinn jump and stop her conversation with Brittany about ducks and how chopsticks can be used to brush your teeth which she was thankful for. She grabbed the door handle and gasped. Kurt was standing there in a tight fitting three quartered length sleeved black top with tight blue jeans and a diamond studded belt.
"Sorry, Finn wouldn't let me out of the house. I had to persuade him with peanut butter" Kurt laughed awkwardly.
He was ten minutes late but she could forgive him because damn, did he look hot.
"Is that Kurt?" Brittany's voice sounded over the two of them and she came walking into the hallway. Brittany smiled when she saw Kurt.
"Wow, Baby hands, you look sexy" Brittany hugged him and giggled before stepping beside Quinn.
Kurt laughed and smiled. "You two don't look too bad yourselves. Any man would be lucky to have you"
Quinn blushed and chuckled. Trust Kurt to make her want to slobber him with kisses. Brittany grabbed a hold of Kurts hand and led him into the living room while Quinn closed the front door and went and grabbed some refreshments for the three of them. She headed back into the living room and grinned.
This was going to be one hell of a night.
There we go :3 I hope you aren't mad about the late update ^^; I watched the Britney/Brittany episode and I have to say; Brittany, you were amazing! She had the most epic dance moves. I hope she keeps dancing for the rest of her career and life because that is one hell of a talent. Also has anyone else noticed the coincident between Kurt's nickname given by Sue and Lady Gaga's name? Kurt loves Lady Gaga and his nickname is Lady Face. Lady Face= Lady Gaga. They could so do a duet. You know, Lady Gaga and Lady Face. That would be awesome! :D My two favourite people together.
Can you imagine Kurt in that tight muscle black shirt? And those tight jeans? *¬* Damn! Another thing I noticed was Sue's last name. Sue Sylvester. SYLvester. If you swap the l and y you get SLYvester and we all know how sly Sue is. I'm such a dork :3
Anyway hope you enjoyed and again, I apologize :)