Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!

Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hatehim but something about him gets on my nerves

Rating: T for now

Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt

Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt

Warnings! Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on here are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, TV star or anything famous belong to themselves! Also songs belong to themselves as well!

A/N: First of all reviews!

bballgirl1312- Thank you :) I will update more often now that my Science exam is over

Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.

Brittany: 4

Rachel: 0

Santana: 7

Quinn: 3

Tina: 1

Mercedes: 3

On with the story! :3

Artie's POV

He didn't know why but he felt like the person that Tina liked was someone close to them. If only he knew. It's not like he wanted to start a fight but he really liked Tina and it hurt to know that she dumped him for some other guy and now she's already moved on from Mike. It's like she's never satisfied with just one guy. He really wished that he could get over her but she was such a unique girl to him and so beautiful that he couldn't let go. Never mind that fact that he had lied to all of them about her stuttering and had dumped him for Mike's six pack. He just wanted her and her amazing self. He should really stop loving her with all the stuff she's done to him and the fact that she can't love a guy for so long but what can you do when it comes to love?

Artie watched the birds fly across the sky as he sat outside his house and sighed. Why did he have to fall in love with someone who was very clearly over him?

Really, he should have expected this. He's a cripple and only good at rapping. What was there to like about him? He thought he could feel more self confident about himself when he entered Glee. He felt proud that he got in because it meant he had talent. And when he started dating Tina he had thought that he could live a normal life and that there might have been a chance at love for him but now he didn't know what to do with himself. Maybe he just wasn't cut out for love?

Artie's mum walked out of the front door towards her son and placed her hand on his shoulder. "Artie, Are you alright? What are you doing out here?"

Artie looked up at his mum and offered her a weary smile. "I'm fine mum. I just needed some time to myself to think. Should I come in?"

"It is time for dinner so I think it would be best" She smiled at him and grabbed his wheel chair wheeling him into the house.

Artie felt that pain again. Maybe it was best to just start forgetting about Tina. Nothing was worth this much pain, not even Tina. If she wanted to start dating this guy then it was up to her and he wasn't going to stop her. No good was going to come out of crying over his loss, moving on was best.

After his mum had got him dressed and in bed he laid there thinking over ways to getting over Tina. He was going to start building up his confidence again and he was going to get over her. It was best for him that he did.

He slept on that thought and it didn't take him long to start believing in himself when he thought about all the friends he had in Glee.

Rachel's POV

How long did it take for Mercedes to get here? What on earth was she doing?

She had been getting ready by putting some songs together for them but that wasn't the only reason why she wanted to do this duet project with Mercedes. There was a way for them to get one of the girls out of the ring. She just needed someone's back up.

She heard a knock on the door and walked over to it. Opening it she saw Mercedes standing there with a hand on her hip and one eyebrow raised and no smile on her face. "Okay girl, speak up. What's the reason for wanting to do a duet with me?"

Rachel put on her serious face and pulled Mercedes inside and shutting the door quickly. "Please sit. I have an idea that will help both of us and admittedly some of the other girls in Glee but that don't really matter much so we'll skip that fact"

"Rachel, get on with it" Mercedes interrupted her getting frustrated.

"Oh right, okay. Well here's the idea. All we have to do is show Kurt the bad things about one of the girls in Glee and he won't even begin to think about dating them. That way he'll see the good things about us and we'll be one up than the rest"

Mercedes stood up. "Why not show him all the bad things about all the girls apart from us?"

"Because don't you see? If we do that, then the others will start to get suspicious and they'll plan their own exact of revenge and we'll look like the bad guys"

Mercedes looked like she was thinking and looked at Rachel critically. "Why did you want me to be the one to help you?"

Rachel put her hand on Mercedes arm. "You're the only one I could ask. Quinn and Santana wouldn't want to help me, Brittany's not that good when it comes to plans and would probably sell me out without realising it and Tina's too shy to want to do something like that"

"So...I'm the best one to ask?"

"Pretty much, yes" Rachel nodded.

Mercedes grinned and grabbed Rachel's arm. "First off girl, we've got to get this assignment over before we think of the plan because you know Mr Schue. He will never let up if he knows that we didn't practice anything then after that is over we'll start with that plan of yours because there might be a few things we got to tweak. Those girls and Kurt will never know what'll hit them"

Rachel grinned back at her and grabbed the list of songs she had come up with and shoved them in Mercedes face. "I'm done with song choices. I think they would be perfect with our voices"

Mercedes grabbed the sheets and glanced at Rachel. "Mhm, well I gotta look over them first to see if I approve"

Rachel startled at first but nodded. Mercedes ran her index finger down the list before grabbing a pen. After she was done she gave it back to Rachel.

"The ones I ticked are the ones I approved and the crossed ones are the ones I don't like"

Rachel gasped after looking at the list. Only three of the songs had been ticked. One of them had a question mark next to it. "What's with the question mark?"

"I don't know that song or the artist"

Rachel went back to looking. She put the first behind the second and had a look at the second sheet. This wasn't too bad. There weren't as many crosses as there was before but her eyebrows furrowed together when she saw that one of her favourites had been crossed.

"What's wrong with Avril Lavinge's 'Fall To Pieces'?" Rachel asked.

"There's nothing wrong with it, I love the song, but her voice may suit yours but it does nothing for mine" Mercedes pursed her lips and tapped her foot waiting for Rachel to be done.

Rachel nodded and continued reading. "Right, sorry, I guess I didn't think about that"

After she was finished she looked over at Mercedes and saw her on her laptop without having asked.

"Yeah thanks for asking by the way" Rachel said sarcastically.

Mercedes turned around and smirked. "Didn't know you had it in you to be bitchy and sorry, I just thought I would show you this song that would be perfect for us to sing. It relates to our theme, the artists voices matches ours, it's a singer that you apparently love and it'll connect to our interest in Kurt"

After hearing what Mercedes had said Rachel perked up in interest. She quickly walked over to have a look at the song herself. Leaning over behind Mercedes she read the title that was on display on YouTube. The title read 'Avril Lavigne Ft. Lil Mama- Girlfriend'.

Mercedes played for them and sat back interested to see what Rachel thought of her song choice. She knew it was hard for Rachel to listen to other people's ideas and not take what she wanted right there and then but give it time and Mercedes knew that Rachel would consider something even if she didn't want to.

When the song was over Rachel straightened up and put her hands on her hips. "Hmm, the song is good and you were right about the voices being perfect for ours but..."

"Oh here we go" Mercedes said and sat up looking at Rachel.

"No no, it's fine and I do like the song but I just didn't think you could rap" Rachel cringed a bit thinking about Mercedes rapping.

"You hardly know anything about me. Of course you wouldn't know that I rap"

"Yeah but you've never rapped in front of us" Rachel replied.

"Well, I never had the chance. You took all the solos" Mercedes snapped back.

"I had to. I have the best voice to take us to regional's" Rachel's tone made Mercedes irritated.

"What, so you're saying that none of the rest of us have voices strong enough?"

"No, I just think that mine happens to be the strongest"

"No way! I know someone who could whip you at a sing off"

"Who?" Rachel cocked her hip and waited to hear it.

"Kurt" Mercedes mimicked Rachel's actions and cocked her own hip/

Rachel shifted from one foot to another as she blushed at the sound of his name. "If you didn't already notice me and Kurt already have had a diva-off and he lost. He couldn't reach that high F like I could"

"He blew that F and forfeited without no-one noticing!" Mercedes shouted.

There was silence as Rachel took in what Mercedes had just shouted while Mercedes herself slapped her hand over her mouth and shook as she just realised what had just come out of her mouth. She couldn't keep any of Kurt's secrets nowadays could she?

No-one said anything and the silence could be cut with a knife. Rachel finally decided to speak and shook her head as she did.

"W-what do you mean? Of course he didn't throw off the key on purpose. Why would he do that when he wanted the solo so bad he brought his dad into the school?"

Mercedes gulped. 'Well I went this far. May as well tell her the rest' "Kurt got a very rude phone call from a bully that made his dad upset because he was the one to pick it up so to make sure that they didn't get another phone call like that Kurt threw the F. It was for his dad's sake" Mercedes looked sullenly at the wall behind Rachel and tried not to make eye contact. This was probably the lowest thing she could do. Kurt trusted her with that secret and she goes and tells Rachel about it. Rachel for God's sake.

"I had n-no idea" Rachel's voice cracked halfway through her sentence and she rubbed her left arm in an embarrassed manner not knowing what else to say. "I guess I didn't think about it with me wanting the solo so bad and all so nothing else mattered at the time"

"That's the problem with you Rachel, you don't think about others when there's something else in it for you. If you had actually thought about it you would have put the pieces together. For instance didn't you ever stop and think about the fact that Kurt had been begging for that solo for god knows how long and then he just goes and blows it, just like that? You know he can do anything if he puts his mind to it, that even means hitting that high F" Mercedes paused and clenched her right fist "He's sang in the same group as you for ages now and you've never listened to his singing obviously because if you had you would have noticed that he is so talented and can sign almost anything. His voice can go low and high so why you didn't realise something was up I'll never know. Maybe it had something to do with the fact that you were too busy drooling all over Finn to notice the rest of us down beat losers"

Rachel looked down at her feet.

"In your eyes none of us will live up to your expectations" Mercedes ended and looked on straight at Rachel. Rachel had to be punished for this. She had been so busy making everyone live in her shadow that she didn't notice when one of her team members had the potential to be as great as her.

"I'm sorry Mercedes. I'm really sorry, not just for missing the fact that Kurt missed the F but also because I guess I didn't realize that everyone found me annoying because of the fact that I was stopping everyone from living their dreams"

Mercedes remained quiet for some time before reaching over to Rachel and wrapping her arms around her to comfort her. "Rachel, listen to me, we all know you've got talent. You can sing like there's no tomorrow but in your little spotlight you've got to make some room for the rest of us, okay?"

Rachel nodded and buried her head in Mercedes shoulder. This is what it felt like to be put in your place and it felt awful. Maybe she really did need to pay attention to other people.

"Now that that drama is over shall we start our song? I really can't take awkward silences and dramatic scenes; it just really doesn't go down with me. You know what I'm saying?" Mercedes smiled and went back to the computer to print out the lyrics.

Rachel looked sad for a minute but she perked up and sat down on another chair next to Mercedes. She will be a better person and listen to other people. She won't change who she is, she just will listen to other people more.

Kurt's POV

Singing songs; It helped overcome feelings, it helped release feelings you couldn't speak and it helped realise these feelings as well. But he didn't realise he was feeling things that he wasn't meant to. When he had got to Quinn's door he didn't think for a second that he would actually find Brittany, standing behind Quinn, hot or beautiful or anything in the context of a man or boy thinking something like that about a girl. Just because he was bi didn't mean he would suddenly start thinking about any of the Glee girls in a different light but here he now just wanted to grab the girl and kiss her just like they did in his basement only with a more fiery passion. What was wrong with him lately? It's not like him to think like this.

"Kurt?" Quinn's voice was really soft as she spoke to him. She did seem to care for him lately which was weird. The head cheerio being nice to someone she thought was a walking gay.

"Yes, what is it?" He looked over the room and found Brittany sitting on the couch holding what appeared to be a blanket and nibbling on some cookies. See, how could he find someone with that little intellect hot? Granted she was really sweet and could dance like no-body's business but he had standards. Well he normally did. Then Finn came along and changed all that. Why did he always find the intellectually challenged ones beautiful in their own deranged ways?

"I was just getting a little freaked because you've been staring at that wall for a couple of minutes not saying anything" Quinn bit her bottom lip and Kurt just suddenly realized that he stared at her bottom lip wanting to nibble it. Shaking his head he got up from the floor and left saying "I've just got to go think for a while on my own".

He walked into her walk in closet and stood against the wall breathing heavily, blushing. He dragged his hand down his face. What was wrong with him? This was freaky in a way that shouldn't be. What had gotten into his head? Puck must have someone how switched half of their brains around so now that's why he's thinking like Puck.

He was about to walk out when suddenly music played and the room changed to a hot pink colour with steam floating along the floor. He suddenly heard voices.

(Brittany is this style Quinn is this style and both are this )

"Ooooooh uh oh

You're so good to me, baby, baby"

Quinn and Brittany circled Kurt and ran their hands down his sides keeping eye contact with him while he looked at both like they had gone nuts. Quinn then grabbed Kurt's face and made him face her while she sang.

"I wanna lock you up in my closet,

When no one's around.

I wanna put your hand in my pocket,

Because you're allowed"

Quinn backed Kurt up into the corner of her closet with her hand on his shoulder and pushed her body onto his.

"I wanna drive you into the corner,

And kiss you without a sound.

I wanna stay this way forever,

I'll say it loud"

Quinn pulled Kurt by his collar into the middle of the closet again and started dancing with Brittany.

"Now you're in and can't get out.

You make me so hot, make wanna drop.

You're so ridiculous,

I can barely stop.

I can hardly breathe,

You make me wanna scream.

You're so fabulous.

You're so good to me, baby, baby.

You're so good to me baby, baby"

Brittany grabbed Kurt by the waist and grinded up against while still looking like their dancing.

"I can make you feel all better,

Just take it in.

And I can show you all the places,

You've never been.

And I cam you say everything,

That you've never said"

Brittany ran her hands under his shirt and twirled her fingers on his abs.

"And I'll let you do anything,

Again and again"

Brittany and Quinn pushed Kurt with them into the middle again and started dancing around him again.

"Now you're in and can't get out.

You make me so hot,

Make me wanna drop.

You're so ridiculous,

I can barely stop.

I can hardly breathe,

You make me wanna scream.

You're so fabulous,

You're so good to me, baby, baby.

You're so good to me, baby, baby"

Brittany leaned against the wall and looked at Kurt while running her hands on the wall behind her.

"Kiss me, gently,

Always I know"

Quinn took Kurt's hand in her own.

"Hold me, love me,

Don't ever go, oh, oh.

Oh, yeah, yeah"

Quinn and Brittany danced with each other again.

"You make me so hot,

Make me wanna drop.

You're so ridiculous,

I can barely stop.

I can hardly breathe,

You make me wanna scream.

You're so fabulous,

You're so good to me.

You make me so hot,

Make me wanna drop.

You're so ridiculous,

I can barely stop.

I can hardly breathe,

You make me wanna scream.

You're so fabulous,

You're so good to me, baby, baby.

You're so good to me, baby, baby.

You're so good."

Kurt jumped and sat upright. Where was he?

"Hey sleepyhead" Quinn greeted from her seat on floor beside the couch he was on. Brittany was at the foot of the couch stroking his foot like it wasn't weird.

"What happened?" He asked as he rubbed his eyes.

"You dozed off after we were going through music numbers we could sing. I'm guessing you were just tired but you can tell us if you were bored" Quinn joked.

His voice felt really dry and he couldn't for the life of him remember what happened before he had fallen asleep and why he had.

"But you guys were just..." He trailed off suddenly realising it was a dream.

"We were what?" Brittany asked.

"Umm, never mind. It really doesn't matter" Kurt replied as he got up.

"Are you going home now because Brittany really needs a ride home if you don't mind?" Quinn asked as they walked to the front door.

"Sure but she'll have to tell me where she lives because I've never been to her house" Kurt put his jacket on and reached for the door handle as Brittany got ready to go home. "I'll write down where she lives because I don't think she'll be able to tell you exactly where she lives" Quinn replied.

After thanking Quinn for the stay and being reasonable about him falling asleep and having a go at him he left with Brittany in tow as they made their way to his car. They climbed in and the ride was silent as Brittany stared at the radio.

"Do you want me to put on some Britney Spears for you?" Kurt asked. He looked at the directions on the piece of paper and took a left down the road.

"Yes please" She smiled at him and bobbed her head along to the beat.

When they had finally reached Brittany's house after five minutes of Britney Spears music blasting out Kurt pulled up on the street just outside. Kurt decided to ask Brittany something that had been bugging him for the evening.

"Brittany, is it alright that I think you're hot?"

Brittany looked at him and stared. Kurt really didn't like it when people stared at him for too long but remained quiet to hear her answer.

"No, I find you hot and sometimes my mum gets angry because I wet the bed when I think you and I don't know why I do but I do it anyway. Plus my cat has been leaving me on my own lately so I talk to this picture I've got of you and it makes me feel special" She smiled while he looked at her like he had just seen Sue Sylvester in a tutu.

Finding the ability to speak he managed to answer. "O...okay"

Brittany leaned over and kissed him on the cheek to which he blushed at and she hopped out of his car before skipping down the lane to her front door. After making sure she was safe inside Kurt started his car again and drove back home.

He made it inside his house while still thinking about the dream he had and what Brittany had said which admittedly freaked him out a little. His dad was sitting on the couch with a beer and watching football. Kurt decided that now was probably a good enough time to tell him that he was bi-sexual considering he hadn't told him.

"Dad, I'm home" He called out.

Burt turned and smiled. "Hey son"

Kurt walked over and sat down next to his dad. "Dad, I need to talk to you so I need you stay focused on me and not the game"

Burt turned to his son after muting the game and raised his eyebrows. "Shoot"

Gathering up the courage Kurt looked down at his hands in his lap and shuffled in his seat. "Well, I've discovered that I might be, or more probably am...bi-sexual"

Burt's eyebrows rose further than they already were and he put his beer can on the table. "So you're telling me that you like...boys and...girls?"

Kurt nodded and bowed his head not wanting to look at his father yet.

"That's great Kurt. I'm happy for you" Kurt looked up surprised and saw his dad really was generally happy. Burt tugged his son into a hug and let go and patting his head to which Kurt straightened his hair out.

"Oooh, does this mean you'll-"

"No dad, just because I am bi does not mean I will come to your little parties and drink beer while playing darts. I'm not that straight" Kurt glared and huffed crossing his arms.

"Aww" Burt moaned and nodded although he did really want to play darts with his son but whatever.

Kurt chuckled and said goodnight. He walked to his room where Finn was probably sleeping and wondered if he would ever get a normal life. Probably not but he didn't particularly care anymore. He was happy and that's all he cared about.

Wait a minute...

Where did Brittany get his photo from?

Another chapter and I really tried hard on this one. I think I have an idea of what everyone is going to sing for their duets but if you would like to see someone sing a song you like just tell me and I'll try to put it in. I would like it if the song could be related to relationships and goes with the characters voices. Here's the ones I have picked.

Mercedes and Rachel- Girlfriend remix (Avril Lavigne Ft Lil Mama)

Brittany, Quinn and Kurt- Pocketful of Sunshine (Natasha Bedingfield)

I still have to figure out Artie and Santana, Puck and Sam, Finn and Tina and Matt and Mike.

Hope you liked this chapter :)