Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!
Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hate him but something about him gets on my nerves
Rating: T for now
Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt
Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt
Warnings! Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on here are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter
Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, TV star or anything famous belong to themselves! Also songs belong to themselves as well!
A/N: First of all reviews!
can i be something else- Finally someone else, other than me and a few others, who doesn't like Blaine. I am a bit sick and tired of everyone talking about him. Yeah, his eyebrows are triangles. Please, for my sake Darren Criss, trim your eyebrows _
Lilice-san- Well, Brittany is a bit clueless ^^; She'll probably always be that way, bless her ^w^ Thank you and I am. I've got so many ideas for the future of this fic :)
humadahummel- I love all types of Kurt. He's too cute not to be paired with anyone (But Blaine –makes supposedly angry face-) Well, if you search in Kurtchel or Kurt/a girl off of Glee then there are a few around. Trust me, it was hard for me to find them as well but I got there so if I can manage it you can :) Good luck! I am so going to read yours now :P Thank you. I had to pick something that I like or that are good in my opinion otherwise I wouldn't have listened to the song and related it to the characters XD Oh, M? Hmm, maybe :P You'll have to wait and see…
Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.
Brittany: 5
Rachel: 0
Santana: 7
Quinn: 3
Tina: 1
Mercedes: 3
I'm ending their relationship project because I really want to move onto something else that I've had an idea on for some time and I'm really excited over it :D Here's a sneak peek of the idea I have in mind but remember: I need reviews to continue this!
Sneak Peek-
Santana fumbled about with the keys in her hands as she locked her car up. Mr Schue had told them to be in the Glee room for a surprise project at 7:00 and it was now 7:09. She didn't usually care to be there on time, early or late, but this sounded exciting and she wasn't going to miss it just because her mother forgot to get her up. She had walked up to the door and opened meeting a surprise she would never forget.
"Mr Schue, why are you wearing a superman cape?"
End of Sneak Peek
One more thing; Because Kurt's changing his style of hair a lot I've given him a style of hair that he's done that I really loved in this story. Check it out! The link is in my profile under the name AFILOVEAOSIHM!
On with the story! :3
No one's POV
Everyone in Glee was so busy making sure their duets was perfect they didn't spend their time with their friends which were each other. Mr Schue was so pleased with them he called their teachers to ask them to give the kids a free period for them to do whatever they like in it be it to practice or hang about with each other. Of course the kids loved Mr Schue for this and praised him the entire day. Kurt was just pleased he was missing Science with Mr Hardwick for this. Artie and Kurt were favoured which freaked them both out because both were horrible at Science so the reason for being favoured wasn't too hard to realize. Kurt shuddered remembering. Rachel didn't mind missing her lesson either as she didn't want to admit it but she was bad at Art. It was something she wasn't proud of admitting but she guessed that it was because her talent belonged to singing. Santana and Brittany didn't care which lesson they were missing so to hear it was IT didn't really bother them too much. Puck was a little disappointed because he was missing PE for this and wouldn't get to see hot girls running around the laps while he played Football but he was easily distracted when hearing that there were milfs who apparently hang about outside the library window. Finn was missing his favourite lesson (Photography) which bummed him out hard but, like Puck, he got distracted by Kurt who he still wasn't going to admit he had a crush on. Nope.
Quinn and Mercedes were both missing English but it flew over their heads quicker than you can say Shakespeare. Mike and Matt had a free period now anyway so it was just like any other. Tina was missing Drama. She got terrified in there from everyone but once she reached the stage all fear was gone and she had nothing to really be scared for, everyone in Drama was one of the quiet ones anyway.
They had all gathered in the Library apart from Puck, Kurt and Rachel surprisingly for her. Mercedes was sat talking to Brittany while Finn talked to Artie, Matt and Mike. Santana just sat with Tina while they both were discussing the book they had open in front of them. It was peaceful and all of them felt so stress free it was the best part of the day for them. Rachel then turned up with her hair up in a high ponytail and her fringe hanging out. She had on what appeared to be a punk girl outfit inspired by Avril Lavigne. It was only right considering her and Mercedes were doing an Avril and Lil Mama song.
She walked up to Mercedes and tapped her shoulder. Mercedes turned around and did a once over on Rachel's new look before grinning. "That look totally suits you but I would have worn a better belt if I were you. Wait a minute; I might have one in here. It's not really expensive and you don't really suit much bu-"
Rachel interrupted her. "Mercedes, don't you think we should be practicing?" Rachel tapped her foot and handed her the lyrics again. Mercedes rolled her eyes but agreed anyway and waved goodbye Brittany.
Puck then showed up smirking and walking off to the windows where he looked for some milfs. He soured when he saw no hot mums and just saw women in their late sixties trying for the life of them to reach their cars. He was definitely going to be having a little chat with Azimio later for messing him around.
All the girls didn't know it about each other but they knew that they themselves were all waiting for Kurt. He was like the dessert that came after a really big meal. The perfect happy ending to a tragic love tale. A bone to throw to a happy dog. Well, you get the idea.
It was another ten minutes later and Kurt's partners were getting distraught. No Kurt meant no duet (or trio in their case) and no duet meant no project which equalled a very angry Mr Schue.
The library doors opened and everyone turned around to stare at the person who dared disturb their peace and their jaws dropped immediately.
At the door stood Kurt in the most show worthy outfit anyone had ever seen (Other than Lady Gaga herself of course). He wore a form fitting black and white striped t-shirt with dark blue skinny jeans that had buckles at the end of them. He wore maroon coloured converse and to top it all of his hair was stuck up in a spiky hairstyle very unlike Kurt himself.
It was stunning.
"Damn" Mercedes whispered to herself. Rachel blushed and put her hand over her agape mouth to seem more lady like. Tina stuttered over a reasonable explanation for something, she just had to say something, but nothing came out. Santana fidgeted and mumbled something that no-one heard or would have even paid any attention to because all attention was on Kurt right now.
Quinn stood up with Brittany and they both dragged Kurt into the corner with them away from prying eyes to work on their song and costumes. Kurt sat himself neatly down as he shuffled in his seat due to Brittany staring at him for the longest time he's seen someone stare at him before.
"Brittany, if you don't mind, could you stop staring?" Kurt asked.
Brittany turned away and stared at Quinn instead. "He didn't mean stare at me" She quipped. Brittany just stared at her hands and mumbled something.
"So I reckon we should start with the costumes first and then get down to the song and who should sing what part" Quinn carried on and Kurt kept on staring at her. She tried to ignore it she blushed when it carried on and before she knew it she had stared back at him with an annoyed expression on her face.
"Kurt, do you mind explaining to me why you're staring?" Quinn tried not to sound too bitchy but her tone gave her emotions away.
"Sam was right" Kurt answered still staring like something was on her face.
Quinn did a double take and shook her head confused. "Sam's right about what?" Quinn asked trying not to be too alarmed.
"You really do have pretty eyes" Kurt answered obviously oblivious to what he had actually just said. Unbeknownst to him Quinn was freaking out in her mind.
Quinn really didn't know what to say to that. It had helped that Kurt wasn't staring anymore but her heart wouldn't stop thumping and her cheeks were getting rosier by the second. Her blood was coursing through her veins and the feeling of butterflies that she had felt not too long ago was there again in the pit of her stomach. Had Kurt just complimented her? And didn't expect any sort of nice comment back? And why was she even complaining? She had just got a compliment and none of the other girls got one. Well, as far as she knew anyway.
"Thanks. So do you" Quinn replied smiling. Kurt looked up astonished and smiled back blushing.
"Well, they do try" He answered and let out a breath of air he had been holding in.
Quinn picked out a few sheets of paper while Kurt got something else out of his bag that he had decided to bring in for the project. When he put it onto his lap Quinn sneaked a peek and was shocked. There on Kurt's lap were a handful of drawings that he had done and they looked outstanding. It was drawings of different designs and clothing materials, even going as far as accessories.
"Wow, Kurt, I didn't know you drew. And so brilliantly as well"
"Art is my top subject at the moment but I exceed in music as well when it comes to piano playing" Kurt really couldn't believe he was having a normal conversation with Quinn, the Cheerio who had literally laughed every time he had gotten pushed around by the bullies. Quinn was what you would call the lioness in the wild surrounded by people who bow or run from her, she ruled the kingdom and she enjoyed it so the fact that she actually looked like she was enjoying his company was amazing.
"Quinn, why are you being so nice to me? I mean, I don't mind if you say it's for the project and all but I do want it to be an honest straight answer" Kurt's face hardened and waited for whatever decided to spring itself upon him from out of the head Cheerios' mouth.
"I guess….it's because when you really get to know someone you can see how you were too judgemental about that person and you realize that that person was a lot nicer than you realized. I am sorry Kurt for everything. I know no amount of apologies will take away the hurt that me, Santana, Puck and all the other bullies put on you but believe me when I say I know I was wrong about you" Quinn's voice cracked a little but she kept herself together.
"I know you don't understand what it's like to be ridiculed and struck down all the time for being different. I have to endure pain every day. People call me selfish for always thinking about myself and my own pain when there are millions of children out there suffering worse than me but how can I be selfish when I didn't ask for a life like this and I cry for it? I can't be Jesus and work miracles for the kids out there that are suffering but I can at least do myself a favour and carry on living even if it is in suffer" Kurt pushed back his bangs sub-consciously. "That's why I am surprised that you, the person who caused me to be like this, can ever be sorry for doing it in the first place and being nice to me now. But I have to forgive you for at least trying to patch things up and I found out that you are a really nice person when you're not getting pressured into bullying by your peers". Kurt paused to look at everyone else.
"I don't know why I did it. I mean, God tells us to love everyone and yet here I am going against his will" Kurt flinched. He was not a believer of God and didn't pray. In fact he was by far the complete opposite being an atheist and all but Quinn looked so vulnerable and exposed to danger that it was almost a pitying sight. He wanted to cling to her and tell her that God may or may not be there but that doesn't mean he is the one to choose what we do with our lives and he doesn't control us but he stopped himself. He knew how much of a catholic Quinn was and that was something that he couldn't very well go and abandon her with in this time. He opted for comfort instead but not in the way of God but not like his atheism side either.
"Quinn, God didn't intend for you to bully nor did he try to stop. Doesn't that tell you he wanted you to make your own decisions? Be it bullying or being a Glee member" Kurt rubbed circles on her back and soothed her with talk of kindness.
"Kurt, can I do something for me? I want to feel in control again and I want to make myself happy for once" Quinn looked nervously as she wiped away the tears she didn't realize were there. Kurt nodded and brushed his hair again nervously waiting.
"Close your eyes…" Quinn whispered as she licked her lips. Kurt nodded once more but his eyebrows furrowed together as he tried to think about what Quinn wanted to do.
"Okay, but Quinn, I swear to god if you're planning to slushy me or something else that is humiliating I will make sure to extr-"
Quinn silenced him by descending her lips onto his. The kiss was soft, sweet and light mixing their personalities into one as Quinn looked back into Kurt's soft baby blue's that were now wide with shock. She moved her mouth slightly and licked his bottom lip sensually and slowly. The time it took for him to respond was painfully long for Quinn who wasn't expecting anything to happen anyway but was hoping for a little bit of a response. Her response was him parting his lips and poking his tongue out enough to lick her lips back and move his mouth ever so slowly on hers. Quinn was enjoying until the point where reality hit and Kurt jumped back.
He stared at her with an open mouth and his eyes darting nervously from her lips to her eyes searching for answers. His hands found refuge in the front of his chest as he sat still, frozen in shock. She froze herself as she looked back over what had just happened and remembered why she had done it.
Had she taken it too far?
"Kurt, I"
Kurt put a hand up and silenced her. They sat in the silence of the corner. All the sounds that were around them was Rachel and Mercedes singing and Artie drumming on a few books nearby. There was chatter from their friends and the few librarians who worked around the library that were students just doing their jobs. Quinn didn't think it could be anymore awkward or embarrassing on her part. The silence was tightening around her, sucking every breath she has out of her and she was just about to up and leave when she heard a faint sound, almost like her name.
"Y-yeah?" Damn, she never stutters.
"I seriously want this to put behind us. I don't want our group to lose at this project or for our newly developed sort-of friendship to be crushed so I think the best thing for us to do is for us to put it behind us" Kurt stood up on shaky legs and extended his hand towards her. Blushing, she accepted it and smiled slightly.
"Sorry, I honestly don't know what came over me. It was like a force or something that made me kiss you" Quinn said.
"Trust me; I've had my fair share of impulses that you can't really contain so no worries there. Just as long as it doesn't happen again" Kurt offered a quirked smile himself and blushed. Kissed by one of the renowned hottest girl in school, head of the Cheerleaders and his stepbrothers ex-girlfriend wasn't on his to-do list for today but it could have gone worse he reasoned.
"Hang on, weren't you the least bit worried about Brittany finding out and telling everyone you kissed the gay kid of Lima?" Kurt asked as they sat back down on the table.
"Brittany?" Quinn asked and then her eyes widened as she remembered they weren't alone. "Oh my gosh, we've totally been ignoring her this whole time" Quinn whipped her head around towards Brittany only to find an empty spot on the blue chair that Brittany was supposed to be occupying.
Kurt's mouth dropped and Quinn almost fainted if Kurt hadn't of caught her. He put her back into a standing position and ran around the Library looking for Brittany while Quinn did the same. Both of them looked pretty comical doing it and the rest of their friends didn't know what to say so just stared at them instead with a freaked out look. Brittany suddenly popped up behind a bookcase that was beside the rest of the Glee club and smiled.
"Hey you guys, you'll never guess what I just saw" Brittany smiled and waited for them to guess.
"Britt, if it's another Llama I will tell you once again. Save it for Deviantart" Mercedes told her delusional friend who looked hurt for a bit but then brightened up.
"Nope, it's about Kurt and Quinn. I saw them" Before she could finish the sentence Kurt and Quinn had tackled her to the floor and were aching in pain because of it.
"Guys, what the hell?" Puck asked/shouted.
"Britt, here, was just about to tell you what song we are doing for the project and we didn't want her to give it away, us wanting it to be a surprise and all" Kurt laughed nervously and rubbed his back while trying to get into a kneeling position. Quinn, who was to his right, sat up rubbing her head thanking God that Kurt was such a good liar but also hating the fact that they actually went along with the tackling idea.
"That was too rough Kurt. What if Brittany was in danger and Quinn, I didn't think you would actually do something like that" Rachel exclaimed and shook her finger at them. Kurt and Quinn rolled their eyes.
"Ouch, I think this brings back the time my friend's dog tackled me when we were playing tag with him and I tried kissing the dog and the dog wouldn't so he tackled me to get away from me" Brittany said out loud as she sat up and looked around with a pout on her face. Everyone stared at her and wandered if that knock could have done an even worse job on her brain than possible.
"Well, I don't about you all but that's about as much drama as I can take in one day so I suggest we play a game" Mercedes said.
Everyone brightened up and sat at a large table made for a big group. It went Kurt, Quinn, Tina, Puck, Artie, Mike, Matt, Brittany, Santana, Finn, Mercedes, Rachel and then back round to Kurt again.
"So Mercedes, what has your 'brilliant' noggin got us doing today?" Santana asked as she paid close attention to her nails.
"Hmm, well the aim of the game is for us to write down our names, then we all put them in a hat" Kurt took Pucks baseball hat off to which he demanded back and placed it in the middle of the table "And then you write down our chosen dares and truths and put them in another hat next to the same one" Rachel moved quickly and took the librarians hat from her apologizing at the same time and placed it next to the other one "We then pick a name out of the hat and then pick either a truth or dare out of another hat and the chosen person has to do it or forfeit and therefore has to either, if you're a girl, give Mr Schue a lap dance, and if you're a boy, give Ms Sylvester a slap on the butt and wink at her" Mercedes giggled insanely at the end and waited for everyone's reactions.
It was mixtures of disgust and horror at the thought of giving a lap dance or a slap to the butt. They all looked at one another and nodded before looking at Mercedes and nodding. Carefully they all wrote their own names down and placed them in Pucks hat, then they wrote some very testing dares down and placed them in the librarian's hat before sitting back and waiting patiently. It was all quiet until Puck broke the silence.
"Look, I'm playing this stupid game when I don't have to so who's going to go first?"
That was it. Their fate was sealed. Now all was time for the first person, first dare/truth and first prank of the day…
A/N: God, I'm getting worse with my updates but my life has been pretty much going downhill this past two weeks and I needed time with myself. Hope you're still reading though. This story's not over yet. I will tell you though, it's nearly over in probably ten more chapters so wait up until then :)