Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!

Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hate him but something about him gets on my nerves

Rating: T for now

Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt

Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt

Warnings! Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on here are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, TV star or anything famous belong to themselves! Also songs belong to themselves as well!

A/N:

Pyrofrickenmaniac- Trust me when I say I would love to see Kurt doing something sexy ;) Thank you so much :)

Kermodei- 'Sort of'? Aw, now here I was hoping for a bigger applause ;) I joke, I joke. I kid, I kid (Eminem FTW) Totally but, excuse me for asking, what's a HBIC? 0_0 you'll be pretty happy for now then because they'll be a lot of development when it comes to them two because of the amount of voters for them two to be together. Epic love also :)

black potter 365- Thank you :D

Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.

Brittany: 6

Rachel: 0

Santana: 8

Quinn: 3

Tina: 1

Mercedes: 3

Also in the last chapter the poll was meant to have the vote for Brittany the same as it is now so excuse that mistake ^^;

Also is it possible to fall in love with someone you know you're not meant to be with and someone who you couldn't ever possibly get? =/=

On with the story! :3


Santana's POV

She knew that her fellow members of Glee would probably never do the dares she had set out as they were quite testing. Maybe it was a good thing that she had put in a few that was fun but also mellow enough to keep them all out of detention. Still she was hoping that the one she really liked was picked out by her. She was well aware that the other girls could pick this one out but there was a small chance that she could pick it out and she was hoping for that small chance.

As she saw that no-one else was going to do it she reached her hand in and picked out a small piece of paper from the librarians hat and then picked one from Pucks. On one piece of paper it had the dare/truth and on the other held the person who would be doing it. Santana decided to read the one with the dare/truth on it first. Everyone leaned forward and held their breaths, waiting.

"It says 'Go outside and run around, while screaming 'my husband/wife has run away, please help'." She then read the other piece of paper and it read her name. Santana just smirked and stood up. While she did that all the Glee members ran up to the windows to watch as she walked her way outside.

Once everyone was sitting and looking for her Santana stood and paused. She then raced across the front of the school where few passer-by's were and yelled at the top of her voice "My husband has run away, please help. Someone help!"

An old woman suddenly stopped her and looked concerned. Handing Santana over a card the old woman took the Latinas hands in her own pale ones. "Here's a clinic's number. He can help you sort yourself out. Don't worry, child. You're not on your own" With that the old woman made her way over to her husband who was stood a fair bit away, trying to hide his laughter.

Santana blushed but then shook her head walking back into the library. Once she was inside she looked towards her friends. "Alright, you can laugh now" Santana leant on one leg with one of her hands on her left hip.

All at once the Glee members burst out with laughter so loud it made Santana scowl a bit before she let herself chuckle as well. They all walked over to the table and held their stomachs. After they were done Kurt wiped his eyes with his hands and turned to Santana. "What does the card the lady gave you say?"

Santana looked at the card and furrowed her eyebrows together while licking her lips in frustration. "It says 'Doctor Parsons' medical clinic for the mentally unstable'. Well, that's just great. Some old crooner thinks I'm mental" Santana remarked.

Everyone laughed and Brittany just looked blankly at everyone. "What does mentally unstable mean?"

Everyone stopped laughing and Kurt shook his head.

"Never mind, Brittany dear, you'll find out later on in life" Kurt patted her arm sympathetically. Once all the participants had gotten over Santana's dare Santana had to pick again since she was the one to the do the dare.

Reaching her hand in, she read out the name. "Kurt" Santana smirked and licked her lips hoping it was her dare or truth. She then took out another piece of paper.

Speaking out loud she said "What is the question that you do not want anyone to ask you in this game?" Santana sighed disappointed at first but then leaned forward waiting for his answer.

Everyone stared at Kurt and waited. Kurt just looked to be in thought for a while and then answered. "What did I do at the age of 5? God that was terrible" He shuddered and smiled after realising how funny it actually was to look back on it.

Almost everyone was curious now as to what it was. Damn, now they wouldn't know considering no-one had actually put a question like that into the hat. Kurt reached in and pulled out a name. "Tina" He then reached for a truth or dare.

"Tina, if you were deserted on an island with just one person, who would you want it to be?" Kurt smirked. He knew who she wanted to stay with.

Tina struggled to answer. It was bad enough that everyone was staring at her but she also had to try and think about this one. She knew Mike was expecting her to say him by the way he was holding her hand and smiling at her but on the other hand she really wanted to say Kurt. It's not like she cared what the girls said. They already knew she had a thing for him but what would the boys think and what would Artie say? She guessed she would just have to get it over with.

"Kurt" Tina blushed as everyone, including Kurt, stared at her in shock and confusion. She felt guilty when Mike stared at her in hurt and confusion. "W-well, I know me and Kurt would get along well with each other and he and I don't know each other that well so we could use the time to get to know each other" Tina's face became even more redder but she said nothing else.

Everyone just remained silent even when Tina reached into the hat to pick out a name.

"B-brittany" Tina cursed herself for stuttering after perfecting her speech. She reached for a piece of paper and read it out.

"It's a dare. You've got to exchange a clothing item with the player on your left" Tina set aside the paper she had pulled out. Brittany shrugged and gave Santana her Cheerio's top while Santana did the same not caring that all the boys, with the exception of Kurt, were drooling. They both looked much the same having both of them being in Cheerio's. Brittany reached in and tried reading the name out.

"Merkanda" Brittany beamed and looked around for a Merkanda. Santana rolled her eyes and read out the proper name. "Mercedes"

Brittany then reached in for a truth/dare and pulled out a dare. Santana read it for her not trusting her to read it properly.

"You have to give a piggyback ride to the person on your left" Santana chuckled quietly knowing who exactly was on Mercedes left.

"Aw hell no!" Mercedes protested.

"You were the one to say it. If you forfeit you have to give Mr Schue a lap dance" Santana smirked. She knew Mercedes would much rather give a piggyback ride than embarrass herself in front of the teacher she would have to be around most of time.

"…Fine" Mercedes gritted out in frustration. She looked at Rachel and stood up. They both looked awkwardly at each other and just nodded in understanding. Getting onto a chair close to her Rachel steadied herself above Mercedes who in a slow motion turned around. Rachel calmly got onto the girls back and rested her hands on Mercedes shoulders before sighing. No way was she ever going to live this down with anyone.

"Girl, you better not remember this" Mercedes said to Rachel as Rachel coughed in an awkward manner.

"Believe me. I won't" Rachel bit out.

Everyone watched as Mercedes circled around the library with a scowl on her face and Rachel just looking out of place while trying not to blush or jump off. Once they got back to the table everyone laughed and cried. Rachel and Mercedes just sat in silence not looking at each other as they cursed the hats that were sitting innocently on the table in front of them.

Once all the Glee members had calmed themselves, Mercedes reached into the hat.

"Kurt" Mercedes waited and slowly pulled out the paper as the victim of this truth/dare waited with baited breath. "You have to give a girl a lap dance no matter what you are, boy/girl, whatever. And the girl you have to give it to has to be one with pink in their hair"

They all looked around and searched for a girl in their group with pink in their hair but no-one could find anything until Puck's mouth dropped and he pointed to Santana. Santana stared back at him in confusion.

"San, your hair" Puck said while still pointing.

"Hey, poindexter, if you hadn't noticed my hair is black" She shoved his finger away and huffed. She was angry enough that she didn't have pink hair but then Puck has to go and do that. Really? Was he trying to lose the wonderful opportunity called Sexting?

"No, I mean, look. You have a pink hair clip in your hair. That counts right?" Puck looked at Mercedes who in turn shrugged confused.

"Well, I say, since none of the girls here actually do have pink in their hair that I think Santana's pink hair clip should count unless Kurt wants to forfeit" Artie exclaimed pushing his glasses up a notch.

Santana could have hugged, kissed or done whatever to Artie right then. He was the best right now for saying that. She was hoping that everyone else agreed just so she could get a lap dance from Kurt. She had a hunch that Kurt wouldn't forfeit considering he wouldn't want to slap Ms Sylvester's ass and wink at her.

Everyone nodded and looked at Kurt who blushed from the dare and the audience. Most of the girls were seething in jealously but did well in hiding it. They all knew that someday they would get their turn. Kurt hopped off of his seat and walked over to Santana and gulped. She just smirked at him in a 'come hither' way.

"Wait, let me set some music on" Puck said.

"You're really eager for this, aren't you, Puckerman?" Kurt snapped but couldn't help the hot red blush from brushing across the top of his nose and cheeks. Puck just smirked and got out his iPod and walked over to the librarian's desk. He reached inside a drawer and searched for something. When he found what he was searching for he sauntered back over to the table and placed his iPod onto it. Plugging in the speakers he searched through his iPod for the perfect song.

As soon as he was finished everyone heard the song 'Sexy Silk' by Jessica Cornish playing. Matt turned to him with an incredulous look on his face and asked "Dude, why the hell do you have this song on your iPod?"

Puck's face flushed and he scowled. "My sister, I don't know, she. Look, does it really matter? Anyway Kurt, go"

Kurt gulped but nodded as Puck started the song from the beginning. As soon as the song started to play Kurt sauntered over to Santana biting his lip in a sexy way. He swayed his hips as he walked and licked his lips as he slowly sat on Santana's lap. Placing his hands on her shoulders he circled his hips in a grinding motion and breathed in Santana's ear before flipping himself around and bending the top half of his body downwards and then slowly bring his ass up and sliding his hands towards his hips. He faintly heard the sound of Womanizer playing as he walked in a circle around Santana but all of his attention was mainly focused on Santana now. Kurt, once he was behind Santana, leaned forward and brushed his nose under her ear and lowered his arms so they were tracing slowly down her arms. He sensually made his way around her again and sat in her lap. Kurt placed his hands on her thighs and slid them upwards to the bottom of her skirt.

Her skin was silky and smooth. The rush of feeling her skin made Kurt growl and nip her neck before licking it and breathing in her scent. He knew this wasn't like him but her body, her scent, her skin; they were all so good. He knew she probably wouldn't want him touching her like this but god, for a moment he actually felt he might have to stop himself from going hard.

Kurt trailed his lips up to her jaw and breathed softly around her jawline. He made his lips trace hers and carefully placed small, soft kisses there before lowering his lips to her collarbone again. The tanned skin was softer there than anywhere else, or he thought anyway, and his lips tingled at the feeling.

Santana's mind was about to explode. Kurt's lips were soft and pleasurable against her and she had to control herself before she grabbed him and just threw him on the table where she would proceed to make out like crazy with him. He was making her head spin and she loved the way his actions were slow and tantalizing. It was like nothing she had felt before.

Kurt licked her from the bottom of her neck to the point where her ear was and took her whole earlobe into his mouth. Sucking it he then popped it out of his mouth and sat up putting his face close to Santana's staring right into her eyes. He then trailed his index finger all the way around her mouth making sure to make it hot.

Once Womanizer ended everything went quiet and Kurt froze remembering where he was. Looking at everyone he stood up quietly and made his way back to his chair. He missed the look of disappointment on Santana's face and the lustful look all the other girls, and a very confused Finn. All the boys were looking with dropped jaws and wide eyes.

"Damn, Hummel, where did you learn to lap dance like that?" Puck asked with genuine shock in his words.

"It comes from here and there" Kurt answered trying and losing in vain to cover the blush that was rising on his face. That was the most thrilling and horrifying experience of his life and he didn't think he would ever live this down.

Santana finally breathed out and shifted in her seat. Damn, that was amazing. It made her really in need for some good sex. It was, to be straightforward, erotic and sexy. She was usually the one giving lap dances so to have one given to her was flustering.

Puck turned his iPod on pause and held the hat out for Kurt to pick a piece of paper from.

"Artie" Kurt said and noticed Artie looking nervous. He kind of hoped for his friend that he got something simple "Yours is a…"

He plucked another paper out and read aloud "Truth. When did you have your first kiss?" Kurt smiled thankful that he got his wish.

"When I was 10" Artie smiled remembering. Everyone turned towards each other and raised an eyebrow smiling along with him.

Artie pulled out two papers and read them to the group. "Puck, you have to run around the outside of school naked yelling 'My clothes are running away. Somebody stop them!'."

Everyone laughed and waited for Puck's response. "No, just no. I may be a badass but I do not go naked for everyone!" Puck said.

"You know what that means don't you? You have to slap Ms Sylvester's butt and wink at her" Quinn said in between chuckles.

"That's alright. No problem" Puck smirked. Everyone laughed and had to stop themselves from imagining Sue's expression when Puck follows through with the dare.

All the fun stopped though when Mr Schue walked through the double doors of the library and called out for them.

"Awe, Mr Schue, we were having fun" Rachel whined.

"Sorry guys but you all have to do your songs now" He smiled apologetically at them and headed for the Glee room with the kids all following behind him like little ducklings.

Everyone shook as they were a bit nervous. No-one would admit it out loud, of course, but it scared them all. The pressure of the situation sunk in and they had to stop themselves from banging their heads on the walls around them.

All of the members sat themselves down as Mr Schue located himself at the front.

"Right guys, I want clean and proper songs this time" He looked pointedly at Rachel and Finn when saying this "But make sure you have fun doing your songs" He smiled. "Right so who's going first?"

Puck and Sam stood up. Both of them held guitars (Sam had an electric guitar and Puck had an acoustic) in their arms and nodded to each other before playing. Everyone watched.

(Puck is in bold and Sam is underlined and both are bold underlined)

"Why can't we be friends? (4x)"

"I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya 'round for a long long time. I really, I really, I really remember when you drank my wine"

"Why can't we be friends (4x)"

"I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya walkin' down in Chinatown. I called ya, I called ya, I called but you did not look around. I pay my, I pay my, I pay my money to the welfare line. I seen ya, I seen ya, I seen ya standing in it everytime"

"Why can't we be friends (4x)"

"The color, the color, the color of your skin don't matter to me
As long as, as long as, long as we can live in harmony"

"I kinda, I kinda, I kinda, like to be the president
And I could, and I could, and I could show you how your money's spent"

Sam did an electric guitar solo.

"Why can't we be friends (4x)"

"Sometimes I don't speak right
But did I know what I was talking about"

"I know you're working for the CIA
They wouldn't have you in the mafia"

By this time everyone had got up and started to sway their arms smiling at each other as they did. Everyone started singing along.

"Why can't we be friends (4x)"

Mr Schue clapped and smiled brightly. "That was great you guys! I knew you guys could get along if you wanted to"

Finn raised his hand and looked at Tina.

"Mr Schue, me and Tina would like to go next"

"Alright Finn, take it away"

Finn and Tina made their way to the front and Finn shuffled awkwardly.

Tina started to sing.

(Tina is in bold and Finn is in italics. Together they are bold italics. Also I suggest listening to Heart Homework's version of this song and not grease's because I based it off of HH's version)

"We go together like ramma lamma lamma ka dinga da dinga dong

Remembered forever as shoo-bop sha whada whadda yippidy boom da boom

Chang chang changity chang shoo bop that's the way it should be

Waooo Yeah"

"We're one of a kind like dip da dip da dip do whap de dobby do

Our names are signed boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap shoo bop

Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be like one

Wa-wa-wa-one"

"When we go out a night (oh-h oh)

And stars are shining bright (oh-h, oh)

Up in the skies above

Or at the high school dance

Where you can find romance maybe it might be lo-uh-uh-uh-uh-uh-uve"

"Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong"

"Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom da boom"

"Chang chang changity chang shoo bop"

"Dip da dip da dip do wop da dooby do"

"Boogy boogy boogy boogy shooby sho wap sho wap"

"Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do"

"Ramma lamma lamma ka dingity ding da dong"

"Shoo bop shoo wadda wadda yippity boom sha boom"

"Chang chang changity chang shoo bop"

"Yip da dip da dip shoo bopp sha dooby do"

"Boogedy boogedy boogedy boogedy shooby do wap sho bop"

"Sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do"

"A womp bop a looma a womp bam boom"

"We're for each other like womp bop a looma a womp bam boom

Just like my brother is sha na na na na na na na yippity dip da do"

"Chang chang changity chang shoo bop we'll always be together

Waooo Yeah!"

"We'll always be together

We'll always be together

We'll always be together

We'll always be together

We'll always be together

We'll always be together

We'll always be together"

After Tina and Finn were finished they were breathing heavily and panting from all the singing and dancing. Singing fast could take a lot out of you. Both Finn and Tina looked at each other and smiled thankful for doing a good job. Mr Schue stood up and smiled, clapping his hands.

"Excellent, excellent. It's great. Right so now I think we should have our only trio come up next" Mr Schue motioned over to Kurt, Quinn and Brittany who all froze as they realized that they were all going up next. Standing up at the front they looked at each other before turning to Mr Schue.

"Mr Schue, we need to get into our costumes first" Quinn said and looked at all the Glee member's expressions who looked confused.

Mr Schue looked confused too but nodded anyway. The trio left and walked into the nearest girls toilets. After getting dressed in their own cubicles they walked out, each in their own individual outfits.

Quinn made her beauty stand out with a knee length pale yellow dress. Her dolly shoes were dark yellow and the flowers hairband she had in her hair was tied up into a side ponytail. She had a light yellow sparkling eye shadow and her lips were painted with a clear lip gloss. She had on a headset with a microphone attached.

Brittany wore yellow jeans and a pale yellow tank top. She had on a flower necklace that was chained with suns that glittered under the light. Her boots were covered with buckles that had one diamond on each buckle and were a semi dark yellow colour. Her makeup was the same as Quinn's and her hair was tied into bunches.

Kurt's outfit consisted of a leather yellow jacket with straps that were a very pale yellow dangling from the sides. He had a tight form fitting muscle shirt underneath that was white. His trousers were yellow skinny jeans that flowed freely at the bottom and had holes at the bottom so that silver hoops could hang from them. His make-up was light yellow eye shadow that glittered and blusher on his cheekbones. He had three yellow diamonds patterned across just underneath his eyebrows in a line. His hair had in small yellow pearls that dotted all along his brown locks and they were swept to the side.

Everyone took in their outfits with awed expressions and smiled. The yellow was a little exaggerated but they were all sure that the trio had something planned with the colour.

They all waited for the three to start singing but got confused when Kurt motioned for everyone to follow them. Getting up they followed Brittany, Kurt and Quinn, who all had their hands linked, and watched as they walked into the auditorium. Seating themselves in any available seats they waited and watched as Kurt got up on stage along with Brittany. Quinn was talking to a guy at the back. She then joined her two friends in the front of the stage and waited.

Motioning with her hand music started belting out.

(Kurt is bold & Quinn is italics & Brittany is underline. All together they are bold italic underlined)

"I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.

I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.

Oh. woah

Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.

Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me.

No. woah

I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.

I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.

Oh. woah

Wish that you could, but you ain't gonna own me.

Do anything you can to control me.

Oh, no"

Kurt raised his right hand in a secret signal and soon the big red curtain fell when one of the handy men tugged it off. Along the back of the stage a set was set up for their dance routine. It had a stairway in the middle and what looked to be motionless dancers in yellow tuxes and sunflower dresses standing with their heads bowed down. The stage was lit up with a yellow stage light giving it a warm summer look.

Kurt, Brittany and Quinn all danced in sequence with each other and made sure to ball room dance a few times with each other as well.

"Take me away:" (Take me away)

"A secret place." (A secret place)

"A sweet escape:" (A sweet escape)

"Take me away." (Take me away)

"Take me away" (Take me away)

"To better days." (To better days)

"Take me away:" (Take me away)

"A hiding place." (A hiding place)

"I got a pocket, got a pocketful of sunshine.

I got a love, and I know that it's all mine.

Oh. Woah"

"Do what you want, but you're never gonna break me.

Sticks and stones are never gonna shake me.

No. woah"

Soon the other dancers joined them all moving as one together with the girls dresses flowing around their pale creamy legs and the yellow tux coats moving with their dancing.

"Take me away:" (Take me away)

"A secret place." (A secret place)

"A sweet escape:" (A sweet escape)

"Take me away." (Take me away)

"Take me away"

"To better days."

"Take me away:"

"A hiding place."

"There's a place that I go,

But nobody knows.

Where the rivers flow,

And I call it home."

Kurt, Quinn and Brittany all walked slowly up the steps that were in the middle of the stage still singing.

"And there's no more lies.

In the darkness, there's this light.

And nobody cries.

There's only butterflies."

"Take me away:" (Take me away)

"A secret place." (A secret place)

"A sweet escape:" (A sweet escape)

"Take me away." (Take me away)

"Take me away to

better days."

"Take me away:

A hiding place."

"Take me away:

A secret place.

A sweet escape:

Take me away."

They slid down the banister one by one landing on their feets at the bottom holding each other's hands as they smiled at one another.

"Take me away

to better days.

Take me away:

A hiding place."

"Take me away:

A secret place.

To better days

take me away."

"Take me away

to better days.

Take me away:

A hiding place."

"The sun is on my side.

Take me for a ride.

I smile up to the sky.

I know I'll be all right."

The walked to the front of the stage still hand in hand and once they were there stopped. They looked at everyone as they sang the last part.

"The sun is on my side.

Take me for a ride.

I smile up to the sky.

I know I'll be all right"

Once the music stopped all the dancers fell to the ground wherever they were and the light turned from a comforting yellow to a sorrowing blue.

Everything was silent and all the Glee kids, plus Mr Schue, sat there with their mouths agape. No-one could take in the whole performance all at once. Mercedes decided to shout then and stand up.

"Woooo! Go baby. You guys rocked!"

Everyone turned to her and gave a look. "What? Too soon? Alright" Mercedes sat back down.

"That was…well, to put it in small words. Incredible is all I can really say right now. It's exactly what I was looking for. How did you guys manage to pull it off?" Mr Schue asked.

"Well, Kurt has been doing some designs lately and I, without his knowledge, took them and made them into proper outfits for us so applaud Kurt for the outfits" Quinn said. No-one said anything. "No seriously, applaud" Quinn narrowed her eyes at them to show she was serious. They then all clapped together once they knew she wasn't to be taken lightly.

"And Quinn, being the magnificent queen bee herself, made the outfits as she just told you but she also got together staff to fix the lights and the stage props and the dancers" Kurt commented and clapped his hands for Quinn. Everyone soon followed and clapped with the young soprano while Quinn curtsied.

"And last but most certainly not least, Brittany made all the background back there and helped teach the dancers the correct moves" Kurt later added. Everyone clapped again and by this time they were all smiling so big they thought their mouths were going to break.

"Well, I must say I didn't think you guys would go to this level and I thought it was going to be tougher for you guys since you're in a three group but well done for getting it" Mr Schue complimented the trio which made them grin and hug each other.

"Now let's have the others" Mr Schue clapped and Mercedes with Rachel hopped onto the stage to do their number.


INTERMISSION

Since its late and I really want to post this chapter up I'm going to skip Rachel and Mercedes and also Artie, Santana, Mike and Matt. Sorry :(

But let's say this. They were awesome. That way it settles everything :D


"Whew, what a workout you guys. You all did great" Mr Schue commented once everyone was done with their numbers and were all back in the Glee room. Everyone breathed a sigh of relief that they could sit down and relax. It was tough singing, dancing and getting it just right.

"Right, so here's the thing. I can't get the answers to you on who won yet until tomorrow but the good news is, you are now free" Mr Schue laughed and all the kids couldn't help but chuckle at their teacher's enthusiasm to that little joke. "So great work here today guys. I hope you enjoyed yourselves and I'll see you tomorrow"

All the people in the room started to pack up chatting to each other. Santana grabbed her stuff and waited for Brittany to be ready to go. They both made their ways outside and into Santana's car.

As Santana drove Brittany back home she didn't hear her talking as she stayed in her own little world. She didn't know why but she couldn't get her head to kick Kurt out of it. She knew she lusted after the little feminine boy but she just couldn't understand that if she just lusted after him why she would sigh as she day dreamed about him and why her heart fluttered in a way it shouldn't when she thought about him. The dance he gave her made her want to hold him and kiss him but the way he looked at her made her think twice about taking advantage of him like she just wanted to keep him safe. Like she wanted to be tender with him and love him. But she couldn't love him, could she?

"San, hey are you listening?" She heard Brittany's voice call her in the back of her mind.

"Yeah…?"

"We're here and we've been sitting outside my house for a couple of minutes. I thought you wanted to make out before I go at first but now you won't listen to me" Brittany stared at her hands that were placed carefully in her lap and waited.

"Listen Britt, I think I should just drop you off and that's it. I don't think I'm feeling myself right now" Santana explained.

"Oh, have you got that thing my uncle Ernie has?" Brittany inquired.

"Is he the one with hair growing out of his ears and speaks to cats when they walk by?" Santana asked with her eyebrows knitted together.

"Yeah"

"Then no" Santana finished and tussled her ponytail.

Brittany got out of the car and said a brief goodbye over her should before making her way into her house. Santana wished she could have the enthusiasm to call back but just didn't feel up to it. She started the car up again and drove off.

Feeling the wind rush through her hair made her thoughts clear away and she drove in peace. Once she was back home instead of talking to anyone she made her way upstairs and got ready for bed. Climbing into her bed she laid there and started thinking over what had been plaguing her mind for a while now.

How in the world did she end up falling for the gay guy? The guy that she swore she only lusted after?

The guy that would probably leave her heartbroken…


A/N: There we have it. I finally got their projects over and done with. Let me tell you something. Never again :) Anyway tell me what you think and let me know who you think should win :D That way I don't have to make the decision up myself. Less work for me X3 At some points I almost spelt Tina in a weird way. I almost made it Tuna XD I don't even know why