Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!

Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hatehim but something about him gets on my nerves

Rating: T for now

Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt

Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt

Warnings! Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on here are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, TV star or anything famous belong to themselves! Also songs belong to themselves as well!

A/N:

Lolasatsuma- Do you mean Santana (Satan XD good one) and Quinn with Kurt together? Thank you :)

.glee777- Tina and Rachel are probably a little bit more interesting if Tina got some screen time and proper character development –looks pointedly at Ryan Murphy- and if Rachel didn't have an attitude about it all XD I probably will considering so far everyone wants Santana to be with Kurt so theirs will be the relationship that will develop. Thank you. I'm glad you like it so much =3

I love Kurt- First off, love your name :} I would put more Kurt in but I have to try and keep all the characters having some time in the story. It varies it then. Sorry. Aww, I love their friendships as well. They're so cute together aren't they? Santana and Quinn seem to be so popular at the moment XD Thank you for the review :)

Nuthing But a 'D' Thang- So does everyone else :D lol I think it's because of how much they're so alike in certain ways :)

Jade Iceshard BloodRayne- You'll see soon enough ;) Thank you :D

Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.

Brittany: 7

Rachel: 0

Santana: 15

Quinn: 7

Tina: 1

Mercedes: 4

You guys love your Kurtana don't you? XD Look at how much points Santana's got :O =}

On with the story! :3

Rachel's POV

It was a cold winter day so she wrapped up warm enough to walk outside. Today was a Saturday. A day where she enjoyed going out and grabbing a nice hot drink and watching as people go by. It was a day of relaxation and a day of no work.

Well, normally.

Today was one of those days where you walk out into the nice, chilling weather and you're ready to start your day when someone comes along to the shop you work at with your dads and asks if they can reschedule the dog sitting to the relaxing Saturday you had planned.

But Rachel was a perfectionist in her own mind so she could do this and make herself known to be the best daughter out there.

If only the stupid poodle would actually corporate and get its head out of the grass.

"Come on, Snoop, we've been here for over five minutes and you still haven't done anything. I think it's safe to say you don't need to go to the toilet" Rachel tugged gently on the leash of the poodle's collar. Snoop looked up with his wide eyes and looked back down, still sniffing around.

Rachel sighed. She was getting nowhere with this dog and it ticked her off. She could be spending the weekend practicing her singing skills and making plans to show them off to the town's people but this dog was ruining it all.

"Right Snoop, we're doing this my way. First of all, you need me to help groom you because right now you really need a haircut" Snoop looked at her with an alarmed expression and held his tail between his legs. "Two, I have made up my mind that from now on we will watch your diet because I think you have bladder issues and three" Rachel looked up and saw all the people looking at her "I have just realised that I am talking to a dog and people don't find that befitting of a young teenage girl" Rachel blushed and scurried off with Snoop dragged behind her protesting as they walked out of the park.

Rachel could still feel her cheeks burning as she made her way towards the town and let out a sigh of relief as she got out of view of those other people. Now was not the time to get embarrassed about people thinking that she was probably mentally insane. Snoop barked and jumped up in the air as he saw a butterfly. Rachel cocked her eyebrow at the dogs behaviour before shaking her head, smiling. Dogs will be…dogs.

The ground scuffed up her boots a bit and Rachel was ashamed to say this because even though she was perfect about nearly everything, there was one thing that she had never learnt to be able to control ever since she first started walking; Picking up her feet as she walked. She never thought much about it until her dads had told her to stop messing up her boots. It was embarrassing to have all her classmates watch as she was told off but Rachel Berry had held her head up high even with the smallest of tears trailing down her tanned cheeks.

Suddenly out of nowhere she was being yanked across the town with Snoop barking and making the loudest of noises that attracted so much attention from everyone. She should be used to this by now considering she always did want people's attention. But as the dog pulled even harder and she struggled to keep up she really wished she had said no to the babysitting offer.

"Snoop! Control yourself and slow down" Rachel yelled over the constant noise of a barking dog. Snoop just barked even louder and ran so fast Rachel could have sworn she saw a few people laughing at the fact that she was tripping herself up all the time.

"Snoop. Snoop! Snoooooop!" Rachel yelled and yelled but the dog would have none of it and continued with his chase. Rachel wondered just what did catch this stupid dog's attention so much that it had to nearly rip off her whole arm for it.

Rachel felt the dog stop tugging and coughed out the grass that had somehow gotten into her mouth. She stood up and brushed down her clothes before reaching up and tugging the dirt out of her hair.

"You missed a spot" Rachel froze at the sound of that voice. She felt a hand brush through her fringe and down her long brown locks smoothing them out. Turning around she saw the boy she's been dreaming as hers for ages since that day she first fell for him. Kurt raised an eyebrow and placed a hand on his crinkled purple shirt.

"Hi" Rachel breathed out after a moment of not speaking and smiled wide.

"Hello Rachel Berry, I see you're bonding with your dog" Kurt smirked and pointed his finger towards the poodle that was now looking up at Kurt with a dopey expression, sticking his tongue out of his open mouth.

"He's not really my dog. I'm babysitting for a customer of my dad's shop and Snoop, here, decided it would be fun to chase after something but what that something was I don't know" Rachel felt exasperated and looked down at Snoop. That was when she saw what was attracting Snoop's attention. Another poodle that Kurt was holding.

Snoop nuzzled the other dogs head and licked its face.

"Oh, her. She's Carole's dog that she just bought. I think Carole got her for company around the house when dad's busy in his workshop and garage, you know" Kurt shrugged and flicked the handle of the dogs leash in his hands.

Rachel looked down once again and smiled once again. "What's her name?"

"Angelica. We call her Angel for short" Kurt ruffled Angelica's fur and grinned when the poodle barked at him jumping up at him. "I think they like each other" He pointed out.

"It's about time he got some friends. Every time that papa takes him for a walk and a dog comes to greet him in a usual dog way he growls at them and turns his nose up at them like they're far beneath him" Rachel slapped her hand against her forehead and sighed.

She heard a chuckle and took her hand away to find Kurt laughing about something.

"What? What's so funny?" Rachel demanded as Kurt still laughed.

"You can't seriously say to me you don't know who that dog sounds like?" Kurt asked as he still laughed at Rachel's naivety. His laughter increased when Rachel gave him a look of confusion.

"No?"

"It's you" Kurt smiled as his laughter died down to a low rumble in his throat.

"Oh" Rachel poked her forehead before suddenly realizing what he had just said. "Hey!"

Kurt waved his hands out in front of himself before grinning like a mad man. "Hey, don't worry, it's nothing bad"

"Well, you sure make it seem that way" Rachel pouted and turned her head to the sides.

Rachel closed her eyes in frustration but blinked them back open when she felt a pair of fingers grasp her chin. Her face moved back to facing Kurt as she realized that it was him who had her chin in his slim fingers. Gasping she watched as his lips moved.

"Rachel, there's nothing wrong with being who you are" Kurt breathed over her lips as Rachel licked them slowly tasting the mint scent. Their noses bumped as time slowed down and Rachel's eyes locked onto his blue ones and their cheeks both tingled with a hot red flush. Rachel's hands trembled and she couldn't remember to breath as her eyelashes fluttered open and close.

She could remember a time when it was Finn who made her feel this way but it was a sort of sweet fluffy feeling. It made her stomach float but this. This was intense and she could feel her heart clench as her feelings took over and she closed her eyes ready to lean forward towards him. She could almost taste those soft lips in hers and she could see the future of him and her flash in her mind.

If she was to think rationally she would oppose of this idea right away and retract herself away from him but her feelings always stood out the most and made her venture forward no matter how impossible the outcome would be.

She was nearly living her fantasy when Kurt moved away and stared at her in confusion. She licked her lips and blushed at having almost had a first kiss with Kurt Hummel. Anxiety washed over her as she dreaded what he now thought about her trying to give herself over to him.

"Uh…I'll see you later?" Rachel said after a while of the nerve wracking silence.

"Um, yeah. Bye" Kurt waved and turned to walk away.

Rachel sighed. She couldn't believe they were leaving things this way. Never in her life time had things ever been this awkward. Maybe next time she should really not take advantage of the situation.

"Hey Rachel" Kurt called and as Rachel heard this she turned around quickly and breathed in sharp.

"Yeah?"

"I meant it. You know, about the you being who you are" Kurt smiled softly and Rachel couldn't help but let the small significant smile that came to her. Shocking as it was to hear those words she always did say them to herself but to hear those few words from someone else. It was lovely…

Turning and walking away Kurt made his way out of the park and as Rachel watched she couldn't help but feel the smallest fraction of sadness but also hope as she realised that Kurt finally accepted her despite all the bad moments they had shared.

Walking alongside Snoop she smiled and the feeling of happiness quickly rushed through her. 'Now she could finally relax' she thought to herself and continued to think that as she walked back through the town.

Quinn's POV

Never in a million years would she think she would be sitting at a bar near a park talking to Jesse St James. She didn't even know how he remembered her name let along want to talk to her. Something was definitely suspicious about it but she didn't want to judge this boy too quickly even if he did spy on them and cause Rachel heartbreak.

"So…how's Rachel doing?" Jesse asked.

'Ah, there's the catch' "She's working hard and she's happy. Why do you ask?" Quinn narrowed her eyes at the glass sitting in front of her. The water from it dripped down the side and landed on her hand as she watched it.

"I just wondered considering I haven't spoken to her in ages" Jesse shrugged his shoulders, the jacket he was wearing constricting against them.

"You haven't spoken to any of us in a while. A long time in fact ever since you went back to Vocal Adrenaline" Quinn bit out and clenched her teeth together.

An uncomfortable silence broke out as Jesse sipped at his coffee and Quinn just stared at her juice. Why he was here was the only question spinning in her mind. She knew what he wanted to talk about but if he was really that curious about Rachel why didn't he just go to her. Not that she was condoning his relationship with the midget girl.

"Quinn, I need help" Jesse pleaded and finally looked up at the blonde sat next to him. The wavy curls in front of his face swaying slightly with the movement.

'I kind of gathered that already' Quinn thought bitterly.

"What with?" She asked as she faced him. The alarm bells went off into her head to just dash off and leave him sitting here but she spared him this one time to reason it out with her.

"I think…I might still have feelings for Rachel" Jesse pinched his forehead as he felt the stress build up inside of him. "And I know you two are in Glee together so I saw you and I thought, well, I don't know really to be honest but I needed some connection with her to reach to her"

"Hold up. What made you think I would help you with this? The last time you said this you went and abandoned us all to go with Vocal Adrenaline breaking Rachel's heart at the same time" Quinn demanded as she spun her whole body around and faced the curly haired boy.

"Listen, I just thought this all over and even I think it's crazy but I had to do something. This might just be serious for me. I mean, I have been with a few other girls, Come on, look at me" Jesse flashed his sparkly showbiz grin as Quinn cringed at it "but I think this is the first time I've even considered getting back together with a girl again" Jesse blushed.

Quinn looked at the boy and saw genuine hope in his eyes at the thought of actually getting to see Rachel again and felt a tinge of guilt at tearing him apart from the girl he was infatuated with but how could she know whether to trust him or not?

"Alright Jesse, I will tell Rachel to call you if she still has your number but I want you to stay away from Glee club and have a private conversation with her and no intimidating questions about or towards any Glee club members, even Rachel" Quinn listed out the rules and frowned at the boy across from her. Jesse nodded his head and smiled.

"Thank you Quinn. You do not know how much this means to me" Jesse exclaimed.

"Yeah yeah, whatever. Just be sure to remember what I told you and if you harm anyone that I care about, Rachel included, I will slice you up so bad no-one will be able to recognize your body afterwards"

"Is that a promise?" Jesse smirked. Quinn scrunched her eyebrows together and glared menacingly at him to which he responded with a stuttered goodbye and a mad dash for an exit.

Quinn sighed sitting herself back down again. Nothing lately had happened that had really put her on edge and then Jesse comes and her life gets tipped upside down. What would she do without all this going on around her? She would probably be bored.

Brittany's POV

She was so excited to dress up. It was the most fun thing to do. Nothing made her happier than dressing up in her favourite costume. She hadn't decided which one she would pick yet. It was a tough competition. Plus her cat kept changing his opinions on her outfit. He would place his paw on one of her outfits and then would run over to her other outfit and start chewing on that other one. She took that as a sign of like to her outfits but when he peed on them, she knew he disliked them enough to want to go potty on them.

Brittany usually would be out with her friends at this time trying to get these ridiculous thoughts out of her head. But now probably wasn't a good time to hang around her friends. She was still blushing and planning things out with how to get Kurt to be hers. Maybe she could get Santa to give him to her as a Christmas present but she didn't know if she could wait that long. Besides she had already asked him to do so much already and she didn't want to be a bother for him.

Walking downstairs she curled up next to her mother who was sitting on the couch reading a book.

"Hey honey" Brittany's mother greeted her.

"Hi mummy" Brittany sighed.

"Brittany, is something the matter? No-one hurt you, did they? Because I swear if they laid a finger on you I will go ninja on their asses" Brittany laughed at her mother's choice of words.

"No, it's more like I'm having trouble with this boy at school. You see, he used to be gay but now he's like bi-sexual or something and I want him but I don't think he loves me like that. I was going to ask Santa for him but I've asked too much from Santa. How do I get him to love me back?"

Brittany's mother looked confused and tried taking it all in. The shock was really about hearing the gay turning bi-sexual part but she shrugged it off being a non-homophobic person herself.

Wrapping an arm around Brittany she smiled at her child's innocence. "Listen Britt, love can't be forced, nor can it be gained without proper determination; But this boy of yours. He's got to notice you on his own. That way you'll know for sure that he's fallen for you. I can't say to you don't stop trying to woo him but at least give him time to see how wonderful you are without you pushing and forcing him to. You're an amazing girl. He'll see that in time"

Brittany followed the words as best as she could and made sure to nod every now and again. Maybe she didn't need to force herself on him then. After all her mother does know what's best for her.

"Oh and Britt"

Brittany looked up to listen to her mother.

"I would like to meet this boy to see if he's really worth bothering with" Brittany's mum smiled and hugged her daughter closer.

Brittany felt as if on air and said a yes in answer to her mother's command. She smiled knowing her mum would accept Kurt because Kurt was the most polite, charming and fun boy she knew.

Maybe now was a good time to tell her mum that her cat was listening in on their conversation…

Finn's POV

Finn looked at Kurt as he walked through the door with his mum's new dog, Angelica. He wanted to call it Charlie or Snowpuppy but his mum wouldn't let him. The damn dog kept on chewing at his socks as well and shaking them about. It was annoying as hell but he did forget about his anger when his mum looked so happy with the dog in her arms.

Kurt shook his head and brushed it back into place after displacing it. Why Finn felt weird around Kurt he would never know but it was really starting to get to the taller teen especially considering they were living together. That makes it even harder to avoid any weird feelings. He had tried to shake them off and remind him that Kurt was little brother but nothing had worked and what's worse is that he felt as if he wasn't just confused emotionally. He was sexually frustrated around Kurt as well and that was very bad. Very, very bad. Awkward as hell as well.

He didn't know what to do anymore other than to sit back and see if these weird feelings went away themselves but they wouldn't. Soon it got worse. He would actually find himself staring at Kurt's chest and long, lean neck when he had come out of the shower and he swears to God that Kurt was made to be that flexible because when Kurt started practicing dancing his legs would be all over the place.

It was like hell right now and he couldn't shake it off.

Walking up to the counter greeting Kurt Finn sat down on one of the tall stools at the table. He watched as Kurt hung up the lead to the dog and made himself a coffee. Finn's eyes trailed after Kurt as he reached for the milk in the fridge. He even watched as Kurt grabbed the coffee out of the cupboard and poured it into his cup.

"Finn, do you want me to make you a coffee or is there another reason why you're watching me like a creepy pedo stalker?" Kurt placed his hands on his hips and stared expectantly at his step brother.

"Uh…I-I was just waiting" Finn answered. He slapped himself mentally hoping to God that Kurt believed him but know in his mind that it was too stupid of an excuse for someone like Kurt to believe it.

"Waiting for what exactly?" This time Kurt was standing in front of Finn waiting.

"Waiting for…uh..for" Finn moved his eyes around the kitchen anywhere but at Kurt. "Waiting for you to notice" Finn smiled sheepishly.

"Uh, what?" Kurt asked with a raised eyebrow not believing his brothers act.

"I had a trim today for my hair and I waited until someone noticed because I wanted it to be a surprise and I didn't know who would notice so I just waited and now here we are" Finn rushed his words out and breathed deeply completely scared as he waited for Kurt's reaction.

"Hmm, no I didn't notice" Kurt plucked at Finn's hair. "She can't of done a good job if I can't notice" Kurt stepped back and shrugged. Finn breathed a sigh of relief and watched as Kurt poured the boiling hot water into his cup. "I didn't even think you needed a trim but now that I look at your hair you have got a lot of split ends which she obviously missed"

Kurt walked and sat opposite of the table to Finn who shifted uncomfortably.

"Hey, why don't I trim your hair? I am very good at haircuts if I do say so myself" Kurt smiled proudly.

"Uh…I don't know, Kurt" Finn said awkwardly. He didn't want to think about what he would do if he felt Kurt's long fingers combing through his hair massaging his scalp.

"Awe, come on, I don't bite. Just bitch a lot" Kurt teased and poked his tongue out jokingly. Trust Kurt to try and make him feel comfortable about the situation. Why couldn't he make him think it was a horrible idea? At least then it would give him a good enough reason to try and come up with a better excuse.

"Okay, but not too much off my head. I don't want to become like that chick who shaved all her hair off" Finn pointed out.

"Hey, Britney Spears did that for a good cause and she deserves a little bit of credit and sympathy for doing that" Kurt argued.

"Whatever, man. Just don't be doing that kind of hairstyle on me" Finn smiled a bit.

"I might just do that now for saying that about Britney" Kurt smirked wickedly and laughed at the horror stricken face that Finn wore after hearing that.

"I'm kidding. Don't worry, you will look fabulous" Kurt beamed.

"I was kind of hoping I would look manlier than fabulous" Finn chuckled.

"With that attitude you might end up looking like a dog" Kurt shot back.

Their conversation continued as they walked to the couch to watch whatever was on that was good enough. They liked this setting. It was comforting and relaxing.

Maybe in time they could get their parents to join in with them.

A/N: Another chapter for my reviewers. I know it's been so long but I was ill for a couple of days but here I am now and thank you for sticking by this for so long.

Quick note: I haven't actually seen the episode yet but apparently Kurt and Blaine get together and make out. Why Ryan Murphy, why! God, I am dreading this episode but at the same time I have to watch it because I have to watch every single episode I can. It saddens me though that they are wasting valuable episodes on a boring couple like Klaine when they could be doing Kurtofsky. No offence Klaine fans. It's just this; Perfect person + Perfect person + Perfect relationship = Boring ass episodes with them in it. I had to say this.

Anyway hoped you enjoyed the chapter and don't forget to review ^_^