Title: All's fair in love and-Oh screw it! He's mine!

Characters: Nearly all the people in Glee except for Blaine because I just plain don't like him. I don't hate him but something about him gets on my nerves

Rating: T for now

Summary: The girls are in a competition for a prize, a prize so out of their reach it seems almost impossible but who says they cared for rules? Bi-sexual!Kurt

Pairings: Kurt/Rachel, Kurt/Quinn, Kurt/Mercedes, Kurt/Brittany, Kurt/Santana, Kurt/Tina and a slight hint of Finn/Kurt

Warnings! Bi-sexual!Kurt, Some swearing, ooc for everyone but then mostly all stories on here are ooc if they're not in the original plot, Slash for maybe one chapter

Disclaimer: I don't own anything in this story other than probably a few background people. Ryan Murphy owns Glee and any pop star, actor/actress, comedian, TV star or anything famous belong to themselves! Also songs belong to themselves as well!

A/N: Reviews!

Lolasatsuma- Maybe with a cookie~ :3 Snoop Mog XD That's the best name I've ever heard. If you give a point to Rachel that means the point you gave to Santana and Quinn will be knocked off :| The dog scene was fun. I had so many images in my head but I had to pick only one and so I thought of 101 Dalmatians XD Thank you :) Hopefully you'll stay with it till the end as well

Jade Iceshard BloodRayne- I quite like Jesse actually which is probably a bit weird but I think his showbiz smile won me over XD I have to admit he is a creeper though. Thank you :)

Mewisbetterthanyou- Thank you. Klaine is alright but it's perfect, so much so that it's sugary sweet and ridiculously rainbow filled but I'm happy with whatever Ryan Murphy goes with. After all he's the genius, not me :D Kurt/Brittany=Cute. And please keep reviewing, you brilliant person :3

Now for the pairing poll. And remember you can vote throughout all the chapters and if you change your mind about a pairing and decide for another just tell me and I'll take one vote from the pairing you picked and add it to the other. Also if you pick threesome or foursome or whatever I add a vote to the people in that threesome etc.

Brittany: 8

Rachel: 1

Santana: 14

Quinn: 6

Tina: 1

Mercedes: 4

On with the story! :3

Mercedes's POV

She stopped the car just outside Rachel's house and sighed, frowning. Why was she here again?

"It's in our best interest as the best competitors to eliminate our competition and then fight for the prize against each other" Rachel said.

"Hold up, that didn't make any sense" Mercedes replied perplexed.

"Kurt is the main issue here. We need to get closer to the prize and to do that we need to get the others as far away as possible" Rachel demanded pointing her finger in front of Mercedes face.

"But I'm already his best friend. How much more closely than that can I get?"

"Best friend doesn't always stand for lover, does it?" Rachel smirked as Mercedes expression turned from confused to thoughtful.

"I'm not doing it" Mercedes forced out.

"Think of Kurt in a tight leather jacket rescuing you from sudden death and hauling you off of your feet to your safety"

Mercedes had a sudden image of Kurt trying to pick her up and getting back ache.

"Fine, I'll do it" Mercedes gritted her teeth.

She needed better friends than Rachel Berry.

Although at this point in time they weren't at the friends point but more at the allies point. When did her life go from normal to completely insane?

At this point Mercedes was standing in front of Rachel's front door staring into space as one of her dads answered the door and got confused. Although no-one blamed him considering there was a teenager at his door staring at nothing in particular mumbling stuff that didn't fit into real English.

"Rachel, it's for you!" Leroy shouted.

Rachel ran down the stairs and kissed her dad on the cheek. "Thanks daddy" Her dad walked off and Rachel smiled at Mercedes.

"Hey, you came. I have an idea for tomorrow" Rachel's grin stretched over half of her face that Mercedes was afraid she was going to break it.

She was so not ready for this…

The next day~

Everyone walked into Glee as the bell rang for the start of the day. Mercedes clenched her fist and bit the inner part of her cheek as she stiffly walked towards her seat that was furthest away from Rachel. Rachel had stated that should not spend too much time with each other so as not to arise any suspicious questions. Why would anyone think she and the obsessive diva star were friends? As far as friendship went both parties had to like each other and they weren't exactly the best of chums.

Kurt sat down next to her and smiled. She was so glad that the competition was a secret just so even if she didn't win she could still keep her friendship with the boy she fell for hopelessly.

"Everyone, I need to make a quick stop at Principal Figgins office so talk between you while I'm gone" Mr Schue exclaimed and walked out without any further notice.

"Mercedes, the winged rabbit is ready" Rachel said as she sat across from her and Kurt.

Mercedes didn't know what to say and she could have sworn she had a WTF symbol right above her head before she remembered what they had talked about yesterday.

"So basically, we're going to talk to Kurt about all the horrible stuff about each of the other girls so slowly he thinks badly about them and then he won't want to date them. Of course, we will have to do each girl at a time" Rachel explained.

"This is the best plan you could have come up with?" Mercedes didn't know whether to laugh because of how ridiculous it sounded or whether to cry because she had agreed to it.

Rachel's face showed irritation and Mercedes decided to shut up before Rachel went on one of her diva rants.

"Anyway, before you rudely interrupted me I was going to say that are starting call should be something like…" Rachel tapped her chin in thought and then grinned "the winged rabbit is ready"

There was an awkward silence as Mercedes brain digested the absolute nonsense that was filling the room.

"You know what? I don't care anymore, you can call it whatever you want" Mercedes gave up.

Oh, uh, sure" Mercedes forced a smile on her face. Kurt just looked at the like they were insane.

"So, Kurt, did you hear about what Santana did last summer? It's juicy gossip" Mercedes said excitedly. This rumour isn't even made up so you could imagine her excitement when she remembered it.

"Ooh, do tell" Kurt leaned forward with a face that showed eagerness. Mercedes felt bile rise up as she thought he looked a bit too excited over the topic of Santana but she kept her bitterness down.

"Well, we heard that on account of the fact that she knew someone who was friends with another like her, she got some alcohol to liven up" At those words Rachel did air quotes "her party and she ended up going at it with Jacob" Rachel smirked at the look of disgust on Kurt's face.

"Does she know she might have caught a really deadly disease called 'Jacob stalking her'?" Kurt asked while his face looked pale. Mercedes looked closely at her best friend's face and observed his eyes. They had an emotion in there that she had never seen worn by him. She would have to ask him about that later on.

"Well, some people just aren't mature" Mercedes replied.

"Speaking of mature, have you guys seen what's going on out there?" Kurt pointed to the door that was wide open and showed Sue and Will arguing again.

Sue looked like she was pulling at Will's hair and he looked like he was punching her in the stomach.

Rachel sighed and walked off towards them. Everyone watched, as none of them could actually stop her, Rachel as she yelled something in her ultra-sonic squeaky voice and yanked Mr Schue by his arm into the Glee room. Sue stood there with a look of confusion on her face.

Rachel sat back down in her seat and rolled her eyes as everyone gaped.

Straightening up Mr Schue looked towards his class apologetically and slid his hands down his face. "Sorry about that, guys. I was just in a disagreement and things got out of control"

Everyone nodded slowly still trying to catch up with everything.

"So how's everyone doing with their assignments?" Mr Schue smiled.

Everyone sweat dropped and their eyes widened. No-one had even started to think about it. Why were things so troubling in their lives that they had even forgot about what Mr Schue had asked them to do last weekend?

'I am so glad I have my organiser with me today even if it has nothing in it. I can take this Glee meeting to organise everything and plan on how to get closer to Kurt' Rachel thought. She turned her head to Kurt and smiled in a way that she hoped was flirty.

Kurt looked around as he felt eyes on him. What he saw scared the hell out of him. Rachel was sitting there sending him death glares. What was wrong with her? What had he done to her? He sat there for the next few minutes shaking and cowering in his seat.

Rachel took her eyes off of him as she flinched at the scared look on Kurt's face. Why was he so scared all of a sudden?

"Has anyone…done anything?" Mr Schue hesitated on asking this because something told him they did nothing. Maybe it was the silence…

"U-uh, Mr Schue, please forgive us. I'm sure that if we were to work on something this Glee meeting something would get done and we would probably get a better knowledge on what it is we're working on" Rachel blurted out trying to make things better.

"Do you always have to be such a bore? If we can have free time in Glee I'm pretty sure I'm not going to use it on work" Santana bit out as she put her eyeliner on.

"But as a group of people who never give up on anything shouldn't work be part of that? Besides we would never win against any of the opposing teams at Sectionals if we don't work hard as I'm sure Mr Schue will agree" Rachel crossed her arms and stared down at Santana who was one step below her.

"Yawn, yawn, yawn. Can you ever say anything that doesn't want to put us to sleep?" Santana looked up at Rachel and smirked at all the giggles that resounded throughout the room at her comment.

"Okay, guys, please can we get back to what we were talking about before?" Mr Schue pleaded.

"I want to do the Cha Cha slide. That DJ is my man" Puck stated as he grinned.

"First of all Puck, no and second of all, Artie wouldn't be able to join in" Mr Scue said smiling apologetically over at Artie.

"It's cool, yall" Artie said and smiled.

"I know you all are going to oppose of this idea but I want you guys to spend this Glee time thinking of ideas and organising your whole assignment. Now I'm going to get some costumes for you to try on. I'm thinking it might give you guys some ideas of what you might want to do" Mr Schue smiled showing his teeth and walked out.

Everyone stayed silent until he was completely out of sight.

"Well done, Berry. Now we actually have to do work on free time. Thanks a lot. You really know how to make things boring, don't you?" Santana said sarcastically.

Rachel looked down and fumbled with her hands not knowing what to say. To be truthful she didn't show it much but Santana's words hurt quite a bit. She could get past some because her courage and determination for the future helped with that but there were some that just really got down to her heart.

"I think this has some potential to it actually so Santana, Rachel might have actually just helped you here. She's just stopped you from landing last place at Sectionals and winding up in a job at a place called McDonalds" Kurt said.

Santana dropped her jaw and Rachel just lost her ability for speech for once. Did Kurt actually stand up for her? This was something new that had everyone silenced into wonderment.

Rachel blushed and smiled. Kurt was actually standing up for her. Her. She never thought she would see the day. Maybe things were turning around for their relationship.

In Kurt's mind he was thinking differently. Kurt knew these strange feelings were due to that humiliating and degrading performance but somehow he still couldn't believe it. So to try and get rid of these alien thoughts and feelings of Santana he thought up a plan. If he were to be nasty towards her and think badly of her then somehow he might just be able to actually convince his brain and heart to stop coming up with these obscene and disturbing thoughts and fluttery feelings.

Yes, he knew it was a stupid plan but it was the only one so give him a break.

"Whatever" Santana mumbled and bit back saying how sexy he sounded bitching at her. Yes, she had weird fetishes but then who didn't?

"Ooh burn" Puck whispered smirking. Santana turned around glared menacingly at him and his eyes went wide before he pretended to be looking around, anywhere other than at Santana.

Rachel walked to the front and announced herself to everyone.

"Right so I reckon we could all help each other with this so partners are required. I'm suggesting me and Mercedes go with Kurt and Qui-"

"Whoa. Hold up. Why do you get to go with Kurt?" Quinn asked as she stood up and cocked her hip to the side.

"Why do you care so much?" Finn asked curious.

"Yes Quinn, why do you care?" Santana asked. This was fun to watch. She would either have to blow her cover about liking Kurt or come up with something reasonable to tell everyone.

"I d-don't. It was just a mere question. Shouldn't we be asking why Rachel in the first place wants to go with Kurt?" Quinn asked narrowing her eyes.

"Actually that is a good point. I thought you guys hated each other or something" Mike asked.

"Mike, shut up. You're a background character" Rachel snapped and Mike whined shrinking down in his seat.

"Face it Rachel, you can't answer this question can you" Quinn said smirking.

Rachel blushed as Kurt stared at her. Why did it have to turn around onto her? Now she really did have to answer this.

"Why are you guys suddenly arguing over Kurt anyway?" Sam asked.

Everyone turned towards Rachel and Quinn now as Quinn had moved so her face was right in the brunette girls face.

"Well, certain people think they can take a boy from another and think they can get away with it" As Santana said this she had moved towards the front and lightly shoved Rachel.

"Well, some people should learn that just cause they get treated like a princess at home that they shouldn't push others around" Quinn said and she pushed Santana.

"How do you know he's not mine?" Tina asked as she glared at all the girls.

"Hey, I knew him first!" Mercedes said as she stormed to the front.

All the boys just looked on confused especially Kurt who had some kind of idea that this argument was based on him but he didn't believe it yet.

"Why don't we ask everyone then who would go best with him?" Brittany asked.

"That's pretty stupid even for you, Brittany. That would reveal everything" Mercedes said.

"No, let's do that. Everyone knows I'm better" Santana said glaring.

"Can't you just get on with it and tell us what the hell is going on?" Finn asked.

All the girls breathed in and stood there glaring at each other.

"We are in a competition" Rachel stated still glaring at all the other girls not taking her eyes off of them.

"Yeah but that doesn't explain what it has to do with Kurt" Puck said.

"We're in competition for him and I believe that I am better for him! He's mine, you hear" Mercedes shouted.

"Back off, bitch" Santana screeched and shoved at Mercedes hard who in turn yanked at Santana's hair.

"Ugh! You're such a dirty little rat!" Quinn yelled punching Santana.

"Speak for yourself, slut" Rachel yelled.

Soon all the girls were yelling insults everywhere and biting each other, nailing at each other and kicking and punching. It was a full out war. Some of the boys sat gaping while some got out there phones videoing it. Kurt just sat shocked as he let this entire thing sink in.

"Why would he want to even stand next to you? You reek of bitch" Quinn yelled at Santana.

"Oh you are going to get it now" Santana roared back.

"Guys, we have to do something. They're going to hurt each other" Kurt yelled desperately at the guys. All of them nodded dumbly as they stared even more. "Hey, I'm serious" Kurt got angry again.

"Kurt's right you guys. We need to do something" Finn had to try and yell over the girls as they got louder and louder fighting each other.

Mr Schue walked in and his jaw dropped as his eyes took in what was going on. He quickly placed the box of costumes on the nearest table and yelled. "Hey girls break it up" He tried getting in between them all but there were too many fighting against each other so all the boys tried helping too.

"Please stop fighting" Kurt yelled and he turned. As he turned he saw something coming at him. It was a fist he wasn't expecting which made him fly back and hit his head against the step. Blinking in a delirious manner he slowly closed his eyes and blacked out.

As he blacked out the last thing he heard were people calling his name and hundreds of hands grabbing him. The last thing he saw was a pair of brown eyes staring at him in concern. He didn't know whose eyes they were but he may have just fallen in love with them.

A/N: So I left it on a cliff-hanger there, didn't I? ;)

And now everyone knows and by the way, when everyone knows it means the story's only got a few chapters left. Sorry to say this but my story is coming to an end. It had its good times and bad times but we shall forever live on in memories of this story…

Worst thing I could have ever wrote in an author's note :| Oh well, hope you enjoyed and don't forget to review :D