Someone walked in the bathroom. Well, more like stomped. It was a very hurt-looking, pissed Deidara.
"Let's fucking go, un!" Deidara yelled, grabbing my hand and pulling me with him. I gave Yuuki a HELP-ME!!! look. She looked helplessly at me and then laughed.
"*.* Wha-?" I asked. He was still pulling me as we strode past a very amused smirking Sasori. I was still mega confused, but I was slightly aware of the three of us exiting the Blow-out. "What the hell?" I yelled. Deidar still pulling me as I saw a car coming torward us. *OMFG!!!!*I just stared as I saw who was driving it.

"When the Effing hell did Weasal learn to drive?!" I asked, very, very, very shocked. "Appearently whenever you cross into another world, your outfit and your status change, un. Not a clue when Itachi learned to drive,un." Deidara explained to me. He was still fucking pulling me.
"Let me guess, you are taking me back to your world." I said. Deidara nodded. "Fine, but let me first grab my stuff at my house, K?" I asked. "Fine." Sasori said before Deidara could say anything.
We got into the car. Itachi looked at me like O.O and staring at my outfit. "HIYA WEASAL!!" I got into the car and hugged him. Everyone looked at me like O___O. "Okay then, un..." Deidara was probably the most shocked... amd confused. I laughed as I pulled away and saw Itachi softly blushing. "Awww! I think you need another hug Weasal! You look like you liked it!" I giggled. "Shut up and stop calling me Weasal dammit! Call me Itachi or something!" Itachi yeled. I laughed again. "Sowwy Itachi. Did I gewt under youw skwin?" I said like a little kid. I laughed really hard when I saw Itachi's eye twitch. I heard Deidara trying to hide his laugh too.
"So where's Fishy at? And Tobi?! And Flower?!" I asked happily. "Who?" Sasoi, Deidara, and Itachi asked at the same time. "Kisame is Fishy. Tobi is...well.. Tobi ....er Madara. And Flower is Konan," I said, counting on my finges as I named them,"And Itachi, you," I pointed at Uchiha,"are Weasal. Deidara is either Dei-dei or Blondey, depending what mood I'm in." I shrugged. "And last, but not least, Sasori is puppet and/or puppet master." I smiled happily as I told them my ridiculous icknames for them. Itachi, Deidara, and SAsori looked at me .O. "Okay. Where do you live Acccalia?" I tachi asked me as we all sat down in the car. (*Heh. I forgot to mention what type of car it is. It's a 2008 silver Mercedes Benz. Lol. Nice car for S-ranked criminals.. ^.~ ~.^ *) "Wait, first of all, why the HELL do ya'll know my names when I haven't ever met you guys?" I asked. "Because we have been fol-" I cut Deidara off. "Don't say follow. And YOu WERe THE ONES WHO HAVE BEEN FOLLOWING ME?! WHY?!" My voice got higher I finished my sentence.

"Because the leader told us too. Actually Leader told me to go and get you as a mission, but Deidara seemed strangely estatic about wanting to come with me to get you. I asked Leader and he said it was fine. We had to blend in so we can't use any jutsu until we get back to our world." Sasori explained to me. I ignored the fact Deidara was blushing. "Okay, then.... Anyway, let me message Yuuki to tell her I am staying with you guys and to cover for me and to tell her I'm not being molested by you guys," At this Itachi and Sasori smirked, "I'll show you were I live you just drive down Mermaid Cove until I say turn." I intructed Itachi. "Okay, well Sasori sits up front and you and Deidara sit in the back." Itachi said, motioning me to stop being so close to him. I hugged him again just for the hell of it. Hey, he was my second favorite character in Naruto and it wasn't everyday Akatsuki members come and take you away to their hide-out. Everyone just stared at me as I hopped in the back with Deidara. "You are going to take some time to getting used to,un." Deidara said as I was buckling the seatbelt. "I'll take that as a compliment." I said.
"Oh, and before I forget, don't say anything about what we did in the Blow-out to anyone. You shouldn't go to sleep or you won't wake up if I do find out you say anything." Sasori threatend. "Is that a threat or a promise?" I said back. Sasori glared at me but I just shook it off as I turned to Deidara. The car started moving. "So, Deidara, do you like Sasori?" I asked. Deidara looked shocked. "N-no,un! W-what do you m-mean, un?" Deidara stuttered. "What the hell do you think I mean? DO-YOU-LIKE-SASORI?" I stated. "Why would you ask me that, un?" Deidara looked confused and shocked. "Because there is a lot of talk and rumors and pictures of Sasori and you doing yaoi stuff. Actaully there is also You and tobi, you and Itachi, Itachi and Sasori, Itachi and Sasuke and lots of others." I said as I saw confusion strike across Deidara's face. "What is yaoi, un?" Deidara asked. "Yaoi is boyXboy. Boys that-" I made put together my hands and laced my fingers togather and then unlaced them and then laced them again, making a akward movement as I saw a huge blush creep across Deidara's face. I giggled as I knew he understood."They are kinda weird and I'll have to show them to you. Sometimes they are really hot though." I said the last part really really soft, but I knew Deidara heard me. "Really, un?" He smirked. I turned away and looked out the side window of my door because I knew I was blushing. *I haven't told anyone that I sometimes like yaoi! Not even Yuuki!!* Deidara smirked and lifted an eyebrow up as he saw me blushing. He leaned torward me. I felt his hot breath on my neck. "Which of them do you think are hot, un?" Deidara said as I turned top face him. I found his lips on my as we kissed. (*Well no duh! Of course you are gonna feel his fricken lips on yours if you are kissing! Way to go smart one.... lol*)

"Get a room you too, god." I heard Sasori say from the front end of the silver car. Deidara smirked. *Why the hell am I kissing back?!?!* Deidara sucked on my lip as I looked out his window and saw this is where we had to turn. "Oi! Itachi! Turn here, dumbass!" I yelled as I tore away from Deidara. He smirked as I started to blush. "Whatever." Itachi turned the car suddenly as I crashed into Deidara. "Learn how to drive moron; before you get us all killed!!" I yelled as we drove down my street. "And what makes you think that wasn't my intention to begin with?" Itachi said, smirking. *Why the hell is everyone smirking so much?* "Whatever, turn right here and it's the last house in the cole-de-sack. (*I don't know how to spell that... of you do then MESSAGE ME PLEASE!!!!! Please and thank you!*) "Okay." Itachi just said and did as I instucted. We pulled up to my house and I texted Yuuki. I looked over it and it said:

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~Hiya Yuuki~
I'm okay.
I'm going over with Deidara, Sasori and Itachi
Did you know Itachi can drive?
I swear, this is all a dream and I'm going to wake up soon....
Hopefully..
Anyway, cover for me please!!
I owe you one!
And I don't know when I'm going to be back so just make up something and no telling where I'm going, okay?
I'm going to bring my laptop and my phone over there with me so we can stay in touch.
Thanks and I love you like a sister!!
~Accalie Uchiha~
P.S. Omg, I can't believe I still put Uchiha even when I'm with the older brother now...
Yea... whatever....
Text me back, K?

I thought that sounded good enough and sent it.
I followed Deidara out of the car and closed the door. I turned around and knocked on Sasori's window to tell him to roll it down. "What, brat!?" Sasori snapped."Jeeze! What's your problem? Anyway, why aren't you and emo-elmo's brother coming with us?" I asked. "Because Deidara doesn't want us too. Plus Sasori and I need to talk." Itachi answered for the red head. "Okays, you two go talk." I giggled. "That's not what I meant!!" Itachi growled. "Sure it isn't.... I have seen Google ya know... Anyway, whatever. I should probably go before you get your polka-dot panties in a twist. That or Deidara gets impatient and bombs me. Whichever comes first." Itachi rolled his eyes at what I said. "Whatever. Just go already, brat." Sasori said. I laughed. "I'll make sure to take my time, because obviously you two couldn't wait until we get the Akatsuki headquarters to "talk". *My mind is sooo in the gutter today... Sick-minded-ness is fun sometimes...hehehe...* I laughed again as I saw Itachi's and Sasori's eye twitch. I left the two and headed to where Deidara was. He laughed as I rolled my eyes and mouthed "yaoi moment". "Ready, un?" Deidara asked me. "As ready as you probably are." I said, my voice had a vacuous tone to it.
**FUN FACT~ vacuous means empty; emotionally or intellectually shallow; and/or meaningless.**

"Yea, that's true, un." He laughed. "Yea, well.. I need to pack and take a shower. So, go downstairs and grab something to eat." I said, motioning him to go downstairs. "Fine, un. But if I see Sasori and Itachi in the car, I'm coming upstairs so I don't become criminally insane, un." Deidara said. "O__O. Okays, you sometimes scare me.... Don't you mean even more insane than you already are?" I said. "Whatever, un." Deidara said, going downstairs. I grabbed the clothes I was going to change into and headed for the bathroom. I closed the door and then turned on the shower to heat it up.