Ugh, today has been very wearisome! First I had to wake up at 5, then take a shower, then BLAH BLAH BLAH and then I meet up with the hottest Akatsuki guys.... I'm not even sure they are real. You know what? I'm going to ask to see Deidara's mouth-hands.... Then we will see who is lying... I don't think I'm prepared if he does have them.... *shudder*' I thought, taking off my clothes, ever so slowly, and jumping in the shower to wash off every spot Deidara and Sasori touched me. "Creepy blonde." I murmured. 'GOD DAMNINT! STUPID BLONDEY PROBABLY VITIATED ME WITH THOSE KISSES!!! Waaaaaaaiiiiiiiiit a yaoi moment...... ZO! MY! EFF! GEE!!!! HE TOOK MY FIRST KISS!!!!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!! NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Stupid Blonde.....' I thought, mentally screaming. ((Vitiate means to spoil or pollute. Lol, he spoiled and polluted you. XDD)) 'Hey, at least I didn't have on any lipstick or Deidara would look like a clown.. *laugh* That would probably be a step up from Blondey.' I thought, laughing. I got out of the shower and put on my Victoria's Secret green and white striped underwear. ((Victoria's Secret underwear is SOOOOOO comfy!!! N-not that I have ever worn any..... 0_0 Lol...)) I was brushing my hair over to one side when I noticed I forgot my matching bra. "Damn." I whispered. I wrapped my towel around me and opened the door and little so I could scope my room. He wasn't there. I let out a sigh of relief as I crept into my room and quickly shut my door. 'Now to grab the thing that started my venture.' I thought, scanning the room. "AHA!!" I whispered triumphantly, and grinning as I found the misplaced bra. I grabbed it and grinned again. It was my favorite. I was still looking at it. "What are you doing, yeah?" I turned around to see Deidara on my bed, with his legs crossed and leaning on his hands; fully dressed. I was in my towel with nothing more than underwear and I was holding a very lacey bra in front of him. Great. Just my luck. I quickly hid my bra behind my back. "Nooooothing. I.... I just forgot something."I said, still staring at him with a blush that crept on my cheeks. "You look really nice right now, yeah. Hmmm.." Deidara said, looking up and down at me, like I was a prize he really wanted. Great, Blondey wants to do me. I blushed, but tried to hide it by looking him straight in the eye. "Don't even THINK of doing anything." I warned, slowly stepping back. He smirked. "Now, why would I do that, yeah?" He smirked, getting up slightly. "And if you do, it's called acquaintance rape." I said, still stepping back slowly. Stupid feet won't move fast. Why me? "I don't think it's rape if the other party wants it as well, un." He said, smirking and getting up.
"W-what makes you t-think I would e-ever do t-that with y-you of all p-people?" I stuttered. "This does, yeah." He said simply. Before my feet could move, or any reaction could be made, he was kissing me. And quite forcefully. I kissed back, unconsciously. The amazing part: I forgot I was in my towel.

I felt his tongue gracefully grace my top and bottom lip. I decided to play with him and kept my mouth shut. He growled and pushed me up on the wall, making me gasp. He took advantage of this and darted his tongue inside my mouth. His hands that were once resting on my hips and waist, were now ungloved ((because remember he had on finger-less gloves like me.)) and were sucking on my neck. I moaned as his hands were sucking on the soft spot on my neck. I gasped as soon as I saw his hands. "Holy fuck! You really are Deidara!!" I exclaimed with this miraculous discovery. "That's what I've been telling you all along, un."He said, rolling his eyes. "Meh. Well, if you are done, I need to change!" I said. 'Screw him! I'm not giving my virginity up to a bisexual pedophile with a sentence deficit!' I thought. "Meh. Fine Accalia, un." He said, defeated and let me go to change. I ran to my bathroom and changed into a ninja outfit.

I got out of the bathroom to see Itachi, Deidara, and Sasori fighting over who was going to do something or another. They turned around to see me. "Hot, un." Deidara said, eyebrows up. I stuck my tongue out at him. "Pervert." I walked downstairs and they followed me. I went to my parent's liquor cabinet and got slightly drunk off of Pinot, a wine, (( I just know alcohol people, never had drunken any)) by chugging it. I pinched my face in disgust and then remained calm. Everyone looked at me like O__O and O.o. "What?" I asked. They all shook their heads. "I like alcohol! Is there a problem with that?" I asked. "Are you a drunk?" Itachi asked. "Nope. Never have been and never will be. I'm too... Well, me to do it.." I said, shrugging. I pack 4 bags: one for my clothes, one for my "girl stuff", one for some random drinks, and one backpack that had my medium-sized laptop and my phone, and phone charger and stuff like that in it. We all grabbed something. And, after a big argument of me being a lady and stuff with Deidara, I carried my backpack. I rolled my eyes as we got out to the car. "Crap. Hey guys, warm up the car. I need to go to the bathroom real fast, k?" I said, walking back toward the house. "Okay, brat." Sasori yelled back. I waved back at them to show I heard it. As I stepped into the bathroom and went, my phone rang. I let it ring real fast 'cause it had my favorite song on it, Over and Over by Three Days Grace. Okay so it wasn't my favorite song, because I had like 9 favorite songs, but it was one of them. It was also the ringtone I had set for Yuuki. The message read:

~~~~Hey Acey!~~~

Sorry, I was busy with another something when I got your message so I didn't write back.

Everything is taken care of and I covered for you, so you can be gone for as long as you want and not get in trouble! Love me, Praise me. Lol.

Tell Sasori I said hi and thanks for the 'dance'. Lol, if you get my drift.

=] Thanks!!

Anyway, everything is coolness and awesome! Have a good time being an Akatsuki member! Tell Itachi I think he should do his brother soon. INECENSTIVE PEDAPHILIC!!!

O_O

Come back and visit me sometime soon!!

Love,

Yuuki Of the Sand

P.S. Lol, I know. I still use "of the sand". I LOVE SASORI!!!!! Lol

=]

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I laughed. "What's so funny, yeah?" Deidara asked. I got out of the bathroom. "Ah, Yuuki ius hilarious. She thinks it should go fuck his brother soon. INECENSTIVE PEDAPHILIC!!!!! *Laughs* Oh, god. She is really weirdly funny sometimes.... Ehy, let's go, okay?" I said, walking out the front door and into the car. As we entered the car, I told them what Yuuki said. Itachi, as out-of-place as it seems, god red and blushy, and Sasori got flustered.

It took like an hour to get to where they needed to go and I fell asleep in the car. "Accaaaaaaliaaaaa, un." Deidara whispered, shaking me softly awake. I fluttered my eyes open and rubbed them. "Is it time for school already?" I asked, yawning. "No, sleepy head. We are here, yeah." Deidara said. I closed my eyes for a second and then shot them open again. "So it wasn't a dream... You really are Deidara and we are going to the Akatsuki and I'm going to be an Akatsuki member." I mumbled. "Mhm." Itachi said from outside the car. His car was a silverish green mercedes benz slr.

((nice car for s-ranked criminals, huh?))

I got out of the car and Itachi opened up a portal. We were in the front of a very creepy house. It was in the country and there was no one around. Awesome! We all went in, but Deidara had to carry me because the portal looked REALLY weird. When we got out, it was like being in the world of Naruto, except it was real life. Nothing was drawn.