I looked around in awe. "Not what you expected, is it, yeah?" Deidara asked/stated the obvious. I laughed. "No, not at all." I murmured. He rolled his eyes. I looked at Itachi. "How long will it be until we get to the hide-out?" I asked. "Hn. About a couple of minutes if I use a jutsu to get us out of here." Itachi said in his normal voice. "Neat. Let's go 'cause I wanna see Tobi, Zetsu, Hidan, Konan, and Pein." I said, excitedly. "What about Kisame, un?" Deidara asked. "I'm not so much thrilled to meet Mr. Tuna over there." I rolled my eyes. Deidara laughed. "Wow, you really do have nicknames for all of us,un. You are a very big smart ass, Accalia, un. You know that, yeah?" Deidara asked. I stood up high. "I'll take that as a compliment, thank you very much." I said, walking behind a tree. "Sure, you do that, yeah." Deidara rolled his eyes. "Hmph." I said/hmphed. Lol. I laughed as I glared at Deidara, who was talking about art with Sasori. I ran to Itachi and made him bend down to my eye level. "Ehy, 'tachi! Can we go now? I'm not usually this impatient but Deidara and Sasori are starting to get on my nerves. You have more self-control than I do, so can you do your jutsu and make us vanish to the hideout?" I whispered. He nodded. Itachi did hand signs and with a 'poof!', we were in the kitchen in what I assumed to be the Akatsuki hideout; a huge, beautiful, and old masion. I loved it! I heard Deidara and Sasori bickering about art again. "Will you two just shut up already? Your voices give me a headache sometimes! Fuck!" I yelled. They ignored me and continued to fight; that is, until I hit them over the back of head the with my hand. And very hardly, I might add. "Ow, what was that for, un?" Deidara whined, rubbing the spot I hit him. "Yeah, brat?" Sasori said. "You two are going to make me go mentally unstable.... Well, more than I already am... =D" I said, smiling like the lunatic I was. "-_-' Okay then.. Hey, we have to report to Leader-sama's room before we do anything." Deidara said. I sighed. "Okay. Lead the way, Artist Blondey." I said, sighing again and scratching my midnight-black hair. I followed Deidara as we walked around th mansion to Pein (leader)."So how come your hair is so black, yeah? It's like, a midnighty-ish black, yeah." Deidara asked as we walked. I rolled my eyes. "Uh, I dunno. It just so happens that black was the color of hair that I was born with. Like you were born with blonde hair and Itachi was born with ink-black hair, and Sasori was... okay well, I don't know if puppet's have real hair or not...." I said, distantly. I really did wonder that.
"We're here Accalia, un." Deidara said, knocking on a fancy door to what I assumed was Pein-sama's door. "Come in, Deidara and Accalia." A voice said through the door. Deidara opened up the door and I walked inside; Deidara following me. "Leave, Deidara. I need to talk to Accalia alone. I will call you once I am done with her." Pein said. "Yes, Leader-sama, un," Deidara said," I will be back for you, yeah." He whispered to me and winked. I scowled and stuck out my tongue. "Just leave, pervert." I said. Deidara scowled back and closed to the door as he left. "Hello, Leader. Nice to finally meet you. Or should I say, Pein-sama." I said, bowing as my hair touched the ground. "You already knw almost everything about these members. And, you seem to make friends quite easily. That's why I recruited you." Pein said. I laughed. "So Pein, you need me to form allies with other nations so you can get the tailed beasts, right?" I asked, staring up at Pein. He blinked. "Exactly. And, call me Leader in front of everyone except Konan wh-" "-Who already knows about you and how you both need to report to Tobi-who is actually Madara. Am I correct?" I finished his sentence and asked. "Yes. So, even though Madara accepts you- thought not fully- you are to partner up with Deidara and share a room with him. And until he accepts you fully, you can't have your own room. Understood?" He asked, well if you call demanding asked. 'WHAT?! HE WANTS ME TO SHARE A ROOM WITH SOMEONE WHO WANTS ME?!?! Fiiineeee, I can't obey his-or Madara's- order.... Damn it...' I thought, angerily. "Yes, Leader-sama." I said, through my teeth. "Right. Deidara?" He called. "Yes, un?" Came a reply. "Come and get her. " Pein yelled. "Gotcha, un." Deidara yelled in a distance. I heard walking toward the room. "Oh, and one thing Pein, before Deidara gets here. How come the three of them aren't dead?" I asked. "Because they aren't." He said, simply. I got a anime vein. "Whatever." I said just as the door opened. "Let's go, yeah." Deidara said. Who was appearently in a black mesh top and black baddy jeans. "You are to share a room with her, Deidara. Is that understood?" Pein asked. "Completely, un." Deidara said. I walked out of the room. "Bye Leader-sama." I yelled, waving. He rolled his eyes and I smirked. 'People here are going to think I'm insane. Awesome ^_^!' I thought. I smiled. "Follow me, un." Deidara said, waving to me. I realized that I had stopped. "Yes, Deidara." I rolled my eyes and ran up to him.
As we walked, we talked of very random things. "Here's my room, yeah." Deidara said, pointing to a room that had a black and a gold-type color door. "Neat." I said, walking in. I looked around. Damn, for criminals, they have nice rooms. Deidara's room was silver and black with a bed in the middle of the room. The bed had a black comforter and white pillows and sheets. There was a large black lamp that hung from the ceiling on either side of the bed, as well as plants and clay. There was a white shirt thrown across the bed and a black chair in front of a black, silver, and white desk.
I looked around and only saw one bed. My eye twitched. 'We probably, most likely, have to share a bed. Great. Not that I'm complaning or anything. I mean, hell, isn't all of our dreams to sleep in a bed with one of the most hottest Akatsuki members?' I thought. "What's wrong with your eye, un?" Deidara asked me, snapping me out of my thoughts. I shook my head. "N-nothing. How come there is only one bed, but it had two sides?" I asked. He laughed slightly darkly. "Guess we are going to have to share a bed, yeah." He said. I looked at him: 0_0. "Uhm, okay.... I think...I would rather share a bed with you then Kisame, that's for sure." I said, sitting on the bed. Deidara blinked at me and then followed me and sat down on "our" bed. I looked down at his hands. They had mouths on them. 'Hmm... I wonder what I could do with those mouths.... Heh, dirty thought. Lol. Probably a lot of things.... Okay, I have officially hit unstable-ness. I am thinking about what to do with the mouth-hands of an S-ranked criminal from a organization called Akatsuki, ho had killed lots and lots of people. Wow, Accalia....I still wonder what I could do with those hands, though......' I thought. I looked down to see Deidara's hands... doing something.... well, very close to what I was thinking of. (.....His hands were making out, and they're tongues were touching....)
*Drool* "Hm, funny how the littlest of things amuse us, un. Hey, Accalia, un?" Deidara asked, smirking. "Hm?" I said, still drooling slightly. "Would you like to try something with me, yeah?" Deidara asked. "Uhm, it depends on what that something' is." I said, smirking back. "You see what my hands are doing, un?" He asked me. "Mhm..." I said, getting very suspicous at the picture of me making out with his hands entered my mind. "Well, do you want to try it, un?" He asked, boldly. I coughed really hard. "What?! Um, I mean.... I guess... Though I have never kiss anyone... let alone anything..." I said, still coughing out of suprise that my little "vision" is about to come true. "Just put your mouth on one of mine and I will take over for you, un." He said, smiling. I felt anxious, but excited. I had major butterflies. "Okay." I said, getting ready by putting on my vanilla-mint flavored lipgloss-which was sure to get messed up. "Ready, un?" He asked. "As I'll ever be!" I said, taking his right hand and putting on my mouth. He laughed and I laughed as well as I kissed the hand. "Is it really so funny, un?" He asked. I nodded. I departed from the hand as breath became a neccesary thing. "Now, something to reward the artist." I said, leaning over to Deidara and kissing my lightly. The door slammed open and a guy in a swirly mask came bounding in. "Accalia!!! Tobi is a good boy?!" Tobi asked/yelled. "If Tobi doesn't go out of the room right now, Tobi isn't." I glared. I was having fun and he came in and ruined it. I don't get out much, so I like new, exciting, and dangerous things. ^_^. "So, Tobi is a good boy?!?!?!?!" Tobi asked, excitedly. "Yes, Tobi is a very good boy. Now, good boys leave teenagers alone when they are in a room that was supposed to be locked. Right, Deidara?" I said, looking at Deidara, who was glaring at Tobi. Appearently, he thought the same-though he only nodded. "YAY!!! Pretty Accalia thinks that Tobi is a good boy!!! Tobi needs to talk to Accalia when Deidara and her and finished making out, kays?!" He said, running out of the room. Deidara and my jaw dropped. "Was it so easy to tell?" I asked, sitting up; only to be brought down by a tired looking Deidara. my guess was that it was 4:00 a.m. and I didn't get any sleep; besides on the way here from in the car. I yawned as the sudden feeling of tiredness over wealmed me. I looked to Deidara to see he was alreayd asleep. I kissed his forehead and snuggled up to him. "Screw Madara; he can wait until morning to see me. I am too tired." I whispered to myself. I looked up the peaceful looking Deidara, who was asleep. "I'm going to like it here. I just know it." I whispered. I kiss Deidara's sleeping lips and fell fast asleep after that. Tomorrow was going to be fun.