Woot!
Thanks giving edition!
Warning: yaoi, drinking (no, I haven't dranken any alcohol, but I know what it does and I've seen the effects.), slight lemon, making out, kissing, and other stuff.
HAPPY THANKSGIVING!!
Accalia's P.O.V.
You ran around the kitchen frantically, getting everything ready for tonight. You had a lot of mouths to feed and this was your first Thanksgiving with the Akatsuki and Deidara, and by god, this had to be flipping perfect! Even if that meant cooking and getting everything ready until your hands bled. You snapped out of your thoughts when you heard the sizzling sound of something liquid falling on the hot stove. "Shiiiiiiit!!" You sang, running back over to the stove. Where the hell was Alice and the puppet when you needed them!? Itachi was going to get Sasuke, conscious or not, he would be joining them. Alice walked in and you shot her a glare. "WHERE THE HELL WERE YOU!? I NEED HELP!!" You practically screamed at her. She looked worried, but put on an apron and walked over. "What'd you need help with, Ace?" Her bell-like voice said. You rolled your eyes. "EVERYTHING!!" You yelled. She took both sides of your arms as you continued to freak out and made you look at her. "Calm down. Breathe. Every will be fine. Your dinners are always the best, you know that. Now, breathe. Yes, like that. Now, slow down or you'll hurt someone." She said, pulling up her hairs, and then yours as you calmed down. She always made everything better. You smiled and got out the turkey as the timer went off. Alice mashed the potatoes and put in more whipped cream and salt, to give them that extra flavor.
After almost everything was done, and you and Alice were waiting on the apple cider to start boiling and the chicken to be done, you thought about what you were going to wear for dinner. 'Omg, I still have to get Yuuki. Wonder what to wear... What's Yuuki going to wear? Deidara's wearing something semi-formal. What the hell is semi-formal? Is it like jeans and a nice shirt? Dress pants and a T-shirt? *tired sigh* What the hell am I going to wear?1 Maybe I should ask Alice..' "Hey Ally, whatcha gonna wear? To dinner, I mean." I asked. She chewed on her lip. "Not sure. Maybe a dress. Somethin' really prettiful. Maybe a short kimono or something. A dark blue with gold trimming... Hmmm." She went off into thought. I rolled my eyes. It was a good idea though. 'Maybe a dress would be nice. I guess I'll get changed after I go get Yuuki. She never eats Thanksgiving with her mom anyway. She works too much, and plus she would love to meet everyone.' "Hey, I'm going to get Yuuki. You alright finishing everything up in here?" I asked. Alice nodded and smiled. "Yeah. I have to perfect outfit for all four of us. Konan is dressing up as well. We are going to look awesome. We'll have the guys drooling at us." Alice said, smiling that smile that said, "I'm planning on doing something bad, but you will love it whether you realize it or not." 'Great. Something's going down tonight. Maybe Yuuki'll get laid... Why the hell am I thinking like a guy all of a sudden.' I shook my head. "I'm hanging out with guys too much." I said. Alice laughed. "That's because there's practically only guys here!" Alice said, smacking upside the head as I said, "Oh Yeah..." I shook my head and scowled at her. She stuck her tongue out and I pretended to bite it. "Anyway, I'm going to go call her to tell her not to dress and that I'm coming." Alice nodded and I walked over to the room Deidara and I shared, and grabbed my phone just as it started to ring.
Over and over, over and over ...I fall for you
It was Yuuki's ringtone, of course.
"What's up?"
"Okay, should I dress or not?"
"Not, Alice is dressing us. You know how she can be."
"Over-obsessive with making us radiant?"
"Exactly."
"You coming to pick me up soon?"
"Yeah, leaving right now."
"Kays, see you when you get here."
"Okay, see you in a few."
"Byes."
"Later."
You hung up the phone and did some handsigns to open up a portal to Yuuki's house. You walked in, feeling the familiar breath-crushing feeling. Before you knew it, you was in Yuuki's room. You heard her in the shower and walked over and sat on her bed. You called her phone and heard the ring in the bathroom.
Put under the pressure of walking in your shoes
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
Every step that I take is another mistake to you
(Caught in the undertow just caught in the undertow)
I've become so numb I can't feel you there
Become so tired so much more aware,
I'm becoming this all I want to do
Is be more like me and be less like yo-
The shower stopped and you heard footsteps.
"Hey Ace."
You walked into the bathroom, knowing she was already in a towel, although you didn't really care whether or not she was clothed. You came up behind her. "Boo." She screamed and turned around. "OMG! Don't EVER do that again!" She said, flipping you off. You laughed as she hit you with the towel she just had on. "Now, I'm just going to wear something random so I can actually put something on." She said. You grabbed her a robe and she brushed her hair. "How about this, Yuke?" You asked, handing her the black and red robe. She scowled, but put it on. "Whatever. Let's go. I don't want Itachi seeing me in this. How's Deidara, by the way?" She asked, grabbing her makeup and putting it in her huge case to bring with her. "Good. I found out that I'm not pregnant. Deidara and I were a bit sad, but were releaved for the most part. I don't think I could handle a kid at the age of like 17. Not really the smartest idea." You and Yuuki laughed. "Ready?" You asked. She nodded and you did some hand seals and then you both walked in the portal and into Alice's insanely clean room. You would've thought that she was a freaking vampire with everything she did, said, and looked like. It was actually really cool.
Alice walked in. "YUUUUUKIIIII!!!!!!!" She yelled, glomping the red-haired girl. "ALLLLLIEEEEE!!!" She yelled back. They both took turns nuzzling each other and then stood up and then you all three went into Alice's walk-in closet. "Okay, Let me dress you two up and then I'll get dress and bring in Konan." She said, grinning evilly.
-/x/- 2 and a half hours later -/x/-
Alice did your makeup and outfits, and then took pictures of everyone. (Use your imagination because I'm too lazy to describe it)
You-
Alice-
Yuuki- embroidered
Konan-
You-
hair down with black X- barrets, purple eye-shadow, black eyeliner, a black choker with a belt-type thingy,a black corset with two straps on each side, a purple frilly undershirt, black fingerless gloves, black and purple frilly skirt,black and light purple striped sock that are held up with a black string.
Alice-
hair down with blue and gold ribbons crossing over her forehead with a gold plate with a black gem where they cross, a long navy short-sleeved heavy cape with designs Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE embroidered with gold and silver thread, black and silver tie, a black corest with solver lining and designs that dips almost across the breast, a really short mini skirt that it's ruffles are int he shape of pentagons and the skirt is the same color as the corset, middle-thigh-high lace-up black boots. the cape is tied in the front, so you don't really see the corset.
Yuuki-
hair in pigtails, tied with black bows, and a navy dress that looks like Alice from Alice in Wonderland except that it has more white frills and outlining.
Konan-
a very short white, strapless white dress that goes a little more down from the end of the underwear and it has a black fire-type thing on the right edge, it's sides are open, completely and the only reson it stsys together is because it laces up with white and black string on the sides, it has a huge hole on either side, near where it almost ends and then there's fabric on both sides and it's held together with a black-string bow and one side and a huge green bow on the other side, a fluffy white boa around the neck, white fur-lined boots that are lace up.
All four of you walked out of the room. You looked at the other girls. "Wow. You guys look gorgeous!" You said, resisting the huge urge to go and hug them all. But, it was too big and you ended up squeezing everyone.
Bleeding
I'm crying
I'm falling
I'm bleeding now.
Your phone went off. You quickly ran over in my dress, grabbed it, and opened it. It was Itachi's ringtone.
"Yo Uchiha."
"Hey, I got my Otouto and we are waiting in the hall. Where are you girls at? All of the guys are already here with me. We all dressed up, so you better be decent."
"Wow. A command from the Uchiha. So scared. Rolling eyes! Yeah, smart one, we are actually dressed up as well."
"Gasp! Such a shock!"
"You won't be saying that when you see us. Yuuki is even here."
"The fangirl?"
"Hahaha, no, silly. The one that you used to date. Remember? It was when you were dating both Yuuki and Sasu."
"Oh, that one. Cool... I think... Does she still hate me?"
"Heh. Nope. She actually still loves you.?
"Good. Because she is going out with us."
"Great. We going out drinking after dinner?"
"Mind reader much?"
"Lol, maaybeee.."
"Silence!"
"I KILL YOU!!!" Your voice went really high. (It's an inside thing. XD Jamie will get this. ^_^)
"Okay, well the girls are looking at me weird. We'll be downstairs in a few. Give my love to Deidara and tell him to stop fidgeting."
"How do you know he's fidgeting?"
"Because I know him too well."
"Wow. Okay, Otouto says hi and I'll see you in a few."
"Hi Sasu. Okay. Loveded you Uchiha."
"Loveded you too. Bye."
"Later."
You hung up the phone. Konan and Yuuki were staring at you like you was crazy. "What?" You said, wanting to know why they thought something was so amazing. "You just you loved Itachi and he said it back." Yuuki said. "So, and?"You asked, shrugging. "DUDE!! He is never like that to anyone." Yuuki said, jumping on me and shaking you. "That's because you don't know him like I do. He has a lot of faces. There's his normal cold one, his love one, and some others." You said, trying to stop the damn red head from shaking you anymore. They rolled their eyes. "Well, Sasuke says hi. We need to get going or Deidara and Itachi will become impatient and either come upstairs, or bomb the hell out of stuff and mentally rape the other members." You said, closing your phone and walking toward the door and open it.
You all headed downstairs and into the dining room to set up the table. You could hear the guys start to argue across the house. You all laughed and shook your heads as you finished the last little details.
"Finally!" Konan said, pulling down her skirt because it kept getting up. "Gods, I have a major wegieee!" You said, relieving yourself. (XD zomg, that sounds dirty...*sick minded giggle*)
There was turkey in the middle, along with candles, pumpkins, pumpkin pie, whipped cream, and other nummy foods. The silverware was a reddish maroon color.
You called the boys in.
They all looked at you like a piece of meat. "Told you." You sang, taunting Itachi. "Wow, you girls lovely, yeah." Deidara said, taking your hand and kissing it. You blsuh and bowed and then you all sat down and ate. You all some pretty random conversations.
Then, after dinner, (because the writer is too lazy to write too much detail), everyone except Alice and Yuuki, because Alice wanted to go to bed and Yuuki had to go home, went to a bar. Sasuke went, because he was the designated driver, but he went over to the movies to see Twilight. (^_^)
-/x//Fast forward like 9 hours//x/-
(P.S. I changed the view)
"I'm a little ballerina!!" Itachi yelled imitating a ballerina. 'Omg, he is so drunk!!' I laughed. "Let us tango,!! We will make LOVELY music together!" Sasori said motioning Deidara to tango with him. I just laughed. "Omg, so guys are so drunk!!!" I said. "S'not'ah!" Itachi slurred. "Yeahs, we's nots ats alls drunk, un!" Deidara slurred drunkily. He was probably the most drunk out of all lazily drunktards. I laughed at Deidara. The drunk, retarded blonde was making a move on Sasori. Then, he did something we never knew he would do in a million billion trillion years. Deidara kissed Sasori and Sasori was kissing back. Itachi and me were O.O, Tobi/Madara was O.o OMG!, Kisame and Konan were discussing the art of being drunk and then turned and saw Sasori and Deidara and were O.O ZO. MY. F. G!. I looked at Itachi and, besides the fact he was completely drunk and he kept saying how he wanted to do his brother (I was just looking at him O.O Woooow... PMSing much? WAIT A GODDAMN MINUTE!!!!!! DID HE JUST SAY HE WANTS TO DO HIS LITTLE BROTHER?! WHAT THE HELL WEASAL?! YOU PEDAPHILE!), and Itachi looked at me and we started laughing really hard. At least I only had some tequila in me. I was supposed to be the designated driver.... Well, actually either Itachi, Kisame, or I was, but that before they heard the words: shots and sake.
***~~FLASHBACK~~***
*Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Konan, Sasori, Tobi, and me walk into a bar called ~My Little Red Friend~*
"Okay, the first round is on me peoples!" I said gleefully. I wanted to see what a drunk Kisame, Itachi, Deidara, Konan, Sasori and Tobi were like.
Even if we all knew Tobi was Madara, I kept calling him Tobi, as did everyone else.
This was going to be fun, at least it was once I get them to actually drink."Comeon Konan! Let's drink!" I said. She actually wasn't that hard to convince to drink after I showed her what Absinth was; that and beer, which she took quite a liking too. Lol. "Flower! Get your ass over here and drink with me! It'll help you relax!" I said, I wasn't actually lying, I was telling the truth. For the most part anyways. "Fine, Ace." She called me by the nickname she gave me 'cause apparently Accalia was too long. She downed the Absinthe. That stuff is really hard core and gets you drunk with one or two drinks. And that's if you water it down really well. She was completely drunk." And and you know w-what?!" She said, very very much drunk. "What?" I said. "What?" She said girly-obnoxious like. "YOU JUST SAID 'AND YOU KNOW WHAT GODDAMNIT!'" I yelled. "Acey is scawy!" She said in a baby voice and waddled over to Itachi. "Itachiiiiieee!!!!!" She whined. Itachi just did O...... "What?" He asked in his normal unemotional emo voice. "I wuv you all!!" She said and danced over to Sasori who was slightly irritated at Konan for crying to him after Itachi slapped her from saying that she loved everyone. He was sooo PMSing today!!
Next was Kisame. Mwhahaa... "Hey Kisame! Come 'ere!" I said, slightly buzzed. "What woman?" He said coming over to me. "Try this!!!" I said, motioning over to a cup filled with rum. "Uh... Why?" Kisame looked at me slightly flustered. A flustered fishy... okays. "Just do it, Fishy!" I yelled. "Goddamn it! Fine GIRL!" He yelled at me and downed the rum. I poured him another one. And 12 others. He was SOO drunk!! Lol!! A drunk fishy is very fun! "Come on Acey! I wanna piggy back 'wide!" Kisame yelled and jumping up and down while his hands were on my shoulders indicating he REALLY wanted a piggy back ride. "No, Fishy! Sit down and play with Weasel!!" I said, pointing at the flustered and quite confused Itachi. "He is very drunk off of rum." I whispered to him and pointing to the 2 empty rum bottles on the counter. We were the only ones their and Deidara was talking to Sasori and Tobi. Tobi was .. Kisame went to go play with Konan who was still fully drunk.
Rum he drank
*Now for my next victim.. I mean person... SHUT UP!* I was going mentally unstable from spending with the Akatsuki too long. "Tobiii!! Can you do me a favor and drink the Absinthe with Konan?" I yelled over to Tobi. Everyone else in the bar had gone home. Everyone here was in regular clothes and not the black with red clouds cape stuffage. "Sure Accalia-Chan! Tobi is a good boy!?" He yelled. *Why the hell does he keep up the charade? Everyone already knows that he's Madara...* "Tobi is a good boy if he plays with Konan and Kisame after drinking the green liquid! Even if it tastes bad, I still want you to drink it, K?" I said, walking over to Tobi and pouring him 2 shot glasses of Absinth, and watered them down and did everything else you usually do with the alcohol Absinth. "K, Accalia-Chan!" And after that, I got my three victims totally, completely, and un-knowingly drunk.
*MWHAHAHAHAHA!!And now for the weasel, then the puppet, then the blonde....*
"Itachiiiii-kuuun!!" I yelled over the commotion. Sasori was apparently displeased that Tobi wanted to kiss Deidara and Konan. Woooow, I know. I put on my black, elbow-length, me shay finger-less gloves and walked over to where Itachi was sitting; in a corner, banging his head on the wall with a beer in his hand. *So, he DOES loosen up once in a while. This shouldn't be too hard..... *Snicker** "Hey weasel, wanna have a drink with me?" I said politely, hiding my real intentions. I'm just glad he isn't freaking blind yet, with using his Saigon all the time. "Yeah, but only if you stop calling me weasel and call me my real name, Acey," He said. He smirked as I blushed. He knows I like to call them by their nicknames instead. "Noooope. You are Weasel, Kisame is Fishy, Konan is Flower, Deidara is either Blonde and/or Dei-die, Tobi is well.. either Middy or Tobi because I don't really feel like calling him Madara, and Sasori is puppet and/or Puppet master. It depends on what mood I'm in mostly." I shrugged. He just looked at me. O__O Okay... " Why would you call Kisame Fishy?" (Me- It's an inside joke between me and my bff Maria... You wouldn't get it and I don't really feel like explain so nigh! *sticks out tongue*. It's like 2:47 right now and I am not in any mood to do anything else.) "You should know quite well why." I giggled sick-mindedly as Itachi looked at me O..... "Are you okay Ace?" Itachi said, looking at me. Now was my chance to get him dunk, along with the others. "I guess... I am really thirsty though Ita-kun." I said, hinting I wanted a alcoholic beverage. But, him not knowing it wasn't for me, I laughed evilly.
"Itachi-kun, can you pleeeeaaassseeee have a drink with me?! Only until I have a grip on my saneness?" I pleaded, I was so good at this stuff. O.O. "I doubt that'll happen, but sure, a few drinks couldn't hurt. I am your designated driver so I can't get too drunk, okay?" He said as he walked away to the bartender. He came back with a apple martini and a bottle of Lucid ABSINTHE SUPÉRIERE. He set them on the table, went back and got a shot glass along with Jack Daniels, Captain Morgan, Bohemio, Bacardi-white rum and gold, and Absinthe. Did he want to get me drunk? He sipped the apple martini and then handed it to me and I took a sip. I gave it back and then I poured the Lucid. I downed the Lucid and my throat burned and my vision got slightly blurry.( me- DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME OR YOU WILL GET IN SO MUCH TROUBLE IF YOU ARE UNDERAGE!!!!)
Itachi and I shared the same shot glass.
(me- there is something to think about for Itachi's fangirls. Even if you like Deidara, you got a technically indirect kiss from Itachi... O__O)
And let's just say, we finished those eight things of alcohol pretty quick. And Itachi and I played games together while Deidara just watched me. And then to my horror, Itachi's favorite song, Vampire Heart from H.I.M. came on. He was dancing on top of the tables without his shirt and very short shorts.
(me- there is something to think about for Itachi's fangirls again. O___O)
Konan and Tobi were playing, I was ., O.O, O___O, O_o; Deidara was doing the same thing as me and Kisame was up there with Itachi. And with very little on. That was a very scary moment. Itachi and Kisame was now doing the Soulja Boy. Now they were dancing to Justin Timberlake and Itachi screamed out, "I LOVE THIS FU*KING SONG!!!!!"
And much to our amazement it was the song Sexy Back. I just stared as I watched Kisame and Itachi tango to the song Angels by Within Temptation. And then Deidara, Sasori, and I just was horror struck as Britney Spears came on with Piece of Me and Itachi wanted to pole dance. Kisame was pretending to be the person really interested in the pole dancer. I totally grabbed out my phone as Deidara did. He video-taped all of this stuff that was happening tonight like I asked him to. Now, I just HAD to get this on my phone and put it on YouTube. Hell YA!!!! Gimme More came on just as Itachi decided to strip dance and I almost puked and went outside for fresh air and came back in covering my eyes as I sat down on Deidara's lap near the back of the bar. Getting Itachi drunk wasn't really the best idea.....
....O___O....yeah....
Now for the puppet. I got up out of Dei-dei's lap and walked over to Sasori."Sasori!" "No I am not." He responded. "You don't even know what I'm going to ask!!" I whined. "Yes, you are going to ask me to drink with you and then you will get me drunk like you did Itachi. I'm not that stupid." He smirked. "... Your no fun! You really need to loosen up more!" I said. He laughed. "Wow, a rare thing for a puppet to laugh. O.O.... Now, stop being so emo and stop cutting yourself and let's have some fun for once! You people are really so stiff!" I said, motioning him to follow me. The extremely reluctant puppet-master followed.
After about 20 minutes, he got drunk. 'Yay. Now for Deidara... MWHAHAA!!' I thought, laughing insanely. I walked from the drunk red head that was making out with Itachi, and over to Deidara. "Hiya Baby." I said, kissing his forehead. He was already a bit tipsy. "Heeeeyyyyy Acciieeeee!!" Dei-Dei said, trying to get up, but falling and laughing really hard. "Zo my eff geeeeee!! I need to.. I need to take picturessss!!" Deidara said, stumbling over to the two males making out and poking Itachi. "WHHATT??" Itachi said, reluctantly moving away from Sasori. I giggled and fell out of the chair as well. Alcohol kicked in. "WEEEEEEEEEE!!!! I'm a prettiful ballerina!!!!" I said, running over to Deidara and taking the camera out from his grasp and taking random drunk pictures. "Come back here, un!!!" Deidara said, grabbing me in a bridal style and showering me with alcohol-smelling kisses "Ewwww!!" I yelled, kissing back to try and get him off, but to no avail. He started kissing down my collar bone. I moaned. "Stop..it... not ..here..." I said in between breaths and moans. He came up and kissed my lips. He licked my bottom lip, asking for entrance and I gladly gave it him. "You want to go home... Or should we get to know the bathroom better, un." Deidara said, his hot breath on my neck as he kneeled on top of me. "Bathroom." I said, smirking and he helped me get up. "Boys or girls, un?" "Whichever one has a condom." Deidara smirked. "Girls then, yeah." I grinned. We practically ran into the stall. Once we were in there, he picked me up and slammed me into wall, while kissing me, making me gasp. Normal 0 false false false EN-US X-NONE X-NONE !-- /* Font Definitions */ font-face {font-family:"Cambria Math"; panose-1:2 4 5 3 5 4 6 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:roman; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-1610611985 1107304683 0 0 159 0;} font-face {font-family:Calibri; panose-1:2 15 5 2 2 2 4 3 2 4; mso-font-charset:0; mso-generic-font-family:swiss; mso-font-pitch:variable; mso-font-signature:-1610611985 1073750139 0 0 159 0;} /* Style Definitions */ , , {mso-style-unhide:no; mso-style-qformat:yes; mso-style-parent:""; margin-top:0in; margin-right:0in; margin-bottom:10.0pt; margin-left:0in; line-height:115%; mso-pagination:widow-orphan; font-size:11.0pt; font-family:"Calibri","sans-serif"; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} .MsoChpDefault {mso-style-type:export-only; mso-default-props:yes; mso-ascii-font-family:Calibri; mso-ascii-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri; mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-hansi-font-family:Calibri; mso-hansi-theme-font:minor-latin; mso-bidi-font-family:"Times New Roman"; mso-bidi-theme-font:minor-bidi;} .MsoPapDefault {mso-style-type:export-only; margin-bottom:10.0pt; line-height:115%;} page Section1 {size:8.5in 11.0in; margin:1.0in 1.0in 1.0in 1.0in; mso-header-margin:.5in; mso-footer-margin:.5in; mso-paper-source:0;} 1 {page:Section1;} --
He slipped his tongue in my mouth and I wrapped my legs around his waist, feeling the huge need for more contact, lots more. We parted as breath became necessary and I just gave him a look and he started to tear off our clothing and grab out a condom.
........ An hour Later......
We were both really flushed, in the bar, not in the bathroom, and I was feeling very tired. I had changed into a very revealing outfit that I got from one of the girls who worked here. It was a strip bar, by the way. Deidara had changed into something really hot and emo-ish, but more sexy and revealing than anything else; like my outfit. (heh, use your imagination. ^_~) I was stumbling about, looking for Sasori, for a reason I couldn't remember. I found him making out with Itachi in less clothes then I looked like I was in. I walked back to Deidara, sat on his lap, and fell asleep, already feeling on on-coming hangover.
The end
^_^