All of the following pieces are random updates from my AFC that were too short to give their own chapters.
I do not own AF, Eoin Colfer does. I do, however, own Saphire Trinity. Stealing her will result in very bad consequences.
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(- A version of what I went through just before I made this -)
Artemis sat at his computer, trying to figure out the way to get rid of this virus that had crashed his computers recently. He was having many difficulties.
++++++5 minutes later++++++++
(Artemis is holding a bazooka and is aiming for the compy)
Arty: DAMN YOU TO HELL!
Butler: Artemis, what the hell are you doing?
...
Computer frustration: It gets us all eventually.
...
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This is what happens when Holly finds out that Angeline knows about the people...
(Holly has come to Fowl manor in order to discuss the Koboi problem.)
Holly: (Knocks on door and adjusts the smart patches that cover her ears.)
WHY exactly is she coming in the front door? Because it would be more convenient than allowing Artemis' mother to believe that he was talking to himself or to randomly walk in on him speaking to someone that had POINTED EARS.
Angeline Fowl: (Opens door and looks down at Holly.) Hello, can I help you?
Holly: Yes, ma'am. I'm here to speak with Artemis. Is he in?
Angeline: (Looks slightly puzzled, but steps aside and lets her in.) Yes. He's in his room.
Holly: (Nods and starts to climb the stairs.)
Angeline: Ah, I didn't quite catch your name.
Holly: (Considers for a moment, then gives a mental shrug. What could be the harm?) Holly.
Angeline: (Expression brightens and she smiles.) Oh, you must be Holly Short, then.
Holly: (Stiffens and frowns.) Come again?
Angeline: You're Holly Short, from the LEP. The same Holly that has helped my Arty to become a better person.
Holly: (Closes eyes, facepalms, and shakes head slowly.) Mr. Fowl and the twins wouldn't happen to be here, would they?
Angeline: (Puzzled again.) They are out, and Butler is in the dojo training.
Holly: Good. (Opens eyes and glares up the stairs.) You may not want to listen to this. (Stalks upstairs.)
Angeline: (Frowns.)
Holly: (From upstairs.) ARTEMIS FOWL, YOU COWPOG! I'M GOING TO FREAKING KILL YOU!
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(This will be my... SILENT episode. Will randomly poke a lot of fun at certain things.)
Artemis sat in a chair on the balcony of his home. His mother had ordered him to do so, because of his complexion. She was worried about how pale he was, and wanted him to get a little sun. He had argued that the sun was a cause of skin cancer, but she had had none of it.
Artemis frowned, and briefly imagined that Butler was in the kitchen, snickering over this odd situation.
He glanced to his left, and smiled as a slight blur appeared near him. The blur gave way to Holly Short, a captain in the LEP and one of his closest friends. She smiled back at him and opened her mouth as if to speak, but paused as an odd expression passed across her face. She cleared her throat and tried again, but still could not make sound come out.
"..." she said as she frowned.
Artemis scowled and opened his mouth to tell her to stop pretending, but his vocal cords would not obey him. The most that he achieved was to look like a great fish, gaping as he was.
"...! ...?" he cried.
"...! ...!...!" Holly retorted.
They were both panicking now, as the silence stretched on. Artemis stumbled from his seat and stalked to the door. "..." he told her.
She blinked a few times, having not been able to read his lips that time. "...?"
"I'M GOING TO GET BUTLER!" he yelled, before he cut himself off in a startled gurgle.
"W-what just happened?" she exclaimed.
"I-" Artemis began, but had to stop and clear his throat. "I don't know."
...
Sapiria Trinity muffled her snickers with her hand as she watched them from the eaves. The silence spell was always fun to use on unsuspecting people.
Too bad they hadn't try to be mimes.