Addie: Kira, get the lights!
Kira: (swings in on chandelier) got them!
L: (shocked) Kira-chan mustn't do that!
Raito: (faints)
Leon: Addie doesn't own though myself and Kira belong to her.
Chapter 5: The Elusive Children of L and Their Cousin
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"I don't want to talk about it!" Mello snapped turning bright red. "But Mello-sensei, it's such an amusing story," a girl drawled coming out form behind a tree. Seto glared at her and Leon sighed. "Why are you here, cousin?" he asked. The girl smirked before leaning onto the tree that Mello was stuck in. "Now Leon, it's not nice to be mean to one's cousin," she told him. "Well Chibi Kaiba, I'm not the one who got her sensei stuck in a tree," he countered. L and Raito watched the two from the side lines then looked over at Kira. She dropped from her chair and Leon caught her while out batting an eye. "They seem to know us and are used to arguing in front of us," L muttered
"What did you call me, L?" the Kaiba-ette screeched as Leon put Kira down. "I didn't call her anything," L muttered again but Leon cut him off before he could tell her. "Stella, do you want the whole of the world to know?" he yelled at her. "Stop being paranoid, Leon," Stella snapped, "You're worse than L!" "Enough!" Seto finally yelled, "I'm sure the gears in L and Raito's heads are spinning so fast they don't know what's going on!" Stella looked down at the ground ashamed and Leon stubbornly looked at the back of the garden. "Hey, what about me!" Mello yelled at them. Stella snapped her fingers and he came down to the ground the ground with a hard thud.
"Happy now?" Stella asked in her Kaiba tone. "Stella, get in here now," Seto told her and Raito watched as the other teen obeyed. 'What's going on?' Raito asked himself, 'And who are these three. Leon picked up his sister and went inside the mansion. "I'm going to go fix us something," Serenity smiled, "I'm sure we'll all need a snack." "Let me help you," Leon stared for the kitchen but Seto pinned him down with a glare. "Sit," he told him and Leon sat down looking dejected. "How is it you able to get people to do as you say?" Raito asked as Leon threw him a glare.
Raito looked over at the twenty-one year old and notice Leon's facial structure seemed to match that of L's. "Why do you look Like Ryuuzika?" Raito asked. Before Leon could reply L cut him off, "Leon-san doesn't look a thing like me." Kira sat up yawning before turning to her brother. "Panda-nii needs to look like Panda-nii again," Kira said then attacked Leon's hair. "Damn it, stop that!" Leon yelled. The others watched as the sibling fought causing Leon's hair to return to its natural state. Leon finally threw his sister off of him then stood up. "There now I'm really Leon Lawleit! Happy?" he snapped before sitting down.
Kira smiled before sitting down next to her brother and smiled at him. "Leon-nii looks better with his hair like Daddy!" Kira grinned before running off into the mansion. Raito caught her arm and moved her in front of him. "Hold on," he told her, "You're not going anywhere until we figure out what's going on." Leon sighed before pulling a bag out of thin air. He opened it and pulled out a file handing it to L. "You two told us that if we came to the past to solve my case we would need proof of who we are," Leon told them, "That File has everything about us. Our birth certificates, everything you need to know. Now I have a case and must get back on it so have fun with Kira."
Leon swept out the room and Kira ran over to where Leon had left. "I hate it when Leon-nii leaves me with people I don't want to," Kira pouted the looked at Raito, "Papa is going to Domino High School tomorrow, right?" Raito blinked feeling uncomfortable about being called "Papa". "What case is Leon working on and why do you keep calling me Papa?" Raito asked, "How do I even know you're my kid?" Kira blinked then put her index finger in her mouth. "Papa did say that he wouldn't believe what was going on even if he is familiar with magic," Kira muttered to herself. Raito glared at her then spoke, "Well I'm not your father."
"He's right," L told her, "Two men can't have children. It's obvious you were adopted." Kira glared at both of them then pulled a familiar golden object. "If Papa and Daddy won't believe me then I'll have to show them," she gave them a crooked smile as Seto walked back into the room. "Kira, stop," he told her taking the future Rod, "Showing the future is a bad idea and you should know better." Kira pouted then walked off into another part of the house. "She'll come around," he told them, "she is your daughter though whether you want to believe it or not. Now, Stella why was Mello is a tree?"
"Bastard called me Chibi Kaiba," she told him, "I don't like being called that." "You little bitch!" Mello snapped, "You could never actually win against me!" Stella scowled at him then walked over to him. "I don't need to beat you," she hissed I just need to fry your ass." Serenity walked back into to see the tension rising between student and teacher. "That's enough,' she told them glaring, "Now we're all going to sit down and have lunch then we'll se about enrolling you and Kira into Domino High. I found a note in Kira's thing and the future Raito wrote down that you and Kira are to attend. I believe He knew Seto's wishes as well. Go find Kira, Raito. She's at least thirty pounds under weight and I'm going to make sure that girl eats!"
Raito glared at her but did as he was told. About five minutes later Raito came across the fallen figure of Kira. "Kira?" he asked feeling panic rise in his chest. He ran over to her and checked her pulse. She was still alive, but what had caused his near panic attack? "I don't care if this girl lives or dies," he told him self. "Papa is wrong," Kira muttered in her sleep, "He does care about what happens to me and Leon-nii just as he cares for what happens to Daddy." Raito sighed before lifting the sleeping girl into his arm. 'Wow, Serenity was right,' he thought, 'she is too light." Kira buried her face in Raito shoulder and sighed, "I want to make the world a better place in the same way as my Papa."
'She seems to know when people lie around her even in her sleep,' he thought as he headed for the living room, "Well let's try. Kira is an insomniac." Kira's eyes shot opened and she gave Raito a blank glare. "I would like Papa to know that I'm narcoleptic," she told him then fell back asleep. Raito held the girl a little tighter.
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Back in the living room L was reading over the file Leon had given them. Everything seemed in order yet something kept nagging him. 'How could two males have children?' he thought, 'It's not logical or possible. For this to happen Raito-kun or myself must have female organs of reproduction and neither of us do to my knowledge. Yet, they have a DNA test in here as well as everything Pan…Leon-san said that would be in here. Why did I almost call Leon-san "Panda-chan"? It's as if I want to believe he and Kira are my children, but that makes no sense.' The Kaiba's and Mello watched as L thought over what had happen over the last few hours.
"Fifty says L's going to hit his head on the table," Serenity placed a bet. "Seventy says L's going to yell 'this isn't logical', " Mello also betted. "A 100 grand says L will deny this all until he gives birth to one of them," Seto spoke before living the room. "What makes you think L will have them?" Mello yelled at them. Seto shrugged his shoulder before saying, "I also bet that L will let Raito into his life completely after Raito has a near death experience." Mello and Serenity both stared at him as the elder Kaiba left. Seto seemed to know what was going on and Stella wasn't even sure if she knew what was in the imedate future.
"Hey Mini Kaiba, what's going on?" Mello asked only to get hit upside the head. "You want to be in the tree again?" she asked, "No I don't know what's going on. It seems Daddy dearest has had a run in with Ishizu and she sure as hell won't tell me what's going on." Serenity sighed before stretching, "I guess I should head home I'll see you guys at school tomorrow." Serenity left and Stella showed Mello to one of the spare rooms. "what do you think L will do all night?" she asked her sensei. "He doesn't sleep so it's safe to assume he'll be thinking on what has happened over the course of the day," Mello told her. "I hope he'll be okay," she said quietly. "Now why is that?" he asked as the came to his room. "This isn't something L's used to," she told him, "What happens in Domino City usually can't be explained logically. Leon and Kira are known to hide things they don't believe need publication."
"We'll just see what the future hold for us," he told her, "Now tomorrow I want to know how I'm your sensei and what you know." Stella gave Mello a wicked smile before bowing and saying, "Of course Mello-sama, you were the one to teach me all I know about the Family."
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Addie: END!!
Mello: I teach the Kaiba?
Stella: Would you chill?
Mello: Why should I?
Stella: Near isn't here.
Mello: Oh R&R or I'll shoot you!
Stella: Sensei be nice.