Addie: Yeah

Addie: Yeah! Next chappie!

??: - oh Leon-kun

Leon: (blink, blink) Oh shit!

L: Leon seems to have frozen up is he well?

Kira; (excited squeal) Addie-chan does not own! I there I said it now Addie-chan give me sugar.

How much for the Eyes?

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Raito was in shock at the end of his school day. First he had almost been raped by Tea. Then Leon had came and made an announcement. Raito was too shocked to go to the office and smack the boy silly. Leon had come into the cafeteria and grinned at the gang. "Well, now that I think about it," Raito muttered to himself, "That was more like one of L's smiles."

--FLASH BACK RAY! --

"Students may I have your attention I have an announcement," the principal's voice came over the intercom, "I have the newest rock sensation N.L. here to make the announcement." "Hello guys and dolls!" Leon's voice came through the speakers. Raito's head connected to the table. How much more could he handle in one day? "I'm currently in town doing my thing and I remembered I'm in Domino City. What's a trip to the City of Games with out stopping at the King of Game's school? So thank Yugi Motou because I'm playing at your Prom!" The whole cafeteria screamed and cheered.

"Oh my God! N.L.'s coming and I'm going to make him mine!" Tea squealed. Raito felt the hairs on the back of his neck raise. 'What did that bitch say about my boy?' Raito thought, 'Wait, why did that thought cross my mind?' "Leon-nii would never date Tea," he heard Kira muttering beside him; "Papa doesn't have to worry about him." Raito put his hand on Kira's shoulder to keep himself from pulling out his Death Note and deleting Tea. "I know that but it doesn't mean I don't want to delete her ass," he told the girl. Serenity looked over at Raito and sighed, "Come on, let's get to class."

--End Flash Back--

Raito sighed after thinking back. Could his day get any weirder? "Hey Kaiba clone," he heard Joey yell, "We're going to the arcade, wanna come?" Raito watched Kira squeal before running over to Serenity, bouncing around her. 'I really just wanted to go back to the mansion and grope some Ryuuzaki ass,' he thought, 'but I really don't want to leave Kira alone with them. Why do I feel the need to protect her and hide her away from the world? She looks identical to my self but she has Ryuuzaki's weird idiosyncrasies.'

"Papa should come!" Kira yelled bouncing back over to him, "I'm sure Papa can put up with it for a little while." Raito gave in when he saw Kira giving him puppy eyes. The gang plus two entered the arcade and Kira was off. "What the hell?" Raito yelled watching Kira's hair disappeared around the corner. "Kira, don't run!" he snapped walking after her. The rest of the gang went off in different directions. Raito found Kira at the fighting games playing against someone familiar. "Matt, what are you doing?" he asked watching the teens as their virtual fight heated up. "Matt-chan is good but I'm better," Kira drawled out. "How do you know my name and the hell you can beat me!" Matt yelled at the girl. The duo drew the attention of the whole arcade.

"You've got to be kiddin me!" Joey groaned watching the two amber head teens fight. "Talim Wins!" the game's announcer spoke. "Yes!" Kira yelled while Matt looked like he would cry. "How did you do that?" he asked glaring at the girl. "Matt-nii taught me!" she giggled. Raito twitched as he watched from the side lines. It seemed to him that each of L's little twerps had associated themselves with either: Kira, Stella or Leon. "Okay Stella is the Mafia Heiress, and Kira is a video game fanatic," Raito thought, "Then that leaves Near for Leon." Of course this brought up many more questions and Raito couldn't sit there and figure them all out.

"Yes, Raito," a voice whispered in his ear, "Neo-L is the student of Near." Raito spun around to hit the man only to find Leon giving him a creepy smile. "Sup?" he asked looking unfazed at Raito's fist. "Don't do that!" Raito snapped looking exasperated. "Sorry," he told him, "I couldn't help it." Raito was about yell at him when he heard the song Dream a Dream playing. "Well, looks like Kira challenged Tea to a dance off," Leon whistled. Raito turned around to watch as Kira and Tea went at it. "What are you two?" Raito asked the man beside him. "We're the elusive children of Raito Yagami and L Lawliet," Leon told him, "We are Neo-L and his sister, Neo Kira."

Raito looked over at him in shock. "Will you kill Dad now that you know his name?" Leon asked getting cryptic, "or will you spare his life because you would die as well if he did?" Raito felt a pang in his chest now that he knew L's name. Could he really kill him? He turned his attention back to Kira watching as the girl kicked Tea's ass. "You little bitch!" Tea snapped after losing, "You cheated!" Kira gave her a blank stare and Leon made his way to the platform. "Is there a problem here?" he asked feeling Tea attach herself to his arm. "Oh, N.L., could you get rid of this slut?" Tea purred into his ear. Leon pulled her off and looked at his sister.

"N.L., please get rid of that parasite before I delete her!" Kira snapped looking ready to kill. Raito suddenly felt an aura that truly scared him. He looked over to see a blonde with green eyes glaring directly at Tea. "Bitch get you're hand off my man!" she hissed. Raito watched the scene unfold. "What did you call me?" Tea hissed at the girl. "Now Zelda, you know I'd never date this whore," Leon told her. Tea looked like she would cry and Kira just laughed. "Yous dah ho!" she laughed dully then went back to DDR. Leon just glared at her pulling away from her completely.

Serenity walked over to Raito putting her hand on his shoulder. "Hey Roland's here to pick us," she told him. Raito waved goodbye to the rest of the gang and the other two followed him. "So does Papa think Daddy will be pleased to see us?" Kira asked Raito once they were in the limo. "Kira, will you stop calling me 'Papa'?" he asked her, "It's kinda creepy." "Leon snorted and Stella elbowed him in the ribs. "Ow! Damn it Mini Mello!" Leon growled at here. "Watch yourself, Near Jr.," Stella smirked back at him, "I'm not the one who still sleeps with a plushie." "At least I'm not distracted by chocolate!" Leon hissed back. "I'm a woman and I'm allowed to be distracted by chocolate!" Stella snapped back.

"Shut up!" Raito yelled at the two of them, "Dear God you sound like the real Near and Mello!" Kira sighed before pulling out her DS. "Stella-nee and Leon-nii need to stop fighting," she told them, "Because they know I hate it." Stella and Leon glared at each other before turning away. Raito looked over at the girl confused while she just played her Naruto game. They arrived back at the mansion to find the living room a mess littered with toys. Leon sighed before making his way around the mess with prefect ease. Raito stared in absolute shock. Not even L could make it around Near's mess without tripping or stepping on something.

Near looked up at Leon in confusion. "L, how did you get past all me toys?" he asked looking up at him. "One I'm not L," Leon told him picking up one of the Duel Monsters figure, "Two I'm his son, so I'm a little smarter than him." "That's impossible," Near countered, "L is gay and in love with our prime suspect." Raito looked confused as Leon sat down in front of Near and started to set up some kind of scenario. "Okay here's how it is," Leon started holding up Near's L puppet, "In this town Shadow Magic runs free and grant it, it's completely illogical but it happens. I'm sure by now you've notice how much I look like L and my sister looks like Raito."

"Yes I see," Near said twirling his hair, "You also have some of their habits and you know your way around my trap." Leon shrugged before smacking the L puppet across the room with a Blue-Eyes figure. "The one thing Dad can't beat," he muttered. L came into the living room from the kitchen only to step on Near's robot. "Ow! Near should not leave his toys lying around!" L snapped nursing his bruised foot. "Ku ku ku," Leon chuckled before pulling a green apple out of his bag. L glared at the man sitting next to one of his successors." How did you make it to the center?" L asked as Leon made his way back out. "Years of having to deal with Near and you," Leon huffed.

Raito sighed before stepping in between them. "Now stop it," he told them, "Is there any reason for you to fight?" Kira looked up from her DS and smirked. "Yes, because Daddy wants Leon-nii to be the top detectives in the world," she told Raito, "but Leon-nii likes to bake and sing so he doesn't want to be L" Stella scoffed before pulled out a chocolate bar tying it to a fishing line before walking up stairs and sitting herself on the banister. Seto walk into the living room and dropped his paper work. "Stella, what in hell's name are you doing?" he yelled. "I'm Mello-sensei fishing," she told them.

Right on cue Mello walked through the hallway noticing the chocolate bar. "Oh holy floating chocolate bar," Mello stated in awe, "You're mine!" Just as Mello dove for the bar, Stella reeled it up sending Mello into a pile of Near's stuffed animals. "You bitch!" Mello yelled turning back to the Kaiba-ette, "That wasn't funny!" Stella just laughed as Mello snatched the bar off the line "that works almost every time!" she laughed. Leon sighed before taking a bite out of his apple. "Hey L, have you touched a Death Note before?" he asked taking another bite of his apple.

-- Later that evening--

Raito walked into the library and saw one of the most prefect sights of L he had ever seen. L was on his elbows and knees with his behind up in the air lazily twitching back and forth like a cat's tail. 'Now that I think of it,' Raito started in his head, 'He would look cute with cat ears and a tail.' Raito slowly made his way over to the man on the floor and let his hands make contact with what they had been itching for all day. "What is this odd sensation in my butt?" L asked the computer. "It could be that It's losing blood there," the computer told him, "Or the fact that Raito is literally molesting your ass."

"L-chan, do you know you look like a cat right now," Raito purred continuing to rub L's ass. L jumped away from Raito looking wide eyed and scared. "How does Yagami-kun know my name?" he asked backing away for the teen with the feral grin. "A little birdie told me your name," Raito continued to purr moving in on the scared man. Just as Raito was about to pounce a song rose up form the grounds outside.

I feel you Leon-kun

I feel you…..

Do they think that walls could hide you?
Even now, I'm at your window.
I am in the dark beside you...
Buried sweetly in your raven hair!

"What was that?" Raito asked. Leon came into the room wide eyed and dove into L's arms. "Panda-kun, what's wrong?" L asked without thinking. "Stalker…singing…..my eyes," Leon muttered burying his face in L's chest. L started to rub Leon's back. "Shh, it's okay, panda-kun," L mutter rocking Leon slightly. Leon seemed to clam down and L held him a little tighter. 'Why am I doing this?' he thought, 'Why does this feel natural to me?' Leon pulled away wiping the last of his tears. "Thanks," Leon told him, "I'll leave you guys alone now." L watched Leon walk out the door and he felt helpless.

"Raito-kun, why do I want to pull Leon-san into my arms and hide him from the world?" L asked. "It's just your parental side, L," Seto told them while walking in, "I get that same feeling when Stella comes to me upset. It was Leon that told Raito your name." L looked back at the door confused even more than before. Leon had known his name then that meant. "Leon-san really is my son," L muttered. "So Raito, what's your answer to Leon's question?" Seto asked looking at his cousin. Raito looked down in shame. The truth was he didn't have an answer. "I don't have one," he told Seto, "I don't want to answer yet." "I've got a question and I think Leon should come back in here," Seto smirked as the sulky twenty-one year old walked back in.

"I hate you," Leon growled at him, "It's not my fault Near can't teach me how to hide my magic." Seto smirked as Leon pulled at the black choker around his neck. "What's your question?" he asked getting impatient. "How much for the eyes, Leon-kun?" Seto smirked as he watched his younger cousin twitch. "Shut the hell up," Leon ground out.

--

Addie: Done!!

Leon: (looking around nervously while hold a cast iron skillet)

L: R&R Is Panda-kun okay?