Addie: It's time for Misa!
Misa: Yay!
L: Raito-kun is mine!
Misa: No he's not!
Kira: AUNTY MISA!!
Misa: Addie doesn't own!
Addie: I'm sorry Misa I have take the Death Note.
Misa, Fangirl on a Mission!
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"Wow, what a great day to be outside!" a blonde blue eyed girl smiled as she walked the streets of Domino, "Now, where is Raito?" /Please help me!/ a voice called out to Misa. "Huh?" she asked looking around for the voice. /She wants to take over this world and the land of the death!/ 'Who are you?' Misa asked the voice. /My name is Tea and I've been trapped in the Shadow Realm by my yami Teanna/ 'Why were you trapped there?" Misa asked confused. She didn't want to believe she had a voice in her head, but she had to because she had a shinigami floating not ten feet behind her.
/Well you see she was thought to be the queen of Egypt, but I believe Yugi was/ Tea told her /She's very jealous of him so she banished me here. I support their relationship but she feels she should have Atem/ Misa nodded her head understanding. 'It's that way for me when I see Raito with Ryuuzaki,' Misa told Tea. /You're not going to break them up are you?/ Tea asked. 'Nope I have my own man now, and he was quite hard to get,' Misa told Tea.
--Kaiba Mansion--
L came into the living room the next morning finding Leon typing on a laptop surrounded by plushies and stuffed animals. "Why is Panda-kun in a mountain of stuffed toys?" he asked as Leon looked up. "I have a similar pile of plush back home in my room," Leon muttered biting his thump nail, "This makes no sense." L watched as Leon pulled on the choker around his neck then typed something. "Why is Panda-kun wearing a female accessory?" L asked as Leon pulled again. Leon glared at L before removing the choker to reveal a little gold object resting on his throat. "You know how Kira has that golden scepter that looks like it a take an eye out?" Leon asked.
L nodded his head then moved some of the toys over to sit by Leon. "Yes, I've seen it," he told him. "Well, it's called the Sennin or Millennium Rod," Leon spoke, "What I have around my neck is its sister Item the Millennium Necklace." L lifted Leon's chin to get a better look at the necklace. "Isn't this what causes a person to have a split personality?" L asked looking confused. "No it's not," Leon told him, "I'm the one Ishizu chose for her successor and I got the item, not the yami." L nodded then looked at the screen. "What is Panda-kun doing?" he asked as Leon closed the laptop. "I was going over Kira and Tea's DDR match from yesterday and it doesn't add up," Leon told him, "My sister is a gamer, not a dancer and Tea clearly had the edge."
"Why does Panda-kun call Kira-chan his sister when…" L gulped, "It's obvious that Kira isn't related to Panda-kun?" Leon smirked at L before pulling out his bag. "Where did Panda-kun get the bag?" L asked as Leon pulled out a small package. "I pulled it out of Pop's ass, no not really," Leon smirked, "This is how I prove to you that Kira Lawliet is your daughter." Leon opened the box to reveal a chocolate cheesecake covered in chocolate sauce and candies. Within five seconds of Leon taking out that cake Kira was in the living room giving him puppy dog eyes.
"Leon-nii will give me that cheesecake, won't he?" she asked. Leon smirked as Kira tried to get at the cake. "What do you say?" Leon asked closing the lid. "May I please have Leon-nii's cheesecake?" Kira asked grabbing at the cake. Leon handed the box over to her and Kira squealed her thanks running over to the next couch. L watched as Kira pull the cake out of the box setting it down carefully. She picked up her fork and started to eat. "Kira, stop being a germaphobic and eat the cake right," Leon smirked as she gave him a blank glare. "I'll have Leon-nii know that I'm not afraid of germs, I just eat like this," she told him moving back to her cake.
"Sure," Leon smirked, "That's why you flip out when there's even the thought of dust in your room." L watched as Kira threw a plushie at her brother. "I don't like Leon-nii right now," she told him. L smiled as he watched the siblings interact. 'They act like Raito-kun and Sayu-san,' he thought. Kira suddenly fell over and L felt his heart skip several beats. "Kira? Kira-chan, are you okay?" he asked shaking her slightly. "Well, Kira's got the right idea," Leon said while laying back.
"What?" L asked as Leon closed his eyes, "Do you not care that she could be seriously ill?" Leon sat up glaring at the man in front of him. Leon's vision became red for a split second before returning to normal. "Of course I'm worried about her," he told him, "but during Kira's narcoleptic fits there's nothing I can do." L looked at the girl strangely. 'How are they my children when I love Raito-kun and we're clearly both male,' L thought. Leon opened his eye to L in his upright fetal position. Sitting up he looked down at his green apple shirt then conjured one out of thin air.
"don't think too hard on it," Leon told L, "How we came to be when both our parents are guys is really quite simple. The Shadow Realm…."
-- Down town Domino--
Misa smiled as she shopped around. Behind her, Rem was talking to Tea. "So your other self is trying get revenge on this Yugi and will go through any channel necessary to kill him again?" she asked as Tea nodded sadly. /That's what I'm afraid of/ Tea sighed. As they were talking Teanna was walking up on Misa. 'I just need to get that Death Note,' she smirked, 'then my spell will be complete and Neo-L will be mine.'
Teanna walked up to her and smiled, "Hi I'm Tina." Misa smiled at her then frown. "You remind me of someone I know," Misa frowned not remembering Rem and Tea behind her. Tea started to move in front of Misa protectively. /don't you dare hurt her!/ Tea yelled out. Teanna grinned at both Misa and Tea. /Now Hikari dear, how am I to kill that wench Yugi if I don't take the Death Note?/
/Don't worry, I'm only kidnapping two people and mind controlling one/ Teanna told her hikari. Misa smiled at her then held out her hand. "Hi, I'm Misa Amane," she told the yami. "Misa-chan, I love your outfit!" Teanna faked squealed, "Why don't we go shopping together!" Misa quickly agreed and Tea watched for them side. /damn it Rem, what are we going to do?/ Tea asked as the white shinigami. "We'll go talk to Ryuk," Rem told her, "I'm sure he'll know what that bitch is up to." Rem and Tea left leaving Misa to fend for herself against Teanna.
--Kaiba Mansion--
Raito sighed as he moved from his room down stairs. He was on the verge of a hissy fit because well, he's a teenaged boy with a hot detective for a boyfriend. Said detective had not screwed him in several days. "I want Ryuu-kun to fuck me!" he whined coming into the living room, "Now, where is that seme of mine?" L looked up upon hearing Raito whine seeing him make his way over to him. "Why is Raito-kun whining?" he asked then looked over to see Leon had vanished. Raito walked over to L pulling his knees down then sitting on his lap. "L-kun, I'm horny and Leon interrupted us last night!" Raito whine while wiggling his ass.
L bit back a moan as Raito ground into him. "Raito-chan, what about Kira?" he asked looking at the sleeping girl. Raito looked over at Kira then ground his hips into L's cause him to moan roughly. "She's not waking up," Raito told him, "Now screw me until I can't walk!" Kira rolled over her back facing the two on the other couch. "Papa sounds like an over sexed whore," she muttered then yawned. Raito glared at the girl on the other couch and about to yell at her when he felt L grab his ass. "Raito-kun isn't getting away," L purred as he unbuttoned Raito's shirt. He started to rub and pull at one of Raito's nipples when the front door slammed open.
"God, I need your help!" a voice yelled, "What are you doing to God?" Raito groaned laying his head on L's shoulder. He was sexually frustrated and Mikami had just ruined it for him. L noticed the disappointment in his lover aura and pulled a blanket over the two of them. He then nipped at Raito's ear. Raito slid off of L's lap but L kept him close as Mikami came over and sat down on Kira. Raito was completely in his right mind when he saw this and flipped.
"Mikami, get off of her," he yelled moving his worshiper off his child. Mikami jumped up and looked down at the not so sleeping amber haired girl. She looked at Mikami for a minute then screamed. Within a second of Kira screaming Leon had appeared again holding Mikami down. "What did you do to my sister?" he asked choking him. Let it be known that Leon Lawliet has an overprotective streak a mile wide. He gets it from his daddy. "I didn't know you have a child, God," he choked out as Leon held him down. Kira moved over to her brother and pulled him off the older man.
"Daddy doesn't want Leon-nii or me killing people," she told him, "Besides I'm sure Mikami will listen to me because I am the daughter of 'God'." Leon sighed then removed his hands from attorney's throat. "You are God's daughter?" he asked moving to bow in front of her, "Please forgive me, dear Goddess!" Kira smirked then blinked in surprise. "Where is Aunty Misa?" she asked as Mikami got up.
"That's why I'm here," he told them while fixing his suit. Leon sighed then pulled his bag from out under the coffee table. "I'll go see if I can find Misa from the air and Kira you go and write something down in your Death Note," he told her, "That should lure the task force here." Kira shook her head then pointed at Leon's laptop. "Leon-nii should send them a message telling then that Kira has moved to Domino," she told him, "that way we can kept track of them and I can go around sending them fake clues."
Leon nodded his head and started up his laptop. L watched in fascination as Leon's fingers danced across the keys. To L it was almost like watching Raito type. Now that L was really looking at him, he could see himself in the boy. "There," Leon smirked sending the e-mail to headquarters. Raito smirked at the way Kira and Leon worked together. "Now Kira, you just have to do your part," he smirked and Kira grinned. "I guess I get to delete some fools," she said as she gave a just as planed face. Yes, they would find Misa and the taskforce would have a new suspect to stalk.
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Addie: DONE!!
B: Adelaide, did you know your name equals out to 13?
L: Beyond, what are you doing here?
B: being a throne in Leon's side and trying to get Adelaide's eyes to make jam. :3
Leon: (Whacks B upside the head) R&R
Addie: oh, this is how you get what your name adds up to. Write yourself a key lining each letter with the number it corresponds with A 1 and Z 26. They add up each number in your first name, middle name and last name. You should have three answers after that. Add those three together and when you get the three digit number add the digits together and you should get what your name equals.