Addie: Leon, Kira, are you ready?

Leon: For B? Nope, never.

Kira: (pulls out camera) Leon-nii should be nice!

B: (evil smirk) Adelaide doesn't own Death Note or Yu-Gi-Oh.

The Molestation of Leon

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Teanna giggled as Leon and Stella fought. "That's it, my pet," she said, "Kill that dragon." Stella dodged as Leon stuck at her. From the shadows, a man with red eyes glared at the yami. Leon was his play thing and no foolish ancient hag would take the boy from him. Leon smacked Stella down and she hit the ground hard. "Can't you do any better, Stel?" Leon asked licking the blood off his hand. "At least I'm not being controlled be some old hag!" Stella laughed then got back on her feet. She let her tail curl and flick like a cat's then pulled her gun out. "You ever wonder why Kaiba's are called cats?" she asked moving to stand.

"Yeah, you don't come when we call!" Leon sneered. Mello pulled Kira off the hook and Near walked over to them. "It seems their too busy watching the fight," Near said helping Mello put Kira onto his back. "This girl has no meat on her bones," Mello said in slight shock. They ran over to L and Raito giving them their child. L pulled his sleeping daughter into his arms. "Kira-chan, please wake up for me?" L asked shaking her slightly. "Wait I know what will work," Raito said, "Kira likes to eat beef ramen and sushi." Kira sat up in L's lap and glared at him.

"I don't eat ramen or fish," she told them then went back to sleep. Raito and L smiled knowing at least one of them was safe but what about Leon? Leon threw Stella back at the rest of the gang and Teanna called him to her. "Damn it, "Stella said glaring at the woman in front of her. Teanna brought her hand up. Leon flew over to her and kissed it. In the back round B's glare intensified. That bitch was going to die. Leon noticed B and shot him a pleading look as the control slipped for a split second. Teanna pulled his head into her breast and L looked like he would kill.

"You see, Leon is under my control through his own Death Note," Teanna laughed, "and using Misa as a human shield, Leon will be my slave, forever!" B swung in from the shadows and kicked Teanna way from Leon.

B pulled Leon to him and ran a hand down his face. "Did she hurt your eyes? They aren't damaged, are they?" He gazed at Leon's shinigami eyes, running one hand up his leg and snaking upwards to somewhere Leon would never have allowed him to get this close to. "Oh… yes…" B realized that Leon was relatively helpless right now and grinned wickedly. "Little shinigami-kun, glad to see you're not resisting me." He nipped gently at Leon's neck, upon which L let out a furious cry an immediately attempted to get at B and rip him to pieces. B only chuckled unnaturally and attempted to further harass Leon. He pinched one of Leon's nipples, which made both parents shout furiously at him.

"What? He can tell me to stop if he doesn't like it," teased B, red eyes glinting. "Go on, little Leon, say 'no.'" Leon blinked coming back into his senses only to notice two pale spindly hand that did not belong to L. "B!" he yelled throwing the older man over his shoulder. "How many times do I have to tell you that I said 'NO and mean No'?" L sighed when he watched Leon beat B into a pulp. "I'm sure there's a hickie on my neck, you pervy old man!" Leon yelled. Kira woke up and rubbed her eyes then looked over at her brother beating her "uncle".

"Why is Leon-nii beating BB?" she asked moving over to them. "Kira dear!" B said waving at her. Kira giggled then notice Misa moving over to the black pot in the back. Misa tore out a page and put it into the pot. Leon's eyes went back to possessed form and Leon shook him head. "Hey, Teanna, how many pages of my Note did you put into that pot?" Leon asked. Teanna glared at them but Kira ran over to Misa and kicked the Death Note from her hand. Misa was about to dive for it but Stella shot lighting at the pot causing it to explode. "Misa, snap out of it!" Raito yelled.

Misa blinked then looked around in confusing. "Where is Misa Misa?" she asked looking around. "Raito!" she yelled running over to him. L pulled Raito into his arms and glared at Misa. "He's Mine, Ho!" he snapped. Leon turned to back to B and started to beat B again. "Why are you here?" Leon said smacking up him side the head. "And Way do you stalk me?"

"Why NOT stalk you?" B murmured happily, despite being beaten. "And you have such fantastic eyes…" He licked his lips. Leon smacked B again and sighed. "There are days I wish I was a normal child." Kira smiled before bouncing back to B and jumping on his back. B "Ooffed" but let Kira stay. L looked at his future children confused. They seemed comfortable around B. Leon sighed and smacked B for good measure. Then out of no where a blonde blur flew in and attached it self to him. "Leon!" it yelled. "Zelda?" Leon asked then blinked.

B glared at the blonde and Zelda stuck her tongue out at him. "Ha! He's MINE!" Zelda said haughtily. "Why do I feel like some whore?" Leon asked. "You're not a whore!" four voices yelled at once. "Whatever, you people are useless," Leon said pouting. "Get off him you bitch," Teanna screamed, "I'm not done yet!" Kira saw her Rod and grinned. She hopped off B's back a moved over the Item. She picked it up and pointed it at Teanna. "Leon-nii, what should we do with her?" she asked. Leon smirked then grinned. "I say we send her to the Shadow Realm and make her watch Yaoi for the rest of eternity," he said giving off a B grin. B smirked at Leon in pride and stuck his tongue out at L.

Kira hit her brother's arm and glared at B. "Leon-nii is acting as like a drama king and BB needs to chill out," Kira told them. L looked at Kira in shock. B pouted at the sibling before Stella sent Teanna to the Shadow Realm and Tea took her body over again. "Oh thank God!" she yelled bouncing up and down. "You're welcome?" Raito said acquiredly. Heaven help Raito now. "Misa, are you okay?" Tea asked. "Tea! I LOL at Light because He said He had babies with L! Men can't has babies!" Misa laughed. Tea sighed and gave Misa her Death Note. "Tea!" she screamed hugging the brunette. "Misa, now, that I have my body back, do you mind telling me why you're here?" Tea asked.

"Yeah, I came to see if Serenity Kaiba could do a shoot with me," Misa told her, "and I came to record Raito and L together." Seto blushed when Misa called Serenity a Kaiba. He had actually been plotting that move for months. "What is the shoot for?" Seto asked feeling his face heat up even more. "We're doing a shoot for the new Duel Monsters lingerie," she told him, "She's going to do the Blue-Eye and I'm doing the Red-Eyes." Ratio looked over at Seto and saw blood dripping out of his nose. That answered any and all questions about his cousin's sexual preferences Raito had.

Mello laughed and Near hit him. "Why did you do that, you brat?" Mello yelled. "Can you tell me why Stella is wearing an outfit that resembles your own?" Near asked. "Ha! She must get her style from me!" Mello grinned. Seto turned his head to glared Mello. "What do you teach her?" he asked. "Cooking, negotiations, CEO etiquette, to name a few," Stella said pulling out her gun. "TNT, ransoms and kidnapping, and Mob Boss training," Mello counting them off under his breath. "I think you kids have down a wonderful job at finding B," a voice called out to them.

Stella, Kira, and Leon turned to see a blonde hair man smirking back at them. "Sensei!" Stella yelled running over and hugging him. Mello's jaw dropped when he saw his older self. The older Mello was not much different then his younger self except this odd burn scar over his left eye. Stella looked down at her teacher and frowned. "Since when do you wear suits?" she asked. The older Mello frowned, "What I'm not allowed to wear nice clothes?"

"No," three voices said at once. "Well, I'm dressed up because I had a meeting with Kaiba and you four have another few weeks here," The older Mello told them. "You Mean I have to deal with the Mini-Kaiba for a little bit longer?" The current Mello yelled. "Oh come on, Stella's not that bad," the older one smirked, "She can help you torture people." The Mello's smirked and Near looked like he would faint. "Too may mellos," he mumbled.

"Okay sensei, it's time to leave," Stella said pushing the older Mello to the portal. "But I dunno wanna," he said leaning back into his student. Stella huffed then kicked him into it. "Well, I've got negotiations training for awhile," Stella said, "I'm hungry, let's go eat!" With that the group left to get food.

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Addie: DONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

B: Adelaide why did you let Leon-kun beat me up?

Addie: the B molesting Leon scene was brought to you by AishiExcel. R&R