Addie: Last Chapter!

Seto: zomg! Holy Shit!

B: This in the first one you've actually completed right?

Addie: Yep! I don't own Death Note or Yu-Gi-Oh!

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Two months had passed and the gang was celebrating New Year's. L showed no signs that he was pregnant and Ratio was getting worried. It wasn't so much as L not being pregnant; it was if L's body could handle the stress. Leon had played at the Christmas dance instead of performing prom night. Kira had proven she could dance and beat L at DDR repeatedly, which L only pouted and said she cheated. Stella had helped Mello pull pranks on Bakura and Marik. Matt and Near just stayed close to their students. Matt could beat Kira at strategy video games but she kicked his ass at fighting games.

Leon and Near were constantly talking about the places Leon had been and Near's reeducation in social mannerisms. Ratio went over and laid his head on L's shoulder. "What's wrong with Raito-kun?" L asked taking a bite of apple pie. "Since when are you eating apples again?" Raito asked. "I thought you stopped eating them after I sent you that note about Death Gods?" L looked down at his plate and shrugged. He had been craving some odd things since Christmas, apples was at the top of the list.

"Can Ratio-kun get me some more pie?" he asked handing him the plate. Ratio walked over to the buffet table and L rubbed the slight bump on his stomach. 'Seven months' he thought letting a smile come to his face. Leon looked up from were he watched Kira dancing around and grinned. He walked saliently over to L and filled his lungs with air. "Panda-kun should not do things like that," L told him. "Why does that work on Pops but not you?" Leon asked putting his hands behind his head. "I'm your mother so it doesn't work on me," L told him. "When are you throwing up?" Leon asked looking out the window. "Three a.m., when I thought it would be," L told him. "Dad, Pops is worried about you."

L looked over at Leon and smiled. "I know, I just don't want him losing sleep over me," he muttered. "And you think I'm not losing sleep now?" Ratio snapped, "Why didn't you tell me?" L looked down in shame. "I didn't think Raito-kun would want to deal with a child at this time," he told him. Ratio huffed and pulled L into his arms. "Love you," Ratio told him. "Love you, too," L smiled. Leon made a gagging sound and B snuck up behind Leon and grabbed his ass. "Eep!" Leon squeaked. L turned to B and gave him an evil grin. "Good night BB," he said in a creepy high voice.

B ran for his life as L pulled out a random wooden spoon. Kira laughed dully at their antics. Leon then turned to Ratio and sighed. "Okay here's the thing; Dad will not be normal for awhile, trust me," he started, "It's best to take his mood swings as they come and don't forget to give him whatever he's craving. He mostly will lie on the couch and either cry, whine, or yell at the cat." "We have a cat?" Ratio asked. "Well, it's not really our cat per say more than the cat," Leon explained, "Kira named it Omi." Ratio sighed then turned to watch L beat B. "Oh and he'll be very violent to people who are crazy or some kind of threat to us."

L stopped what he was doing and looked at Raito and his left eye was twitching. "What in God's name have you done to me?" L asked giving Ratio a blank glare. "Hey don't look at me like that," Raito told him, "It's not my fault the Shadow Realm chose you." "Yes, and L will get fat, blame it on you," Seto chuckled. Raito blew Seto a raspberry and squawked indignantly. Seto picked up a pie and threw it into Raito's face. Ratio wiped the pie remains off his face and glared.

"So are so dead," Ratio yelled throwing a cake at him. Seto dodged and it hit Serenity in the face. "Real mature you guys," she told them then threw chocolate pudding at them. The first set of twin cousins ducked and the pudding hit the second set. "Oh it's on now!" Stella yelled picking up some cheesecake. The food war was on and L had ducked behind the couch and watched as the others laughed while throwing food.

"Hey, could you stop being retards?" Leon yelled dodging the cake that smashed into B. "I'm going to kill you all in your sleep," he growled. Leon sighed then pulled B's pocket watch. "Aw, my uke just groped me!" B said giving Leon sparkling eyes. Leon hit B over the head and looked at the time. "Shit," Leon swore, "Kira, Stella, we've got to go." A portal opened up behind them and Leon turned letting out a low growl. Stella put her hand on her gun and Kira dropped into her stance. "Leon, Kira, Stella, calm down," a man said, "It's just me."

"Near?" Leon asked. "You, Leon, have rehearsal till the cows come home," Near said. Leon dropped to floor and about cried. B walked over to him and patted his back. "There, there, Leon-kun," B said patting his head. L hit B with the spoon that he was beating him with had earlier. "Get off me L!" B hissed then ran away. "You leave my boy alone!" L yelled. Leon sighed then pulled B over to him by his collar. "Can't you behave for five minutes?" Leon asked. "Only if you let me…." Leon smacked his hand over his mouth. "You finish that thought I'll have dad castrate you," Leon hissed. The older Near put his head in his hand and ushered the girls into the portal.

Leon pulled B through the portal and the older Near followed them. They watched as the portal closed and L pouted a little. He grabed his stomach and his other hand grabbed onto Raito. "Raito-kun, there's an odd sensation in my tummy," he said before throwing up.

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Addie: Done!!!!!

L: That was a crappie ending, Addie-chan.

R&R I'm not doing the two bonus chapters sorry.