"Your blood doesn't smell very good anymore." Emmett said.

I opened my eyes to see him wrinkling his nose. "W-What?"

"Your blood–"

"I heard you the first time. But why?" I questioned. I looked around the room. I was in a library...

"You lost a lot of blood, dude. Alice really had to suck to get all of the venom out. Close call there, if they hadn't showed up when they did, you'd have been knocked out cold or screaming from the venom."

I turned my head to find the metal bars on a hospital bed. "Where am I?"

"Casa de Cullen." Emmett said. He gestured grandly to my surroundings. "The library, to be specific. Makeshift hospital room."

"Where is everyone?" I asked. "What about Angela?"

"Angela is in a real hospital. Because she's human. You, on the other hand, are not. So we didn't want to take any chances." He explained. "Where is everyone?" He tapped his finger on his chin in mock thought. "Edward is down stairs being gloomy. You see, he's not sure if he should be pissed that you're not a vampire, or that you lied, said you had everything handled, and almost turned into a vampire. Oh, and Jasper's joining him on that.

"Alice went out to get you some clothes. Yours are a little bloody. Plus the little squirt can't pass up the offer to go bankrupt while buying everything in a store. Rosalie..." He grimaced. "Well, she's a little upset that you got yourself in trouble and made Edward and Alice drag themselves all the way to Massachusetts."

"And Carlisle and Esme?"

"He's getting more blood just in case you trip on a knife and Esme is cooking for you. You eat right?"

I nodded. "I can eat."

"Aren't you going to ask the most important question of all?" He inquired.

I bit my lip and then laughed and realizing what he wanted me to ask. "I'm not going to say it in an accent."

He pouted. "Please?"

I sighed. "Why the bloo'y 'ell are ye 'ere?"

He rolled his eyes. "A real accent would have sufficed, no need to pick on me." He grinned. "I'm the only one who was in a good enough mood to wait for you to wake up." He wrinkled his nose again. "Even if your blood does smell like you stuffed a bunch of homeless people in there."

"Thank you. What a kind compliment." I said sarcastically.

"Sarcasm doesn't suit you, Isabella. Hey, can I start calling Alice, Mary?"

I shrugged. "It is her name."

He pumped his fist into the air. "Hell yeah!"

I looked down and flushed. "Could you possibly get me some clothes?"

"You're wearing clothes."

I glowered. "This is a hospital gown. I would not like to stand up and–"

"Moon everyone?" He suggested.

"Yes, that." I confirmed.

Mary stood in front of me, a huge grin plastered on her face. She held up the bags in her hand and plopped them onto my lap.

"Hi, Bella!"

"Hello, Mary."

She glared. "Alice."

"Mary." I said. "You used to love it when I called you that."

"It's the twenty-first century, Bells. Mary is a name for an old person."

I rolled my eyes. "Oh, shush. You're three years younger than me."

"How old are you?" Emmett asked.

"Twenty."

"You're older than Edward in both cases!" Emmett laughed.

"Damn you, Edward!" Mary shouted. "You are not taking her! She doesn't even have any clothes on!"

Edward appeared by my side, a huge smile on his face. "Your blood sme–"

"Yes, yes, yes." I interrupted. "I smell weird."

He grinned cheekily. "I missed you."

I smiled. "I'm sorry I'm not a vampire."

"That's alright, Bella."

Mary suddenly squealed. "Bella! The prom! It's tonight! I can't believe I forgot."

"Oh, no, Alice, I don't dance." I said.

She smiled. "You called me Alice. But that's beside the point, you're going! Whether you like it or not!"

"Mary, please." I begged.

"Ah-ah-ah." She tsked. "What's my name?"

I growled. "Alice, please."

"Yeah, Bella." Edward joined. "Come on. You have to go at some point."

"I don't dance." I refused. "The last time I danced was when James was asking Mary to but I jumped in her way."

"Awe!" Mary squealed. "That's so sweet of you." She hugged me. "Are all big sisters like this?"

I nodded. "That's what we're made for. To protect younger siblings from dancing with blood sucking vampires."

"You danced with me." Edward reminded.

"Because you made me."

"I can make you again."

"No, you can't."

He leaned forward, "I bet I can."

"I bet you can't."

"You're going." He said firmly, Mary backing him up.

"I hate you."

"You love me."

I rolled my eyes. "Stupid sparkly vampires."

One more chapter and it's over. I hope you all liked it! I'll post the next chapter soon, and sorry if this story is a little out of character. I don't want it to be, but oh well. I guess that's why they call it fanfiction. :)