A/N OMG I'm so astonished you like my story! It's even on somebody's favorites list XD I'm pleased,really. But now I am in charge of not disappointing you... And that's a bit hard for a crazy frog O.o

Ma Chao's Stupidity

Chapter 3

Listen and learn...

Ma Chao winked. Then he blinked. Then he punched himself.

"ZHANG HE?"

Zhang He made a surprised face:

"How do you know? Um... How did I say it in Dynasty Warriors 6?.. Aha! Was it my beauty that drew you?"

Ma Chao fainted. It was definitely NOT Zhang He's beauty that drew him. (It was actually a green van driven by Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi. Sima was the real driver,but Zhuge also did a hard work yelling at him when the Weist chose the wrong path...)

"Oh no! My cute Shuist is dead! Noooooo!"Zhang He cried,as he pulled Ma Chao into the throne room.

"WHAT'S UP ZHANG HE?"Cao Cao roared. It seemed like he wasn't pleased to see the Shu troublemaker here AT ALL. ESPECIALLY together with the Wei one.

"My little Shuist... I wanted to play dress up... But he... He suddenly died..."He sobbed.

Cao Cao laughed. Xiahou Dun looked at his cousin faithfully,but even he could say that the Chief Weist could have never matched Sima Yi...

"Muahahahahaha!"Cao Cao said,"Xu Zhu,bring me some water!"

"WHAAAAAT?"the Shuist cried,"You! YOU! YOU OLD TORTURER! NO WATER! NOOO!"

The Weions looked at Ma Chao with puzzled expressions on their faces.

"What's up,my little Shuist?"Zhang He asked softly,"Don't you like water?"

But Ma Chao fainted.

"My lord? Is this a broken Shuist model for Zhang He? Zhuge's tricks again?"Xu Huang asked.

Cao Mengde couldn't answer. He was laughing out loudly.

"N-no,Huang..."he said at last,"It's one of the Shu tiger generals,Ma Chao. And he can't swim,he is afraid of water!"

Zhang He was furious.

"HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MY DEAR SHUIST?"He hugged Ma Chao,"I regret I defected to you. Yuan Shao was much kinder than you! First you sold my Sima Yi to Shu for 22 coins! Then you laugh at my Shuist! You... You... UGLY DUCKLING!"

Cao Cao was confused. He calmed Zhang He down and gave him a huge pink lollipop,so that he would never regret leaving the Yuan family anymore.

"You better go wash your dear Shuist before he wakes up!" Xiahou Yuan advised. He looked forward to getting rid of the useless Butterfly General.

"Okay..."he agreed,wiping the tears away with his sleeves.

So,he washed Ma Chao. And he played dress up with him. Zhang He had some more time to do it,because when he was washing Ma Chao,the Shu General awoke...

Soon,Ma Chao was sitting on a blue Ikea chair,dressed up in a pink Hello Kitty dress(it was Zhang He's favorite thing to dress Sima Yi up in). He found himself being spoon-fed by the insane Butterfly Weion. And fed with PORRIDGE.

"Ma Chao!"Xiahou Yuan jeered,"Do you know that porridge... consists of..."

"SHUT UP!" Cao Cao yelled,"We are now free of both of them,you dumb man!"

Obeying the ruler was Xiahou Yuan's only choice.

"Now,Ma Chao,"Zhang He said,"Listen and learn..."

"Oh,I know,I know,Wei is better than Shu,we are all dumb guys,our ruler has long ears,green color is not beautiful,dragons stink... I KNOW THAT ALL! SIMA YI KEEPS TELLING ME THAT EVERY DAY!"

"No!"Zhang He laughed,"Listen and learn,it is time for prancing,now we are here,we're caramelldancing!"

******15 minutes later in Zhang He's room******

Zhang He and Ma Chao and Cao Cao were caramelldancing.

Cao Cao:By the way,I'll tell Liu Bei what you think about him...

Ma Chao:NOOOOO!

Zhang He:HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MY SHUIST?