A/N Aw my... Two reviewers already... Thz,ppl! XD I hope I will manage to finish the story,for this is the last week I'm active. I'm going to the non Wi-Fi summerhouse... :( Tell me what you want;finish the story as quickly as possible(I'll return on August 30) or make it longer,but with a three-month pause? I'll have plenty of time for typing,but without the possibility to publish anything :'(Waiting for your reviews.

Ma Chao's Stupidity

Chapter 4

...Now it's time for JUSTICE!

Three days of constant caramelldancing,consuming porridge and wearing Hello-Kitty stuff have elapsed since Ma Chao first arrived at the Wei palace in a pink box.

He was getting tired. But suddenly Ma Chao had an idea.

"I can call Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang! Actually,that's what strategists are for!"

Little did Ma Chao know of those sly guys being the authors of the idea...

******4 minutes later,Ma Chao with his cellphone******

Ma Chao:Hello Kit... I mean,Sima Yi!

Zhuge Liang:I'm not Sima Yi!

Ma Chao:Okay,hello Zhuge Liang!

Sima Yi:Muahahahahaha!I'm NOT Zhuge Liang,idiot!

Ma Chao:Aaaargh,you cheaters! You dumb guys,you badasses,you long-eared fools!

Sima Yi:Those were Guan Yu,Zhang Fei and Liu Bei listening...

******Ma Chao dropped the cellphone******

Then Ma Chao understood that there was not even a slight chance for him to go back to Shu. This meant,he had to set things here,in Wei,once and for all...

"Listen,Zhang He!"he said,turning to his "mommy" who was already cooking some new porridge in a toy pot,"I wanted to tell you something...a long time ago!.."

"You need a dummy?"Zhang He wondered,gagging Ma Chao with a pink dummy,"Or a diaper?.."

Butterfly's next action was prevented by spitting out the pink dummy right in his face...

"NO!It's about the PROPHECY,"Ma Chao said angrily.

Zhang He concentrated.

"Remember,the prophecy says that there will be the ONE someday,the one who shall be respected greatly... His name shall start with 'M' and he shall be the eldest child in the family..."

"Yes,I remember,"Zhang He said seriously. Of all the kingdoms,Wei respected this dumb prophecy invented by Sima Qian the most...

"Well,"Ma Chao grinned,"I know who this one is!"

"Who?"Zhang He wondered,"Oh,I know!"

Ma Chao felt like the ground was flying away from somewhere under his feet...

"Shall my plan fail?.."

"It's the author of the fanfiction!"(A/N yeah,it's me)

"NO! The ONE must be a MALE,not a hermaphrodite,"Ma Chao insisted,"It's ME!"

Zhang He opened his mouth,and the pink toy spoon fell out of his hand...

******48 minutes later******

Ma Chao stood on a huge platform with a glad grin on his face.

"Listen and learn,Weions!"he said in a strange,freaking voice,"For the time of justice had come!"

"Justice,yuck!"Cao Pi vomited.

Zhen Ji stared at Ma Chao with great respect in her eyes.

"You liar!"Cao Cao thought.

He was just envious.

******51 minute later,at Zhang He's room******

Zhang He winked Ma Chao.

"Of all the Weions,"he said,"I treated you with the most love and care! So,you must reward me now!"

Ma Chao felt like he'd just swallowed a huge caterpillar.

"R-rew-ward?.."

"This is what you MUST do!"Zhang He said,clapping his hands gladly,"Because it was in the Prophecy,right?"

"Uh...really?.."

"Yeah! It says 'and The One shall give a great reward to the guy,who treated him with great love and care'! And that's me! By the way,it also says that you must arrange a great feast for everybody else!"

Zhang He went out,leaving Ma Chao The One alone.

"I just CAN'T tell him I didn't like the treatment...I can't!"

It was time for justice. But where was it? Where?

******at the throne room******

Cao Cao:What,a feast? Great! Let us see that fake deity Ma Chao arrange a feast!

Zhang He: HEY-Y! HOW DARE YOU OFFEND MY SHUIST? You...UGLY DUCKLING!

Cao Cao:*sigh*

That bastard Ma Chao! Stole my title... Y_Y he will pay!