A/N OH FINALLY. Finally I made myself write another chapter! Yeah. I would have never carried this out if not for you,reviewers! Great thanks to all of you,those who reviewed.
Ma Chao's Stupidity
Chapter 5
Who wrote that song
Ma Chao didn't know where justice was. Or when the time of justice was going to come.
But one thing he knew for sure-UNJUST things had to be punished!
And the most unfair guys he knew were,totally,Zhuge Liang and Sima Yi!
And then an idea was born in Ma Chao's head,dressed in a pink hat by Zhang He...
******at night******
Ma Chao sneaked out of the palace under the cover of the night. Well he knew that it was a bit not really just to steal Zhang He's favorite warm coat,but he needed it! After all,he promised the Butterfly to repay it with a gift in a short note he left on the table. It said,"Zhang He sorry I have to go and I'm taking your coat but I'll bring you one very special gift you like it bye Zhang He."
Ma Chao managed to pass through the guards since this morning he,Zhang He and Zhen Ji were caramelldancing all over them,so at last,tired of beholding this wonderful sort of entertainment,accompanied by Zhang He's tiny voice "Come dance with us,dress in pink together!",Zhen Ji's yell"Yo-ho-yeh,oh yeh,waaaaaa~~~~!" and Ma Chao's background vocals,including such words as "Justice!" "Prophecy!" and "Who wrote that song?"
Now try imagine that.
Well yeah,that's why the poor guards very so tired and fast asleep for now.
But after fifteen minutes of traveling in the dark forest with no compass,map,knowing of the terrain and companions,Ma Chao felt a bit sad. A bit lost. A bit tired and REALLY hungry...
He sat down on the ground,buried his face in his hands and tried to think about his ingenious plan of how to punish Sima Yi and Zhuge Liang. But this made him even more sad...
Because there was NO plan. Getting to punish those two meant going all the way back to the Shu palace,which was pretty unsafe because of Liu Bei,Zhang Fei and Guan Yu,as well as a bit far away. A bit. Three thousand kilometers.
So he sat and cried,waiting for somebody to come and pick him up. This was pretty unsafe,for the people who could pick him up were probably those guards of Wei.
"WHERE ARE YOU JUSTICE?"the hungry Shuist wept,"YOU,THE PERSON READING THIS NOW,WHY CAN'T YOU BRING SOMEBODY HERE TO PICK ME UP AND FEED?"
Then,suddenly,Ma Chao heard giggling from under the tree on the left.
"Eh?"he wondered,"Who are you?.."
He ran there and saw a young man with hair tied into a ponytail,and in a biker costume and with a bao zi in his hand.
"Who are you?"Ma Chao yelled at the giggling man.
"I'm too lazy to answer..."
"But you said something so already?."
The man looked at the Shuist with curiosity and then stood up.
"Fine. I'm Ling Tong,who are you?.."he asked,chewing his bao zi. It was strange,seemed like it didn't ever end.
"Ma Chao. Why can't you finally eat up your food?.."Ma Chao licked his lips,"May I help you?"
"Well you see,since Koei released Dynasty Warriors 7,here I am,wearing biker stuff and lying under the tree and chewing this bao zi... Every day the chief Koeist comes and brings me a new one,so I'm TOTALLY FED UP WITH THAT!"
So Ling Tong offered Ma Chao some food and he ate it gladly.
"Hey Ling Tong!"Ma Chao decided to act in a sly way,"Do you want to bring havoc,anarchy and stuff?.."
Ling Tong stared at him in amusement,then said,"Well sure I do,that's my life's wish!"
"I have a plan..."
Then the sly Ma Chao told him about going to Shu. The Koeist comes and sees Ling Tong is missing and then...
"That's fun!"Ling Tong said confidently,"Seems like I'm going to go with you..."
******the next day******
So they went and went and went and went and went and went...
"Listen Ma Chao,"Ling Tong panted after another old woman kicked him and hit with a frying an on his head when they tried to steal some apples from her garden,"I'm hungry. I'm tired. I don't wanna go and travel to Shu with you anymore."
Ma Chao didn't listen. He was carving something out of wood.
"MA CHAO WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY DON'T YOU EVEN LISTEN WHEN I AM TALKING TO YOU?"Ling Tong yelled angrily,about to throw the only rotten apple he managed to steal at his Shuist companion.
Ma Chao lifted his hand and smiled proudly.
"The flute."
"The Cao Cao we need it?"
Ma Chao smirked. Zhen Ji has taught him some flute-playing,so now he felt like the master of it.
"We are going to go to the nearest tavern and play our flutes,then people give us money and food and stuff,you see?"
Ling Tong's eyes sparkled. This was a great idea.
So they spent three more hours searching for the nearest tavern...
A/N Well yeah,I know it's short and everything,so I'm probably going to write another one today,and I'm probably updating My Granny's Pet Lu Bu and that story about Sima Yi so you can say,I'm a really busy person... However,don't forget to review.