I put rule numbers 2 and 3 together. :D

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2. No, Kotetsu, it is not funny to attack the ANBU headquarters with paint balls.

3. Nor is it funny to attack the Intelligence headquarters with paint balls. Ibiki, your genin should not know where either of these headquarters are, so stop telling them classified information. Please.

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Kotetsu glared at a weed he was pulling. Ever since they had dropped the cat off the Hokage monument, Ibiki had been driving them insane with dull work like this, where there were only limited options in annoying others.

He glanced at his two companions, making eye contact with Iruka's dull gaze. Izumo was too focused on the rose bush to notice Kotetsu burning holes into his head.

Iruka caught the others meaning, thinking over the pleading look his friend had sent him. He was thirsting for some fun too…hmm.

Feeling around his pockets, Iruka came up with nothing. Absentmindedly planting the geraniums the brunette gazed off into space. Then an idea hit him like one of Ibiki's jutsu's. He turned and grinned maliciously at Kotstsu, who caught his look and smiled back.

Iruka slide in the window, passing the carefully laid trap he had somehow managed to disable. Beckoning to his other teammates, Iruka scanned the area for any more traps using the small pocket knife to cut a few chakra strings that would have had him hanging upside down for the night. IBiki had taught them well, disabling traps had to be Iruka's best attribute right now, after setting so many of his own.

Stalking down the darkened hallway, the three genin slid in to the room, making their way toward the sleeping jounin.

For being an interrogator, Ibiki sure was trustful of them, he should have been more paranoid, but they had managed to get that sleeping dust into his cup of tea and the truth serum into his ramen. Iruka considered talking to his superior about his trust issues with Konoha food, then decided he would…once what they were to do had all but washed away.

Nodding to the other two, Iruka, Kotstsu and Izumo snapped their fingers in union, activating the truth serum; they would have some fun to night. They justified it as getting back at the village for giving them awful missions.

Kakashi sighed as he made his way back to ANBU head quarters, his mission hadn't been all that bad, just an assassination of some feudal lord. It had gone without a hitch, but he was only 14, and he was tired. He leaped off another roof and looked down, his eyes capturing the strangest sight he had ever beheld. Were genin even supposed to know where the ANBU headquarters was?

He shrugged; all he wanted was to get some sleep. He left them to their mischief, making a note to tell the Hokage who had covered the building with paint balls.

The next morning, after meeting up with his team, Ibiki was sure something was up. The way they smiled had him on edge. Thankfully, he quickly learned what it was they had done. The mission office and the Hokage told him separately.

The next day was no different…only this time they had painted the Intelligence headquarters with pink and purple paint. He wondered, just like his superiors, how they had gotten that information. It wasn't till two weeks after, that he found out.

"You really shouldn't be so secure with your food in Konoha, what if someone poisoned it?" Iruka really was a devil in disguise. At least now he could tell his superiors how it had slipped from him. Ibiki always had hated mysteries.

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second is done:D