Sawada Tsunayoshi was not happy. Not happy at all.
"Gokudera-kun, how long will it take for them to wake up?" Tsuna asked his right-hand man as they dragged the Varia up the stairs.
"Don't worry Juudaime! A normal person would take 2 hours with the gas I used!" Gokudera responded cheerfully.
"Aaah, that's good..." Tsuna said as they dropped an unconscious Xanxus and his luggage on the bed in his room.
As it turns out, the Varia were NOT normal people would would normally take at least 2 hours to wake up.
They woke up in half an hour.
Tsuna, with the help of the faithful Gokudera, was cleaning up the front entrance, well, trying to clean it up anyways, the fighters had made quite a large mess.
Tsuna stopped cleaning and stood up. "Ne, Gokudera-kun..."
"HAI JUUDAIME!" Gokudera stood up and faced Tsuna, holding a wet sponge and wearing an apron of all things, around his waist.
"Do...do you hear that?"
Gokudera cocked his head and listened with his super-good ears. "Ah, sou."
The noises were faint, but they were there. Clinking noises and faint voices.
"Ne, Gokudera-kun, I'm going to take a little break. Will you finish down here?" Tsuna smiled.
"OF COURSE, JUUDAIME! I'LL HAVE IT ALL CLEANED UP BY THE TIME YOU COME BACK!" Gokudera commenced to cleaning as fast and as efficiently as he could.
Tsuna sweat-dropped and walked into the main hall, stepping over charred hunks of wood and slivers of marble. The noises got louder as he approached the kitchen. Oh, no, God, don't let it be true... Tsuna's heart sank as he heard a girly voice say, "Here you go, Boss~! Enjoy it, desu wa~!"
Tsuna quietly peeked in through the crack in the doorway of the kitchen. The first thing he saw was the kitchen staff lying in a heap, unconscious. Noooo, Tsuna moaned.
The second thing he saw was LUSSURIA dressed in a ridiculous apron with pink hearts all over the front. Tsuna nearly fainted.
He then saw the rest of the Varia - either that or he HEARD the rest of them anyways, sitting on stools at the counter-top, waiting impatiently.
WHAAAAAAAT?! I thought they were still unconscious! Tsuna screamed in his head. How did they find their way here so quickly?!
He then cursed himself for not putting a kitchen on the other side of the mansion as well.
He cursed again when he remembered that most of the rooms were on THIS side, the side where he and his guardians lived.
"OOIIII! HURRY UP LUSSURIA! I WANT MY SHARK FINS!"
Shark fins?! Tsuna sweat-dropped. I hope he meant something like, shark fin soup... He curled up into a ball next to the wall.
"Aah, sou desu ne~! Demo(1), the boss always comes first, desu waaa~!"
Tsuna rested his head against against his knees, only to bring his head up sharply again when he heard a familiar laugh coming from the second floor.
"Haha, you woke up too, Rhyohei?"
Tsuna crawled over to the staircase across from the kitchen doorway.
"OF COURSE TO THE EXTREME! THAT WAS AN EXTREME NAP! I CAN'T BELIEVE I EXTREMELY FELL ASLEEP WHILE I WAS EXTREMELY FIGHTING LUSSURIA!"
"Kufufufu, I don't think you fell asleep of your own will. But, I think I'm in the mood for some pineapple."
"Mukuro-sama, I don't think you know what we're talking about, you arrived afterwards..."
CRAP! Tsuna was really panicking now. The guardians were still upstairs, but it sounded like they would be coming down... I need to stop them before they start fighting again!!!
Tsuna scrambled up the stairs, listening to their conversation.
"Haha, if you're hungry, Mukuro, I can make us some sushi!"
"SUSHI SOUNDS EXTREMELY GOOD RIGHT NOW! I'M EXTREMELY HUNGRY!"
"If you all don't shut up right now, I'll bite you all to death."
Noooooo! Tsuna cursed the staircase for being so long. He wasn't even halfway up. But that also may have been caused due to the fact that he still wasn't very athletic.
"Ah, Hibari! We're about to go down to the kitchen for some extreme sushi! Do you want some?"
"... Whatever. If you make too much noise, I'll bite you to death, Sasagawa Rhyohei."
Almost...there... chikushou(2), Hibari sounds like he's not in a very good mood! WHY DID EVERYONE WAKE UP SO DAMN QUICK?! Tsuna tried to pick up the pace. He finally reached the last stair and was face to face with Yamamoto. Well, as close as he could get to face to face. He was still a lot shorter than most of his guardians. Heck, even Lambo who was only 11 was taller than him!
"Haha, Tsuna! We just woke up from a mysterious nap! Haha! We're all just going down to the kitchen so I can make some sushi! Do you want some?" Yamamoto said.
"N-no!"
"Eh?"
"I mean..." Tsuna sweat-dropped. "I mean, you shouldn't go down there just y-"
He was cut off by Gokudera's voice.
"JUUDAIME! I'M DONE!"
Craaap, whatdoIdowhatdoIdo, where's Reborn? cried Tsuna. Reborn was no where to be seen.
"Anou-" he started, trying to think of an acceptable excuse. He could feel Hibari's eyes boring into him.
"YOU BASTARDS!" screamed Gokudera. "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING?!"
Kuso(3)! He found them! Tsuna whirled around and fled down the stairs. "You guys, just stay up there!"
"Eh? Tsuna?" called Yamamoto.
"Hmn," said Hibari.
"Kufufufu, looks like there's a commotion downst-"
KABOOM!
Smoke started filling up the house.
"HIII! GOKUDERA-KUN!"
Yamamoto started running down the stairs. "Oi, Tsuna! Are you all right?" He started coughing.
"VOOOOOIII!! WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT FOR? I WAS FUCKING HUNGRY!" A large slam was heard.
Yamamoto drew his katana and stood in shock at what he saw.
The kitchen had been entirely demolished. Blown up. Gone. Everything was black and burnt up.
"JUUDAIME! I FOUND THESE BASTARDS RUINING THE KITCHEN!" Gokudera shouted to a shaking Tsuna.
But you just screwed it up even more! wailed Tsuna inwardly. "D-demo, Gokudera-kun! You didn't have to go so far!"
"Tsuna, what's going on-"
"Out of my way." Yamamoto was pushed aside by a blood-thirsty Hibari. "All of you are going to be bitten to death by me for disrupting the peace around here."
"HIIII! HIBARI-SAN! NO!"
"Ushishishi, are we going to fight?" sniggered the prince.
"KNIFE-BASTARD, I'M GOING TO KILL YOU!"
"Shishishi bomb-boy, you can't kill me - I'm a prince."
"EXTREEME! THIS LOOKS EXTREME! YET I'M EXTREMELY PISSED OFF BECAUSE I'M EXTREMELY HUNGRY AND NOW I CAN'T EAT TO THE EXTREME!!"
"Rhyooooheei~! It's so nice to see you, desu wa~!" cried an overjoyed Lussuria.
"I'm going to send you guys the cleaning bill for my suit once this is finished," Marmon said coldly, brushing off dust and debris from his neatly pressed suit.
"I will kill you all for causing such a commotion in front of the boss," Levi-a-Than growled, whipping out his parabolas.
HIII the situation's just getting worse and worse! Tsuna thought. What to do, what to do?!
Before any further damage could be done to the house, Tsuna yelled over the racket, "NAA, IF YOU GUYS WANT DINNER WE'RE GOING TO EAT OUT AT A RESTAURANT AND IF YOU AREN'T READY IN 5 MINUTES, YOU'RE GOING TO BE LEFT BEHIND!"
The hall suddenly emptied out. Tsuna was left alone, with the rubble that used to be the kitchen. Luckily, he found the kitchen staff unharmed, and he carried them over to the infirmary. He then dressed quickly and waited outside.
Chikushou(2), Tsuna thought. They were at the restaurant now and everyone was there. Even Lambo, but Lambo was shivering and his eyes darted from the exit to Levi and back again.
At least we got here without too much commotion, Tsuna thought. But that was all thanks to 21-year old Lambo. Even four years before he turns 25, he's still pretty intimidating.
"Oooi! Stupid cow! We're leaving for dinner!" shouted the aggravated storm guardian. "Hurry up!"
"Yare yare, I don't think I'll be coming today..." sighed Lambo.
"WHY THE HELL NOT?" Gokudera kicked the door.
No answer came from behind the locked door of Lambo's bedroom.
"Na, na, Lambo, it's alright! It'll be fun!" laughed Yamamoto. Tsuna and Gokudera looked at him as if he were a raving lunatic.
"FUN?!" Lambo nearly shrieked. "With the VARIA?!"
"IT'LL BE EXTREME TO THE MAX!" roared Rhyohei.
"Kufufufu, Bovino Lambo, what are you so afraid about?" mused Mukuro, twisting his finger around his short ponytail.
"Ga..ma..nn..." Lambo started sobbing.
"Ne, Lambo," Tsuna said kindly. "I won't let anything happen to you, alright? Please come out?"
"Vongola Boss, why do I have to go..." Lambo sniffed.
"Because it's a good experience for a cry-baby like you, having to sit with your fears," came Reborn's voice.
"REBORN!" yelped Tsuna
"GEH, I'VE HAD ENOUGH! AHOU-USHI(4) IF YOU DON'T COME OUT RIGHT NOW, I'M GOING TO BLOW YOUR ROOM UP!" Gokudera was serious, his hands were full of dynamite.
"GUPYAH!" Lambo shot out of his room.
"Haaai!" Yamamoto grinned, grabbing Lambo's arm, "Let's go!"
In the car, Lambo started freaking out. Everything was loud, and the majority of the people in the limousine were fighting. Finally, he couldn't 'tolerate' anymore and shot himself with the purple ten-year bazooka that he thought he had lost, but just found under his seat.
Everything grew quiet as a dangerous aura went throughout the car, accompanied by the usual pink smoke.
"Yare yare, young Vongola, what seems to be going on in here?"asked a dangerous voice.
"O-otona(5) Lambo!" Tsuna was terrified. It seemed as if 21-year Lambo was in a very, very bad mood.
The rest of the way was spent in silence, as Lambo gave a glare to anyone who tried to speak. Even Belphagor stopped grinning when Lambo took out his horns and started fiddling with them. Levi-a-Than fumed silently.
"Haaa, I hope it doesn't take too-" Yamamoto started as the waiter took their orders.
"VOOOII! IF YOU PEOPLE TAKE TOO FUCKING LONG, I'M GOING TO SLICE YOU UP!!" bellowed Squalo, waving around his sword. All the people in the restaurant turned and stared with huge eyes and several paled and left.
"Shishishi, I'm a prince, so you should serve me first," grinned Belphagor.
"Scum should always go last," retorted Xanxus.
"HIIII, just-just hurry up please," begged Tsuna while handing the bewildered waiter a 100 dollar bill.
"Y-yes sir." The waiter hurried away.
"Kufufufu, this will be interesting," Mukuro chuckled, leaning back in his seat.
They waited for a minute. Squalo started to get twitchy. Another 2 minutes got Bel grinning maniacally, and fingering his knives. 10 minutes had passsed when Levi-a-Than started tapping his foot while glancing at Xanxus. Another 5 minutes and....
"OOOOIII!! WHY CAN'T YOU ALL HURRY UP?!" shouted Squalo, slamming his foot on the table.
"KORRA!!" screamed Gokudera. "WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE ANY FUCKING PATIENCE?!" He pulled out his dynamite.
People started scrambling for the exits. Lambo gave one faint, "Ga.....maa....nnn...." then fainted. Tsuna wanted to do the same. Anything to escape this.
Hibari smirked and said,"If you all don't shut up and sit down now, I'll bite you all to death."
"Shishishi, don't they know, they shouldn't keep a Prince waiting~"
"Chrome, let's go. This is taking too long, and I want pineapples." Mukuro got up and left the restaurant.
"Of course, Mukuro-sama. See you later, Boss." Chrome followed him out.
Soon after, Bel started a fight.
"Shishishi, bomb-brat why don't you act like the dog you are and go fetch us our meals?"
"WHAT DID YOU SAY YOU BA-"
"Ma, ma Gokudera, let's calm down," Yamamoto said pleasantly while holding Gokudera in place.
"Shishishi, I guess you don't care for your crappy boss here, ne?"
"HIIII?! D-don't bring me into this!!!" Tsuna cried.
"WHY YOU-" Gokudera wrenched himself out of the baseball player's grip and lit his dynamite. "DON'T INSULT THE JUUDAIME!"
Tsuna couldn't take anymore and fainted as well.
A few seconds later, while Mukuro was humming and hugging a paper bag with an enormous pineapple in it, there was a loud explosion.
"Kufufufu, let's go Chrome," Mukuro said to Chrome who was looking towards the mushroom cloud of smoke with raised eyebrows.
Ahaha, that wasn't so good, but oh well. Sorry for any mistakes of any sort.
Please review - tell me what I can do better, it always helps! My story seems kinda off to me haha.... D: I think I didn't do Otona Lambo very well... Yeah, so if you don't think it's good, please give me suggestions on what I can do better! Thanks!
1) Demo - but
2) Chikushou - damn
3) Kuso - shit
4) ahou-ushi - stupid cow (XD)
5) Otona - adult