Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

"Wha...?" Tsuna shook awake. He groggily opened his eyes and found himself lying on a hard, wood floor.

Squeak. Squeak. SQUEEAAK.

What... what is that? Tsuna started sweating. It was pitch dark in the room and the squeaking noises were starting to creep him out.

Squeak. Squeak. Squeak.

D-D-Demon?

"W-who's there?" Tsuna managed to squeak out.

Squeak... The squeaking stopped.

"Peace, peace, Sawada-chan! Did I wake you up?" came a familiar voice.

Lo-LONGCHAMP?

"Eeeh," Tsuna sighed in relief. At least it wasn't a ghost... or worse, a monster. Even though Tsuna was 21(?), he was STILL scared of things like that. "Longchamp, can..can you stop squeaking?"

"Eeh, but Sawada-chan," Longchamp whined, "Your bed is so... bouncy!"

"..."

"But, if you want, no problem!"

"Thanks...Longchamp..."

Tsuna managed to sleep through the rest of the night.


"YOU!"

Tsuna was woken up again, seconds later it seemed. "Whaa...?" Surprisingly, he found himself in a comfortable environment... warm... comfy... bouncy,Tsuna thought. Wait...what?...bouncy? And...isn't it a bit...TOO warm? In fact, Tsuna felt two arms around him.

He snapped his eyes open as an aggravated voice yelled, "WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING TO THE TENTH, BASTARD!"

"HIIII!" Tsuna screamed, scrambling out of the embrace he was in. He landed hard on the floor, later earning himself a black and purple bruise in one particular spot.

"Waaa, Sawada-chan!"

"YOU BASTARD! WHAT WERE YOU DOING?" howled the enraged storm guardian. He rushed over to a traumatized Tsuna and started shaking him. "Juudaime! Juudaime! Are you alright?"

"Peace, peace, Sawada-chan looked so uncomfortable sleeping on the floor like that, so I just had to pull him into bed!" Lomgchamp attempted to grin but was scared stiff by the vicious glare Gokudera gave him.

"Juudaime! What is this stupid bastard doing here? Should I blow him away for you?"

Tsuna was too dazed and traumatized by what had just happened to answer.

"YOU BASTARD! LOOK WHAT YOU DID TO HIM!" bellowed Gokudera, hugging Tsuna close to him. "I'M GOING TO KILL YOU DEAD!"

"Peace, peace, kill me dead? If you kill me, I'll already be dead, so you don't have to kill me de-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP!"

"Eh, Gokudera?" Yamamoto's head popped through the open door. "Ah-Tsuna! What happened?"

"T-that -" Gokudera couldn't find a word that expressed how he was feeling about the grinning fool. "That bastard was fucking sleeping with Juudaime and suffocating him!"

"Peace, peace, no harm done, right?" Longchamp smiled uneasily. "I thought he was my old teddy bear!"

"YOU BAS-"

"Maa, maa Gokudera. Tsuna seems alright, just a little..." Yamamoto glanced at Tsuna. "...shocked..."

"Baseball idiot..." Gokudera growled. "Do you even KNOW what you're SAYING?"

"HAHA ANYWAYS, GOKUDERA, you should get Tsuna to the infirmary, just in case, haha!" Yamamoto laughed forcefully.

Gokudera snarled and turned to a shaking but grinning Longchamp. "When I come back," Gokudera swore darkly, "I swear I will make sure you fucking DIE."

With that, Gokudera picked Tsuna up and walked out the door stiffly. Longchamp sighed in relief, and grinned, saying, "Peace, peace," while holding up two fingers in a peace sign. But, for a change, Yamamoto wasn't that happy.

"You... what were you doing?" he asked in a not-so-pleasant voice.

"U-um..."

There was a moment of silence.

A long moment of silence.


When Tsuna came to, he found himself in a bed (by himself), in a room, with Gokudera.

"JUUDAIME!" Gokudera shouted, as soon as he saw Tsuna wake. "JUUDAIME ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?"

"E-eh, yeah..."

"Juudaime..."

"Hiii! What-what is it?" Tsuna stuttered.

"I'm going to ... go and do something... now..." Gokudera got up and a dark aura permeated the room. Tsuna shuddered.

"W-wait! Gokudera-kun!"

"Yes, Juudaime," Gokudera answered in a tone that made Tsuna gulp and start quaking.

"Wh-where are you going?"

"Ah, it's not important, Juudaime. Now, please excuse me." Gokudera left the room before Tsuna could protest.


"OOI! BASEBALL-IDIOT!"

"Haha, what is it, Gokudera?"

Gokudera had returned to the Tenth's room, only to find that the only person in there was the stupid baseball idiot.

"WHAT DID YOU DO TO THAT BASTARD! I WAS GOING TO BLOW HIM TO HELL!"

"Haha, I knocked him unconscious and found this person's name in his wallet," here, Yamamoto held up a card with the name and picture of Mangusta on it, along with his phone number, "and, so I called him, and he came over in a surprisingly short time, haha! It was like he was here the whole time!"

He probably was, Gokudera growled in his head, pulling out a cancer-stick and putting it in his mouth. "And?"

"Haha, he said that Longchamp seemed to have been shot one too many times with the... the..." Yamamoto frowned. "Hm..."

"The desolation bullet?"

"Haha, sou, that's what it was! Anyways, he said that it affected Longchamp's brain, or something..."

"Not that he has any brains to begin with," snorted Gokudera. And neither do you...

"Eh? What?"

"Whatever. I still wanted to blow him up," Gokudera sighed and took the unlit cancer-stick out of his mouth. He frowned as he looked out the window. Yamamoto noticed, and he walked over to the window and stuck his head out of it.

"Oh? Isn't that..."


"D-D-D-DINO-SAN?" cried Tsuna as he opened the door.

"Yo, Tsuna!"

"W-what are you doing here..."

"I was driving by your place, and decided to see how my little-bro was doing!" Dino grinned.

"I-is that so..." Tsuna said.*

"Hehe," Dino laughed, ruffling Tsuna's hair. "Well, Tsuna, I was actually wanting to know whether..."


"WHAT? JUUDAIME! THAT MAN IS STAYING OVER?" screamed Gokudera, showing his hate for anyone older than him.

"Er, well, it's better than Naito Lomgchamp, ne?" Tsuna timidly said.

"I-I guess that's true... BUT JUUDAIME!"

"W-what?"

"If he sleeps in your room, I'll kill him." Gokudera stated dangerously.

"HII!"

"Kufufufu", Mukuro chuckled. He said in a low voice to Chrome, "Can it be that the storm guardian is jealous?"

"Mukuro-sama!" Chrome said, frowning slightly.


Meanwhile, the Varia were being kept in a locked room, which was being monitored by Hibari, who was currently sleeping.

"If you wake me up," Hibari had said before, "I'll bite you to death."

"Shishishi," snickered the Prince. "I'm hungry."

"VOOOOI! LET'S SMASH THIS PLACE TO BITS, BOSS!"

"Boss," said Levi, bowing to Xanxus, who was sitting in the chair that always seemed to follow him around during the ring battles.

"Whatever."

"Aaah, how wonderful, desu wa~! The boss gave us permission!"


? - I'm not sure how old Tsuna is now, now as in, when they're at Nami high. I'm guessing 6 years later they're either 20 or 21.

* =.=' - Tsuna's expression! XD

Sorry for any mistakes! Please review and tell me what I can do better!