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"NO WAY!" screamed Tsuna as the ground began shaking underneath him. "AN EARTHQUAKE?!" He nearly fainted.
"N-no, boss, I don't think it's an earthquake..." Chrome said unhappily. "But maybe it would be better if it were..."
"SHIT! WHAT'S THAT BASTARD HIBARI DOING?" Gokudera yelled, running out of the door as best as he could, closely followed by Yamamoto.
"EEEHH?! WHAT'S HAPPENING?!" Tsuna cried, holding onto Mukuro in an attempt to stay upright. Mukuro looked quite pleased with the arrangement.
"Kufufufu, it looks like the Varia woke up, ne?" he chuckled, hugging Tsuna.
"HIII! Mukuro-san, don't do that!" Tsuna shrieked, pulling out of Mukuro's hug, and falling down. "What do you mean, the Varia woke up?!"
"Kufufu, when we came home from the pineapple shop, we saw the rest of the guardians dragging the Varia in the mansion. It seemed as if they were tranquilized. The Varia I mean."
"HIII?! Tranquilized?!"
"Hmn. We followed them down to the basement and your considerate guardians threw the Varia into the deepest, darkest, locked room they could find," Mukuro said dramamtically.
"NO WAY!" Tsuna shrilled. "I HAVE TO GO STOP THEM! THEY'RE GONNA TEAR UP THE HOUSE!" Tsuna scrambled to his feet and fell down once again. "Itetetete..."
"VOOOOOOOOIII!" came a muffled shout from below him. "THIS IS TATKING WAAY TOO LOONG!"
"Shishishi..."
"You fucking bastards are taking too fucking long. Get out of the way," said a cold voice. Tsuna shivered.
Wait... wait, NOOO! Tsuna screamed, "WATCH OUT, DINO-SAN!" as he scrambled towards the doorway himself. Mukuro and Chrome had disappeared.
"Hm? Tsuna, what's hap--" Dino was cut off...
As the floor exploded.
"WAAAH!?" Dino yelled, as he was thrown into the air and through the ceiling.
"VOOOOOOOOOOII! WE'RE FINALLY OOOOUT!!!" Tsuna watched as Squalo climbed out of the hole Xanxus had made.
"Feh, you pieces of trash are worthless."
"Waaah, thanks, boss~!"
No, no way!
"SHIT!" came Gokudera's voice. "JUUDAIME! ARE YOU ALRIGHT?!"
"Haha, I never knew there was a hole in the ceiling!"
Yamamoto, I know you're sometimes daft, but I never knew you were THIS STUPID!! Tsuna screamed mentally.
"Boss... I brought your chair," panted Levi, trying to climb up the mountain of rubble. Tsuna watched, mortified, as Levi slipped on the rubble and the heavy chair and a heavy Levi crashed on top of an angry Gokudera.
"GAH!"
"Haha," Yamamoto seemed to have the luck of the Gods today, he had been spared from the crushing by inches. "Gokudera, are you alright?"
"VOOOI! VONGOLA BRAT!" howled Squalo. "I'M GOING TO SHRED YOU UP FOR LOCKING US IN THEEERE!" he brandished his sword, pointing it at Tsuna.
"HIIII! IT WASN'T ME!" Tsuna squealed.
"Tsuna, what's going on?" Dino peeked through the Dino-shaped hole he had made in the first floor ceiling.
"HIII, D-DINO-SAN!"
"Oh, Squalo!" Dino said excitedly. "What a long time! Now, how do I get down...WAH!" Dino somehow fell through the hole, landing on Squalo.
"Feh, pieces of trash, I'm leaving." Xanxus quickly turned on his heel and walked out the door.
"Shishishi, I'll follow the boss," Bel laughed. Was it Tsuna's ears, or did he detect a mite of uncomfortableness in Bel's voice...?
"Mugyah! Don't you dare leave me behind," Marmon hurried after them.
"Ahaha~! Well, I think I'll be going now~!" Lussuria danced out the door, blowing kisses.
Why's everyone leaving so quickly?! Tsuna cried. Why am I aloooone... Suddenly, the floorboards below him gave a great creeeaak and broke and he tumbled down into the basement.
"HIIIII!!!" he cried, bracing himself for the impact. Instead he was caught, then dropped by a disgusted Hibari.
"You....I'm going to bite all of you to death for waking me up," Hibari snarled, raising his tonfas.
"Hahaha, Hibari-san, it's no big deal!"
"No big deal... Yamamoto Takeshi, you have no idea what you're talking about," Hibari hissed. "The house is ruined, my nap was ruined, the discipline is ruined, and now you're ruining the rest of my day...I'll bite you to death first."
"Wha!" Yamamoto yelped, doging the rampaging Hibari. Hibari suddenly stopped and yawned. "Maybe later...I'm too tired now..." Hibari started climbing the rubble, taking care to step on both Levi and Gokudera's faces but jerked to a stop as he heard giggling from above.
"Maybe...I will leave... a different way...." Hibari said, his eyes twitching. He turned and slid down the mountain of rubble, showering an unconcious Gokudera and Levi with dust and debris. He turned and walked away.
What...? Tsuna and Yamamoto looked at each other. Tsuna's eyes widened in slight understanding while Yamamoto put on a nervous smile as they heard more giggling from the floor above. Tsuna mentally screamed bolted, following Hibari. Yamamoto slung Gokudera over his shoulder and took Levi under his arm and quickly followed.
"EXTREEEME!" Rhyohei roared. "THE EXTREME SASAGAWA RHYOHEI HAS RETURNED!" He punched the air, shaking the sack he held in the other hand. He flung open the door (the door that lead to the EXTREMELY destroyed room) and froze in shock at not the destruction, but the two people amongst the rubble.
He quickly shut the door and whispered to himself, "I must be EXTREMELY tired. Yes, that must be it. My eyes were playing tricks on me TO THE EXTREME." He hurried away, and went into the makeshift kitchen Tsuna had provided and dumped the large sack on the floor. He rushed to his own, quiet little room and rolled himself up in the blankets on his bed and shivered.
The sight he had seen in that EXTREMELY rubbly room was burned into his brain, causing him great unhappiness and shock.
"EXTREME trick...extreme trick..." he repeated over and over. "Extreme..."
Um. That seemed EXTREMELY strange to me.
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