"Eeeh," Tsuna said, "Yamamoto, was that Rhyohei?"
Yamamoto frowned and answered, "I think so..."
They had found their way out of the basement and onto the second floor.
"Eh, well, Yamamoto, will you take Gokudera-kun and Levi-san to the infirmary, please?" Tsuna asked.
"Haha, of course!"
Tsuna sighed as he watched his most cheerful guardian walk away. He clutched his head in agony and wailed, Dino-san what the heck were you doing?!
Tsuna shivered then walked down the hall to Rhyohei's room and knocked.
No answer.
Eeh, I'm pretty sure I saw him running into his room... Tsuna thought. I'll knock louder...
No answer.
Tsuna frowned and started banging on the door, shouting, "RHYOHEI, ARE YOU IN THERE?!" How unlike Tsuna. But Tsuna was worried.
He stopped making the noise as he heard a faint voice. He strained his ears and managed to catch, "Extreme trick of the eyes..."
Ah, sou, that's Rhyohei, Tsuna decided. He turned the doorknob and entered his sun guardian's room.
"Rhyohei, where did you go--" Tsuna froze. He saw Rhyohei wrapped up in layers of blankets, looking as if he had just been shot with the desolation bullet.
"SAWADA!" Rhyohei yelled as soon as he realized Tsuna was in his room. "SAWADA!"
"Wh-wha?!"
"SAWADA!" Rhyohei repeated for the third time. He scrambled out of his blankets and grabbed Tsuna by the shoulders.
"HIII! WAAH?!"
"Sawada," this time Rhyohei whispered in a low, raspy voice.
"Hii!" Is he going to stop saying my name?!
"Tell me that was an EXTREME trick," he whispered loudly.
"Wha-what are you talking about?" Tsuna said, bewildered.
"I-in that room, it was an extreme trick, right, Sawada?!"
O-oh my god! Tsuna shrieked in his mind, No-no way...
"Wha-what did you see in the room, Rhyohei?" Do I want to know....
"GAAH IT WAS AN EXTREMELY WEIRD SIGHT!!" Rhyohei shouted.
Eeeeeh, just get to the point already, although I might have a happier life if you don't tell me what it is... Tsuna thought, depressingly.
Rhyohei started walking out the room. Tsuna followed.
"Rhy-Rhyohei! Where are you-" Tsuna was cut short as a terrified Rhyohei darted back into his room, slamming the door shut and screaming, "EXTREME TRIIIICK!"
What the... Tsuna whirled around. His jaw dropped at what he saw down the hall.
As the image came closer, his brain stopped working in shock, and he blacked out.
"Hm," Yamamoto put his arms behind his head. He was coming back from the infirmary after dropping off a battered Gokudera and Levi there. "I wonder if Tsuna will play catch with me..."
He stopped by the make-shift kitchen Tsuna had devised and spotted the sack Rhyohei had brought home with him. "Arre? What's this..."
He squatted down and opened it, only to close it back up immediately and stand up. T-turkeys?! Yamamoto thought, confused. What the heck?
"Kufufu," Mukuro laughed, delightedly. The pineapple he had bought proved to be delicious. Especially with tuna.
"Hmm, I wonder what Tsunayoshi is doing now..." Mukuro sighed, twirling his fork.
"Mukuro-sama, I think you're obsessed with boss," Chrome said.
"Eeeh? I am not!"
Chrome sighed. "Of course not, Mukuro-sama."
Mukuro gathered up his dishes, got up and said, "I'll be right back, my cute Chrome~"
He opened the door and poked his head out. Hmm, it's very quiet. How unusual, especially when the Varia are around...
He tip-toed out, for the sake of preserving the silence and nearly tripped over a large something. The dishes and silverware clashed together, breaking the silence.
"Fuc-- Waah, Tsunayoshi-kun!" Mukuro cried, regaining his balance. "My, my, what happened here."
He looked to the left and saw nothing. He looked to the right, down the hall and saw something that nearly made his brain implode. He stared, aghast, but quickly regained his composure. He scooped the unconscious Tsuna into his arms and said, "Good day, Cavallone Dino, Superbi Squalo," and quickly turned and left.
"Vooooooiii," Squalo snarled. "I haaate this so baaad."
"Haha, too bad, you lost!" Dino said cheerfully.
"I DON'T CAARE, IT WAS ONLY ROCK-PAPER-SCISSORS!"
"But, Squalo, mafia always keep their word, and you promised me last time we met that if I won, I could do whatever!" Dino laughed.
"SHUUUT UP!" Squalo growled. "I'm going to slice you to shreeeds tomorrooow!"
They climbed the stairs to the second floor.
"Weh, scary," Dino grinned. "WAH!" he yelped as he tripped on his foot and fell backwards.
"VOOOOIII! YOU CLUMSY BASTARD!" Squalo yelled, grabbing Dino by the hair. He hauled him back up, trying to cause him as much pain as possible.
"Waah," Dino smiled, rubbing his aching head. "Thanks, but you didn't have to grab my hair..."
"What are you doing," said a cold voice. Dino looked up. "Ah, Kyouya!"
There was no answer.
"Eh? Kyouya?"
Hibari's eyes were wide and it seemed as if he had stopped breathing. He snapped his eyes shut and said, "I think... I will go and sleep some more." He quickly turned and returned back to his room. There was a click as he turned his lock.
"WAHAHA--OUCH!" Dino's laughter was stopped by a punch to his stomach.
"I'm going to fucking kill you when this is fucking over, you shitty bastard," Squalo growled through gritted teeth.
"But isn't it so fun?" Dino gasped, trying to regain his breath.
"NO," Squalo said violently, as a person who seemed to be Tsuna came out of a room, saw Squalo, and collapsed.
"Haha," Dino wheezed out as Squalo punched him again. He kept silent afterwards, silently admiring his work on Squalo.
After all, Squalo really did look marvelous with two braids tied with an arrangement of pink, yellow, and purple ribbons tied into a bun, along with red lipstick, eyeshadow, and a bit of blush as well.
He really did.
To Dino.
Weeeh, sorry if you didn't like it! Don't kill me! I know it sucks and it's wrong and the only reason my brain hasn't stopped worki
Reply to banifi: Haha, that's what I had in mind, although in a different way. Dundundun....
Kay,kay, next time I promise to make it better!
Sorry for any mistakes and please review!