13. Team Nineteen is banned from associating with Mitarashi Anko.

Oh and I don't own the plot of the characters. For any of these chapters.

Also, if you get the Title of this chapter, fangz. dont' kill meee. =3

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Everyone knew Anko. Team nineteen was no exception to this rule of the universe. Everybody in the world probably knew who Anki Mitarashi was. She was the ONLY genin to EVER pass Orochimaru's qualification exam. Even when the other two genin she had been paired with had failed, she, miraculously, had not.

So it came as a surprise that Team nineteen had yet to harass the young apprentice. Kakashi had been a victim, in almost every incident even if the pranks weren't aimed at him, the ANBU had seen casualties, the Hokage and the Hokage's stuff had been involved, various academy teachers, and jounin ones as well, but not once had the three dare-devils of Konoha laid a finger on the purple-haired genin.

There were various hypothesis on why this phenomenon was occurring, like that one of the three had a crush on the girl, or Anko had scared them into submission, or even that she had blackmail on THEM for a change. None of these were correct.

The three had yet to prank Anko out of great respect. And that was the truth of it. Anko was Iruka's equal in the way of the weird. Yes indeed, in the ways of all that was strange, crazy and unbelievable, Iruka, Lord of all that was insane, had a queen…or maybe a duchess, but this was the reasoning behind why, on a Wednesday night, four genin could be found huddling in a circle in the middle of Iruka's small apartment, snickering and making plans. Evil plans.

Evil plans that involved two soon to be pissed off jounin sensei, and a panicked populace.

You see, where the three genin didn't usually pull off any pranks that were chakra extensive, simply because they didn't have the reserves for it. Plots that used a lot of chakra got thrown out or revised, usually discarded, since chakra use was...usually irreplaceable. But with Anko helping, they had a surplus. Oh yes, Anko was the one with the POWER. She would be their battery. And she could come up with some wicked schemes of her own.

They'd been mulling over what should be done, none coming to a consensus over what to do when, "Ah hA! This! This is it!" Iruka snatched up the paper which held a rather complicated diagram. Plucking the plan from the excited genin's fingers, Anko felt a smirk stretch across her features. It was perfect. It would cause mass panic, and it was, as she looked it over, easy enough to set up.

Turning to her conspirators, she slammed the poor innocent sheet between the four of them. "We'll have to make the diagram over the village," she said grinning mischievously. "Meaning, we're going to need lots of rope. And make it black so that it looks like just another wire." Grabbing a pencil, she split it into four sections. "We'll each take a section. I have all the rope well need in the back, and I'm sure one of you has some if we run out." All three boys looked away guiltily before rushing to grab some rope and start on their end of the village.

It took, mostly all night for them to complete their section, but as the sun started to rise, the three met in the middle of their creation. "Good good," Anko's disturbing smile had yet to disapaite. "Let's get this party started!" she whooped, starting on the signs needed to flow her chakra and spread through the black rope. Finishing up, Anko breathed out , and looked at her fellow pranksters. "Looks like it works."

"Of course it works!" Iruka sounded offended, his voice a little higher in pitch, "I created it!"

"Now now dear," her voice was husky, "you know what I mean." The glint was back in her eyes. "I can't wait to show up for training today."

The ANBU who had seen the exchange were too preoccupied to chase after the little ankle biters. After getting over the shock, they all regretted it.

For Kakashi, waking up that morning was normal. It was when he stood up that he noticed some thing wrong. Something…very wrong. Something that he knew hadn't been there the night before hung there on his chest, heavy and…soft? He panicked, jumping up, only to have the jiggle painfully. What had- wait, what?

He didn't know what to do. He could have sworn he was a man the day before. Reaching between his legs he found nothing…nothing. His manly pride was stripped from him…struggling into his ANBI uniform, which was now snug in certain places he'd rather not think about, he threw on his cloak. Yondaime might know what had happened.

When Kakashi appeared on his window sill, the fourth wasn't surprised. Really, she wasn't. she'd been expecting it. And she expected many more shinobi to make the same trip today. Before he…she could say anything, the blond raised a hand. "Team nineteen plus Anko" it basically explained everying by itself. "They said it won't wear off for another 40 hours. Everyone in the village is like this."

The silver head nodded accepting the explanation before , shifting nervously. Yondaime's breasts where somewhat small…pushing his cloak aside, he heard his Hokage gasp. "Damn it Kakashi, those are the biggest breasts I've ever seen!" the younger man growled.

"I know."

Pausing Yondaime considered. "I'll ask one of the…men for a bra for you. Kami knows you need one." Kakashi considered comrade killing for the first time in his life, and prayed that he wouldn't run into Gai today.

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I hope that was up to everyone's expectations.

-new_moongirl