Kay, kay, pretend that last chapter never happened except for when Yamamoto and the others went shopping, ne?
Eheheehehe.....
I deleted the whole middle section, cuz it was so bad, omg, shitty.
=.="
It was a tense night.
Tsuna had managed to find a group of cooks willing to cook for Thanksgiving and hired them over the phone.
When they heard that it was the Vongola mansion they were cooking for, there was a bit of unhappiness on the other side of the line. A 1000 yen raise brought them back up to cheerful heights, and they soon came, right before the rest of Tsuna's guests.
"YO! TSUNA!" Yamamoto called. "WE'RE BACK!"
"A-ah, I see..." Tsuna came out of the larger, newer makeshift kitchen and stopped as he saw that the bags the guardians were carrying bags, slightly filled with rubble and that their clothes were slightly dusty...
"Y-Yamamoto... what were you guys doing..." Tsuna leaned against the wall for support.
"Haha, I don't know! I was just eating some ice cream when the shop went KABOOM!" he swooshed his arms up in a big guesture, "Like that! and then everyone came out with lots and lots of food, haha!"
There...goes...another....1,000,000 yen... Tsuna gasped.
"WHY?!" Tsuna yelled, as the rest of the people swerved around the pair and entered the kitchen to dump their bags. "WHY DOES THIS ALWAYS HAPPEN!? AGH!"
"Weh, Tsuna! It's alright! It's not as if anyone got hurt!"
My bank account is getting hurt, Tsuna complained to himself.
"Haha, oh well!" Yamamoto too headed for the kitchen, where the chefs were complaining angrily about having to bake a turkey for each of the guests, which was fourteen freaking turkeys in all, not to mention that there was all the gravy and the appetizers and everything else to make too.
Tsuna sighed and entered the kitchen, where he saw a large pile - no that would be too small - a mountain of shopping bags piled up at one end. He quickly decided that 5 cookers weren't to be enough. He yelled loudly over the ruckus, "A raise! A raise, okay?! Will you start cooking?!"
The cooks quickly went to work.
After Tsuna flipped through the phone book, he mentally sighed.
He found a group of chefs willing to work over the phone and hired them.
Goddamn, Reborn, isn't 1 turkey per person a bit much?!
Tsuna looked at his reflection in the mirror; he looked a mess. Time to take a shower.... he sighed.
He got in the shower and turned on the showerhead.
"HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!" he screamed. He shot out from under the water and quickly wrapped a towel around his waist as his guardians poked their heads out of their rooms.
"JUUDAIME! What's wrong?!" Gokudera yelled.
"Sawada, are you all right to the extreme!?"
"T-t-the w-water i-is r-r-r-reallllly c-c-cold!" Tsuna's teeth chattered.
"VOOOOOIIII!" Squalo yelled. He had come up the stairs out of curiosity. "THAT'S BECAUSE I USED ALL THE HOT WATER UUUUP!"
"YOU BASTARD!" Gokudera shouted. "WHO WOULD DO THAT!?"
"VOOI! I did it because that shitty bastard, DINO," at that, Squalo whirled around and pointed his sword at a sheepish Dino. "DID STRANGE THINGS TO ME, SO I TOOK 10 FUCKING HOT SHOWERS TO GET IT ALL OFF!!"
"Damn it," Tsuna groaned. The only sound that was heard was the hissing of the running shower.
"HAHA," Yamamoto broke the tension. Squalo had disappeared. "Tsuna, a cold shower isn't so bad!"
"...." Tsuna scowled and turned on his heel, heading back to the shower. He slammed the door behind him, causing the guardians and Dino to jump.
"Hehe, Tsuna's kinda angry, isn't he?" Dino laughed.
"BASTARD! IT'S YOUR FAULT!"
"Goddamn it," Tsuna shivered violently and sneezed. He dressed himself quickly, as the Thanksgiving dinner was soon. "I really hate all of them," Tsuna said to himself, not noticing a smirking Reborn leaning against the door. Hm, Reborn thought, pushing himself off Tsuna's door, This will be very interesting.... he walked away.
"JUUDAIME! WE'RE ALL READY!" Gokudera called.
"SAWADA! THIS IS EXTREME!"
"Haha, yo, Tsuna!" Yamamoto laughed, as Tsuna walked down the stairs.
"Kufufu, Sawada Tsunayoshi, how nice to see you," Mukuro chuckled.
"Where's...Hibari-san..." Tsuna asked in a dead tone.
"Boss... he got tired of waiting and left..." Chrome answered.
"Vongola-san..." Lambo quivered, "Is it alright if I stay in my r-"
"NO," Tsuna replied. If I'm going to suffer, you should suffer too, Lambo. He sighed. "Well, let's go...."
Tsuna groaned as the squabbling immediatly commenced as soon as he and his guardians entered the dining room. He sighed and sat down, his home tutor sitting right beside him.
Reborn leaned over and said, "Oi, Tsuna, you should get them to sit down and say thanks."
Tsuna nodded and looked at Reborn. Reborn smirked and brought out a gun. He pointed it up....
BANG! BANG! BANG!
As the room went silent, Tsuna looked up at Reborn's gun - it was smoking. He forced himself to look at the ceiling where he saw three bullet holes. Damn it, Reborn, I thought you'd fire blanks!
Tsuna sighed and said, "Let's sit down and give ..." He looked at Reborn.
"Thanks," Reborn finished. "I'll go first."
After saying their thanks, Tsuna clapped his hands once and the cooks came in, carrying turkey and more. One turkey was given to each of his guardians and the Varia, while he, Reborn, and Dino received one.
He stared in amazement as Squalo dug in, spearing meat on his knife and fork and eating them in record time. Rhyohei looked in awe as well, and whispered, "That...that's EXTREMELY extreme," and quickly followed suit.
Yamamoto was well on his way of eating his second leg, and Gokudera, seeming to think Yamamoto was trying to challenge him, was stuffing as much as he could into his mouth as quickly as he could.
Tsuna turned to where Chrome was sitting, hoping to see a person who ate in a more moderate pace. What he saw nearly caused him to fall out of his chair.
"C-Chrome... you're done already?!" He shrieked. Chrome's plate was completely empty of everything except leg and wing bones.
Chrome turned to Tsuna in surprise. "Of course, Boss. If there dessert?"
Tsuna nearly fainted.
"VOOOOIII!" Squalo yelled. "DAMN YOU BEL, DON'T STEAL MY FOOD!" He threw a wine glass at Bel. The grinning prince ducked, and the glass shattered against the wall.
"Shishishi, a prince gets everything he wants!"
"VOOII! SHUT THE HELL UP ABOUT WHAT FUCKING PRINCES FUCKING GET!" Squalo grabbed Xanxus glass too and threw it and missed again.
"Ooi..." Xanxus said dangerously. His hand glowed with the flame of wrath. "That was my fucking wine."
"Waaaah, here boss, you can have mine - oops..." Lussuria had pushed his wine to Xanxus, but it had sloshed over onto Xanxus's suit.
There was an immediate uproar.
"HAHAHAHAHA-" Squalo roared. He was cut off as a plate whizzed through the air and caught him dead in the face.
"Haha-" Yamamoto began.
"VOOOII! KATANA BRAT, IT WAS YOU, WASN'T IT?!" Squalo roared. He grabbed a bottle of wine and chucked it at Yamamoto. Yamamoto ducked, nearly stabbing himself in the eye with his chopsticks, but there was no need for it, it bounced off Gokudera's head and clattered against the table.
"You bastard..." Gokudera breathed out. "I'M GOING TO FUCKING KILL YOU!"
The room was in complete chaos. Tsuna shielded his head with his arms as plates, knives, spoons, forks, gravy, turkey, and all sorts of things flew across the table. Reborn had disappeared, along with Lambo.
Crash! Tsuna groaned as he looked to see what it was that broke. An expensive, 1,000 yen plate lay shattered on the ground.
Crish! Tsuna cursed as he heard glasses and cups being crushed under booted feet.
He scooted backwards in his chair as a certain person with a handful of dynamite accidentally dropped them by the table leg. The table collapsed. Damn it, Gokudera, now I have to buy a new fucking table as well, Tsuna grumbled.
"VOOOOII! I'M GOING TO KILL YOU, CAVALLONE!" Squalo threw a glass cup at Dino, who conveniently tripped over his foot, He lay on the ground, unconscious, having hit his head against the table corner. The glass smashed against the wall, shattering into 50 pieces. Tsuna growled as the painting on the wall got stabbed by 40 knives as Bel tried to murder Gokudera.
"EXTREME!" Rhyohei yelled, punching thin air where Lussuria had been. The force of his punches created dents in the wall in front of him.
"Rhyohei~ Why do you hate me so much?"
Mukuro and Chrome had disappeared.
Xanxus blew holes in the dining room, as Hibari attacked. Marmon left, to reserve his expensive shirt.
Screw it all, I'm going to have to buy a new friggin house when this is all over, Tsuna clenched his fists, his knuckles turning white.
As what must have been the 20th bowl crashed against the wall, Tsuna snapped. He couldn't take it anymore.
He banged his fist against what was left of the table, bringing the rest of what was standing down.
"YOU FUCKING ASSES DON'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU'RE FUCKING DOING!" Tsuna exploded. Instant silence settled over the room. Tsuna had never gotten this angry before, much less cussed anyone out.
"GOKUDERA! YOU SHOULD KNOW BETTER THAN TO GET FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT SOMETHING SO TRIVIAL!"
"But, Juuda-"
"I DON'T FUCKING CARE! BEL CAN GO AND KILL THE WHOLE FUCKING WORLD FOR ALL I CARE! JUST AS LONG AS HE DOESN'T RUIN MY BANK ACCOUNT!" Tsuna screamed. Gokudera stared, horrified at his usually gentle Juudaime, as Belphagor grinned mischievously.
"YAMAMOTO! I KNOW YOU'RE AN IDIOT, BUT YOU DON'T HAVE TO ACT LIKE A SHITTY IDIOT!" Yamamoto stared at Tsuna with wide, sad eyes. "SQUALO! YOU'RE A STUPID BASTARD WHO FIGHTS TOO MUCH! IF YOU WANT TO SLICE SOMETHING UP, SLICE YOUR HAIR!"
"RHYOHEI! YOU SAY EXTREME TOO FUCKING MUCH, IT PISSES ME OFF! YOU SHOULDN'T DESTROY THE FUCKING HOUSE EITHER, JUST BECAUSE LUSSURIA'S A SICK PERSON AND BECAUSE YOU'RE OBSESSED WITH BOXING!" Rhyohei protested, saying, "But saying extreme is EXTREME!!" Lussuria said, "But I love-"
"Do you have something to say?" Tsuna closed his eyes, smiling dangerously. He leaned forward, clasping his hands together, cocking his head.
Xanxus looked utterly amused at Tsuna's change of personality. Hibari smirked and said, "So, Sawada Tsunayoshi, you show your true-"
"Ah, Hibari, so you have something to say, now do you?" Tsuna said, turning around. "Well now... guess what, Hibari Kyouya. I..don't... FUCKING CARE!" Tsuna burst out.
"IF YOU DIDN'T FUCKING CARE SO MUCH ABOUT FIGHTING XANXUS AND MAINTAINED THE DAMN DISCIPLINE AROUND HERE, NONE OF THIS WOULD HAVE HAPPENED! I SHOULD PUT ALL THE DAMN CHARGES ON YOUR DAMN BANK ACCOUNT!"
For Tsuna to have been angry enough to cuss Hibari out too, stunned everyone. They were mentally scarred with the image of an angry Tsuna cussing everyone out.
"GODDAMN IT, FUCK YOU ALL, NOW I HAVE TO SPEND SHITLOADS OF MONEY TO REPLACE ALL THIS CRAP!" Tsuna snarled. "If any one of you, if anyone breaks another thing, I'll fucking send you to hell." Tsuna ground his teeth and left the dumbstruck room.
"My, my, aren't you glad we left Chrome," Mukuro said, poking his head around the side of his door.
"Yes, Mukuro-sama." Chrome licked her fork clean of pineapple cake.
The Vongola were in complete shock for the rest of the night, and most of them sat down on the dirty floor, staring blankly with wide eyes, going through the shock of Tsuna acting like...a demon from hell it seemed. The rest of the Varia's visit was spent in their rooms, trying to make as little noise as possible and completely disappearing whenever Tsuna came by.
"Hehe," Dino chuckled to Reborn. "I never knew Tsuna could do that."
Tsuna sighed in contentment as he leaned back in his chair, enjoying the rare silence. He sighed contently and smiled.
It feels good to be the Vongola tenth sometimes...it really does.
THE END!
The Vongola thanks are in the next chappie.
As well as mine.