Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

By the way, this is taking place during the Reload series, so that's what everybody's outfit is. Also I'm going to be using a lot of Angel Sanctuary and a little of Baulder's Gates.

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Everything was peaceful that morning. Gojyo was lifting weights, Goku was playing with Jeep and Hakkai was reading the paper. Sanzo had gotten her own room, since no one trusted Gojyo and the others were way to embarrassed to share a room with her. After the incident that had happened in the first chapter, everything went back to normal.

Everything was peaceful...

Until Tsuki came running in.

Tsuki slammed the door open.

"It's begun! 24 hours of hell! We're all gonna die! Oh, it's the end of the world! Oh, the horror! The horror!" he cried. Today he was a young man with short black hair and grey eyes.

"Huh? Tsuki? What's wrong?" asked Hakkai as he looked at him.

"You sick or somethin'?" asked Goku.

"No! Is this some kind of trick question? Don't you guys realize what today is?!" Tsuki asked frantically. The others just stared at him blankly. He hit his head. "Arg! I have no hormone pills for Sanzo! I forgot to make them, and now there won't be any for 24 hours! Don't you fools know what that means?!" The others continued to stare blankly at him. He growled. "Arg!! Honestly! Do I have to spell it out for ya'll?! PMS!!" Suddenly it clicked in Gojyo head and he dropped the weights.

"Oh my god!!" he exclaimed as he fell out of his seat.

"Huh? What's wrong?" asked a confused Goku.

"FOOL!!" yelled Gojyo. "Don't you know what PMS is!! It's something women get every month! It makes them act nuts! And who is the only female of the group?"

"Uh... Sanzo?"

"Right! Now imagine her 10xs worse than usual!" Goku turned whiter than paper.

"Oh shit!!" he yelled. Even Hakuryu looked afraid.

"Now, calm down you two." said Hakkai. "Tsuki, are you sure?"

"Positive! Just trust me when I say I know!" said Tsuki as he ran over to the window.

"Are you really sure? I saw Sanzo earlier and she seemed to be perfectly pleasant." said Hakkai.

"Hakkai, when have you ever known San-chan to be perfectly pleasant? Or even pleasant for that matter?" asked Tsuki as he opened the window.

"We gotta get out of here!" cried Goku as he ran over to the window as well.

"I'm with you!" yelled Gojyo.

"Now everybody, please!!" said Hakkai as he pulled them all away from the window. "Be reasonable! We're on the 3rd floor!"

"Hakkai, it's going to be a 24 hours of an emotional roller coaster with Sybil at the wheel until I can make those pills! Trust me, I know!" said Tsuki as he started to jump out the window.

"Tsuki! You can't go out that way!" cried Hakkai as he grabbed Tsuki's arm.

"Sure I can! And Hakkai, I hope you know I'm perfectly prepared to gnaw my own arm off." said Tsuki as he tried to pull away.

"Now Tsuki, calm down! I assure you, Sanzo does not have PMS today!" assured Hakkai. Suddenly Sanzo entered, wearing her usual entire.

"Oh, boys..." she said slowly. "Do you think I'm pretty?" All the boys froze.

"I'm outta here!" Gojyo yelled as he bolted out of the room.

"You were saying?" asked Tsuki.

"As you were." said Hakkai as he released him.

"Thank you!!" said Tsuki as he leaped out the window only to land in a thorn bush. "OW!"

//Meanwhile//

A wounded god slowly crawled across the blood stained floor of the Fifth Heaven, bleeding badly. The golden halls of the fifth heaven were littered with bloody torn corpses.

"This is impossible!" the god exclaimed. "For countless millennia, despicable demons and betrayers of heaven have been imprisoned here... In the Fifth Heaven, guarded by heaven's most powerful elite. Yet somehow they defeated me... All of us. Damn... Where are they? DAMN THEM!! They think I'd let them have it... Such a terrible mistake...! There were only two evils...!" Just then a dagger pierced his chest, then he became sliced up. A woman's laughed could be heard.

"How pathetic. You really didn't think we were just an ordinary evil, did you?" she asked as she stepped into the light. She was a young woman with long brown hair in a braid and dark pink eyes with a woman who had long dark brown, almost black, hair in a bun, bright glowing gold eyes, and ivory skin. "Look at us! I am Uzume! The Goddess of the Dance and Mirth, also known as the goddess of the dawn, The Great Pursuer! And this Amaterasu! The beautiful Goddess of the sun, the one who had inherited the Heavens! And if you want to know, we've come for the Sinner's Crystals!"

"Uzume..." said the other woman as she brushed her bangs out of her face. "There's no point in talking to the dead."

"Huh? Oh! I guess you're right, as usual." laughed Uzume as she took her dagger out of the dead god.

"Is it not funny, Uzume? 500 years ago we were the most beloved beings in all of Heaven, now we are feared and hated by heaven. Is not strange how things change so easily?" said Amaterasu with a slight chuckle.

"You're right. It is funny." chuckled Uzume as she walked right next to her. Amaterasu stood high and even though she was very beautiful, she had a very dark aura about her.

"It really is hilarious. A long time ago we all used to be powerful gods, but when Konzen went and saved that boy, we all left together and started slaughtering anything that would dare challenge us, we were sentenced to the most severe punishment given to what Heaven would call, 'Traitors'. Konzen's, yours, and my soul were separated, our body frozen in Angel Crystal... There to stay until the end of time. But now..." They suddenly came to three crystals with bodies chained inside them. The red crystal held a woman who looked exactly like Uzume, and the blue crystal held a woman who looked just like Amaterasu and in the last crystal, that was violet, was a woman with long golden hair and lily white skin. "It took us a long time... But we finally found our bodies." said Amaterasu as she touched the blue crystal.

"It feels weird to see the body of your past self, isn't it?" said Uzume. Amaterasu then turned towards the violet crystal.

"Konzen... The last person who anyone would betray heaven, and yet she lead the betrayal all for one little monkey. Naturally we followed, actually believing that we would be able to find peace. What we should have realized is that Those who sin against heaven could never find peace." Her eyes suddenly flared. "It's really not fair, though. It's not fair that she started the betrayal and now she gets to live a happy life. After all, she did become known as the Mistress of Murder in Hell. I think it's time she was reminded of who she was, don't you think, Uzume?"

"I guess."

//Meanwhile//

"Look! I already told you guys, there's nothing I can do!" said Tsuki to the others after they had pulled him out of the bush.

"C'mon man! Sanzo's bad enough when she's normal, imagine her PMSing!" yelled Gojyo as he shook him.

"You're all demons for crying out loud! You've been fighting other demons for almost a year now! Surely you can survive this!" exclaimed Tsuki.

"This is Sanzo we're talking about!!" yelled Goku.

"Good point. But the pills take at least 24 hours to be made. I usually make them sooner, but I've had more important things to do!" said Tsuki.

"Like what?!"

'Like trying to find a way to keep Sanzo alive!' Tsuki wanted to say. It had been three months since he told Sanzo she was going to die, and he couldn't find a way to prevent it! He didn't even know how she was going to die.

"Just important stuff." he said instead. "Look, all we can do right now is wait. In the mean time... Since I'm technically not apart of this team, I'm outtie! See ya!" he said as he tried to run away.

"Hold it right there, you coward!" said Gojyo as he grabbed Tsuki.

"There must be something you can do, Tsuki." pleaded Hakkai. Tsuki rubbed his chin thoughtfully as he perched on the window.

"Well... Whenever my sister had these strange mood swings, we usually sent one person for her to really focus all her attention on. So maybe if we sent one of you to her and kept her company all day, maybe she would leave the rest of us alone." he said.

"Great! Who do we send in?" asked Gojyo.

"Well, I gots business to do, so it has to be one of you. Me, personally, I'd send in the monkey." suggested Tsuki.

"Nani?! Why me?!" yelled Goku.

"You knew her the longest."

"But she likes Hakkai better!"

"Yes, but Gojyo's better with women." said Hakkai.

"Sanzo is not a normal woman! She'll slaughter me!" exclaimed Gojyo. Suddenly the door opened to reveal Sanzo.

"What are you guys doing?" she asked slowly.

"Erk! Uh... Nothing! Nothing at all!" said Tsuki as he held his hands up.

"You're lying. Tell the truth." Sanzo hissed.

"I'd rather not." Sanzo shot a few bullets close to his head and he fell back right out the window right into a thorn bush again.

"AAAHH!! OW! I'm okay! Not! Ow, the pain!" he cried. Sanzo turned to the others.

"Would you like to join him, or are you going to tell me what you're doing?" she asked.

"Uh... Well, we were just talking and decided that, uh... You and Goku don't spend nearly enough time together!" said Hakkai as he pushed Goku into Sanzo.

"WHAT?!" exclaimed Goku.

"See ya!" said Hakkai and Gojyo as they ran out of the room, leaving Goku and Sanzo alone.

//Meanwhile//

A bunch of old men in dark robes sat in a dark room around a giant round table.

"Koumyou's child has become too powerful." said one. "We should have acted long before now, before her powers started to awake."

"There is no reason to be concerned." said another who seemed to be the leader. "The fate of that young fool has been sealed."

"But can we be so sure?" asked another. "Many times she has faced death and many times she has conquered it."

"This Genjyo Sanzo, the one Koumyou fished from the river, this last survivor of the Devil's Cult is doomed. There is no escape from her fate. This is the end." the leader said.

//Meanwhile In Heaven//

"My lady! Lady Amaterasu and Lady Uzume have broken into the fifth heaven and stolen the Sinner's Crystals! Everyone in fifth heaven has been slaughtered!" Jiroushin exclaimed as he burst into the Kanzeon's throne room(or garden) where she watched the Sanzo party in her Lily Pond.

"Yes, yes. I know. Amaterasu is back." said Kanzeon with a bored wave of her hand. "It was to be expected. After all, she was one of the strongest gods in heaven. And she has a mean temper. This is gonna be very interesting to watch. Especially when her brother finds out."

"So... You're not going to do anything?" asked Jiroushin with a sweat drop. Why was she like this?

"Even if I wanted to, I couldn't. If she wants to fight, she's going to fight. Better to let them duke it out, and get it over with. Besides..." she gave him a disturbingly bright smile. "There's no way I'm gonna get in the middle of them when they're fighting. I'd rather die." Her smile was so cold, Jiroushin shivered.

//Back to Earth//

"I'm baaaack!! And I have Sanzo's hormone pills!" said Tsuki as he entered the room, using the door.

"Where have you been?!" asked Gojyo as he and Hakkai crowded around Tsuki.

"N-nani?!"

"Sanzo has been a total nightmare!! She still had to make us miserable even though she had the monkey!" yelled Gojyo.

"Tsuki, I don't mean to be rude, but... DON'T YOU DARE EVER FORGET SANZO'S HORMONE PILLS EVER AGAIN!" said Hakkai with a frightening aura.

"EEP!! Y-y-yes sir!!" exclaimed a frighten Tsuki.

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Okay, I know sucky chapter, but this chapter was basically to show some of the new villains and all. I added the PMS thing for hilarity!

Jee, the Goddess of the Sun and the Goddess of happiness, psychopathic killer, ironic, no? And sorry if these are a little jumpy, I'm hyped on coffee.(I don't have a problem!)

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