Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

By the way, this is taking place during the Reload series, so that's what everybody's outfit is. This particular chapter is inspired by Patalliro SaiYuki ep. 14 & 15

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"What is your name? Age?" he asked.

"Genjyo Sanzo. 23 years old." said Tsuki cutely. Minister Chan shook in delight and grabbed his hands.

"Please marry me!" he said. Goku turned paper white as his jaw dropped through the floor when he heard this.

//Later//

Tsuki was at Minister Chan's place, which was very classy, as Minister started to explain.

"Actually I started Hermit training at a very young age. That's when I noticed that I have a very high materialistic luck. When I try the lottery, I'll defiantly win first prize. When I'm walking, I'll find a bag of gold. And then I've received a huge inheritance from my family. Even though I'm a hermit, I'm a very rich man." he explained.

"Excuse me, but I don't see the problem here. Isn't it a good thing you keep gettin' all this money?" asked Tsuki in Sanzo's female voice.

"No. If this continues on, I'll be in trouble." Chan said gravely. "After discussing this with my master in the mountains, he says I've been possessed by a money monster."

"A money monster? Do mean Maya-sensei?" said Tsuki thoughtfully(A/N: Maya-sensei is a very rich and famous guy in japan, from what I can gather.).

"No! It's a monster who can utilize the energy from gold. If your life is dark after gaining gold, that's the doing of the money monster. In the end, you will end up giving up your life for your money." Chan explained.

"Well..." said Tsuki as he rubbed the back of his head. "I still don't see the problem here, but what's the connection between the money monster and marriage?"

"According to my master's divination, I will meet my beautiful, holy soul mate. If I can somehow bind myself to her, my life will be saved." Chan said.

"Soul mate?" said Tsuki with a small twitch. Was Chan talking about him or Sanzo? Chan nodded.

"That's right. After that, I continued my training. After earning my license to practice, I have searched for this soul mate of mine. Finally I have found her." he said. Tsuki sweat dropped.

'Wouldn't it have been easier to put up flyers?' he thought. Meanwhile, Goku was listening to the whole conversation from outside a window.

"My instincts honed after years of training will not lead me astray. Please marry me." Chan begged. Goku stiffened after hearing this.

"Can two males marry?" Goku wondered aloud with anime tears.

"I beg you. It is as I've said." said Chan as he begged. Tsuki was quiet, then said,

"I understand."

"There it is!" said Goku as he did an anime fall.

"However, before I accept your proposal, I have a request..." continued Tsuki.

"What is it?" asked Chan.

"My father failed in business and is weighed down by debts totaling 5,000,000. I wish to pay them off." Tsuki lied. Usually, he wouldn't stoop to lying, but he was hungry!

"I got it! I will prepare that for you now." Chan said. He then got Tsuki a large bag of money and when Tsuki had loaded it onto his back, he said,

"Well, see you soon!"

'Not!' he silently added.

"Please return to me as fast as possible." said Chan.

"But of course!" said Tsuki.

"Let's make a promise with our thumbs." suggested Chan as he held his thumb out.

"Huh? Like this?" said Tsuki as he held out his thumb. Chan nodded. Then when they put their thumbs together Tsuki felt a small shock.

'Ouch!' he thought.

"I don't doubt you. It's just a formality." Chan told him. "But if you break your promise, the poison will flow from your thumb and kill you."

'Like hell you don't doubt me!' Tsuki thought as he shook at his hand. Then he went outside where he turned into a young teenage boy with black hair and white eyes.

"Tsuki!" said Goku as he ran up to him. "What the hell are you doing?! You're not really going to make Sanzo marry him, are you?"

"What? Are you stupid?" asked Tsuki as he glared at young Goku. "After buying food with this money, we're so out of here. He can wait 500 years for all I care." Goku sweat dropped.

"Only you could do that." he sighed.

"Well, do you really want Sanzo to marry him?" Tsuki asked. Goku was silent. "I thought so. Let's get some food already! I'm starved."

After eating a decent meal they left the town and started to look for the others again. Finally they made it out of the desert and were now walking in some mountains.

"Man! We'll never find Sanzo at this rate!" moaned Goku as he sat cross legged.

"That's weird. My tracker says Sanzo should be right above us." said Tsuki as he looked at his tracker.

"That thing of yours is broken! It's not like the others are just going to fall right out of the sky!" Goku yelled. Just then they heard a voice yell,

"Dammit, Gojyo you pervert!" Then they heard the loud whacking of a fan and just then Gojyo came flying right off a cliff and landed right on top of Goku!

"OW!!" they both yelled.

"You were saying?" said Tsuki. "Never doubt my tracker!"

"Gojyo! Are you alright?" Hakkai called down.

"Well, he's alive!" Tsuki called up.

"Huh? Tsuki? Goku! Are you two alright?" Hakkai asked.

"Not for long!" Sanzo yelled as she threw her fan at Tsuki. It hit him square in the head and he fell back.

"OW! Hey! Those things are for smacking people! Not for throwing!" yelled Tsuki as he clutched his forehead. Then he stiffened as Sanzo suddenly appeared in front of him.

"Oh, then allow me to correct it!" she hissed. Then she started to whack Tsuki over and over with her fan.

"Goku, are you alright?" Hakkai asked Goku, ignoring Tsuki's screams of pain. Goku just moaned since Gojyo had just fallen on him.

"I'm so glad you two are alright. I was worried after Tsuki's spell went wrong." said Hakkai as they all sat down to eat.

"What happened to you three anyways?" Tsuki asked as he ate an apple.

"Well, after the hurricane we landed in small mountain, then we started to look for you guys." said Hakkai as he petted Hakuryu.

"So I could kill you!" said Sanzo as she hit Tsuki's head again. "Why the hell did you make a hurricane anyway?"

"I didn't mean to! It was an accident, I swear!" said Tsuki as he rubbed the back of his head. "And just be glad you didn't end up alone with Goku. I swear, he only talked about you! 'We have to find Sanzo'. God, it was annoying. I swear, he was like a little kid looking for his lover. I bet if you two were alone, he would have raped you. And here comes the pain." he added as both Sanzo and Goku hit him, Sanzo with her fan and Goku with his Nyoi-bo.

"You had that coming." said Hakkai as he looked at Tsuki, who was engraved on a wall now.

"I know." said Tsuki as he twitched.

"So happened to you two?" Gojyo asked Goku. Goku sweat dropped as he remembered.

"I really don't wanna talk about it." he said.

Suddenly they heard a voice yell,

"Genjyo Sanzo!" Just then Chan appeared in a puff of smoke. "What are you doing here?"

"SHIT! He followed us!" yelled Goku next to Tsuki as his hair stood.

"So it was true that he earned his licence!" yelled Tsuki as his hair stood as well. Chan jumped in front of Sanzo.

"You said you'd return as soon as possible; why didn't you return after so long?" he yelled. Sanzo stared at him blankly.

"...Who the hell are you?" she asked. He did an anime fall.

"Do you mean to say you've forgotten this face?" he yelled.

"As hard as a face as ugly as yours would be hard to forget, I've never seen you before in my life." said Sanzo flatly. Chan screamed in frustration.

"How dare you say that?!" then he jumped at Sanzo. "If you have forgotten, I shall make you remember!!"

"Don't touch Sanzo!" Goku yelled as he summoned Nyoi-bo. He attacked Chan with it, but suddenly a money barrier appeared and blocked it. "What?!" he exclaimed. Chan smirked.

"It's useless. The money monster in within me." he said.

"The what?" said Gojyo. Sanzo growled in irritation as she stood.

"Look... I don't know what the hell you're talking about... But if you don't get out of my sight right now, I'm gonna kill you." she growled.

"How can you say that?!" cried Chan. Then he made a globe appear. "Who was the one who showed me this appearance?!" he asked as the globe floated in the air. The globe then showed a image of Tsuki in the form of Sanzo, posing sexily. Gojyo's jaw dropped, Hakkai stared, and Sanzo blushed a little. Goku screamed loudly. They were soooooooo dead!

"Shit!!" Tsuki cried as he made a actually whirlwind and blew Chan far, far away.

Tsuki wiped sweat from his head. Safe!

"Tsuki... What was that just now?!" Sanzo asked in devilish voice, looming behind him like a dark shadow with glowing eyes.

"EEK!" exclaimed Tsuki as he stiffened. Not safe! "Um, That is..." said Tsuki as he backed away from Sanzo.

"That is...?" Sanzo repeated as she stepped forward.

"That..." said Tsuki, sweating a storm.

"That...?" repeated Sanzo.

"Uh, look! It's Kougaiji!" Tsuki suddenly yelled.

"Huh?" said the others as they turned. Tsuki used this opportunity to run away like hell, so when the others turned back, he was gone.

"Where the hell did he go?" asked Gojyo.

"Uh... I'll go look for him!!" said Goku, already running as fast as his legs could. Hakkai looked at the ground and spotted a coin. It had a strange aura around it.

"I wonder what this is." he wondered.

Goku ran back to the desert where he thought Tsuki might be.

"Tsuki! Oi! Where are ya? There's no way you're leaving me alone with a complete and totally pissed Sanzo!" Goku yelled. Just then he heard Tsuki's cry of pain. "Huh?! Tsuki?!" exclaimed Goku. He looked around and saw Tsuki on the ground, clutching his thumb. "Tsuki! What's wrong?!"

"Ow! I looked down on the hermit's skills. But when I tried to undo the spell, the sting became worse!" Tsuki said as he showed Goku his thumb, which was pulsing. Goku gasped. "I can feel the monster's power all over my body."

"But! If you can't break the spell, you'll have to tie the knot with him!" Goku exclaimed.

"And when the poison spreads I'll probably die!" exclaimed Tsuki. They both turned blue, wondering what be worse.

"Tsuki... Are you really going to die?" Goku asked him.

"If I don't reverse this spell, probably." he said, as he shook his hand in pain.

"Then what should we do?!" asked Goku.

"'We' nothing. I'm going to go back and have a talk with that Chan guy. You stay with San-chan and them and continue going west." Tsuki said.

"But Tsuki--" Goku started.

"Look! I got myself into this mess, so let me get myself out of it!" Tsuki said. "Besides, how long do you want to leave Sanzo with Gojyo and Hakkai, hm? Look, I'll handle this. I promise I'll be spying on Sanzo sooner than you think." Goku sweat dropped.

"You are worse than Gojyo."

"How mean! Well, later!" Tsuki said as he ran off.

//Later//

"It's still hurting!" Tsuki whined as he stood in front of Chan's house. It took him 2 days, but he made it. "As long as I tie the knot with Chan, I don't have to worry. I wonder if the money monster go away too. But now let's think about more important things. If I go in as Sanzo... I'll be attacked by a excited Chan!" he said as he imagined Chan glomping and making out with him if he went in in Sanzo's form. "Waah!! NOO! I don't want that!" Tsuki cried as he shook his head violently. Suddenly he saw a servant. "Oh! I've got a idea. Hey, you! Excuse me!" he said as he ran over to the servant.

"What is it?" the servant asked.

"Please go as a replacement for me." said Tsuki. Then suddenly he turned the servant into a image of Sanzo. "Perfect! You go in there and marry Chan! I counting on you." he said as he pushed the servant inside the building. He dusted his hand and let out a calm sigh. "Ah! Now I can relax!" Suddenly he heard Chan's scream.

"Huh?! Spoke too soon! What the happened?!" Tsuki yelled as he ran inside. When he got inside he saw Chan standing over the servant, who was back to his normal form, who was burned badly.

"I... I don't know." said Chan. "When I regained consciousness, my servant fainted." Tsuki walked over to the servant and felt his pulse.

"He's still alive." he said. He put his hand over the servant and healed him. It was his fault after all. When the servant sat up, he was good as new. "There. He should be okay now."

'Lucky! If I hadn't sent in a replacement, my clothes would be ruined!' he thought. In oder to thank Tsuki, Chan offered him a meal and Tsuki accepted.

"Thank you so much for saving my servant." he said as Tsuki ate. "Even then, your reviving skills are wonderful. I admire you from the depths of my heart."

"Nah! Tis nothing for me!" laughed Tsuki. Then he became serious. "But on more important matters... You're possessed by a monster, aren't you?" Chan looked very surprised.

"How did you know?" he asked Tsuki smirked.

"I can see it clearly. And the monster is the money monster!" he said.

"Amazing! You guessed correctly!" gasped Chan. Tsuki continued.

"On top of that, if it continues on, you will be killed one day by the money monster." he said. "It is prophesied that if you connect with your beautiful soul mate, you will be saved. And the woman's name is Sanzo."

"A skill of the gods!" gasped Chan. Tsuki continued.

"However, the money monster wished to kill Sanzo after she arrived, but he has mistaken you servant for Sanzo."

"What? That means the money monster in my body controlled me to do that...!" Chan gasped again.

"Your consciousness is almost fully controlled by the monster." Tsuki told him. Chan fell to his knees.

"Please save me! I don't care how much it costs." he begged. Tsuki smirked.

"Well then, give me a thousand coins as a start." he winked.

"I'll prepare it right away!" said Chan excitedly. He stood and started to walk away, but suddenly he slipped on a banana peel and feel on his head.

"Hey, are you alright?" Tsuki asked. Suddenly Chan began to laugh evilly as his voice became higher.

"I did it!" he said in a alien voice. "Because of the shock, I have completely taken over the minister's body!" His face suddenly turned yellow as he looked at Tsuki.

"What the banana...!" exclaimed Tsuki. Damn! How was he going to get his money now?! He grabbed a vase and threw it at the money monster, but he blocked it with a barrier of money. The Money monster laughed.

"It's useless. Also, it seems that there's poison in your body." he said. He held up his hand and Tsuki's thumb began to throb.

"Yeow! Ow! Ow! OW!" he cried as he shook it.

"It's weird." said the money monster. "I put my poison in Sanzo's body. Why is it in you?"

"OW! I disguised myself as her!" cried Tsuki.

"That means there's no poison in Sanzo's body then. I should eliminate the prophecy now, it that's the case." said the money monster. Then he vanished.

"Shit! Sanzo!" exclaimed Tsuki.

//Meanwhile//

(A/N: By the way, while this was happening, San-chan and them were staying at the hotel in the first chapter of Reload, so right now it's 3 hours after they left town.)

"Aw, man! I'm so hungry! We should have grabbed some food before we left. I'm starving!" whined Goku as they camped.

"Shut it , monkey. You're making me hungry." said Gojyo, who had a lot of bumps on his head from trying to hit on Sanzo. He decided to quit for now. His head was starting to hurt.

"I'm still really worried about Tsuki. It quite unusual for us not to see him for this long." said Hakkai, being the worry wart he was.

"Ch. I'm just enjoying the quiet for a change." said Sanzo as she smoked. Goku looked a little down.

'I hope Tsuki's alright. I don't know what's worst. Him dying from the poison, or him having to marry that guy.' thought Goku as he shivered. Just then a bright light appeared in the middle of the camp and the Money Monster appeared.

"Shit it's that freak again!" cursed Gojyo as he summoned his weapon and attacked. The money monster once again blocked with a barrier of money.

"Heh, heh. It's useless." he laughed. Suddenly a giant coin appeared and pummeled Gojyo in his face.

"Gojyo!" cried Goku. He charged forward with Nyoi-bo, but suddenly a pile of money fell on top of him. "Ow! I... I can't move!" Goku cried.

"Damn!" cursed Sanzo as she pulled out her gun. She shot at him, but yet again, the barrier appeared.

"Die Sanzo!" yelled the money monster as he was about to attack Sanzo.

"Sanzo, look out!" said Hakkai as he got in front of Sanzo.

"Wait!" a voice suddenly yelled. Everyone turned and saw Tsuki, disguised as Sanzo, except he was half naked. Hakkai just stared as Gojyo twitched a little along with Goku, who was blushing while Sanzo twitched. A lot. The money monster blushed as he became love struck.

"S-Sanzo..." he said in lovestruck voice.

"Now's the time!" Tsuki yelled in his normal voice as he used Goku's weapon to attack the money monster. He knocked the money monster out, then the monster went back to Chan. Tsuki grinned. "Ha! Fighting sleek and sexily a success!" he laughed. The others twitched as they looked at him.

"Have you no shame at all?" asked Gojyo.

"Okay... The poison's gone, and I sealed away the money monster, so everything is A-okay!" said Tsuki, in his school boy disguise.

"Everything is not okay!" snarled Gojyo.

"Huh?"

"Why didn't you do that when we first met him?!" yelled Goku.

"Uhh... It's more fun this way?" said Tsuki as he rubbed his head. Both Goku and Gojyo did anime falls.

"Well, I'm just glad it all worked out." said Hakkai.

"It's not over yet." said Sanzo in a demon voice as she appeared behind Tsuki.

"W-WAAAHHH!!!" screamed Tsuki, looking very, very frighten. "No offense! But you look scarier than Satan!" Sanzo looked just like a fire demon with the flames of anger behind her.

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LOL. Well, I think you know what's going to happen next.

Oh, by the way... Does anyone have any ideas for romance scenes, cus' let's face it, I suck at romance.

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