Whoa... Been awhile, haven't I? Oh, well. What's important is that it's here now.

Oh, and as for Lyre's concerns, no worries! Right now Sanzo's hurting Tsuki! So I'm safe!(for now.)

Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!

Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?

By the way, this is taking place during the Reload series, so that's what everybody's outfit is.

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(Okay, I'm not a big fan of the first Reload book, so I'm skipping to where the clones appear. Okay, I'm being Lazy, but hey! At least you're getting the next chapter!)

Sanzo panted as she leaned against a wall. The hotel she and the others(not counting Tsuki)was staying in was practically destroyed. She peaked around the corner, only to be shot at.

"Dammit!" she cursed. She whipped from out behind the corner and shot at the one who shot at her, but he ducked behind a corner. She panted as she ducked behind the walls.

'Shit. This isn't funny. What the hell is going on?!' she thought angrily. Then she heard something behind her and her eyes widened.

"Wha--"

//A few Hours earlier//

"So? What do you think?" Hakkai asked as he blasted some Yokai.

"Think?" repeated Goku. "About what?"

"Our situation." explained Hakkai as the demons attacked them.

"Well, y'know. People've got no morals these days." said Gojyo as he sliced up some demons.

"So it would seem." said Hakkai. "We can't manage to avoid these things."

"I'm so sick of th' speech!" complained Goku as he bashed a few Yokai. "Th' 'Ooh, it's the Sanzo Party we've been searchin' for!' An' stuff." Sanzo shot a demon that was sneaking up on Goku.

"Until now... All the youkai claimed to be Gyumaoh's assassins." she said coldly. "Now's there's no difference. The small fry in the area are after us too." Gojyo laughed.

"We're practically celebrities." he said.

"I suppose mass hatred is one of the many prices of widespread infamy." joked Hakkai as they finished the yokai off.

"There must be a wanted poster of us somewhere." said Gojyo as they walked away.

"I hope not. I look terrible in pictures." said Hakkai.

"Man, I got myself hungry for nothin'!" complained Goku.

"Since when do you need a reason to get hungry?" Sanzo scoffed.

//Later//

"We set out tomorrow morning, correct?" asked Hakkai when they were at the hotel. "Gojyo, Goku... Help me carry the groceries."

"Okay." said Goku as he grabbed a banana.

"Hey. I'm out of cigarettes. Get me some." Sanzo ordered, she was dressed as guy now. Chest bound and all.

"Excuse me, Lord Sanzo. Why doesn't her majesty ever help carry the groceries?" asked Gojyo with a twitch.

"Why should I?" scoffed Sanzo as she took a sip of her drink. She put up with shit everyday and she worked like a dog when she was a child, so why should she have to carry groceries now?

"Hakkai! Nothing good'll come of you spoiling that damn Priest! No matter how hot she is!" complained Gojyo to Hakkai.

"Now, now, Gojyo... Sanzo has her own responsibilities." said Hakkai.

"Like what?" asked Goku.

"A good wife should always take care of the house while the men are away." joked Hakkai. Actually he felt that Sanzo needed some alone time to herself since she was constantly surrounded by men. Gojyo laughed.

"Who's a wife?!" snarled Sanzo. Hakkai laughed.

"And we're off!" he said as he hurried out of the room.

"Take care of th' house!" Goku called as he followed.

"Like a good wife." added Gojyo.

"Drop dead." Sanzo growled as she threw her cup at the door. Then she sighed. Finally, she was alone. She then put on her glasses and pulled out a news paper. As she read she began to wonder... How was she going to die? Was it going to be battle? Was she going to die from a sickness or what?

She frowned at the date. She had 12 months... a year almost. She just couldn't let herself get distracted from her mission anymore. She took a sip of beer and noticed Gojyo left his smokes. She always wondered what Gojyo saw in them and decided to try one. She did not approve. But she was desperate for a smoke, so she continued to smoke. Just then something shot her cup and shattered it. She ducked just as more bullets came.

"What the hell?!" she exclaimed. She pulled out her gun and looked around.

//Back to the Present//

'Was that an enemy? I didn't sense a presence. And he's got a gun. Four... no, five shots.' she thought as she waited patiently. 'Maybe an entire round. ...Where's he stationed? He's ether outside the window or--' Her thoughts were suddenly cut off when the inn lady entered.

"Oh! Um, I heard all this noise... Is everything okay in--" the inn lady started.

"Get down!" Sanzo yelled as she tackled the inn lady out of the way, just as something shot at them. The lady screamed and Sanzo whipped around, gun ready, and saw... Herself?! Her eyes widened. Then she shielded the inn lady as the fake shot at them.

"Good lord! What the heck is going on?" asked the inn lady. "Are you twins or something?!"

"That's what I'd like to know." said Sanzo.

'What's his next move?' she wondered.

"...Hey." she said to the lady who blushed a little. Then she kicked her out of the room. "Out of the way."

"Yaah!" the woman exclaimed. Then Sanzo turned to glare at the fake.

"Let's hear it. Who the hell are you?" she asked, gun at the ready.

"...Genjyo Sanzo. Who else?" the fake said.

//Meanwhile//

"Man... What's this strange feeling I keep feelin'?" Tsuki wondered as he sat in tree. He had lost his Master of Disguise kit, so he was in his real form which was a man with long purple hair and deep amethyst eyes. He wore a silk button up black shirt, with black leather pants with two cuffs around one thigh. He also wore bandages around his wrists to cover his scars. He stared up at the sun and remembered something.

"Hello, little brother. I'm Amaterasu. I'm your big sister." he remembered a younger Amaterasu saying to him. "Let's be play together. After all... The sun and moon belong together. That's why we rule the sky."

Tsuki blinked.

"Whoa. Why did I think of that all the sudden?" he wondered as he stared at the sky.

'Could it be...?'

"Nah! No way. Her body was sealed and her soul's suppose to have been reincarnated to repent her sins. There's no way... It's impossible. Right? Ama-chan's so stiff. She would never... Would she?" He let out a growl as he messed up his hair. "Arr! Forget this! I gotta find Sanzo to tell 'er something! Man, I don't believe this! In this day and age we have cars, cameras, and even guns, but we don't have phones?!"

//Back to Sanzo//

Sanzo crashed through the window. The she stood to face the fake. He gun was at the fake's head and his was at Sanzo's.

"Sanzo!!" Goku's voice suddenly yelled. The fake Sanzo turned and Sanzo shot his arm, making him back off. Sanzo then turned and her eyes widened.

"What the hell?" she exclaimed.

"Yay! We were right– Two Sanzos!" cheered Goku as he and the others came running with clones behind them.

"Oi! But which one's the real one?" Gojyo asked. "Should we check which one has boobs?"

"Hey! I'm busy here. Don't but in where you're not wanted!" snarled Sanzo.

"This one. Clearly." said Hakkai. Gojyo laughed like a little kid.

"Bad ass! This one's mine, suck–ers." said Gojyo. He started towards the fake Sanzo, butthe real one tripped him. "Excuse me, but what the fuck is your problem? I was trying to help the team." he growled at her as he stood.

"I would never allow myself the degradation of having someone who looked even vaguely like me lose a fight to you." Sanzo told him. "It just wouldn't feel right."

"Let's leave the joking at that, shall we?" said Hakkai as the fakes stepped forward. "Our friends here seem to be taking this quite seriously." Sanzo glared at them.

"Hn. I don't like being jerked around. Let's clear up who's real and who's fake." she said.

"Okay!" said Goku as he charged at the fakes. "Whoever doesn't die is real!" Gojyo laughed as he charged forward as well. Gojyo blocked the fake Goku as he attacked and Goku just barely managed to dodge as the fake Hakkai shot a chi blast.

"Hey! Shootin' a chi blast's a dirt trick! It flies an' it's big an' stuff." he yelled.

"Er, I'm sorry?" said the real Hakkai.

"Heh. If that's your logic, what about guns? Hard to get dirtier than that." said Gojyo. Sanzo shot at him and he fell out of the way. "Gah!"

"Sorry. Mistook you for the fake." she said.

"You are so full of shit!" yelled Gojyo.

"Perhaps dispatching the clones was a strategy to turn us against each other." sighed Hakkai.

"I doubt whoever did it planned that far ahead." said Gojyo with a sweat drop.

"Then we'll ask him." growled Sanzo. "Hey! I know you're back there, you pathetic excuse for a sentient being. Move your ass!" Then a demon stepped out from behind a shed.

"Heh. So you're having fun, I take it?" he sneered. "I made those clever little Shikigami just for you."

"They are in wonderfully bad taste." said Hakkai.

"I freakin' hate Shikigami!" growled Goku. The demon continued.

"I've been studying you for months, you know. I finally finished my master pieces just yesterday. Power, technique, speed– My copies are equal in all ways to the originals! Even if you manage to survive, you'll endlessly struggle in a war of attrition." he yelled.

"...Hunh. I doubt that." smirked Gojyo.

"Eh?" said the demon with wide eyes. Goku suddenly bashed the fake Goku's head, while Hakkai blated the fake Hakkai and Gojyo sliced his clone.

"Hey, hey, hey! What's going on?! You can't do that!" the demon yelled as Sanzo shot hers. "There's no possible way they could lose! I copied your previous battle patterns perfectly!"

"What's your point?" Sanzo asked as she aimed her gun at his head.

"Maybe you did copy us pretty good up 'till now. But think about it." said Gojyo. "I'm not the same man I was yesterday, am I?"

"Argh! You... That doesn't make any sense!" yelled the demon in fear as he tried to back away.

"It's a question of attitude, really." Hakkai told him. "Now. What do you boys say... to giving this fellow a taste of the real thing?"

"Wha?! No! I didn't... I... Uh..." the demon exclaimed. Loud screaming could be heard now.

//Later//

"Phew! That was fun." said Goku. They were all in the Jeep now, continuing on their way.

"Y'think?" asked Gojyo. "As far as story material goes, it seemed like your average filler."

"I had felt eyes on us recently, but I just assumed it was Tsuki." said Hakkai. "I suppose it was that Youkai though."

"Yeah. Unless..." Sanzo trailed off. Something was bugging her, but what?

"Sanzo?" said Hakkai.

"Hey! I just thought of somethin'." said Goku. "Wouldn't it be cool if we'd sent those copy guys west?"

"...Your brain is lagging behind in reality." said Sanzo.

//Meanwhile//

Tsuki jumped on to a rock and stared at the sky.

"Ama-chan... Could you really be back? Could you really have... remembered?" he wondered aloud as he stared at the sky.

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Okay, I know this one was sloppy, but mesa tired!! The next one will be about Tsuki's childhood.