Disclaimer: Would I be writing this if I owned SaiYuki? No. Also if I did, I wouldn't be known as GirlWithNoLife, now would I? I do own Tsuki though!
Summary: Sanzo's secret has finally been revealed! Now that the boys all know Sanzo's a girl, emotions are going haywire! And with Sanzo's death closely approaching, what is she to do? And who are these strange gods that keep appearing? And who of the boys will win Sanzo's heart?
By the way, this is taking place during the Reload series, so that's what everybody's outfit is.
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"Vroooom." said Goku in the back of the Jeep.
"...What are you doing, Goku?" asked Gojyo.
"Sound effects." said Goku.
"Then get 'em right." said Gojyo. "It's more like, 'vrumble, vrumble'."
"Nuh-uh! 'Vroooom!'" Sanzo clicked her gun.
"You are wasting your lives." she growled. "Stop the inane argument or I'll toss your bloody corpses onto the road." The two boys in back stopped arguing because for all they knew, she could be PMSing.
"Ah, ha, ha! And with this humidity, you'd decompose rather quickly." laughed Hakkai.
"...Your smile's raising my freak-out level to 90." said Gojyo as he glared at him.
"Ew, I'm all sticky! Let's find a river or somethin' so we can wash up." whined Goku.
"A river... Hmm." said Hakkai.
"What's up, Hakkai?" asked Gojyo.
//Meanwhile//
Tsuki went to 5th heaven. It was terrible. There was blood everywhere and all the corpses were slaughtered, Tsuki had a hard time identifying some body parts as he walked. He couldn't help but be disgusted as he walked through the puddles of blood. Just because he was the Grim Reaper, didn't mean he liked blood. He remembered something as he walked.
"Are you mad, Konzen?! Do you realized what you have just done?!" a faceless god yelled at Konzen as she held an unconscious chibi- Goku in her arm.
"Yes. I just killed a huge pain in my ass and saved what's mine." Konzen said as she held Goku in one arm and a long bloody sword in the other. She was covered in the blood of Li Touten and a few other gods. To her aunt, who was staring at her emotionlessly, she said without looking, "I'm not like you. I can no longer ignore these fools who call themselves gods. You all disgust me! You all hide behind children and use and manipulate others to do your bidding! And if they don't do as you say, you destroy them! If they're a threat to you in anyway, you kill them! Well, no more! I am sick of being your tool!!" Tsuki was in the crowd with Amaterasu, Uzume, Kenren, and Tenpou, all looking at her in shock. She not only killed one god... but 5! All at once! She held up the blood covered blade up, still holding Goku. "C'mon! I know you've all wanted to kill me for a long time, well now's your chance! Come and kill me if you can!"
"You fool!! Do you realize what you just did?! You have sinned against heaven!" a guard yelled as he and bunch of others charged forward. But before they could attack, Tsuki suddenly appeared in front of Konzen and used his scythe to kill them all.
"Fools. Do you actually think you stand a chance against us? If so then you really are idiots." he smirked.
"Tsuki-Yomi! What are you doing?!" yelled his father.
"What's it look like?" sneered Tsuki. "I'm with Konzen, idiot. I'm always on Konzen's side. We've been talking, and we decided we've had enough. We're sick of this place and it's filthy lies. I mean, I knew you were a bastard, but to have a child try to kill his own best friend, who's also a child?! That's just low. And sick. This place is suppose to be heaven? Ha! You can't fool me. You have your so called 'Angels' go down to earth to slaughter the Demons, even when they did nothing wrong! You purposely mislead the humans to start worthless Crusades just to keep them in line! Well, father, tell me! If I'm a devil, then just what the hell are all of you?!"
"Don't get us wrong. We're not heros or defenders of Justice..." said Konzen slowly. "We just happen to be bored." Suddenly Kenren stepped forward.
"Hey. You two aren't the only ones, bored." he said as he stood with them.
"Indeed." said Tenpou as he joined them. "Although, I do wish I could have killed Li Touden. I never liked him."
"Maybe next life!" laughed Tsuki.
"Don't take heaven so likely! Get them!" 15 Guards charged at them, but suddenly a flame whip sliced them all up.
"Huh?" the others said. It was Amaterasu!!
"Ama-chan?!" exclaimed Tsuki, clearly surprised.
"What? Do you honestly think I'm going to let you start a war alone? Ha! You wouldn't know the first thing. Besides, you get into too much trouble when you're alone(very true.)." Amaterasu said as she stepped forward.
"Amaterasu?! You too?" gasped her father. Amaterasu smirked as she chuckled evilly.
"You know... I worked hard for 800 years just to get you too look at me... And now you are only after I shamed heaven. Funny, no? I've had enough! I'm sick of this! I worked hard trying to earn your love! I did everything for you! But no, you never cared for me, did you, father?! Well, fine then! I don't need it! I don't need anything! I shall be content watching Heaven go up in flames! I shall make you all pay for my pain."
"Well, I'm with Ama-chan! No matter what!" Uzume yelled as she ran forward.
"Uzume?!" gasped Homura. Uzume glared at him.
"You. You were the first one I ever loved. I would have given anything for you, but you betrayed me. I won't ever forgive you no matter what." she told him. Tsuki grinned.
"Well, then. I guess it's settled, then. As of this day we are all Sinners."
A present Tsuki stopped at a empty room panting.
"It is true. Ama-chan... Uzume... They are back. That means they're back as well!" he panted.
//Back to Sanzo//
"Wha? Whoa! Sweet!" said Goku as he looked at the giant river.
"I've never seen a river this big in person." said Hakkai.
"Ain't it great, monkey? Go swim your little head off." smirked Gojyo.
"Swimmin's for kids. I don't wanna." said Goku as he looked away, hands folded behind his head.
"Says Mr. Mature. Trying to be all grown up for Lady, San-chan?" smirked Gojyo.
"Shut up you soggy cockroach!" yelled Goku who was blushing a little.
"Don't push it you soggy ape!"
"Don't copy me!"
"...There's no bridge?" Sanzo asked, trying to ignore the two idiots in the back ground.
"Not according to the map." said Hakkai as he looked at the map. "If that's true there should at least be a ferry."
"'Should'. But I've kept my eyes open... And I still haven't seen anything resembling a boat." Sanzo grunted.
"You can't cross." a voice suddenly said. They turned and saw a little boy. "You can't get to the other side." Hakkai blinked at him.
"What do you mean?" he asked. The boy suddenly turned and ran.
"Uh... Okay." said Goku as he stared after him.
"What the hell was that?" asked Gojyo.
"Maybe Gojyo's face scared 'im off." said Goku.
"That no good Holy woman's been rubbing off on you!" yelled Gojyo.
"Hey! Me? Like Sanzo?! What a rotten thing to say!" yelled Goku. Sanzo then smacked them so hard they passed out with smoke coming from their heads.
"...Let's go to a village and ask how to cross." she said as she started to walk away, fan still in hand.
"And these two?" Hakkai asked as he looked at the other two.
"Tie them to a rock and throw them in."
//Later//
"You can't send out a bout?" asked Goku. "Why not?"
"Well, I'm sure you've already seen there's no bridge." People used to come and go to the village on the opposite bank all the time." the ferry man explained. "But a year ago, Youkai settled in the river. 16 boats were attacked one after the other. No one's sent out any boats since. Sure it's inconvenient, but it beats getting killed."
"Right, right. But we've still gotta cross– The other bank's due west." said Gojyo.
"You're heading west?" asked the man. "In that case, you can detour into the mountains and take the suspension bridge."
"There's a bridge there?!" asked Goku excitedly.
"But you'll have to cross 5 mountains. The path usually takes two months."
"2months?! Shit!" yelled Gojyo.
"I see. So that's what the boy at the river meant when he said we can't cross." said Hakkai.
"You four met Kon?" the ferry man asked. "He lives in the village across the river. Or used to at any rate. He came here on an errand for his mother. When we couldn't send out anymore boats, he couldn't get home. I heard he's even got a little sister waiting for him on the other side. Poor kid. That's a tough break for someone his age."
Meanwhile Kon angrily threw rocks into the river, trying to skip them.
"Haa... Haah... Nnghn... D-dammit!" he huffed.
"The river's super big, huh?" said Goku as he walked up. Kon stared at him. "I've never been on a boat. Never needed to be. I'm a wicked good swimmer. But it doesn't look like I can cross this river swimmin'."
"...I told you. You can't get to the other side." said Kon. "They said they can't send out boats 'cause they might get attacked by Youkai. I asked and I asked, but they still won't do it. I can't go out in a boat by myself or cross the mountains. I'm stuck here. But I..."
"I know." said Goku as he tossed a rock across the stream. "You can see it, but ya can't get to it. That's what really sucks."
"All right. What do you think, Sanzo?" Hakkai asked Sanzo who was smoking a cigarette.
"Feh. Like we have a choice." she said. "I have no intention of wasting the time it takes to cross five mountains." Gojyo grinned then to Goku, yelled,
"Goku! Boat time!"
"Yeah?!" Goku called back. Then to Kon, he said, "You're comin', right?"
"Huh?"
"We're gonna cross th' river. You comin'?" Kon stared up at him, then said,
"Y-yeah!"
"You're not seriously planning on going, are you? The river's a death trap!" exclaimed the ferry man when they asked for a boat.
"We'll but the boat. That should end your concern." said Sanzo simply.
"If we meet any Youkai, we'll kick their stupid asses." added Goku. "Then you'll be able to come an' go across th' river again, right?"
"Kick their asses?! Then who's gonna row the boat? You're not gonna find any volunteers here!" exclaimed the ferry man.
"I see." said Hakkai with Hakuryu on his shoulders. "That is a problem." Then everyone turned towards Gojyo.
"...Oy. Oy. Why's everyone's looking at me like that?" Gojyo asked as everyone turned toward him.
//Later//
"Yaaay! This's so cool!" cheered Goku like a child as they sailed on the river. Hakkai laughed.
"Ha, ha! If you lean forward too far, you'll fall, Goku." he laughed.
"Lookit all the smiling faces when someone else is doing your dirty work." growled Gojyo who was rowing. "Damn. Where's that cross dresser when you need him?"
"Um... Th-thanks for letting me come with you!" Kon said to Sanzo who had just pulled out a smoke.
"Meh. We had to cross anyway. You just had good timing." said Sanzo.
"It looks like we're gonna get across faster'n I thought." said Gojyo.
"The current's pretty slow here. I used to come fishing with my dad a lot." Kon said.
"Fishing, hm? That must have been nice." said Hakkai.
"Woo! Then I'm findin' me some fish! Huh?" Suddenly Goku noticed a few bubbles. The boat was suddenly in some kind of whirl pool!
"H-hey! What the hell?!" yelled Gojyo. "God damn!"
"Looks like we've got company." cursed Sanzo.
"Everyone, don't let them knock you overboard!" yelled Hakkai. "If you fall into the water you'll be right where they want you!"
"Does it look like we wanna--" Goku started. Suddenly a Youkai jump on the end of the boat, rocking it, violently.
"Prey! Sweet, sweet, prey!" it cried as the boat lurched up violently. The lurch was so violent, Kon started to fall out.
"N-no! AAAAAAH!" Kon yelled.
"Kon!" Goku yelled. He grabbed Kon, but he fell out into the river as well.
"Goku! Kon!" Hakkai yelled. Goku, who was holding Kon, came up for air.
"Hya, ha, ha! Fools!" laughed the demon. "Cry all you want, but you're not getting away!"
"Shut the hell up, fishy!" yelled Gojyo. He attacked the demon with the oar, but it broke. "Erk."
"Move it, Gojyo!" Sanzo yelled as she pulled out her gun and shot the demon, who fell back into the lake.
"Goku, are you all right?!" Hakkai yelled.
"D-dammit! Th' current's too fast; I can't swim! Gotta... There! Extend, Nyoi-bo!" said Goku as he summoned his Nyoi-bo and stabbed it into the cliff wall. "Grab on, Kon!"
"O-okay!" said Kon as he held Goku tightly.
"Goku!" yelled Hakkai.
"Hakkai!" yelled Goku.
"Don't worry– Just meet up with us later! And take care of Kon!" Hakkai called as they drifted further away from them.
"Got it!" Goku called.
"Now what?" asked Gojyo with a sigh. "That carried us pretty far."
"Your brilliant breaking of the oar brought us bad luck." growled Sanzo. "Tsuki's stupidity has officially rubbed off on you."
"So now this is my fault?!" growled Gojyo.
"I'm not sure we're quite finished yet." Hakkai said as more Youkai appeared.
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Okay, I know I haven't written anything worth reviewing, but I still need reviews people! C'mon! The insanity's only begun! I haven't even gotten a chance to post 'Therapy with Tsuki' yet! I at least want 5 reviews or I won't pot the next one!